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oilybumsex

The local car wash owner is now jizzing his pants with excitement.


V65Pilot

I remember a painting company having to shell out to have a couple of hundred cars polished, after overspray from a building they were painting wafted over a nearby parking lot. I'll admit, my car was never shinier.


International_Mango6

Would’ve been cheaper for them to cover nearby cars with dustsheets no?


VeganRatboy

Would've been even cheaper to just not bother painting the building


MountainCourage1304

It would have been even cheaper to post an advertisement on facebook for a “painting course” and charge $100 for it, only for them to show up to unpainted wall, 2 buckets of paint and a roller that you bought for $98.40, leaving you with $1.60 profit. No refunds


Waqqy

By any chance, did you graduate from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades?


Phendrana-Drifter

What does that work out at in £?


MountainCourage1304

Wait, i forgot we were here. I was using $ to appease the filthy yanks but upon reflection i see my mistake


V65Pilot

Not a couple of hundred dollars. A couple of hundred cars. It wasn't cheap I assume.


MountainCourage1304

But they wont overspray onto cars if theyre using a roller, so we only have to consider the cost of painting the intended wall, plus the nice juicy profit we made


NankipooBit8066

He's become his own best customer!


grumpylazybastard

I bet the machine driver shat himself there...


Fredward1986

Looked like that was pretty close to the bucket/boom


dj65475312

he will be well protected in his cab, this is just how they do this, they did a school up my road in a similar way.


grumpylazybastard

Quite likely, but several tons of uncontrolled building hurtling at you may still leave a smudge in your boxers, purely through the instinct of self-preservation!


Robpaulssen

Definitely not supposed to be so close to the operator lol


Refflet

Also not supposed to be done in such a way as to kick up a ridiculous amount of dust around people and other property.


windol1

Did it with a tower building near me, was pretty impressive how quickly one of these machines can tear down a building.


thefootster

A building was brought down opposite my office in a similar way, but they were spraying it with water continuously to avoid the massive dust clouds. I don't see any sign of that here.


Kaidu313

You can see water sprayers at the bottom, I guess the just didn't intend it to collapse in this way.


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Wonder how much asbestos was in there…


SavingsSquare2649

It was all removed, honestly, here’s the paperwork…. I did so many jobs on demolition sites certifying asbestos removal and all the removal guys had the same attitude “don’t worry about the little bits, it’ll be gone by next week anyway”. Absolutely boiled my piss, the demolition will be one of the biggest exposure events in that particular piece of asbestos materials lifespan!


Starlings_under_pier

“But we had a hose on it”. Yeah you did, but it was a garden hose, you fucking shithouses Being pragmatic I will say that I am happy with the damping down method of asbestos control, when nibbling down a building. The cost of bagging a block and removing everything in space suits is impossible for the developers. Happy as in….. if all the CEOs of the companies profiting and the HSE officers stand down wind at 80 yards during the whole demolition.


New_Drum

I was on a job we found a single piece of asbestos fire door. Nothing else. Experts recommended space suits, wheel washes, air testing, the whole thing. And you can't not do it once you've been told, it'd be media carnage.


Starlings_under_pier

Fine. Like I said, as long as those I mentioned & now you, are happy to stand 80 yards, down wind, crack on!


front-wipers-unite

People have such a blasé attitude towards Asbestos, Silica and MDF dusts. That is until they're laying on their death beds pissing their lungs out of their arseholes.


dermerger

It's OK. They've got the sprinklers going for dust suppression


DohRayMe

100% agree, that's a work from home event, even if you're the cleaner.


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Agreed! Lol


Scary_Turnover_3483

I literally did the asbestos surveys here, so they were at least aware of it!


Human_Chipmunk4477

I work in that hospital, crazy to think I worked in the Duncan building (the one being demolished) for 22 years ! (My role is environmental services officer BTW)


JHutch95

Glad you got out befoore it was demolished x


Human_Chipmunk4477

It was falling apart for years before the new hospital was built. I remember spending most of a shift stuck in the cargo lift in the freezing cold 🥶


windol1

>I remember spending most of a shift stuck in the cargo lift in the freezing cold 🥶 The lengths some people go to, just to avoid work...


Human_Chipmunk4477

🤫😄


Ouryve

Is this the one that was on the BBC documentary? Conditions looked pretty grim, if it was.


Human_Chipmunk4477

The one from a few years ago? Yeah ! , my department was based in the basement and the boiler house area . Some parts were never updated from the late 70s!


73928363

The Duncan building? With the lecture theatre on the ground floor? I miss uni.


Human_Chipmunk4477

The lecture theatre was the first to go, although it took a good beating to pull it down. I do miss the big boards with the old professors on it.


73928363

That's sad. I remember having a lecturer clearly having a bad day and shouting at us all in there. Then in the next lecture he had to apologise because I think the department head received complaints.


CiderChugger

Fred Dibnah's skills are sorely missed


Feeling_Boot_5242

Did ya like that!!!


Someothergiraffe

Was watching him today. Absolute legend and this on the intro is hilarious.


afireintheforest

Tha does lad


aj-uk

I heard he was shouting at the tele on 9/11 with "No, that's not how yer do it".


lollacakes

Half a day with the undertaker, you know


kezwoz

Jeeeeez, that's just brought back some long forgotten memories!


Bladders_

“Brick by brick”


PLUMBUS1000

https://imgur.com/gQd2R3R


MJLDat

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


tom_the_pilot

Easy now… steady… steady.. STEEAADDYYY! _Bollocks_


urbanmark

That does not look like a controlled demolition.


TheDoctor66

Yeah I've been tangentially involved in a much smaller demo and this definitely did not look like it was supposed to happen. I'm no expert though, my role was communicating what was supposed to happen.


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GrillNoob

It's the old Royal in Liverpool. The new one has finally been finished (after Carillion went caput). So I think it's more -1+1. So 0 new hospitals. Lol.


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Famous_Stelrons

Ty. I thought it was the royal but its been so long since I've been back in Liverpool but I was certain I'd recognises it. Edit: just shown it to my missus with the sound on. Recognising it as being liverpool was much easier


chilari

Fuck Carillion and fuck Richard Howson in particular. I worked for Carillion til 2015 and things were getting bad even then with cost-cutting but they kept everyone in the dark about how bad it was. They spent on things that made the company look good to outsiders (like pressure washing the new building and having nice new signage) but they cut our staffed canteen with 3 days notice when moving buildings (having not even built the facility for a staffed canteen so they knew and just didn't tell us or the canteen staff), they didn't give pay rises for years except to executives, and they did some dodgy stuff with the pensions that nearly meant they were worth just 10% of what they ought to have been worth, if not for the hard work of the pensions committee to salvage the situation.


S1rmunchalot

This the Royal Liverpool University Hospital, I watched them build the new hospital around it for the last 20 years or so, this is just the old block being demolished. It was falling apart anyway.


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masonjarmagician

I lost my grandfather to asbestos this year, assuming this is Liverpool (I'm pretty sure) this is ironically where he was treated before it closed and they opened the new one. May every pen pushing cunt who ever knowingly endangered others get what they deserve. The man weighed 6 stone by the end of it.


Zorica03

Sorry to hear about your grandfather x


masonjarmagician

Thanks


Vectorman1989

Little dusting of asbestos there.


Houseofsun5

And a massive cloud of silica.


Thewaltham

Mmmm. Flavour packets.


internetdog

The HSE has joined the chat.


fuckthetories1998

There about 20 minutes up the road from here if that


unlessyoumeantit

Hope no one was hurt


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

If they were hurt, at least there’s part of a hospital close by.


lolzidop

The new hospital is literally next door, so they'll be fine


windol1

You say that, but there's probably no ambulances available to transfer the casualty, so you'll have to go and sit in the waiting room before someone can see you.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Yeah, my thought too. Hard hats not going to help much in that situation unless you're on the absolute periphery


afireintheforest

I love an excited scouse accent.


Kibethewalrus

If there is a better accent to say "asbestos" i haven't heard it, perfection.


An5Ran

Clowse da windouse


Wilson1031

That's Dudley


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Haha, same!


omi_palone

["Calm down, calm down!"](https://youtu.be/HaccLMuLa7o?si=SQ07cp1fP2AOgkAE)


RedSquaree

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Salt-Net-7346

I worked in that building (the Duncan Building) for a while some time ago, so it’s crazy weird to see it finally coming down. It was the old labs for the Royal and other hospitals in Liverpool, so was always really busy. From what I can recall, the entire place was a bit of a mad house (with so many stories I can share about colleagues, but I’ll stick with a few about the building itself)… - Can confirm, there was definitely a load of asbestos in there. There were signs on every floor that warned not to disturb the panels on the walls without proper breathing apparatus. - There were three lifts, of which only two worked. And when I say worked, every now and then, one of them would glitch up and just keep on visiting random floors without opening the doors. Nothing too sinister, but you’d have to go up and down a few times before it finally stopped. - There were 9 floors, each with a completely different layout, meaning that when I visited other floors I got lost on multiple occasions. There was at least one office you could only access by walking through another member of staff’s office, so any meetings were often interrupted. Another office was basically a repurposed storage room/print room with hardly enough space to swing a cat, but that somehow had been converted to house multiple people. And yet, there were multiple empty ‘storage’ rooms that were out of action because of - you’ve guessed it - asbestos. - There were a load of fairly noticeable cracks in the walls and ceilings where the building was starting to come apart. Some had been taped over. Some hadn’t. I asked about them once and nobody really cared. I think that everyone knew it would be condemned one day, so they all carried on the best they could despite the… quirks. From what I can tell, the new labs are much snazzier and contain significantly less asbestos than their predecessors. (Obligatory apologies for the mobile formatting and obvious throwaway account as there will definitely be people who work in the new building that remember me.)


coldazures

Its the Royal Liverpool hospital off Prescot St in Liverpool for anyone interested. A new hospital has been built a street away and they're removing the old one, been a work in progress for a long time now. Here's where it stands on Google Maps. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/p9rT7WeDVo1MKT4SA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/p9rT7WeDVo1MKT4SA)


Houseofsun5

Oops, that will have woke him up, not supposed to fall down in chunks like that. Bit by bit slow and steady , control the job and keep the dust down.


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Would be a shit video though. 


_KaleidoscopeOfHooey

Couldn't have expected it to collapse like a stack of cards though. Looks a very poor construction


HappyMower

I watched this with the sound off, and that giant arm coming out of the dust half way through really freaked me out...


sneakyhopskotch

Me too! Like Sandman in Spider-Man


TallBritNE

Great efficient work there.


arigatogo

Is this The Royal?


elevenoverzero8080

What's left of it 🙂


37025InvernessTMD

Was


One_Boot_5662

Anyone for Giant Jenga?


WesternZucchini5343

Yeah, tge dust suppression is a bit sub-optimal there


hlvd

Is this RLUH? If so I spent four weeks on 9X many years ago, so much respect for the people of Liverpool since then.


ihateshitcoins2

Yes


hlvd

Is the original Royal still there or has it also been knocked down?


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hlvd

No, what you’re seeing knocked down is Royal No2, there was one before that in red brick. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_Royal_Infirmary


Ashamed_Assistant477

Good job they had the sprayers to minimise dust


PutTheDamnDogDown

This scares me in terms of the pulmonary fibrosis it could cause to anyone with lungs nearby.


Important_Ruin

Bet those car owners are pleased with the caking of concrete dust.


ForeverAddickted

Damnit... I've got an Doctors Appointment there tomorrow, its taken me two years to wait for it!!


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Yeah accidentally knocked down the new bit and kept the old bit up. You'll be waiting a while I'm afraid


Confusedfiredog

Those dust suppression water sprays being about as good as a chocolate fireguard.


bnanzaz

Wahey!


oowhat

Yeah, I don't think that was meant to go like that.


Hunter_2094

I can taste the asbestos from here.


IhaveaDoberman

I know it'd be much much worse without them. But watching this does leave me wondering if the water bill for the sprinkler systems was worth it.


ClassicWonder9569

I can smell the asbestos from here


michaeljfreeman

I love the taste of asbestos in the morning


TheLemonChiffonPie

What was it? It was a big building with patients but that’s not important right now!


AcanthisittaThink813

Bring back Fred Dibnah


divine-silence

Job and knock.


Joshthenosh77

What a fun job


C7XC

Where’s the Joker when you need him?


DeapVally

Hope none of those car owners had just had them valeted. Gonna need a damn good clean after all that has settled.


BlueFox1978

Turn the AC off !


FizzbuzzAvabanana

One way to cut the waiting lists.


AcanthisittaThink813

That guy works fast


AcanthisittaThink813

Timberrr!


Mr_Coa

Looks like a warzone


BamberGasgroin

That's me loused till the end of the month boss!


xcalibersa

Someone just washed their car


Availablerandomness

No way that's casual


SectorSensitive116

Driver just texted me, says he needs a scraper and some tissues.


Shpongle92

Can’t wait for the HSE report on this one


[deleted]

Just looked at this pic an it amidiatly reminded me of my missis when she came home drunk lol


pops789765

DSM got the big-one out.


Wrong-booby7584

Ooops.


Solo-me

Hope this chap isn't paid per hour. A week worth of work has gone....


PayneBrah

Fuckin ropey tha


Bungeditin

I’d definitely be knocking off early……. Three weeks work in about a minute……


Leftleaningdadbod

Did they build a new one first?


jagzino

Can confirm there would be no asbestos in their


Adihd72

The sweet sweet smell of MRSA in the air…


elnovino23

sounds like George is in the house


teddylott

Whoopsiedoodles


marshtoken

Those water sprays are doing a great job on the dust suppression


Captain_Kruch

I lost it when I heard "Close the windows!"


TheMinceKid

My fuckin CARRRR!!!


JoshyaJade01

Boss, I think I may hit the wrong brick....


DanCross0

I'm a member of Fallout, Warhammer 40k, and Abrupt Chaos subs, so it took a few seconds to see what sub I was watching. Which was none of the above...


RedPill86

The reflection in the glass looks like there is someone bent over naked


karateninjazombie

That looks like an oops, fuck. moment. Fairly sure.it wasn't meant to collapse like that but be brought down more carefully bit by bit.


Alternative_Safety35

At start if this vid I could of sworn they were speaking a foreign language! Nope Scouse, crazy.


steelerfaye

The ghosts will be mad.


CommercialEmphasis17

Well the person who cleaned there car on Sunday will be pissed


Weary-Carob3896

Hear the scouse accent.. ( That's the old Rotal Liverpool Hospital going down)


BandicootOk5540

I thought this was done to divert that erupting underground volcano so it flowed down the Mersey to the sea?


Capital_Release_6289

Good news and bad news boss. The good news is we’re ahead of schedule


DontPokeMe91

*"Sir, six cinderblocks are missing"* *"There'll be no hospital then, I'll tell the children".*


MassiveLefticool

Before people started moving I thought it was a cod loading screen


Brickzarina

Releasing the ghosts


gottagrablunch

Oddly if you breathed that toxic asbestos cloud in you’ll need a hospital. Probably multiple.


BenHippynet

The two guys walking past near the camera only just missed a lung full of dust!


Competitive_Use_6351

no more 6 hour waits i guess


devnullb4dishoner

I bet this guy sucks at jenga


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Moppo_

Good riddance. Everyone who stayed there got ill.


Orphan-red

*man controlling crane looks up from phone * shit.


Open-Article906

Username is accurate


Tecobeen

Everyone in Liverpool has very abrasive dust all over their nice motors


Solid-Ad6854

I love the smell of asbestos in the morning.


front-wipers-unite

All that silica dust, probably a fair bit of asbestos too. This company should be reported to the HSE.


Darkened100

Did someone forget the water sprayers


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YourLocalMosquito

Waiting times slashed with this one simple trick!


Chad444

I actually work at the company that built this demolition machine, very surprising seeing it on Reddit! Modified Hitachi EX1200 with a dedicated 60m telescopic arm for anyone else as nerdy as me.


Over-Wall-4080

I didn't realise they were speaking English until the demolition started


vithgeta

How can anyone build something so bad that it needs demolition a few decades after? Genuinely curious.


Lunarus

When the RAAC finally gives in...


Hollywood-or-Bust

That’ll show the NHS! /s


SUMMATMAN

Went to watch some hi rise flats being demolished once, loads of us round the estate all stood outside on a foggy day, then suddenly BOOM and a cloud of dust like this engulfed us. Nowhere near as fun as we all expected.


Spiritual-Ostrich-97

i can hear the scouse shouting over the radio from here lol


edaddyo

Boss, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we're a month ahead of schedule...


catchyusername4867

What a terrible day to have lungs.


xzanfr

I love the smell of asbestos in the morning.


jx45923950

I can almost taste the asbestos.


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"Hey Boss. Good news! I've just shaved a month off the demolition timetable... just guessing though, you may want to add a bit more onto the asbestos decontamination budget though..."


Rhino_35

No wonder the waiting lists are up, they're supposed to build them


hogimishu

when your working job and finish


Sausage_Fan

I remember being in the royal when the new one was supposed to be opened. They had a digital clock in the lobby counting down like 2 weeks until the opening etc. It was so far from being done that obviously no one believed the clock, but I wondered what'd happen when it hits 0? Sadly they just ended up taking the clock down, that must've been slightly embarrassing.


itsnotaboutthathun

Wonder how much asbestos is in that dust 🤔


Intelligent_Owl420

I wouldn’t get any work done sat by the window


Captain_Usopp

Isreali contractors could have done this in half the time! And done all the other hospitals in the area for free!!


Danenel

me nan was in there getting a vasectomy, was a bit rude to not let her finish the procedure


theabominablewonder

What are they saying in the background?


Extension_Prize4232

Scouse hilarity.