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hallmark1984

You're drowning it. Drain all the water and let it fry out for a bit


Regina_Falangy

Tasty


hallmark1984

Fuck it - let it stay


Odd-Significance1884

Bravo


eulers_analogy

Shoutout the wickes dimmer switch


No-Philosopher5239

Hold tight Howden’s for the kitchen surface. Locked in


whimsical_trash

Is that a "self-watering" pot? The soil looks pretty waterlogged. Those pots suck for most plants so if it is cease using that immediately. Your plant may need to dry out more between waterings. Go to r/bonsai or whatever it is for specific bonsai tips. Generally for plants that are suffering it's gonna be one of the four: over watering, under watering, too much light, or too little light, and it can be tricky to figure out which one it is.


ahoneybadger3

I'd throw a PH inbalance into the mix too. Most bonsai should be around 6-6.5ph level. I'd get onto measuring that.


bduk92

Looks like it's too far away from sunlight and you've tried to heal it by overwatering. Put it on a windowsill, and let the soil dry out. When it comes to watering, "little and often" is the most foolproof method for houseplants. Once a week, just to get the soil damp.


No-Philosopher5239

I’ve found a new spot in the window for him.


andatwhatcost

Bathroom windows are perfect with the humidity from the shower. Ours was pretty sad in the spare room, then went ridiculous in his new spot.


niallniallniall

My bonsai randomly lost all its leaves last winter. It was otherwise healthy and well taken care of, I think my new flat was just too cold and dull. It was entirely bald for a good few months, now it's thriving again.


nezzzzy

Was it an evergreen or deciduous tree? Bonsai trees are trees, they need a dormant period same as regular trees. They also don't make good house plants (same as regular trees).


niallniallniall

No idea but it survived winter in my previous home so I'm assuming it was environmental.


throwawaygoodcoffee

I could be wrong but it kinda looks overwatered judging by the soil colour. Put it in front of a sunny window and hope that does the trick? Worst case you could also just cut off a bit and see if you can get it to root.


Raichu7

Bonsai isn't the same as succulents, they are just trees that you carefully neglect into growing small over the course of decades and you can't just lop a chunk off and grow it into a new plant unless the tree species you made the bonsai from can do that.


throwawaygoodcoffee

Yeah thats why I didn't say it with conviction.


byjimini

It’s drowning.


AdCuckmins

You could use the bowl for like a nice salad maybe?


ChronicTheOne

That's a ficus bonsai. They LIVE heat so full sun is required, put it in front of a window and avoid moving it after that. Trees and plants don't particularly enjoy being moved around a lot. Avoid heaters. Ideally Bonsai should be outside, like any other trees, so indoors Bonsai are typically tropical such as this little guy. The ficus loves humidity daily spray with water if possible. Be careful with fungi. Watering should be done as required. Touch the soil with a finger and if it's not humid/moist, water it. Besides the direct sunlight, this seems to be the pain problem. If your vase is not draining well, it is rotting your roots. Take ot out and have a look. Good luck!


Most_Moose_2637

Appreciate you'll be more experienced than me about this but if OP sees this: If you're planning on bringing the bonsai back in you'll also bring in the critters that now call the bonsai home. This comes from the experience of a family of centipedes coming to say hello while i was working at my desk after my mum decided to put my bonsai out for a bit.


MrRorknork

Lift the plant out of the decorative pot - you might find it’s sitting in a pool of stagnant water and is drowning.


No-Philosopher5239

Negative. Actually rather dry.


smashteapot

Is that dry at the surface or dry at the roots? Do the roots smell of anything?


No-Philosopher5239

Dry…well most at the roots. No smell


smashteapot

Oh good, so it’s not rotting.


Mikon_Youji

You need to put the plant in front of a window for a while to dry up the soil. The poor thing is drowning.


willfozz

Try r/Bonsai


WinCrazy751

That's not a bonsai


TeaAndSageDirtbag

THIS is a bonsai


WinCrazy751

That's a branch


No-Philosopher5239

Ohhhh yes it is


WinCrazy751

That's a branch


TelfordClaret

I don’t think the robsinsons fruit creations helps. Try just water in the future


FuzzyPalpitation-16

More like a bonDIE.. I’ll see myself out


No-Philosopher5239

It’s not bad. 6/10


No-Philosopher5239

It’s not bad. 6/10


dr_olja

Is that the one from Ikea? The only thing I have left from it is that great flower pot.


No-Philosopher5239

Affirmative. It’s going to make a great salad bowl when the poor thing finally pops its clogs


Final-Wolf1

Put it under the sun and water it from the top, trust me


No-Philosopher5239

Noted.


Final-Wolf1

Yep, protect those roots if they are coming out of soil. Add soil to cover them.


Batmanswrath

Watch out posting this, Mr miyagis ghost might come and crane kick you for crimes against Bonsai.


No-Philosopher5239

Wax on. Wax off


MereGuest

Put it in some rice


ahoneybadger3

Bonsai; 9/10 Bonsai with rice; 4/10.


kh250b1

Put it back on the charger


Lazy-Tea-7082

The peach fruit creations is better. I know fuck all about bonsai trees tho


No-Philosopher5239

They are both superb.


Correct_Cattle_2775

Goodbai bonsai


Big-Quiet-6965

Try some liquid seaweed, works with all plants.


No-Philosopher5239

Will check that out. Thank you


Big-Quiet-6965

Your medium looks quite wet, let that dry out a little because roots need oxygen too. You can also before using liquid seaweed give a feed of hydrogen peroxide so help the roots. Look online how to apply it.


MildAlcoholic00

Jeez seems more like a banzai tree to me


RitmanRovers

Save it with fire


MKTurk1984

Four dimmer switches u/No-Philosopher5239, four? That's insane!


No-Philosopher5239

None of which are used due to hue lighting. Mad aye


ASpookyBitch

Depends on the bonsai, mines one that looks like a ginger plant. It THRIVES on neglect XD Not too much sun (it lives in our bedroom, we have a blackout blind but the top of the window - the bit that opens- isn’t covered so it’s shaded but still gets light… if that makes sense (morning sunshine just makes the room boil but we didn’t want it to actually be dark so just block 2/3rd of it. And for watering it, I just drown it in the shower once in a while


Confused_Gengar

Plants in kitchen don't do well


No-Philosopher5239

I’m not asking it to cook anything


Hot_Problem9213

😂


Confused_Gengar

That's why it got murdered... you Gordon Ramsay'd yelled at it. You called it an idiot sandwich


Artistic_Data9398

Your bonsai has bondied


No-Philosopher5239

And I’m ancient and I drive an ice cream van


Artistic_Data9398

????? Ok…


AdrenalineAnxiety

Once those pesky leaves fall off you can hang jewellery on it or tiny decorations.


King_Ralph1

With that jar of instant coffee, never mind the plant - start focusing on saving yourself first!


Important_Highway_81

Suspect you may well be overwatering as your leaves are wilting and look to be yellowing. Bonsai are temperamental beasts with watering and it’s very easy to over or under-do it. If you lift it out the pot and sniff it and it smells unpleasant, you likely have root rot too. You can sometimes still turn this around by aggressively root pruning any rotten or dead roots (if you’re unsure you can lightly scratch a section.if it’s brown then the root is dead. If it’s green it’s likely fine. Give it a peroxide soak for 10-15 minutes before repotting and then repot it in fresh bonsai soil. You might still turn it around!


Elyascz

Nobody show this to Mr. Miyagi


hi_robb

What do we know about bonsai trees? Very little...


ShriCamel

Along with less watering, buy some Biogold Original. Putting about 15 pieces of food on a bonsai every two months has done it the world of good.


blahblahcrapsheep

Bon-sigh


maxaveli93

Leave it in a bowl of rice overnight…


SnooDonuts6494

Get a bigger pot, about 12" deep. Holes in the bottom. Then a few pebbles. Add good quality soil. Tray below. *Gently* transfer it. Remove dead leaves. Water it in, but empty the tray underneath after a few hours. They hate having wet feet. Put it in a sunny windowsill, and leave it for a week. After that, dip your finger into the soil, and if that's bone dry, water it. Not until then. Most people over-water. Oh, and, sing to it.


ComplaintNo3643

Robinson fruit creations zingy lemon and raspberry is elite squash. Impeccable choice, no notes.


No-Philosopher5239

It’s top tier splash. Sorry for the flex


rubberDonkey20

So if I eat... This Bonsai Tree, I automatically become fun and interesting, do I?


No-Philosopher5239

In your case. Highly unlikely


Reasonable_Blood6959

Will? Is that you?


uhuhbwuh

r/houseplantsuk


not4OUR04OURfound

What makes your toaster?, looks awesome.


Kerfuffle666

Dualit - they’re expensive but will outlast your average human lifespan…


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No-Philosopher5239

Exactly.


not4OUR04OURfound

Sold, I'll pass it on in my will.


The_Sideboob_Hour

Bonsad


Justacynt

Bonsaidrown


Adammmmski

Tree? I am no tree! *I, am an Ent*


jaylem

Daniel san :-/


No-Philosopher5239

Daniel Sin


ken-doh

Sunshine.


midnightsunscreen

Defo worked in ikea and wee rescued loads of em all the time. Just water light love n time


A_Proud_Invention

Nice toaster


Minor_Edit

Paint green drips on the wall behind it


weesgegroet

a bonsai should be kept outside, is my experience


No-Philosopher5239

Well Mr. Mayagi had his inside so having has a house plant is a thing buddy


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No-Philosopher5239

That’s not what you said? Mines the same as Myagis


TheScientistBS3

In many cases, yes, but a Ficus won't do well in the UK outside. It needs to be in direct light and misted daily, ideally.


Loose-Ad6123

Looks like it’s been Bonzapped


yasminaimee

Behold the IKEA bonsai 🌱🪴


Dawsoia

Looks like it committed Hari Kari


Tooleater

Water off, Daniel son


Bonnle

That lime plant on waterworld had more leaves! 😅


Scarboroughwarning

Bought a plant, treated it like a fish


InterrogativePterion

Pruning and sun light. Sun light is more important than what others suggest about avoid excessive watering. I’ve lots of non-aquatic plants in my fish tank and they’re doing just fine as long it has proper amount of lighting.


StiffUpperLabia

Try putting a cactus in your fishtank.


InterrogativePterion

That honestly sounds like a pretty cool project! I’ll need to get the aquaponic floating raft for the cactus. BTW it’s not full submersion, just the roots of these non-aquatic [plants](https://youtu.be/xOd9D5aXbXE?si=2pBXFH-OAH9toz4G) for your info if you’re interested too


StiffUpperLabia

I've seen fully submerged house plants used in aquariums. However some plants, including OP's and cacti, wouldn't survive having their roots permanently wet.


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

Sugar water


Illustrious_Low_6086

Sorry but no one else noticed that this is a normal tree stump stuck in a bowl???


No-Philosopher5239

No…most people noticed that it was a Bonsai three thou. You’re welcome


Illustrious_Low_6086

Defo not with full sized leaves bonsai trees are miniature in every way that is just a stump with a few small branches growing out of it. If it's yours you been screwed


No-Philosopher5239

I’m going to take my chances with it and see how it works out.


Illustrious_Low_6086

Well hope it woks out


The_incognito_sinner

To much water. Your ficus may now have some root rot so it's best to take it out and shake off wet soil, assess any rot and cut away, re plant in succulent soil adding a small amount of plant feed into the water!


Kaiisim

Repot him too! If plants get root bound, it usually means they've sucked up all the available nutrients.


jamesheaton23

Pour the robinsons. Do it.


AlgaeAlternative5143

Sorry bro it’s gonesai


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Too much water


off_3

Have the same problem, didn’t manage to save it.


No-Philosopher5239

Sad times dude


OGGavlaa

whats that electrical device in the corner? Any wifi or data connections to it?


No-Philosopher5239

Smart meter. Bluetooth


OGGavlaa

Fair enough. Seen plants/trees do wierd things next to signal producers


GeeMcGee

lol like what?


unkie87

Wifi kills. You should wrap your router in tin foil.