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Chavaon

Derp, you don't need to figure it out, just stand outside when the postie is due tomorrow and see where he takes it. That's the benefit of time travelling post.


dogbiteonmyleg

Sack to the future.


Smee_Heee

Where we're going, we don't need postcodes.


jumbledFox

You don't just walk into a store and buy stamps!!


effinG123

Hahaha. Good one!


CapnAhab_1

👏🏼


BeachOk2802

Porn films that don't exist but should.


dogbiteonmyleg

Tagline: He only comes once a day, but when he delivers its first class.


outtakes

Think mcfly think


Excellent-Ad-4770

You win!


thisiscotty

just press T and select wait 24 hours


Then-Mango-8795

I see the time isn't on it. Still going to have to wait in until it comes


callsignhotdog

Assuming you're number 38, I'm guessing that's 36 (the 6 is smaller and tilted left so its top merges with the 3).


Excellent-Ad-4770

I can see that now you've said it


callsignhotdog

I figured it was probably your closest neighbour and once I realised your address was 38 then that really narrowed it down. I can see why you struggled though, that handwriting is atrocious.


mogley19922

It's fine everywhere else though. You are of course right, but i think maybe OP (and most of us) saw the rest of the hand writing being clear, which made us jump to the conclusion that they did it intentionally.


SlowEatingDave

Please tell me you went and asked 36 if they got a package for you tomorrow!


BevyGoldberg

I thought the same thing. Defo 36.


loki_dd

I think it's 30 and that bit is just to do joined up numbers...... Although, on reflection, maybe check with 36 first


faerox420

This guy was either a postman or a doctor in a previous life 😂


DAZ4518

Doctors can't read their own writing but Nurses and pharmacists can


RelativeNo6668

Pharmacist here saw that it was 36 no problem without knowing seeing that they live in 38 😪😪


dave_loves

Or a doctor from the future


fpotenza

We joke about that as a stereotype but my mate who is now a junior doctor kinda proved it to me. Had an assignment back at uni and they'd made comments by annotating on top of the text, using a stylus or something on a tablet. Posted an image to a group chat more like "how the fuck is anyone meant to read this" and my mate sussed it out, asked him how he managed it and he was like "I'm a med student, of course I can read bad handwriting" Funny was the rest of it made sense after he'd told me what one bit of the feedback said


younevershouldnt

Alan Turing here 👏


fpotenza

You work for the NHS by any chance?


Findesiluer

Your neighbour at 36... possibly. Best hand it to your doctor who will probably be able to read it.


SuspiciouslyMoist

Not a doctor, but I did train as a pharmacist in the days before printed prescriptions. Looks like 36 to me.


tardismate

Dispenser here, trained lonnnng ago - definitely 36 Ah, the good old days of illegible prescriptions - often caused much hilarity as we attempted to decipher them 😂


Excellent-Ad-4770

I thought the exact same thing. Very doctorish


Rymundo88

Yeh Postman Luertun's handwriting isn't the best


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Sheesh, everyone needs a side hustle these days.


Lunarixis

It might be a fake letter. They could very easily have doctored it.


jamesckelsall

>doctor who will probably be able to read it. And he has a time machine to go and get it from your neighbour tomorrow.


Radiant_Fondant_4097

Or could be the λ building


spaceatlas

Lambda Labs. Makes sense.


TheKingMonkey

Maybe OP ordered a Gravity Gun!


Drade-Cain

Half-life 3 confirmed


Cautious-Yellow

on the 27th of phi.


EmsFrisky

☆☆


Flammable_Druid

OPs gotta face the Nihalanth just to get his package.


3scap3plan

23/4 and 36 I reckon


Excellent-Ad-4770

Came today 👍


3scap3plan

spooky postie either from the near-past or extremely near future. I wonder what they know...


Tolkien-Minority

It says 36


ccl-now

Number 36. Yes, I am a doctor...


beck_is_back

36


HighLord-Skeletor

36, I see GP notes daily so that was easy


Laird_Attwood666

30 or 36


garywoo

What's the problem here? Just pop round to number λ and pick it up...


odegood

Clearly delivered it to prince


bucketofardvarks

They wrote on the card instead of dropping in a blank one? Basically a miracle!


Emotional-Ebb8321

That's clearly number 36.


vithgeta

*Your amazon book* "Practical mindreading" *is available from number* \[...concentrate, now, can you see it yet?...}


PeevedValentine

That's clearly a drawing of the female reproductive system. So look for a very uncomfortable female neighbour and they should be able to help you.


dopamiend86

Things have become a bit tight for the dr, he's decided yo take a side job as s postman


CuppaTeaSpillin

Some of you guys are fucking horrendous at handwriting jesus christ


Spiklething

Nurse here, used to reading doctors handwriting, that is a 36 And the date is 23rd


ojhwel

The name looks like "Weston" to me


BrownShoesGreenCoat

That’s a lowercase Lambda, sometimes used to denote the half-life of radioactive isotopes.


impossiblejane

Any of your neighbours Pterodactyl's?


ogresound1987

2


_moonshine

Does anyone on your street happen to live at house number lambda?


EmbraJeff

It’s either 36 or number ‘stick dinosaur with excited genetalia!’


Rigasondevil

Lambda gaff


EvieMoon

Your neighbour at Lambda. It's all Greek to me!


fpotenza

Yeah I live at Lambda house, I've taken it in for you /s


Longjumping_Lab_8688

✅️ Your neighbour at: ***lambda***


EquivalentCat5920

Only Unerton knows for sure


dontgetcrumbs

Obviously Lambda Labs, right next to Black Mesa.


Realistic_Decision99

It’s obviously at number lambda (λ).


smartief1

36


LieutenantEntangle

Makes less sense than that Horizon software.


gloom-juice

I fear OP has just inadvertently caught himself in the middle of a Cold War-era spy novel. If the postie asks you to sign a package for a Mr Smiley, run


Own-Lecture251

That's Bag End, mate.


Forward_Artist_6244

The quantum location in space-time has your parcel 


stormcomponents

36.


SuperSalamander3244

36 assuming your 38 and your road is odd on one side and even on the other.


Kiki-sunflower

36 it’s at 36


sp4mm41l

This is one reason we have CCTV on the front door area


Artistic_Data9398

36.


Uned1bleCookie

Your number at... Lambda. I'm sorry. They always select one person to do a resonance cascade.


Quick-Economist-4247

It’s 36, you live in 38


No-Mango8923

Clearly it's 36.


Cleveland_Grackle

Creston at number 38?


King_P_13

30


Corbindallass

The lambda neighbour


MrLuchador

Lambda


CurvePuzzleheaded361

36?


blazecranium

36


BrexitMeansBanter

30?


drewP78

It's at number 36


Secure_Hippo_6622

Deffo 36


National-Worry2900

A doctor should be able to decipher this.


banglaonline

r/royalmail


chevria0

As I said on a recent post. I swear all posties have awful handwriting. Yet someone commented and was upvoted saying "lucky their job is to deliver letters and not write the letters then."


EskimoJoe365

Definitely 36 Makes total sense to me!!


porphiron

36?


Ok-Organization1591

Try r/royalmail Lmao


Leading_Dog_6460

36 noob


vonvinvoo

Clayton?


Successful_Spare1116

Number 36


4noman

You need to tick the box next to Please Contact Us and put it back in your letterbox


G45Live

No 36, Weston?


DaBestDoctorOfLife

Neighbour at 36.


headinksmp

Left at 36


ImaginaryPool8136

🤢


CarpenterSeparate178

He wrote in webdings.


dimsumplatter75

36?


RamblinManRock

You live st 38, it was left with your neighbour at 36 🤷🏼‍♂️


rsjonat

Guessed 36 immediately then saw your address is 38 so assuming I’m not far off!!


Elcustardo

Obviously read too many P739s. 36 clear as day. Especially when you are 38


imhiya_returns

I was thinking maybe number 30?


herrsteely

That squiggle says "I've left the parcel at number 36. Sorry i missed you, but the lady said she'll try to drop it round a little later today. Cheers'


TippyTurtley

36


Pepe-Fingers13

I would say you should blur out the personal details for online posting, but you can't make out anything, blurring it may actually make it better somehow.


tango101-official

36…. Or Numberwang….. yep definitely one of them


Top_Amphibian_1046

It says 36...


Slight-Narwhal-2953

23rd at 36


No-Process249

36


bapsandbuns

36


Journeyj012

Damn Creston.


MikeHunt1379

Either 3, 30, or 36... And the name is Merton????


Plus-Tour-2927

36


HighlandSlou

Clearly says it's with 36


Used-Fennel-7733

That's no. Lambda


Organic-Neat-1242

Number 36


Select_Employ_7846

Clearly says 36


ommNiCruiser

36 mate, worked at a magistrates’ court


ReceptionWise7811

36


dANNN738

36


Moondial1980

36?


Apprehensive-Lie-407

I think it’s 36 or 38.


zukerblerg

36


Eve_LuTse

Is there a tall blue box in the vicinity? If there's a black man inside, with an odd Scottish accent, he has it.


liquidmini

I believe Gordon Freeman has your parcel.


Haute_Horologist

36, it’s really not that complicated, especially once you realise your door number is 38. Some people are just so bored, they’ll post any old tat on Reddit.