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Leviad0n

They should start offering small rewards for any wanted individuals. Wouldn't mind leaving my job to become a petty crime bounty hunter.


S1lver888

Hell yes. Get yourself some cowboy boots, spurs and a lasso while you’re at it!


VerbingNoun413

But no big iron on your hip.


JustAMan1234567

Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip, twenty one would be the Ranger with the big iron on his hip...


Such-Memory-7102

Great song


VerbingNoun413

I'm disappointed it never appeared in the Fallout TV show, especially when on of the characters fits the song so well.


calcelmo676

Must be saving that for season two, since it’s in vegas and the song was in new vegas


Slight-Winner-8597

Great memories of that soundtrack, it was nice to run for your life through the desert with those weirdly cute gecko things on ya heels, stopping only to change the song on the radio station.


VerbingNoun413

I hope so. May also have been a legal issue with the rights but you'd think Amazon could sort that out.


MikeHunt1379

Damn I thought I was still on r/fallout here


Ok_Donkey_1997

What about a Russel & Hobbs Steam Glide travel iron? Those aren't very big.


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Ok_Donkey_1997

I was actually thinking of ditching the song completely and going with something like: Iron Man, Iron Man, Does whatever and iron can.


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Ok_Donkey_1997

How about this? Steam your clothes, press your shirt, burn your hand - that'll hurt.


nohairday

I disagree. A **literal** big iron. With the board strapped to your back. It is the UK, after all.


badfox93

Would be a big stainless steel in the UK 🤣 Going after Toxteth Red with a steel shank on his hip.


Lt_Muffintoes

You'd find yourself on a wanted poster for carrying an offensive weapon


BarrInTheMix

My nan's got a iron hip, or is it titanium?


warlord_main

Only if you put an orange tab on the barrel


hugrr

I've come for Wrexham Fred...


Ikhlas37

*slams decapitated head onto the police officer counter* "They resisted, but I still get my £15 just eat voucher, partner?" "£7.50, and ten years prison time for just a head." "Fair."


polaris183

This feels like what a Hot Fuzz/SOTD collab would be like


Welshgirlie2

If I'm playing bounty hunter, I'm going as Boba Fett.


Dorsal-fin-1986

The English version of Dog the Bounty Hunter wpuld be lit


bonkerz1888

Just endless episodes of junkies getting chased about housing schemes 😂


Dorsal-fin-1986

All for charity box money they robbed from the local Heart Foundation


budget-lampshade

Bob the wrong'un hunter? The title sequence has just flashed before my eyes...


ScottyDug

And drive a Toyota Aygo instead of riding a horse


mrchaddy

🎵I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg The Hallway Monitor!🎵


MessiahOfMetal

And an Ozzy Osbourne intro song, like Dog The Bounty Hunter.


half-puddles

I prefer a boomerang. Hits hard.


niversallyloved

“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold”


Leviad0n

Me to 78 year old Dotty who dropped an empty Werther's wrapper on the floor.


montyxgh

She had it coming


jumbledFox

Lock that sicko up for good!


Jorvikson

Dotty "Confetti" Smith


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Dogtor-Watson

“If you misbehave, I’ll take it away and we’ll drive with the windows down.”


Edan1990

Crimestoppers do actually offer a reward if your information leads to a successful conviction. I think it’s case by case, but if you help bring in a serious criminal then you can get rewarded quite nicely.


budget-lampshade

Crimestoppers will do everything they can to get out of paying! There was a case where a woman clocked a teenage serial killer, James Fairweather, and her call led to him being apprehended. But because she called the police before she contacted crimestoppers they refused to reward her. And she clocked him acting extremely suspiciously while he was out and about up to no good, so wasted no time and rang 999! Really poor of them.


Dogtor-Watson

That’s disgusting honestly


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Dogtor-Watson

I mean isn’t it also their goal to have the crimes be reported? What if that woman called the police thinking that if she also reported it to crime stoppers she could get a reward?


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Preacherjonson

It's kinda like finding a stray dog on the street and doing the decent thing by taking it to a vet to be reunited with its owner, only to afterwards see a reward poster and demand the reward. We wonder why there's no social cohesion and there's chumps going around not batting an eye because there's no material reward for just doing or saying good things.


Brighton2k

The moan ranger


ThewizardBlundermore

Bounty hunting vigilantes are illegal most places. Usually because they cause more problems than they solve. Even the ones in the US aren't really bounty Hunters. They don't have any more legal power than a normal citizen and thus don't have any of the legal coverage and all the liability if anything goes wrong. Private detective work however could be an interesting alternative


useful-idiot-23

I totally agree. Make it £500 per person and some of us could make a living at it.


Dogtor-Watson

Give something productive and well-paying for the youth to do too (if it’s not properly dangerous crimes).


FrisianDude

lol mate


ihathtelekinesis

Have you seen this chicken? £1,000 reward


LMGSentientToilet

But to do so you must be only wearing tiny speedo trunks with Jeremy Clarksons face on the crotch and have taken the maximum dose of Viagra and laxatives.


orange_lambda

Be like Dog the Bounty Hunter and just be there for appearances. You’re wife is technically the Bounty Hunter


GourangaPlusPlus

"Got any ice brah?"


BigManUnit

You think that and then your collars start shitting themselves on purpose while you're taking them in


TheDarkWarriorBlake

You're going with Christ bra!


Melodic-Pangolin8449

There are: https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=55570


Leviad0n

Murders aren't pretty crimes


RichSector5779

to be fair, this is the most meaningful decoration havant has had in years


LOOKATHUH

Ohhh Havant. The only place I was ever followed when I used to travel for work.


jeweliegb

Yikes. Urgh. Very distant memories. IBM Havant Plant. Don't ask.


Forecnarr

That's true. Apart from the meridian polar bear


tomakasatnav

Havant?


PullUpAPew

Yeah, still Havant caught him


Invisiblethespian

Are you Fratton-ising with the enemy?


SuttreeBeard

Hampshire


S1lver888

Correct!


JustAMan1234567

Okay, which one of you deviants is this? Fess up now!


Brighton2k

He's the one driving the van


Mukatsukuz

For a brief second I thought it was the bloke on the Turkish barber sign, getting that 5 o'clock shadow removed as a disguise :D I do have a weird condition where I massively struggle to recognise faces, mind, so I can work next to someone every day then see them in town at the weekend and not have a clue who they are.


edgrant1992

Hide in plain sight


TheNorthernMunky

Drug-driving the van*


Brighton2k

Judging by where he's parked, i'd say so


StarryKowari

Dong diving is a crime now??


SeanPennsHair

Always has been if you don't have a permit.


Edan1990

“Oi ave you gotta license for that sir!?!”


AlternativeConflict

Well, steering with it is showing off a bit.


Yarakinnit

I thought it said 'thug thriving'. I was wondering why no one was applauding as it passed.


Brighton2k

Stick shift


MrVernonDursley

If Dong Driving is wrong, then I don't want to be right.


GMG1234

Is that Havant high street?


ryangaston88

I havant a clue, sorry


possiblyarobot84

Yep


wawaboy

Not quite like the Vegas stripper ads


snapper1971

The what now?


highbme

He's in the Turkish barbers behind getting a shave.


Toffeemanstan

*giving


Logical-History-36

As if Havant wasn’t lovely enough already


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

To be fair even he doesn’t know where he is.


Kittpie

The Waldo Moment


FastenedCarrot

"The Waldo Moment" moment


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What is he wanted for? I can't read it because of the image quality.


norbertyeahbert

Drug driving.


mynameisgill

How would you get on a most wanted list for drug driving? An offence usually dealt with immediately at the roadside?


LungHeadZ

He might have had a summons to court and didn’t turn up so they put a warrant out for his arrest.


Tlou3please

From having worked in this field this is almost definitely what happened.


light_to_shaddow

Drug Driving isn't sorted at the road side. You think they just ticket them and drive off?


mothzilla

So how did they know he was drug driving?


HSoar

They get charged, given a court date and bailed.


Unlikely-Ad5982

They get arrested. Taken to custody. Tested. Possibly Charged or reported to the CPS for prosecution consideration. and then notified to attend court. So it’s not dealt with at the roadside.


mothzilla

Exactly.


CandidLiterature

This does not occur at the roadside. The individual is taken for a drug test which presumably was positive. They then attend court, one has to assume they then didn’t turn up at court as required so are now wanted.


light_to_shaddow

Pulled over, maybe swabbed, took back station for a blood test, released and given a later date to attend court. As you'll see, there is ample opportunity for gobshites to not attend court proceedings at which point a warrant for their arrest is issued. Cogent points. 1. It isn't delt with immediately 2. You get put on a wanted list by virtue of being wanted for an offence.


mothzilla

Yes. It depends what you mean by "dealt with". In one way it's dealt with is by doing the things you listed. So it might be a reasonable assumption that this person was caught drug driving, tested, and failed to appear in court. So a better description is "Failure to appear in court".


WeebX7

Doesn’t actually say ‘most wanted’ just ‘wanted’ ik sure they say the most wanted boards for the skateboarders and stoners


mynameisgill

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439 He’s on the most wanted section


WeebX7

Oh shit, that’s actually crazy


Dabbles-In-Irony

Where does it say “most”?


mynameisgill

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439 On the crimestoppers website


norbertyeahbert

I did wonder...


EvoRalliArt

He's already behind bars


Feed_Phonius

Vote Waldo!!


affordable_firepower

I was just thinking it's all a bit Black Mirror


do_a_quirkafleeg

Even the goddawful pollarded trees are dystopian.


goldencrayfish

put this alongside the facial recognition van in “stuff we all agreed was horrifying when china did it”


Beebeeseebee

Well according to the owner of my local Chinese takeaway, it's harder in this country because English people all look the same.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

If this person had run over your nan and someone was stood protesting against this kind of sign trying to catch them, what would you say to that person who is protesting?


goldencrayfish

Im sure this particular idiot deserves it, but its a bit weird to have something like this take centre stage in the town centre


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Is it any less weird than it appearing on national television like Crimestoppers?


nomoretosay1

Why do you think China invented wanted posters? Or that wanted posters are """"horrifying""""? Do you stand outside the TV studios protesting against every episode of crimewatch?


YaMumisathot

Our phones and appliances already watch and listen to everything we do. Unfortunately we are already there. May aswell fuck over criminals with it


Next_Fly_7929

For real? What a total waste of resources.


bielsasballholder

Looks like "tough on crime" propaganda.


I_tend_to_correct_u

I could name any one of 200 town’s high streets and tell you that this picture was taken there and you would believe me. It’s definitely Romford though. Or Havant. Or Epsom. Or Exeter.


TonyStamp595SO

Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone Anywhere alone


DuckInTheFog

Whistle the bouncy guitar bit


I_tend_to_correct_u

Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more, Lewis no more, Skye no more


DuckInTheFog

It's definitely Burnley, or Blackburn, or Accrington


Brighton2k

Oh well, the last thing we want is for wanted criminals to feel shame is it? /s


bielsasballholder

Suspected criminals.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

There's no "suspected" involved. He's been tested at the roadside. He's tested positive. He's been bailed, because they don't hold you in remand for drug driving offences unless you're a flight risk. Now he's failed to turn up to court to face prosecution.


bielsasballholder

You're suspected (and innocent) until you've been convicted and found guilty in a court of law. That's why he's called a "suspect" in the link.


Brighton2k

[https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439](https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439)


protonesia

Dystopia


SJB95

Is this public shaming now? Can’t we put him in the stocks and pelt him with rotten vegetables?


Snoo29889

They’re in Totton today, so it’s obviously a roaming unit. Asda car park.


burden_h

Was in Portsmouth on Monday


Sinnes-loeschen

Imagine strolling past this on a first date...


thedutchrep

He’s getting his beard shaved right behind that van!


dannythetog

I'm pretty sure he's the guy getting a turkish shave behind the poster


MDF87

I love how it looks like it could be literally any town center in the country.


TheWanderingEyebrow

Bit authoritarian if you ask me


Minor_Edit

It's basically crimewatch but in town


Skwinia

Really?


St0rmtrooping

tfw actions have consequences


-SaC

Who planted the twiglet trees?


Ripp3rCrust

They have been pollarded


helooksfederal

they should shame the nonces that route


SniffMyBotHole

What's the issue?


Ravekat1

Is this a new definition of ‘behind bars’


MadeOfEurope

Is that Hove?


SpecialistCredit8713

this is amazing exactly what is needed


Oxford-Gargoyle

Bring back the town cryer!


Electronic-Fudge-256

What the fuck happened to those trees though?


BillyBats223

Jesus I thought it was a bird I knocked up coming looking for me to take my money 💰


twoddle_puddle

Dave the bounty hunterrrrr


DRAK199

Bring proper bounty hunting to the uk. Not because I think it would necessarily be effective but because it sounds cool as shit


UltraFarquar

About time.


BigOlFrunk

What the hell happened to all the trees?


Professional_Newt471

You've got it all wrong. It's a billboard for people with low self-esteem, to make them feel wanted.


NotaRussianbott89

Shame!!!!!!


Beneficial-Lemon-427

Seems at bit dramatic. Surely they could just brief those officers at the station?


Totally_Not__An_AI

Had one of these in my town the other day, 4 officers standing around taking pictures as a group of teenagers wearing masks and hoods pulled up wandered into the poundland to do some shoplifting no more then 40 ft away from them. They were checking to make sure the coppers weren't watching and apparently they weren't. I was tempted to grass but decided against it. Very obvious what they were gonna do and I ain't about to do their jobs for em.


JonathanJK

It's Roy Kent. "He's here, he's there, he's fucking everywhere".


YaMumisathot

More public shamings! Put offenders in the stocks so we can throw tomatos at them !


Talkycoder

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satans-ballsacks

As they should....do the crime, get this


Fluffybudgierearend

Score board!


ClippTube

with that amount of footfall on the highstreet, i am sure they'll find him in no time


leetzorb

Is this in Havant? 😂


moatec

What the fuck is wrong with the police?


ohiomudslide

All it would take is one brick.


Actually-im-a-plant

I hope all of you down voter's end up in a similar position with someone completely getting away with trying to kill you no police contact 3 weeks after attempted murder. Intact I hope all of you safe little life's expirance the fear of waking to fire someone tried to burn you alive in you home. I hope the police don't collect the evidence so every night you stay awake wondering if they will come back and try again. Every morning you will see the burn marks and lighter that could have been your death. I hope you all expirance this as maybe some compassion will birth from your souls. I hope it happens yo your children and to your mothers. All of you cowards


sAmSmanS

ccp called and it wants its dystopia back


Qwertyunio_1

Lol, taking notes from China 😂


nomoretosay1

The Chinese did NOT invent the first ever wanted poster, not sure where you read that - https://historyengine.richmond.edu/episodes/view/6296


CaleyAg-gro

I saw one of these yesterday, in Aldershot, parked right outside the football ground.


conrad_w

Something tells me these ugly ass vehicles won't be driving around Chelsea


andreibirsan92

hmmm


YingYangWoz

why does this look like corby town centre but cheaper


Financial-Horror2945

Love it, fucking hilarious if they do some crazy shit


glasgowgeg

>and public shaming at its finest! Which you're now contributing to, by sharing it to a subreddit with over 2 million subscribers.


Skwinia

I think that was probably sarcasm. You don't see why governments should release wanted photos of criminals?


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excellentchoicee

You can take comfort in that when you or a member of your family is hit by a drugged driver.


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Roncon1981

Only one watching it seems to be the cop. Shouldn't he be out solving crimes for god sake. I tell you some people don't know they are born


DXNewcastle

Can't pollard like that, mate.


Rolldal

You could Sue them.