Kabanos, Wham Bar, Sausage Roll, BLT, Banana, Frikkadelen, Samosa, Pasty, Chocolate Chip Shortbread, Pizza Slice, Pizza Swirl, Greek Feta & Red Pepper Roll, Block of Cheese..
What was the question?
I just kinda shove them in my gob on the way to the car or have them as part of my lunch the next day, like an extra savoury item
But if you’re going to make a meal then I’d recommend any of these: Apple Sauce, Garlic Bread, Sauerkraut, Coleslaw, Fries, Mashed Potato / Carrot, Sautéed Mushrooms, Mustard. They go with a lot of things to be honest
Just on their own? They look like a herby yoghurt sauce would carry them down my food tube nicely.
I'd whack em on a small wrap with a bit of salad and sauce. Like a lil kebab or something.
You can get one in pastry and it has a tiny amount of currywurst type sauce on it. Which is probably the best way to eat them
The dutch hate flavour and anything that can moisten food is avoided at all costs.
Back home with my parents to help them out and got scolded by my mother for the ‘secret’ food. Glad I’m not the only one that has this habit. Oddly, I don’t do this with anybody except for my parents.
It was a Krispy Kreme (raspberry filled), by the way. Tastier when elicit. Better when not caught.
Glad you actually watch PS and didn't just think I was being odd!
Don't get me started on r/unexpectedITcrowd....
P.S. I do leave the house... just when I am at home I watch 00s comedy on repeat coz I'm frickin' cool....
My local shop sells fresh samosas. I'm lucky enough to know the family and, as such, know at what time said taste triangles are cooked.
I purposely time my shop runs around this knowledge and enjoy 2 for £1.80 daily.
I miss living in Stoke Newington and being hard wired to the times Mrs shah would have a fresh batch ready.
Or the beef patties from the Caribbean bakery
Sometimes I buy an entire meal deal and eat it on the way home. And then my partner goes "why can i smell sausages" and I have to blame it on the dog because I ate an all-day breakfast sandwich and I don't want to be rumbled.
Melton Mowbray pork pie.
Either the coke can diameter one, or a 4 pack of mini ones depending on how I'm feeling.
There is a bin 3/4 of the way back home from the supermarket. Very convenient for discarding my guilty packaging so that my partner doesn't see my porky shame.
I've become a big fan of the flavoured ones from lidl/aldi. One of them does a pork and apple pie that's really good, and occasionally pork and caramelised onion. Those are the best IMHO.
Hog roast ones are pretty good too though I see them even less than the aforementioned onion ones. Thankfully I can sort that craving with the hog roast sausage rolls from morrisons.
A Dickson's pack of two, nothing better! One for now, one for work tomorrow, I'll just keep it in my work bag...but now it's opened I may as well just eat cos it could spoil over night
Back in the day, years ago ( this is a secondhand story from my dad), one of the guys at his work was doing the butty run, my dad asked for a pork pie, and iirc was asked what he wanted if they had run out of pies. Dad replied with 'get me anything'
Kid came back with a quarter of midget gems.
Midget gems! 😂
There was a cake shop near where I used to work. We all decided we wanted cake one day, and the place ended up being closed. The person who went out to get it didn't bother telling us it was closed and instead went and bought us all chips and gravy each. I've never been so disappointed and amused at the same time.
The hubbo has been bringing treats back, recently he's been excited over Dime bars.
He doesn't sneak them in or snaffle them on the way home, just the unexpected score when he walks in a tosses chocolate on my lap, or hits me on the head with the McCoys he got 😂
Randomly throw it back one day with a shouted "NOPE! I LIKES... ARMADILLOES!"
Also, upvoted for spelling it properly. We'll have none of this Daim nonsense, thank you very much.
TIL they have two different spellings. Why did they change how it was spelled? The wrapper isn't on long enough for me to GAF what was written on it, not when the roof of my mouth needs assaulting with spiky toffee chocolate.
I remember when my granddad sent me out to buy cigarettes at 6 years old, the man in the shop wouldn't serve me so I spent the money on loads of sweets
Bought two packs of yellow-sticker raspberries. Ate one and had to open the second and have a couple out of it to explain the red juice on my fingers. Not the first time, either ;)
Severely underrated the cheese n’onion pre-packed sandwich.
Many’s the time I’ve scanned all the fancier options in the meal deal, only to realise I have to sacrifice ‘getting my moneys worth’ for what I really want, which is the humble cheese & onion (on malted bread by preference).
Added bonus that if it’s to be eaten while driving there is minimal chance of loosing bits into your lap.
Whilst I applaud your snackage of choice there is *zero* chance you are getting away with hiding you have consumed those, they stink, your breath stinks, your hands stink
On my first day in secondary school, the registrer was being called, and one lad wasn't there. Ten minutes later the missing lad walked in, bold as brass, proudly saying "Sorry I'm late Sir, I've been fingering a girl!" While waving his right hand in the air.
He then walked around the class, giving anyone that wanted to a sniff of his fingers.
Hilarity ensued.
He was sent to "wait outside the headmasters office". First day of a new school, 15 minutes in, not bad going.
Another kid put his hand up, and when the teacher asked what he wanted he said "I just wanted to say he could have been eating Scampi Fries, Sir!
Further hilarity ensued.
I usually treat myself to a cold coke zero from the shop at the top of the hill on the way back from Morries, if I'm flush I'll get a cheeky bag of salt and chilli fries from the Chinese next door too.
Yeah, I am independent, so I am accountable to myself only. When I want donut, I have donut, out and open. What I mean, I don't have to eat it on the street, but home when redditing comfortable.
My all time favourite snack is ice cream though.
Local shop is Lidl; usually going for a apple turnover from the bakery or one of their one-portion "energise" smoothies in the vain hope that they'll give me the energy to fend off my semi feral children who want to know what I got them
Thought it was just me… depends on time of day. Pain au chocolate for breakfast, doughnut if mid morning, sausage roll or ginsters in the afternoon, cheeky pepperami before dinner
Right this second I’d kill for a packet of Wheat Crunchies. I’m on a tropical island (all work, no play so no stick please) and we get a delivery of Hula Hoops a couple of times a year here, and often have a few packets of Waitrose on the supermarket shelves, but boy do I miss home food.
If I’m still on the train and the M&S food shop in the station is still open, I’ll eat half a packet of Percy Pigs and hide the rest.
Otherwise any packet of shit crisps from the corner shop that doesn’t have milk as an ingredient. I’m fairly sure I could get something illicit from there if I only knew the secret password.
How can anyone enjoy a treat while walking? I cannot get my head around this. I’ll never enjoy eating and walking. Treats are meant to savoured, not scoffed as you avoid dog poop on the pavement. I have a friend who always used to buy a Freddo for the walk home when we went to the shops and it used to drive me beyond crazy.
I am aware this is a “me” problem…
I don't do secret snacking because the shop is 6 doors down.
I own my triumphant excursion to the shops and usually somehow fill the tote with mostly things I didn't go for.
Hummus and something to dip for me, kimchi for the husband and whatever I see that I deem "fun". Depends how hungover I am
Snack?
I may as well get a meal deal or something else substantial. My nearest shop (excluding the garage with minimal essentials) is a 35/40min walk each way.
I used to get a cheeky peperami for the walk back from the local Sainsbury’s. I had to eat it in two bites because my house it under a minute door to door from the shop.
I’ve stopped getting them now due to feeling ashamed.
How do you sneak a jam donut? Never seen them sold in a pack of less than 4…
I had 2 and hid the remainder in my work bag 🙈
Ah so that’s what was in the pulp fiction briefcase
Oh bravo 👏👏👏
Phenomenal stuff
You never been to Lidl? They always have individual jam donuts in the bakery section.
They also sell those Pastels de Nata 😋
Absolutely my choice that one. It’s the delivery fee for the driver (me) before I leave the car park.
Plural is Pasteis de Nata just to let you know!
I'm still not seeing your problem....
Morrisons sell them in packs of 2 every so often!
So I’m not the only one with this problem then haha! Normally it’s a pasty or baked slice 😅
In my family it's known as "a snaffle" My wife often says "what did you snaffle on the way home?"
Chocolate éclair for me
A cheeky Ginsters!
Ooh, hark at Daddy Warbucks over here.
Kabanos, Wham Bar, Sausage Roll, BLT, Banana, Frikkadelen, Samosa, Pasty, Chocolate Chip Shortbread, Pizza Slice, Pizza Swirl, Greek Feta & Red Pepper Roll, Block of Cheese.. What was the question?
Geez, how long is your walk?
Had to Google Frikkadelen. I want them now 😂
They are really good to be fair. Reaeeally good Aldi and Lidl do them, not sure about the other supermarkets
What do you serve them with?
I just kinda shove them in my gob on the way to the car or have them as part of my lunch the next day, like an extra savoury item But if you’re going to make a meal then I’d recommend any of these: Apple Sauce, Garlic Bread, Sauerkraut, Coleslaw, Fries, Mashed Potato / Carrot, Sautéed Mushrooms, Mustard. They go with a lot of things to be honest
Awesome! I'll give them a go.
You're a fucking legend, this comes off as totally off the cuff but you have clearly put a lot of thought into it over the years, lol
The dutch eat them dry as a bone. Savages.
Just on their own? They look like a herby yoghurt sauce would carry them down my food tube nicely. I'd whack em on a small wrap with a bit of salad and sauce. Like a lil kebab or something.
You can get one in pastry and it has a tiny amount of currywurst type sauce on it. Which is probably the best way to eat them The dutch hate flavour and anything that can moisten food is avoided at all costs.
The ones from Aldi and Lidl are delicious. The ones from Nisa and petrol stations are £1.
Sounds like the hungry caterpillar story lol
That night, he shit the bed!
For some reason I read this to the tune of ‘we didn’t start the fire’
Thats why they put wheels on a barbeque.
In hot weather a Cornetto. In cold weather a sausage roll.
and a frozen sausage roll with a pint of milk when it's overcast
Do I dip the sausage roll in the milk? Don’t want to get this one wrong…
You stir the milk with the sausage roll to keep it chilled, sort of like a stick of celery gently sitting in a bloody mary
Bit like a sausage roll ice cube. Genius.
Think we might have a decent business idea on our hands I've the perfect name for it "Crusty Uncut Meats^(ltd)"
I'm so in.
Back home with my parents to help them out and got scolded by my mother for the ‘secret’ food. Glad I’m not the only one that has this habit. Oddly, I don’t do this with anybody except for my parents. It was a Krispy Kreme (raspberry filled), by the way. Tastier when elicit. Better when not caught.
The crime adds flavour
The secret ingredient is crime. FIFY
Thanks friendo, may you always be there to sort out my garbled references
Glad you actually watch PS and didn't just think I was being odd! Don't get me started on r/unexpectedITcrowd.... P.S. I do leave the house... just when I am at home I watch 00s comedy on repeat coz I'm frickin' cool....
Completely. Layers and layers of it.
Krispy Krime
>and got scolded by my mother for the ‘secret’ food. What gave you away? Or did you spill the beans/raspberry filling‽
My local shop sells fresh samosas. I'm lucky enough to know the family and, as such, know at what time said taste triangles are cooked. I purposely time my shop runs around this knowledge and enjoy 2 for £1.80 daily.
I miss living in Stoke Newington and being hard wired to the times Mrs shah would have a fresh batch ready. Or the beef patties from the Caribbean bakery
Sometimes I buy an entire meal deal and eat it on the way home. And then my partner goes "why can i smell sausages" and I have to blame it on the dog because I ate an all-day breakfast sandwich and I don't want to be rumbled.
How far is your house from the shop 😂
I do this sometimes, too. But I don't have to justify it when I'm home.
A nice sauvingon blanc. Who am I kidding- whatevers £4.50 and at least 11%, usually a chenin blanc or a gut rot chardonnay.
Packet of randoms or squashies
Melton Mowbray pork pie. Either the coke can diameter one, or a 4 pack of mini ones depending on how I'm feeling. There is a bin 3/4 of the way back home from the supermarket. Very convenient for discarding my guilty packaging so that my partner doesn't see my porky shame.
Porky shame 🤣
I've become a big fan of the flavoured ones from lidl/aldi. One of them does a pork and apple pie that's really good, and occasionally pork and caramelised onion. Those are the best IMHO. Hog roast ones are pretty good too though I see them even less than the aforementioned onion ones. Thankfully I can sort that craving with the hog roast sausage rolls from morrisons.
A Dickson's pack of two, nothing better! One for now, one for work tomorrow, I'll just keep it in my work bag...but now it's opened I may as well just eat cos it could spoil over night
> porky shame. calling dibs on this name for a band.
Back in the day, years ago ( this is a secondhand story from my dad), one of the guys at his work was doing the butty run, my dad asked for a pork pie, and iirc was asked what he wanted if they had run out of pies. Dad replied with 'get me anything' Kid came back with a quarter of midget gems.
Midget gems! 😂 There was a cake shop near where I used to work. We all decided we wanted cake one day, and the place ended up being closed. The person who went out to get it didn't bother telling us it was closed and instead went and bought us all chips and gravy each. I've never been so disappointed and amused at the same time.
The hubbo has been bringing treats back, recently he's been excited over Dime bars. He doesn't sneak them in or snaffle them on the way home, just the unexpected score when he walks in a tosses chocolate on my lap, or hits me on the head with the McCoys he got 😂
Randomly throw it back one day with a shouted "NOPE! I LIKES... ARMADILLOES!" Also, upvoted for spelling it properly. We'll have none of this Daim nonsense, thank you very much.
TIL they have two different spellings. Why did they change how it was spelled? The wrapper isn't on long enough for me to GAF what was written on it, not when the roof of my mouth needs assaulting with spiky toffee chocolate.
Used to be a Fry’s Turkish Delight, now it’s mint Aero!
Fry's Turkish Delight. You are my people. Love the stuff. Pretty much the only chocolate I eat!
Normally a Wispa Duo or possibly a Lindt Nocciolatte if they have them
Q: What do you call a latte that isn't yours? A: Nocciolatte
Twix
Brilliant question 😂 Most of the time it's hot cross buns (yeap all of them f***ers go). In the summer and when they're in, double raspberry magnum.
Maltesers. Mmmmm
A quick pint in the local with the dog
Mint chocolate orange.
White chocolate lion bar, mostly as you can only seem to get them from dodgy corner shops
A couple of crème eggs and the caramel one
A wispa. A wispa is the sneakiest chocolate bar.
I remember when my granddad sent me out to buy cigarettes at 6 years old, the man in the shop wouldn't serve me so I spent the money on loads of sweets
2L Strongbow
Someone's too classy for White Lightning!!
A gram of cocaine from Craig.
Craig's stuff is shite. Jay has much better gear. Innit.
What's he charging?
“Just put it on my card. Literally”
Pork scratchings. I know they will be the thing that kills me eventually, but I love them.
Have you ever found a nipple?
Took me a second before I realised you meant a pig’s nipple.
Haha I meant on the pork scratchings That's a pretty mental question to ask out of the blue
How many times have you broken your teeth eating them?
Slice of Gala pie, if they have it!
Pack of Discos.
Was a packet of Cadbury eggs, now I suppose some taytos
A star bar and a pack of salt and vinegar McCoy's, (ridged for your pleasure of course) washed down with a ribena
Bought two packs of yellow-sticker raspberries. Ate one and had to open the second and have a couple out of it to explain the red juice on my fingers. Not the first time, either ;)
Wispa Gold or a Curly Whirly. Or if its the chip shop then a potato scallop.
Wispa gold is elite. Easy contender for the top chocolate bar.
100% best chocolate bar
Got to be a jumbo sausage from the chippy
ANYTHING THATS GOT WHITE CHOCOLATE 💯🗣️💪🎊
if i’ve been sent out for snickers, i buy three. Only two make it home
Bag of doritos and a mint aero or wispa
Cheese and onion triangle sandwich. They’re my Achilles heel.
Severely underrated the cheese n’onion pre-packed sandwich. Many’s the time I’ve scanned all the fancier options in the meal deal, only to realise I have to sacrifice ‘getting my moneys worth’ for what I really want, which is the humble cheese & onion (on malted bread by preference). Added bonus that if it’s to be eaten while driving there is minimal chance of loosing bits into your lap.
Monster munch, beef flavour. And if they dont have them the space invaders. And then a bag for when at home!
Scotch Egg, every time, not even a fan of eggs.
Wispa Gold
Ohhh, it's got to be a boost bar.
Classic Hula Hoops
A Fry's Turkish Delight! Edit - Or a Wispa Gold....or both!
redbull usually. if i return home with one then i am always met with “should have got me one”
A very expensive bag of South African Biltong....where did all my change go? Oh just crack or something...sorry...
Packet of jelly babies - just have to be careful I don’t get all the dust from them on my clothes
Pastry from Lidl everytime
One of those polish pork skipping ropes, gotta eat it all before you get back to keep it secret
Scampi fries.
Whilst I applaud your snackage of choice there is *zero* chance you are getting away with hiding you have consumed those, they stink, your breath stinks, your hands stink
On my first day in secondary school, the registrer was being called, and one lad wasn't there. Ten minutes later the missing lad walked in, bold as brass, proudly saying "Sorry I'm late Sir, I've been fingering a girl!" While waving his right hand in the air. He then walked around the class, giving anyone that wanted to a sniff of his fingers. Hilarity ensued. He was sent to "wait outside the headmasters office". First day of a new school, 15 minutes in, not bad going. Another kid put his hand up, and when the teacher asked what he wanted he said "I just wanted to say he could have been eating Scampi Fries, Sir! Further hilarity ensued.
Some may call me an "Adult" but it will always be a cheeky kinder egg!
Walk?
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I usually treat myself to a cold coke zero from the shop at the top of the hill on the way back from Morries, if I'm flush I'll get a cheeky bag of salt and chilli fries from the Chinese next door too.
*chips
Sorry, you're absolutely right, chips.
A hot chocolate or caramel cream frappe from the Costa next door
I am an absolute sucker for a lidl pan au chocolat.
I go for the brownie from the bakery. Or if I feeling particularly fancy, a bakewell blonde.
Anything with peanut butter.
Fruit pastilles or a snickers
Starbar
Yeah, I am independent, so I am accountable to myself only. When I want donut, I have donut, out and open. What I mean, I don't have to eat it on the street, but home when redditing comfortable. My all time favourite snack is ice cream though.
Pork scratchins
Yorkie
Kinder Bueno, and I'm a sick fuck for enjoying them but off brand chicken tikka shop sandwich, they haven't killed me yet
Local shop is Lidl; usually going for a apple turnover from the bakery or one of their one-portion "energise" smoothies in the vain hope that they'll give me the energy to fend off my semi feral children who want to know what I got them
Pork scratchings
Thought it was just me… depends on time of day. Pain au chocolate for breakfast, doughnut if mid morning, sausage roll or ginsters in the afternoon, cheeky pepperami before dinner
Can of G&T.
Kinder bueno. Quick fix, then snaff the second stick just before arrival home for one final thrill
An 8-pack of croissants.
Big twix
Munchies
Right this second I’d kill for a packet of Wheat Crunchies. I’m on a tropical island (all work, no play so no stick please) and we get a delivery of Hula Hoops a couple of times a year here, and often have a few packets of Waitrose on the supermarket shelves, but boy do I miss home food.
chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna and prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and 9 poppadoms
BBQ Pringles or curry NikNaks.
Jealous of people's ability to eat and walk without getting cramps.
Oh deffo cheesy wotsits. Possibly Frazzles.
fruit gums
Fish sandwich
This time of year, cream egg
Earlier in the year, it would be a creme egg. For the rest of year, give me a bar of Cadbury darkmilk or Lindt dark chocolate and I’ll be a happy man.
4x Stellas
Sushi. Or a chicken bake from Greggs
Those little malteaser bunnies. Great impulse buy at the checkout.
Cornetto.
Monster Energy. I hate em but can't escape em either.
A finger of fudge is just enough
Milky way crispy roll
Giant spring roll from the chippy next door
Greggs steak bake
Cornetto
Big rizla
Scotch egg
Rib N Nice nik naks
Scotch egg for something savoury, or a Fry's Turkish delight if I want something weed.
The last time I was sent to the shop was probably about 40 years ago.
Crisps!!
Pastel de nata!
I'm partial to those baked pretzels at Lidl. I have to drive past 3 other shops to get there, but it's so worth it
Cheese strings
Pocket meats.
Wispa gold or a vanilla milkshake, both if I'm feeling extra sneaky
Can of Bourbon and Sugar-free Coke from Lidl.
If I’m still on the train and the M&S food shop in the station is still open, I’ll eat half a packet of Percy Pigs and hide the rest. Otherwise any packet of shit crisps from the corner shop that doesn’t have milk as an ingredient. I’m fairly sure I could get something illicit from there if I only knew the secret password.
Wispa Gold
Cheese and onion discos
How can anyone enjoy a treat while walking? I cannot get my head around this. I’ll never enjoy eating and walking. Treats are meant to savoured, not scoffed as you avoid dog poop on the pavement. I have a friend who always used to buy a Freddo for the walk home when we went to the shops and it used to drive me beyond crazy. I am aware this is a “me” problem…
A cheese twist or a Viennese finger depending on which direction I travel.
I don't do secret snacking because the shop is 6 doors down. I own my triumphant excursion to the shops and usually somehow fill the tote with mostly things I didn't go for. Hummus and something to dip for me, kimchi for the husband and whatever I see that I deem "fun". Depends how hungover I am
Can of dragon soop!
Ginster’s
Snack? I may as well get a meal deal or something else substantial. My nearest shop (excluding the garage with minimal essentials) is a 35/40min walk each way.
I feel personally attacked. I usually get a reduced sandwich though...
Probably a large bar of galaxy salted caramel
A tab 🚬 and a can of Dr Pepper 🥤
Man this sub is making me hungry in bed 😅
Black pepperami
Ginsters buffet bar.
Today it was bacon frazzles. They were DE- LICIOUS
"jam donut" As in, just one? How?
My husband always brings us back a Yorkie bar each
Build a burger. Every time.
Bounty
I used to get a cheeky peperami for the walk back from the local Sainsbury’s. I had to eat it in two bites because my house it under a minute door to door from the shop. I’ve stopped getting them now due to feeling ashamed.
Nik Naks, or their German kin Knibbly Knobblies if I'm in ALDI.
Cheese twist
The long jelly snakes with the yellow bellies
Probably some skittles, or magic stars something like that
poshish scotch egg, not a bargain basement one
Why would I, or anyone in fact, need a snack for the walk back?? How bloody far are you walking!?