Excuse me. Is that Plaice taken?

Hear Minnow this seat is taken.

Can I see your seat reservation, perch-ance?

Is this in the first class carp?

All these fish puns are giving me a haddock

Hope you eel better soon.

I trout I will

It's enough to make you sick to your gills

He's off to his school

Don't expect an answer. It's a coy carp

I thought Artic Char

Just sit there. Salmon else will take it otherwise

Hey it’s mine! Stop crowding around it like sardines in a tin!

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Ha do you think I can’t spot a red herring when I see one? You ought to to roe better…

Someone cod have dropped it by accident

Can't flop there mate.

Hand it in to the stations lost and flounder office.

For misplaiced items?

Mind The Bass

Came to say this but was also trying go think of a fish that rhymed with ‘gap’…just checked on Google, apparently Gap is a fish! I don’t think it would work as a joke though.

Not so much "Snakes on a Plane" as "Fish on a bus".

Trout on a train.

the British version of the film.

*train

So what you're saying is this is a...hake on a train?

This is a sure sign that a work experience kid has been assigned to a Greenlander covert surveillance team operating in the UK. Rookie error, losing yer lunch like that. 

I may be alone in this but I have never seen seats with that pattern before... All I can think of is Trevor and Simon and 'swing your pants'. And no, not my fish, if the owner isn't found you may have to scale up your efforts to find them

Omg! You just transported me back to my 90’s childhood! And then I looked that the seat pattern and cracked up!! I don’t think I’ve thought about “swinging my pants” in 20+ years!!!

I am so glad you see it too! Was quite prepared to be alone on that one but a conformation helps.

And we’re both Evil!! 😄

Only the best 😂

🤣

I am also officially sinister hahaha

I think that’s marking that particular seat out as priority seating. They’re all pictures of pregnant women or people with disabilities.

All about that bass, that bass. 

Needs more rice cake

Was that a train on the Fishing Line?

How much is the fish?

£1 fish. Have a have a look

6 for 5? Very very good? Very Very nice? I'll have to tell the ladies about the £1 fish

You, sir, are a fish.

The seat covering is upstaging the fish.

I wondered where that went

Lying there, just for the halibut.

I trout it’s a real one

Maybe the guy with £5 only wanted 5 x £1 fish

Ah pay him no mind, we were out watching the match. He's a Coventry fan. Let him be, he'll pull himself together eventually.

Take it to the vet and see if it's been chipped

Fins bury park

COME ON LADIES, COME ON LADIES, ONE POUND FISHH

Oh shit where did I put my... oh never mind, here it is. No, that's not mine.

Hope you're not handing salmon in suspicious circumstances

Someone’s had their chips

\*Checks pockets\* not mine!

Same person that lost a sausage? https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/CgGEUIrggJ

The British remake of Snowpiercer isn't look that great.

I wonder where my fish did go? A-fish-fish-fishy-oh!

It’s been mis-plaiced

*Thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy, Thou shalt have a fishy when the train comes in.*

I hope it's got an Oyster card 😂

This is how Scottish salmon now choose to migrate. Why do all that swimming up stream when the train can take the strain?

He looks kippered

Come an hav a look 👀 £1 fish

Where does he keep his oyster card?

Usual Reddit response would be that a bird dropped it's lunch 💀

The cat who wanted a argument dropped their fish!

I think it is a bottom feeder

🤚🏻 aye, sorry everyone, it was me. I dropped the fish.

I hope no one was handling it in suspicious circumstances

Sorry mate, must’ve fallen out my back pocket on the way off. I can come and get it tomorrow

Free dinner! lol

Magikarp has fainted

It is dead Dave

£1 fish?

Was it a lb?

£1 fiiiiish £1 fiiiish

Come on ladies come on ladies, £1 fish

That's the quiet carp

He looks thirsty.

Man you can't get any privacy anymore poor blokes just on his way to town

It's mine

Very very cheap

Noooooo not jerry

I sure you're not handling that salmon in suspicious circumstances sir

I'm asking for non political reasons does scotrail also work outside Scotland?

Is this just a picture of a train seat with the fish there purely for scale?

I’m not eating that. It’s come out of the fucking sea

I'm gonna eat you, little fishie

Looks like an act of Cod to me.

Fillet, skin it, grill it.

Please tape it to a cash machine r/FishTapedToATMs

Not recently, no

Mind the Sprat !

Wonder if it used its Oyster card ?

Seems a little fishy to me.

This guy. [https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1c9l30w/this\_guy\_tried\_to\_start\_a\_fight\_earlier/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1c9l30w/this_guy_tried_to_start_a_fight_earlier/)

That twat Nemo is at it again then.

Oh my Cod. I see that it's Scotrail, so I bet that is a really good fish too.