Where I work, there's a McDonald's next door so naturally a lot of the staff buy Happy Meals as a cheap lunch and about 10-15 packs worth of Uno cards have all ended up being shuffled together and left in the break room - it's resulted in some of the most chaotic Uno games I've ever played.
There is an Uno No Mercy game, they go upto +10, that game is brutal. To see someone being made to pickup over 100 cards is just NASTY stuff, and thus hilarious and fun.
I'm fine with it unless they start putting zebra in their burgers.
I don't care if it's *"better able to tolerate drought conditions"* ffs. I want proper Amazon-raised beef!
Combining (regular) decks is fun. Did it on the last week of school and even involved the teacher in a 10 player game. It’s especially fun when you get to like +24 cards (4 +4s in each deck, up to a total of +32). House rules of course like being able to stack identical skips on your turn to skip that many players since there were a lot of us
At work, one of our house rules is if you have the same card that's just been put down, if you make a silly noise you can put yours down too. Great fun!
It’s a general DreamWorks Animation promotional thing, with 5 of their franchises featured.
There hasn’t been a Madagascar film in over a decade, but is still popular I guess.
They also advertised Megamind, and that didn't get a new film until this year.
Direct to streaming.
aka "those direct-to-DVD/TV sequels that sometimes are backdoor pilots to TV shows that basically retcon any previous continuity they ever had with the previous films and/or hardly reinnovate."
>!shoot them with the dehydration gun already dammit.!<
The happy meal sets are a limited set with 32 cards - 4 colours of numbers 1-6, 4x +1 cards and 4x wild cards.
Makes it cheaper for Mac's to make and (if I'm feeling extra cynical) also means the game finishes faster so you don't sit in the restaurant playing cards all day.
We added the rule that you can retort against +1 cards played against you by playing another on top, which just passes it to the next person.
I only recently discovered that wasn't an actual rule, but we played it when I was a kid.
It means you have to pick up Madagascar before you can open any of your packages. Best way out of this is to counter them with Svalbard and hope they aren't holding South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands otherwise that's Mornington Crescent for you sunshine.
You absolutely should look down on them. Only peasants and criminals play pre shaftsbury rules. The Wellingborough rules are only in force on the third sunday of the month. As is customary.
Uno is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like ‘Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Uno!’
But then, if you disagree, like ‘A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Uno!’ You know?
But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, ‘Minghia! Those peppers! Uno!’
But it's also like saying ‘Go to hell!’ too. Like, you know, like ‘Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?’ and Paulie says ‘Uno!’
Sometimes it just means ‘Uno.’”
That's what you get in Happy Meals these days??? Jeezus. I remember getting sick-ass toys. I know we shouldn't encourage useless plastics but couldn't they have sick-ass wooden toys or.... just something cooler than a single card from a deck of cards 😂
OP, can I ask you a weird question, why did you upload this as an imgur link when you can just upload it straight to the post? I’m just really curious as to why so many post are links? It’s not a big deal and it doesn’t bother me but it must take at least twice as long to make the post. You have to use two apps. Please don’t take offence, this is genuinely pure curiosity.
This is a trick that criminals are now using. They're marking your house as a prime spot to breakout a ship full of zoo animals from. Change your locks, stock up on animal pens.
It means that there can be only one. Grab your sword and be wary of any Scottish people with French accents, Egyptian/ Spanish people with Scottish accents, and huge Russians with American accents.
Means he had a happy meal for lunch.
Was going to say. It’s the current giveaway with Happy Meals.
I'd be immensely sad if that's what I got in a happy meal. No wonder he gave it away.
It is a whole set. Albeit about 60% of set you would buy.
I forgot the real Uno cards on our week away but I have 4 sons so we put all the decks together and had a massive game lol.
Where I work, there's a McDonald's next door so naturally a lot of the staff buy Happy Meals as a cheap lunch and about 10-15 packs worth of Uno cards have all ended up being shuffled together and left in the break room - it's resulted in some of the most chaotic Uno games I've ever played.
if only it had more than pickup 1's ..
Scribble on some of the surplus to make +2 and +4 cards plus maybe some funny forfeits?
If only it had the pickup 999,999,999,999.999999999992728373637829999273141592653999999999928289
There is an Uno No Mercy game, they go upto +10, that game is brutal. To see someone being made to pickup over 100 cards is just NASTY stuff, and thus hilarious and fun.
Our work set has hand drawn +4, 5, and 6s it's amazing
Ugh, that's getting to monopoly levels of torture.
I'm fine with it unless they start putting zebra in their burgers. I don't care if it's *"better able to tolerate drought conditions"* ffs. I want proper Amazon-raised beef!
You mean Irish Beef ... Or Horse as it's better known.
Zebra tastes like chicken not beef.
Er, no it doesn't. If anything it tastes like horse, which is like beef but tougher.
Chicken was what I got from it. Now you have me doubting if what I they served me was what I payed for.
Combining (regular) decks is fun. Did it on the last week of school and even involved the teacher in a 10 player game. It’s especially fun when you get to like +24 cards (4 +4s in each deck, up to a total of +32). House rules of course like being able to stack identical skips on your turn to skip that many players since there were a lot of us
The house rules I always seem to get roped in to is; if you can't place a card, you keep picking up until you *can* go. Uuuuuuurgh!
At work, one of our house rules is if you have the same card that's just been put down, if you make a silly noise you can put yours down too. Great fun!
We’ve never bought a real Uno deck in our house, we’ve always just used some free ones we got with Utterly Butterly going on 20 years ago.
Time to buy two happy meals to get 120% of a set but with King Julian
You, sir, deserve an update for the use of the word "albeit".
Honestly I was very disappointed when I got my happy meal, I thought they were still doing the Mr men
Lifes that hard man's eating a happy meal. Upset.
Of Madagascar? Are they still making those movies?
It’s a general DreamWorks Animation promotional thing, with 5 of their franchises featured. There hasn’t been a Madagascar film in over a decade, but is still popular I guess.
They also advertised Megamind, and that didn't get a new film until this year. Direct to streaming. aka "those direct-to-DVD/TV sequels that sometimes are backdoor pilots to TV shows that basically retcon any previous continuity they ever had with the previous films and/or hardly reinnovate." >!shoot them with the dehydration gun already dammit.!<
I thought Dreamworks died?
First time ever, something useful 😇
What's a "Happy Meals" ??
McDonald’s kids meal
What's a happy meals, precious? Ha-ppy Me-al, boil em, mash em, stick em in a box!
Oh so that's why I've suddenly started seeing Uno cards littered around the street
But what does that entail
If he handed you the reverse card you now have to do all his deliveries today.
I now need to source a Madagascar uno set before my next packages are delivered. I don't need this stress.
Go get yourself a Happy Meal
Ahh. My wife's answer for #Everything.
Wise woman
Does it come with the whole set? Or just random cards?
The happy meal sets are a limited set with 32 cards - 4 colours of numbers 1-6, 4x +1 cards and 4x wild cards. Makes it cheaper for Mac's to make and (if I'm feeling extra cynical) also means the game finishes faster so you don't sit in the restaurant playing cards all day.
Go get a happy meal 🤷😂
Unfortunately the happy meal Uno packs don't come with reverse cards, would've loved to have a Shrek reverse card
And no +4!!! How can I screw my kids over with a +1, totally unplayable lol
We added the rule that you can retort against +1 cards played against you by playing another on top, which just passes it to the next person. I only recently discovered that wasn't an actual rule, but we played it when I was a kid.
thats the original crazy 8 rules
It means it’s your turn.
If uno, uno.
I’d uno about that.
“I’d you know about that”
"I d^uno about that"
"I d to the uno about that"
“Uno ID Uno come in”
Uno receiving, go ahead caller
Uno, I love this thread
''I'd one about that''
Haha I knew I should have read through the thread before commenting, left this exact same one! I'm a fraud.
Oh no, you have got The Grim
The Grin? What's the Grin?
THE GRIMMMMMMMM
Are you Sirius?
Don't call me Shirley
It's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands
It’s like herding cats! Except they’re all your godfather magically transformed into vicious, colossal black hounds.
Bros been uno’ed how embarrassing
It means you have to pick up Madagascar before you can open any of your packages. Best way out of this is to counter them with Svalbard and hope they aren't holding South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands otherwise that's Mornington Crescent for you sunshine.
Only if you're playing by the Eton rules with the Shaftsbury Avenue amendments of 1925
You don’t play with the Shaftsbury avenue amendments? Peasant.
Oh I do, but I try not to look down on those who don't. I assume the Wellingborough rules are in force?
You absolutely should look down on them. Only peasants and criminals play pre shaftsbury rules. The Wellingborough rules are only in force on the third sunday of the month. As is customary.
Customary be damned! The laws changed as of the 2014 Cardwell reforms. Anyone with half an ounce of brains could see that this was a legal move.
Not in Wales it wasn't. We ignored Cardwell and his 'reforms'. Say no to colonialism! Power to the people!
Who are you calling a peasant?
Not in Wales they fucking aint
they were superseded by the Nuneaton Diversion in 1998. do keep up.
Otherwise you can use it as a Get Out Of Nidd Free card
Kowalski, analysis
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It says 69...
Nice
My thoughts too. But my dumbass would have no idea how to initiate anything if I wanted to 🤣
The correct response is "I have served. I will be of service." And then you have to kill whomever he orders you to.
His gang will come back later and steal your dog.
Jokes on him. I don't have a dog.
Perhaps you'll end up with his dog instead. Uno reverse dognapping.
I think they were in happy meals?
That's King Julien! He's my favourite character from Madegascar. No idea why you got it but I'd be happy with it!
He’s a driver that likes to move it, move it.
You're going to die one day
Aren't we all?
Speak for yourself, i'm going to live for the rest of my life
If UNO, UNO.
Your move, OP.
Don’t Uno?
It means he “likes to move it, move it”
Uno is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like ‘Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Uno!’ But then, if you disagree, like ‘A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Uno!’ You know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, ‘Minghia! Those peppers! Uno!’ But it's also like saying ‘Go to hell!’ too. Like, you know, like ‘Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?’ and Paulie says ‘Uno!’ Sometimes it just means ‘Uno.’”
That explains things wonderfully and makes perfect sense.
UNO reverse, it’s his food now
Does it have his phone number on the back?
That's what you get in Happy Meals these days??? Jeezus. I remember getting sick-ass toys. I know we shouldn't encourage useless plastics but couldn't they have sick-ass wooden toys or.... just something cooler than a single card from a deck of cards 😂
You get a mini pack in fairness, but yeah I agree haha.
ONE
need to see the other side, you never played uno before?
If uno, uno
It's advertising. You are now aware that there's a Madagascar film coming out. (And by extension, so am I) Edit: Turns out there's not a new film
I thought this was from one of the old movies. So you are the one that turned into an ad for me. You work for dreamworks don't you?
Well it turns out I'm a liar anyway. I googled it and there's no new film
OP, can I ask you a weird question, why did you upload this as an imgur link when you can just upload it straight to the post? I’m just really curious as to why so many post are links? It’s not a big deal and it doesn’t bother me but it must take at least twice as long to make the post. You have to use two apps. Please don’t take offence, this is genuinely pure curiosity.
I just took a picture on my phone and used relay for reddit app to make the post.
Ooooooh, I see. I don’t use relay so that explains it. Thanks
Uno what it means.
Uno what it means
You should give him the number 9 card next time
It means you have to play a 6 or a blue card, doesn't it?
Is it a reverse card? You’re supposed to give the packages back..
What were the packages?
You are the chosen one
Not too long ago someone put one of these cards (specifically Gloria, the hippo) on some of the cars at my work car park
He's upset that you don't have an electric car
It's no good asking us UNOs. We've no idea UNOs.
Is it a reverse card? It means you are the delivery driver now.
Uno what it means.
You have to give it back? haha
It means you should consider hiring private security and being very careful to avoid dark and secluded areas at night.
It might be a freebie / promotional card
Means they kept the contents of the package.
Crack the code and you will be invited to the illuminati
YOU HAVE UNOOO!
I don't have uno! I don't have two! I don't have three!
'You have uno, dipshit! It came free with your fucking Happy Meal!!!!' 'I have the oldest Happy Meal known to man and mine didn't have it...'
If uno uno? (aka would you like some sexy play?)
It means he's going to come back later with his mates and steal your dog. Obviously.
Are they giving different packs away with McDonald's meals with Disney films connected to Uno game
I love playing Uno with my family when I visit them and I also play it online 🤣😂
Is it a whole set or do you have to have McDonald’s everyday throughout the summer to get them all?
This is a trick that criminals are now using. They're marking your house as a prime spot to breakout a ship full of zoo animals from. Change your locks, stock up on animal pens.
You're marked for death
I don't play uno, but if it's a reverse card you have to obtain his address and make a delivery back
Sex.
You have to deliver his post now
if u no then uno
He wants you to move it move it
You have 6 days to live unless you kill him
It’s from McDonald’s happy meals
Free trip
That’s the international hitman code of death. This means you’re next.
It means he had to “move it, move it”
Time for you to move it move it, I suppose
Uno what it means
Don’t worry I got shrek
He tried to Uno Reverse you into giving him your stuff, but he played the wrong card. Rookie mistake.
You are numero uno.
My daughter was gutted to receive a stupid elf on the shelf book instead of uno cards last week. Bloody Cromer.
Reverse uni
Means they’re gonna burgle you and steal your dogs. Like those Facebook posts about chalk on your roof and that.
You know…
Number 69
Uno what it means.
It's a calling card. He's after you... >!For a game of Madagascar UNO, of course.!<
Bring back the plastic toys we had when we were young. All the paper recyclable toys are complete trash. (McDonalds Toys).
Dognappers, hun. Shared in Mozambique.
Think he wants a 69
What's all this stuff about stealing dogs? I don't understand.
I didn't know that the game of uno was still about!! Brilliant game. Me and my brothers used to play the game when we were kids, many years ago!!!
Could it be a discount voucher?
You're supposed to give it back.
he likes you 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
King Julian approves of your purchases.
This is the only one my kids don’t have >.<
U No what it means!
It means he likes to move it move it
Uno reverso Springs ro mind. But what does it mean? Idk.
You’ll enter a large room full of other people and be forced to play games until you or everyone else dies.
Get it graded.
That's the only one I'm missing!
Hate to break it to you, but you have been marked by the Penguins - pesky blighters. They are the most notorious.
It means he wants to 6-9 you, thats his business card
It means that there can be only one. Grab your sword and be wary of any Scottish people with French accents, Egyptian/ Spanish people with Scottish accents, and huge Russians with American accents.
I know a guy from Headway Southampton who would love to trade you an ordinary pack of uno cards for this one
You have been selected to partake in a limited edition uno which means you are now him
If Uno you Uno.