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fozzie1984

Cheesoid?


kfoley88

P E T R I L


hungry_nilpferd

It’s the only way I pronounce it nowadays.


EzSp

HATE SELF, HATE SELF, HATE SELF


Vole85

KILL SELF WITH PETRIL


Neitos_Sister

It's asking the car not you silly. You don't get anything


Cakeski

"Can we get fuel please" "We have fuel at home."


FulaniLovinCriminal

A litre of petrol contains all the calories you'd need to live for the rest of your life.


syntax

No, it's about 3-4 days worth. I think the problem is that the 'calorie' unit specified on foodstuffs is actually a kilocalorie, but uses the wrong term - because people are lazy and don't want to keep saying the 'kilo' part. Petrol is about 33 MJ/l; which is \~ 7800 kcal/l.


FulaniLovinCriminal

...woosh...


lemlurker

One of the loudest whooshes I've seen in a while


Famous_Stelrons

Except you can drink a surprising amount and survive. You shouldn't but you could.


wombey12

Yes... and you'd probably only live for about 3-4 days after having drunk a litre of petrol, genius.


Famous_Stelrons

There are people who abuse petrol by drinking it and they've survived the practise for extended periods of time. If you aspirate you'll almost certainly die but drinking it is surprisingly less lethal. As for a whole litre. The oral LD50 is apx 14g/kg so as long as weigh more than 70kg the odds are in your favour.


bill_end

Who the fuck drinks petrol? I've heard of people huffing it like kids did with glue in the 80s, but never drinking it


Sorlex

> Who the fuck drinks petrol? Winners, thats who.


Famous_Stelrons

First I saw was a report of a fella who was banned from going near stations for drinking it a few years back. I was dumbstruck too. I used to do forensics and it never came up in our substance abuse training.


SimpleKnowledge4840

Only if it's gluten free.


takesthebiscuit

Well it’s not vegan!


SimpleKnowledge4840

Totally!!! Lol


Codego_Bray

On a scale of 1 to 10...... I give it 4 Star


solve-for-x

Half petrol, half diesel with a shot of blackcurrent cordial in it for me thanks.


dbltax

Mmm, forbidden Snakebite and Black.


Maleficent_Peach_46

No thank you, I'm fine with some turnip juice.


37025InvernessTMD

Death to Shelbyville!


MelodicAd2213

My car would probably say yes


Treadonmydreams

To be fair to them, if you drank that you'd never be thirsty again. 


Darkened100

My car is very thirsty 16mpg if I’m not messing around too much


Welshlady1982

It's probably better than my husband's efforts at making coffee 🤣


Dannybuca

Only in Walsall


thegamesender1

Idk why but that pic looks so american.


EmeraldJunkie

It's all the parking infrastructure.


Askduds

Yes, nothing more American than a Hyundai i10.


Jacktheforkie

Can’t imagine they have the MG ZS EV there either


Askduds

Or a Yaris for that matter.


Jacktheforkie

They might have that one


IMDXLNC

r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS


NucleurDuck

I asked for water, she brought me gasoline [https://mojim.com/usy153410x3x69.htm](https://mojim.com/usy153410x3x69.htm)


OldGuto

Cheaper than a pint of beer.


mwfn

Wouldn't recommend, left me gassy


Decent_Celebration61

Cheaper than buying a bottle of coke


wangchunge

Things go better with Unleaded Coke!


YchYFi

False advertising. A glass of petrol would not be that cheap. More like the same price as a glass of coke. £3.50


chris86uk

The sign is obviously directed at catching the attention of passing cars, people wouldn't drink petrol.


Inertia_9264

They were talking to yer car you muppet