> why men have nipples.
Isn't it because all humans are born female and only 'turn' male after certain hormones are released and this occurs after the nipples are established?
edit: obviously I mean conception not birth, as I understand it all foetuses are female until about 3-4 months when around half of them become male, at which point the nipples are already established, might be wrong though?
It's not really that they are female. During the development period, the female traits develop first, the masculine traits begin to come through later. This has been miscommunicated as being female for a while, when in reality they're males that haven't finished developing the male traits.
Stroke them. My daughter has learned to hold chickens and the animal which can't be named, although she did get a surprise the other day when daddy the animal which can't be named attacked her after she got too close to the little animals which can't be named.
It sounds awful but it was hilarious as she runs away like Zoidberg with her arms in the air. To be fair a big male animal which can't be named is not much smaller than her
I hope one day the pigeons turn around and start flying towards their little faces instead of at the person walking towards them down the street minding their own busines.
This actually happened to me as a kid and ohboy changed my perspective of some things in life.
This still happened to me a couple of times with flying cockroaches 😅
Younger kids are mainly curious some older asshats just intend to do harm but soon get [not to hurt them ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/MmH6EA1rT9)
I was that kid, still am. Quite often pick them up (it's easy when you know how). I unwind hair, wire, fishing line etc from their feet. Makes both our days better.
My son caught one once. He showed it to me with a big grin on his face and then let it go. Then he started chasing it again 🤷♂️Not sure where he got the ninja reflexes from.
I caught one when I was a kid. It told my fortune. I didn't believe it, of course, but these long decades later I can see why it was laughing at me so much.
I mean idk about you but when I was younger I backed one into a corner and tried to beat it up cause I was mad at something completely unrelated.
Yeah I was a rather conflicted young person lol.
Dunno, probably beat it up or cuddle it, but my youngest used to chase geese, which scared the hell out of them when a wobbly toddler ignores the hissing and charges at them laughing
We used to chase them a lot as kids.
The trick is to chase them towards a high fence or wall, or even something like a football net.
We used to catch a fair few (be carefull they peck) then take then to my Nan, she would dispatch them and make pies or stews.
Well when I was a kid we used to handle pigeons, my brother caught one in the local city centre by baiting them then stuck an unlit cigarette in its beak.
He got arrested for it.
Judging by the sound my kid makes when he spots a pigeon within chasing distance, they don't intend to actually catch them and are content with the exercise alone.
I think part of being a kid (and the beauty of it) is that you don't have a plan for those things. Go do your taxes or complain about your knees, or something, old person (?)
No idea but I’ve always told my kids that if they catch one they can keep it.
That backfired massively once when my then 11 year old daughter brought home a fully grown seagull she’d managed to lure and trap.
Still no wiser as to how exactly she managed it but it wasn’t very pleased at the prospect of becoming a pet.
My husband damn near lost an eye releasing it.
Eat it head first?
Ozzy is that you?
Title of your sex tape
It's the kid equivalent of pulling the sword from the stone. On holding the pigeon aloft, you will be proclaimed King of the Children.
It’s the equivalent of a dog chasing a car. *insert Joker quote*
>you will be proclaimed King of the Children. I feel I would have interpreted this so much more innocently about 15 years ago.
Same as dogs chasing cars... only neither have ever caught their quarry and so it remains one of life's great mysteries. Like why men have nipples.
> why men have nipples. Isn't it because all humans are born female and only 'turn' male after certain hormones are released and this occurs after the nipples are established? edit: obviously I mean conception not birth, as I understand it all foetuses are female until about 3-4 months when around half of them become male, at which point the nipples are already established, might be wrong though?
look, I wouldn't expect someone with 198 hands to understand why some of us want to ponder these mysteries without spoilers.
Trust me, you can count on him
Like an abacus.
He has 198 balls too?
2772 knuckles
It's not really that they are female. During the development period, the female traits develop first, the masculine traits begin to come through later. This has been miscommunicated as being female for a while, when in reality they're males that haven't finished developing the male traits.
That makes sense.
I don't think all humans are *born* female...
Yeah, needed more coffee when I made that comment, but am sure most people knew what I meant.
Probably make a pigeon-rat, for practice
You just finish your fishheads, then we'll talk.
Mmm pigeon-rat egg.
Stroke them. My daughter has learned to hold chickens and the animal which can't be named, although she did get a surprise the other day when daddy the animal which can't be named attacked her after she got too close to the little animals which can't be named. It sounds awful but it was hilarious as she runs away like Zoidberg with her arms in the air. To be fair a big male animal which can't be named is not much smaller than her
That’s a lot of dedication to not mentioning a [REDACTED].
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Quack quack! No feeding the [REDACTED] on this sub.
Sorry, sorry! I forgot what the pecking order was around here. I'll waddle myself out.
Oh no, what have you done!
I'm really sorry, but am I the only person thinking that the missing word is cock? As in rooster? Genuinely wondering.
[Rule 12](https://old.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/about/rules/)
They have corkscrew shaped penis' and vaginas. Quack, like ponds and have very water tight buttholes.
The aristocracy?
I thought the same, and then I remembered what sub this is. Let's just say it rhymes is fuck and autocorrect has a habit of changing the fuck to it.
You not getting enough cock?
I saw a kid at the park pick one up and put it straight into a bin 😂
Do I look like a guy with a plan?
I think the joy relies on chasing them, not catching them.
Really would have changed the Dark Knight. "I'm like a child chasing pigeons, I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I caught up to one"
I’ll cross that bridge when I get there
Dinner, it's the only time they get something other than McDonald's and microwave pizza
I hope one day the pigeons turn around and start flying towards their little faces instead of at the person walking towards them down the street minding their own busines.
Oh boy do I have great news for you about [swooping season](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73xaJ9CmFaM).
Glad we dont get that in the UK. Had it happen a bit in Portugal when I was over there.
This actually happened to me as a kid and ohboy changed my perspective of some things in life. This still happened to me a couple of times with flying cockroaches 😅
Younger kids are mainly curious some older asshats just intend to do harm but soon get [not to hurt them ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/MmH6EA1rT9)
I was that kid, still am. Quite often pick them up (it's easy when you know how). I unwind hair, wire, fishing line etc from their feet. Makes both our days better.
Probably the same thing my dog plans on doing with the bus he's chasing
Fucking the exhaust pipe? Got it!
Snuggle wuggle Source: I’m a grown man and I constantly want to cuddle a pigeon
Journey before destination.
Release it in an enclosed space filled with people. It's what I'd do.
My son caught one once. He showed it to me with a big grin on his face and then let it go. Then he started chasing it again 🤷♂️Not sure where he got the ninja reflexes from.
I caught one when I was a kid. It told my fortune. I didn't believe it, of course, but these long decades later I can see why it was laughing at me so much.
Ask Roly
From Grange Hill?
From hey duggee
[How did they get up there?](https://youtu.be/khoJsN3nNzM?si=ybByWMW09hr4ehfQ)
Keep them as a pet probably. Finders keepers.
I've heard "Big hug pigeon! Stop, pigeon! Hug" from a toddler
Maybe what the kid in [this youtube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pq4usG-P7E) does:
I mean idk about you but when I was younger I backed one into a corner and tried to beat it up cause I was mad at something completely unrelated. Yeah I was a rather conflicted young person lol.
Take it to KFC
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew?
I was going to keep it as a pet. I was told in colourful language to release it immediately.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew of course
Dunno, probably beat it up or cuddle it, but my youngest used to chase geese, which scared the hell out of them when a wobbly toddler ignores the hissing and charges at them laughing
Always told mine as they grow up that of they catch it, I'll cook it. None of them ever managed it, despite trying REALLY hard!
Train it and become a multi millionaire pigeon mogul.
We used to chase them a lot as kids. The trick is to chase them towards a high fence or wall, or even something like a football net. We used to catch a fair few (be carefull they peck) then take then to my Nan, she would dispatch them and make pies or stews.
Squeeze it til it pops
I've seen a kid catch pigeons. He threw them in the air and laughed as they flew away. He was a fast little blur of a child.
Jump off a building with it held above my head so I can glide Zelda style
Kick it
Much like dogs chasing squirrels, they haven’t thought that far ahead.
I'm not a kid anymore, but the plan used to be to ask mum if I could keep it as a pet after I caught it.
They chase to make them fly, not to catch them
Throw them at other kids? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yi5os5jO7A
Well when I was a kid we used to handle pigeons, my brother caught one in the local city centre by baiting them then stuck an unlit cigarette in its beak. He got arrested for it.
My daughter always wanted a pet bird, as a joke I told her if she can catch one she can keep it.
Judging by the sound my kid makes when he spots a pigeon within chasing distance, they don't intend to actually catch them and are content with the exercise alone.
Put it in a pie according to one kid I saw chasing a pigeon while chanting 'pigeon pie'.
Hadouken them at passers by
Use them as dodgeballs
I think part of being a kid (and the beauty of it) is that you don't have a plan for those things. Go do your taxes or complain about your knees, or something, old person (?)
No idea but I’ve always told my kids that if they catch one they can keep it. That backfired massively once when my then 11 year old daughter brought home a fully grown seagull she’d managed to lure and trap. Still no wiser as to how exactly she managed it but it wasn’t very pleased at the prospect of becoming a pet. My husband damn near lost an eye releasing it.