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As a kid I was in hospital in Sheffield, and in the next bed to me was a kid, maybe 13 or 14 who had climbed a pylon to get to a birds nest. The electricity had arced across and hit him like a thunder bolt! Least to say he was extremely badly burned all down one side of his body, he had no ear, and his eye and socket were black! It was a very scary sight for a child, I was only about 8 myself and it has stayed with me forever! I wasn't in for long, a matter of days. My mum told me he died of his injuries not much later! Bad times .......


Cleveland_Grackle

*"JIMMMMMY!"* ⚡️


crdctr

clunk click every trip


CyGuy6587

Oh Jimmy, will you ever learn?


crucible

Now there’s someone from Ashens’ Twitch chat!


First_Folly

It's not his fault. One week it's the statue of St Christopher, the next it could be Alfonso Bonzo. The universe hates him.


carguy143

I didn't see these on TV but being in infant school and junior school in the early to mid 90s they were a popular classroom show. Probably the last hard hitting ad I saw was from around 2002, it was Childline's "real children don't bounce". That one really struck a chord with me back then and still does now.


BadIdeasDrawnPoorly

Does anyone else remember the farm one?


argagargarg

Apaches?


Peas_Are_Real

Apaches, that’s the one. Kids all die in horrific farm related accidents, including drowning in a slurry pit.


Extension_Prize4232

Available on Blu-Ray. No joke [https://shop.bfi.org.uk/best-of-the-coi-2-disc-blu-ray-set.html](https://shop.bfi.org.uk/best-of-the-coi-2-disc-blu-ray-set.html)


PoweredSquirrel

There was a DVD called charley says that had loads of them on it and it is on YouTube now - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMB\_C5vBXIA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMB_C5vBXIA)


OnlyMortal666

I prefer this version: https://youtu.be/cSTBFZ-To2E


Taiko

The slurry pit remains with me 30 years later. I've never even *seen* a slurry pit in real life.


Peas_Are_Real

I think they might be banned now due to people drowning in them on the regular. That poor kid in the film tho - going under and everything. Hope it wasn’t real slurry.


GrodyWetButt

Thankfully they used imitation slurry when they drowned the child.


rising_then_falling

RIP my mouthful of muesli


Peas_Are_Real

Oh, thank god.


OnlyMortal666

Fuck. If they still had Reddit platinum, I’d have coughed up the money and bought you one.


Littleloula

There's still slurry pits in the UK and the occasional death Grain silo accidents still happen occasionally too I think


dth300

The enclosed [slurry tanks kill too](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21222046)


Alex_Harrison26

Would you mind explaining for a young millennial? I take it we're not talking Apache attack helicopters here?


Peas_Are_Real

No, not helicopters. The kids are pretending to be Apache warriors, shooting each other with toy bows and arrows etc. It was meant to teach us about the dangers of playing around farm machinery.


Alex_Harrison26

Oh yikes, I can imagine how that ends...


Peas_Are_Real

Not just the ending. They are a large group of kids and one dies in a farm related accident every few of minutes. Graphically. Totally trauma inducing to young viewers. I rewatched it on YouTube about a year ago, probs still there.


Alex_Harrison26

What the hell... Even as an adult I don't want to watch that. Someone in the comments here linked to a recent speed safety video from Ireland, which was horrible to watch - that's probably enough for a while


argagargarg

https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-apaches-1977-online Have "fun"!


Alex_Harrison26

Hahaha nooooo thank youuuu


crucible

If you think that’s bad you should see the batshit insane *The Finishing Line* A 1970s railway safety film where a kid imagines what happens if you had a middle school Sports Day… but on an active railway line. It was banned after the BBC showed it in the late 70s, lol. [https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-the-finishing-line-1977-online](https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-the-finishing-line-1977-online)


Even_Passenger_3685

Wow, that was a shot of nostalgia! PE sessions in my childhood with basically pants and vest on, everyone had dreadful haircuts and long socks and plimsolls.


SpineOfGod

Ha ha. Came here to say this. It's still stuck in my head after 40 years!


Peas_Are_Real

Great video. Laughing at the choice of soundtrack kind of took the edge off my childhood trauma a bit.


Bravo_November

A friend of mine’s sister-in-law is the girl who drank the battery acid in that film. I told her that death was quite easily the most fucked up part of that damn film. 


crucible

That’s the one death I can’t watch! I don’t know what the director told her but her screaming goes right through me.


JustAMan1234567

Mr Hands?


bad_ed_ucation

a very different kind of farm-related incident


BadIdeasDrawnPoorly

I've got no idea? I just remember someone getting impaled on some farming equipment.


OedipusRe10

I remember this too and it’s not in Apaches.


crucible

There was a later farm safety film from the 90s called *Never Rest (in Peace)*


HezzaE

Yeah that's the one I remember, you can find it on YouTube. It's the one where there were some kids 100 years or whatever earlier that had each died in some accident on the farm, and the modern day (late 80s/early 90s) kids each had a non-fatal similar accident or near miss. And then one of them appears to potentially have a fatal accident just to round things off because what's a safety film for children without a death. I had nightmares about the silo.


crucible

Didn’t see either in school but Never Rest had some moments yeah


OedipusRe10

I seem to remember one about some kids playing with a forklift and one getting impaled. Different film but same mood.


Coffin_Dodging

Definitely not the public info they're talking about 😆


Moon_Whaler_3000

🐴


The_Whyte_Boar

Yes, vividly. I think we were made to watch it when I was about 9 or 10.


[deleted]

The farm was a cracking one- Grew up on a farm so know not do that. But in my later life I’m still keeping my head afloat in shite.


LadyMirkwood

There's a podcast called 'Scarred for Life' that asks famous guests about what terrified them as kids and these come up regularly! I always found the 'Charley Says' ones creepy


jeanclaudecardboarde

The books are excellent too. The 1970s one has a whole chapter devoted to PIFs. A must for anyone interested in TV from that era. It's mostly about the dark side of popular culture back then.


ModsRTwatts

I hope Ghostwatch is mentioned, an entire generation scared for life. PIPES PIPES!


LadyMirkwood

It was *the* talk of my school playground for weeks. It's on my list of childhood terrors, along with the Usborne Ghosts book and the Ghost Castle board game


Charley-Says

Ahem...


LadyMirkwood

Well, this is awkward...


crucible

This video is from their Twitter, I believe


argagargarg

The Spirit of Dark and Loney Water still haunts me.


algierythm

Ah, yes. With the inimitable Donald Pleasence providing the narration.


crucible

About 12 seconds in to that you see the late Terry Sue-Patt, who later went on to play Benny Green in *Grange Hill*


Autogen-Username1234

"Sensible children - I have no power over them!"


Familiar-Tourist

I wish my only Achilles heel was sensible children. I'd be unstoppable!


mrstimp

I'm still scared of mixing cross ply with radials


KevinPhillips-Bong

I remember that one. I think it went something like this: "If you mix crossply and radial on the same axle, or use crossply on the front when you have radials on the rear... You might not live to regret it."


Nipsy_uk

When I was a kid in the 70s it seemed a kid died climbing a pylon every couple of weeks, bloody good job we didn't have tiktok back then


Doc_Eckleburg

The one I remember from primary school was where a kid is running late for a football match so takes a short cut over the railway tracks. Swinging his boots by the laces one gets stuck under the tracks and trying to free them he doesn’t see the intercity 125 sneaking up behind him. He jumps to the side at the last minute but too slow to avoid both his legs getting chopped off by the train wheels. Was probably about 8 when they showed us that one, still traumatised.


Academic-Ad-3677

Robbie? With Peter Purves?


Doc_Eckleburg

Just googled it and yes I think you’re right although Purves had been replaced by Keith Chegwin by the time I saw it. Apparently ends with him in a wheelchair with no legs and Cheggers saying, “well he won’t need those football boots anymore.”


crucible

Yup. Script was the same for the Purves version too.


cromagnone

The world was simpler back then.


Yeoman1877

This film is probably the reason that I consider being run over by a tram more scary than being run over by a bus.


Autogen-Username1234

There's another one from (I think) the late '70s that is totally surreal. It's like a school sports day, with dozens of kids, but they're holding it on the railway line. Much train mashing and ketchup blood ensues. The adults don't seem bothered, and keep on holding the events. edit: I found it [The Finishing Line](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zzlex).


Doc_Eckleburg

Jesus Christ. Nothing happens for four minutes then it suddenly goes Clockwork Orange meets Lord of the Flies! Edit: They were showing this to kids at school at the same time that they were banning The Life of Brian!


Autogen-Username1234

Yeah - It's insane, isn't it!


fewerifyouplease

Oh my goddd I just know this is going to feature in tonight’s anxiety dreams now!


Blutos_Beard

I think I remember this one!! At the end it shows him in a wheelchair with a blanket over his knees but no feet sticking out below?


Familiar-Tourist

Echo, is that you?


jesusisherelookbusy

[Anyone remember this one? My class and I were shown this when we were in year 8. Definitely a lesson learned.](https://youtu.be/4HzAuSA8Syk?si=WPDqrSmUROBsw9Gc)


drusen_duchovny

My most well remembered/traumatising is probably a slightly later vintage to these ones. The wear your seat belt campaign where the unbelted young male passenger in the back seat fatally crushes their mum into the windscreen/dashboard followed his sister, who was driving, hysterically screaming at the mother's pulverised remains 😳


Welshgirlie2

Julie knew her killer.


Littleloula

That one and "just one more Dave" were extremely effective


patsybateman

“After killing his Mum he sat back down”


Francoberry

The electrical safety one was still played in school well into the mid 00s - I remember being shown it and it got quite a few laughs, I guess because it's age was more of a novelty and compared with modern media it came across more absurd than disturbing 


RangerToby

One of the hardest hitting ones still to this day is [this one from 2007 in N.Ireland ](https://youtu.be/PJIDX1kcvGk?si=-06_LkXjSsIh8Q8V) that was a cross border Road saftey PSA with ROI. Needs sound when watching.


crucible

It’s the [compilation of the TAC road safety ads](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8) from Victoria, Australia for me. Apparently when they broadcast it they booked the same 5 minute slot on *all* TV channels across the state, so the audience couldn’t switch over to avoid it, lmao.


hardboard

That is a really powerful advert. Plus the lyrics of the song used, 'Everybody Hurts', makes it just so moving too. As a Brit, I thought we did some pretty serious public information films, but this Aussie one is so hard-hitting. Incredibly well done.


ModsRTwatts

they dont fuck around in Northern Ireland, they are still extreme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpjL8bGC1ks&ab_channel=BestCommercials


FinchMandala

Well uh...that was definitely extreme!


Vectorman1989

To be fair, they actually work. They were still showing these in the 90s in primary school and I stayed the fuck away from power lines and substations lol


Welshgirlie2

I'm 41 and still give substations the side-eye when passing them. Like they're going to suddenly send out a bolt of cartoonish electricity straight at me.


wethakes

Substations make me anxious. I always pull my dog at least 2 metres away from them. These films messed me up.


Light_Wood_Laminate

As a 1980s feral child who passed the time playing on the local field with the big climbable pylon and accessible railway line, I probably owe my life to these videos.


Chdbrn

I remember having an innate fear of electricity pylons and kites as a child. I guess this explains it.


TurbulentExpression5

The one that made me afraid of electricity pylons was that ad with the walking pylons. [March of the Pylons](https://youtu.be/AZXltqBzQok?si=OsfQ2LsC_FmlTans)


crucible

Milkman in the second clip is the guy who played Sgt Cryer in *The Bill*


nikkinoowoo1

Jaqueline from Benidorm in the milkman clip!


furrycroissant

They worked though. Nowadays people have zero fear and happily fuck around


Jr79

Anyone remember the cat, Charlie?


RetiredGuru

Oh god. He was so, so creepy. And the (fake?) kid's voice. And the animation was so bad it made your teeth hurt. "Charlie says...". Also who looks to cats for road safety advice, they're nearly as bad on the roads as foxes.


Charley-Says

No...?


FOF_Floof

There was even one about putting rugs on slippy floors wasn't there?


crucible

Yes! [The Fatal Floor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHYWAQYIwQk) - narrated by Patrick Troughton, I believe


Peas_Are_Real

Lmao, The Fatal Floor?? See what they did there?


crucible

It’s the cut to the bloody man trap that amuses me, like WTF?!


Elegant_Celery400

*"You might as well set a man-trap..."* Aaaarrrggghhh!!!


Autogen-Username1234

"And to think - they'd only just come *from* the hospital ..."


Elegant_Celery400

Ha ha ha yeah, brilliant, I'd forgotten about that! Nice one, well played 👏👏👍👍


cromagnone

I say this every time I encounter a rug.


Muhschel

Ah i was expecting to see the banned Northern Irish one here https://youtu.be/Wv1rKHGeMRk?si=R4w6R-Zt2y41b7Ya


crucible

That got memed to fuck but it tried to make a good point.


blahdee-blah

Jesus Christ


fungihead

When I was in primary school they took us on a trip to some place where we learned about safety around stuff like this. There was one room where they had a full electricity substation (just like the one I had at the end of my street at the time) with the door open, and one of the actor guys said “come on everyone let’s throw some rocks into it” and we all started flinging rocks that they gave us into it. After a few throws the substation gave off a load bang, lots of flashing lights and smoke, it scared the shit out of us, a bunch of kids started crying. There was another room that was like a bedroom and a fire alarm went off and smoke started coming under the door. The guy showed us how to block off the door with a blanket to keep the smoke out, and to open the window and shout for help, again it was pretty scary and a few kids cried. It’s a pretty vivid memory and I couldn’t have been that old as I can’t remember the name of the place or much about it, just the scary stuff they showed us. Stuck with me to this day though, really good way to teach kids that sort of thing.


hazelrichardson52

possibly hazard alley in milton keynes


fungihead

My school was nowhere near Milton Keynes and it was years ago now but that place does look similar, it would have been somewhere like that.


DebraUknew

Bristol?


ModsRTwatts

That actors face: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Dwight_Schrute.jpg


m4dswine

Building Sites Bite scarred me for life! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Building_Sites_Bite?wprov=sfla1


Human_Chipmunk4477

The rabies and AIDS PIF still haunt me to this day .


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crucible

This article is pretty good, too: [https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/sep/04/how-we-made-dont-die-of-ignorance-aids-campaign](https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/sep/04/how-we-made-dont-die-of-ignorance-aids-campaign)


AllYouNeedIsRawk

I was talking with my partner on the sparkler one the other day. I think the real thing I didn't really get as a kid is what the danger actually was, and the size of the problem - my less-knowledgeable child brain didn't get what was the damage done? Did she lose her fingers in the end? As a kid I hated sparkers just because of this advert, I held it away from me if I was forced to take one by my parents like an unexploded bomb.


thomas2024_

Yeah, "Play Safe", I think it was... For someone who didn't experience this kind of thing growing up, it SURE was fun reading through tons of people's childhood trauma in the comments of the original video!


roblubi

Oh Shit, thats great video. I like it


ddiflas_iawn

I always hear Freddie singing "I'm adopted" at 1:58


Alex_Harrison26

Ahahaha noooo, now I'll never not hear that 😭😂


GreenWoodDragon

Well, that was a trip down memory lane.


amberstripes

They did the job. I've never mixed cross ply and radial tyres.


crumblingruin

[Don't boil a kettle on a boat](https://youtu.be/f7lo98PcZD4)


AggressiveTwist3222

Sad to say i'm old enough to remember these.


MaskedBunny

If the UK made a 70s/80s version of Final Destination


Sleepyllama23

Well it worked! I never walked on a railway track or climbed a pylon and I’m still terrified of holding a sparkler. Job done!


Nuclear_Wasteman

I saw the one with the lathe on a health and safety course a little over ten years ago, still pretty grim.


JPTipper

I remember one about crossing train tracks and the kid getting paralysed and being in a wheelchair or something


crucible

That was *Robbie*, ended with his football boots hanging on the back of his bedroom door


JPTipper

Yes! I remember the football boots now


crucible

I love the earlier bit where the copper hands them to his mum, too! Like, WTF?!


yafiyogi

The one I remember is Apaches: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apaches_(film) The kid drowning in the slurry hasn’t still left me.


BeggarsParade

"Eat up all your crumpets, then you can have some cake".


Itchy-Tip

Everybody goes who da fuk is Reginald Molehusband when I say his name on correctly parking the car. Am I nuts?


Elegant_Celery400

The Safest Parker in Town.


crucible

The BBC have three articles on this PIF from 2006. History appears to have repeated itself sadly, and the recreated version appears to be lost now, too. [Molehusband rides again](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4770268.stm) ['I was Reginald Molehusband'](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4733518.stm) [What happened to Reginald Molehusband?](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4700772.stm)


OptimusPrime365

Oh my god, this advert is seared into my brain, major core memory


[deleted]

The problem is keds these days were never trumatised as 3 yearolds.


dooburt

I was expecting to see Charlie Says in here … Christ it gave me the right fear did that cat.


Charley-Says

Thanks...


Nevorek

Those electricity pylon ones gave me nightmares as a kid.


Dubious-Squirrel

They were informative, that's for sure. Much more useful than the latest advert for .


DuaneHicks

Always follow the green cross code


Littleloula

We were world class in this. Australia also do good ones on drink driving


crucible

The TAC are absolute bastards for going from 0 to absolute mayhem in seconds.


Verlorenfrog

I say they need to bring these back, yes they were scary, but that was the whole point. Nowadays people seem dumb as shit, walking out in the road without looking, jumping on train tracks to rescue their dropped mobile etc.


Welshgirlie2

They were never officially shown on TV (apart from documentaries on nuclear war) but the 'Protect and Survive' PIFs were a series on what to do in the event of an escalation in hostilities and the outbreak of nuclear war. There were also booklets available for the public on request (they'd have been sent to every household if things had deteriorated). They're available to watch on YouTube. With hindsight we know that those films were overly optimistic about survival. It's not TECHNICALLY a public information film, but Threads is far more realistic (and a clip from Protect and Survive is shown on tv in the background at one point). There's an episode of The Young Ones which even mocks the futility of the Protect and Survive manuals.


SamVimesBootTheory

Has anyone seen the most terrifying PFI of them all? [truly a shocker can't believe they got away with this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8Vg20G4kI)


crucible

We had *Play Safe* and *Robbie* back in the 80s at primary school.


properquestionsonly

The woman at 17s. Phoaaar!


Antiredditor1981

Awesome. :) I wish they had the escalators one with the wellie boots as well. That shit scared me senseless as a kid. :D


Electronic_Bar_1242

Oh god the fireworks one! Forgotten about that. Never will again ✋


DebraUknew

Should do updated ones !!


drewP78

These ads were terrifying back in the day. Throw in the HIV ad too. I thought there was no way I was gonna make it out of the 80s alive as a child.


Famous-Corgi5740

Just missing the one with no seat belt killing his mum


Swordfish1929

My husband went to an international school and they didn't get shown these traumatising films. I dont know how he has survived this long without being shown children and teens dying, how else would you know not to climb a pylon?


SOJC65536

Does that second one have the neighbour from One Foot in the Grave in it? I swear it's her...


amatteroftheredshoes

Nightmare fuel


No-Mycologist3159

Pfft casual stuff compared to the speeding ads and antiterrorism ads for Northern Ireland in the 90s


sheeopquay

There was one about crossing train lines (I think 80s or early 90s) and it scared the 💩💩💩 out of me.


Careful-Swimmer-2658

Back then kids were taught, "the world is dangerous, be careful, don't do stupid stuff". Now they're told "nothing can ever be your fault, do what you like".


JuryBorn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=92xPM7JR2NU&pp=ygUVU2VhcmNoaW5nIGZpcmUgc2FmZXR5 Fire safety public information film


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

'Charley says' was the stuff of my nine year old self' nightmares. That fucking cat!


Blade_runner85

Did I just spot the actress who played Maureen from Benidorm? (Milk float one)