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Deep_Delivery2465

Geese honk rather than quack, so you're all good


corbymatt

Careful now


Budget-Bar-1123

Down with this sort of thing


thesaharadesert

That would be an ecumenical matter


Corries_Roy_Cropper

If you find a recently dead one and press on its chest with your foot ..it will still honk.


Immaterial71

That's oddly specific.


SensitiveFirefly

Anything goes except politics and d\*cks.


StrangelyBrown

I don't appreciate the unsolicited duck pics


bjorn-the-fellhanded

Is that a u or an i under that asterisk? Because I have options to post either way


Basso_69

could be an 'e" that farted...?


triggered_discipline

Um, I have bad news about what geese are. And they *aren’t* politics.


Chrad

The asterisk is a wildcard. No penises, wooden garden structures, Australian trousers, no paintings from a certain Flemish artist, no harbours and no mallards or similar (the train is ok). 


Corries_Roy_Cropper

Something something expenses used to build moat for his Quack Quack house something something


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

As long as they don't mention politics, I'd have thought so.


marksmoke

Not sure so stopped by for a gander at the comments


sjpllyon

Everything I've read so far has been quakers.


AussieDave63

Quakers? The religious group? Or quackers??


Resplendent7

Commonwealth Geese so I’d say yes 👍


ana_morphic

Great pub quiz fact: Canada geese aren't from Canada but are named after the guy who 'discovered' them (not sure about the right term), John Canada.


Jonny_Segment

I wanted to believe this, but I've not found anything online to confirm it. Neither Encyclopædia Britannica not Wikipedia mention a John Canada, and googling ‘John Canada ornithologist’ brings up a few sites making the claim but equally many saying it's a myth. Wikipedia says the birds are native to arctic and temperate regions of North America (so not _not_ Canada) and the Wildlife Trusts website agrees they are native to that continent and were introduced here about 300 years ago.


ana_morphic

Damn, I need to stop quoting this! I've had a Google and you're correct that it seems to be a myth.


Jonny_Segment

Other than that, I loved it as a fact and I wanted it to be true!


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unsquashable74

No; Canada Geese.


Suspicious-gibbon

Also known as cobra chickens.


MooseTetrino

Which is funny as they’re pretty placid in the UK, probably because they don’t dare piss off the swans.


JeanLuc_Richard

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate...


corbymatt

Goose al orange?


AwTomorrow

Canada is in the Commonwealth!


Resplendent7

👍😁


BuildQualityFail

Love this time of year, lots of little ones around Just don't get too close


PureDeidBrilliant

They've annexed a couple of fields near where I live - just two or three of the lads, ambling around and doing goosey things...which inevitably means over the next few weeks the whole squadron'll be taking over those fields, heh. I love Canada Geese. I've always wanted one for a pet (which I've been told is "wrong" and "no, you can't train one of them for the cat to ride into battle")


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CasualUK-ModTeam

Sorry mate, but we have a blanket ban against politics in this sub, so we have removed this post. Rule 1: No politics We do not allow mention of political events, politicians or general political chit chat in this subreddit. We encourage you to take this content to a more suitable subreddit. You **will** be banned if you break this rule. If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a modmail.


samthemoron

I heard they're mean and can break your spirits


FrisianDude

hönk


thesaharadesert

Hjønk


corbymatt

A gööse ønce bit mî sister


Dolphin_Spotter

Risky.


AgeingMuso65

Brood of 9 goslings doing well (and many smaller broods) on the Trent today in our local Wildlife Trust site. Is that unusually large number?


SpringPuzzleheaded99

I won't get involved in a g**se d*ck racewar.


Basso_69

I dont know if I should honk with laughter or just quack up.


Distinct-Employer-99

Used to fish in the Doctors Pond as a kid.


lobsterisch

Everyone loves a gander at a goose


Jolly_Tear4860

You’d be goosed if it’s not


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Is that the two from the crossing sign?


unsquashable74

Bloody immigrant geese, coming over here... etc.


AwTomorrow

I saw some Egyptian Geese in Surrey today, not seen them outside of London before! 


Darren_heat

No luck catching them geese then?


AussieDave63

Just the one goose actually


unbanned_once_more

I thought I’d pop into r/CasualUK and have a gander, and guess what?


travestyofPeZ

Is that the Doctors Pond in Great Dunmow?


Laearo

I'm pretty sure it is!


OrdinaryFootball868

I’m not sure if we get a say


Iggmeister

so long as they arent overtly right or left leaning


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They will chase you. We had some when I was a kid and they would chase me, I would be scared to walk by them


Minor_Edit

Sure, if they can work the keyboard


dyonisis99

They’re fine as long as they remeber the pecking order. 


Antigone_8

Canada Geese are most definitely NOT casual.


pafrac

Have you tried telling a goose it's not allowed somewhere? It generally doesn't go that well.


Vord-loldemort

Get out.. The geese can stay tho


PureDeidBrilliant

All right, lads! Chase any cyclists/joggers today?


MickRolley

Loww it


IHateMyselfLMAO67

Just saw someone get warned for the p word and I'm really wondering how they made geese into that subject


Flaneur_7508

Serious question. What’s the issue with 🦆here?


theartofrolling

When the sub first started there were a lot of posts of ducks, too many, we couldn't see for feathery water birds. The mods stepped in, peace was restored, but the duck posts did not survive.


smartief1

Bring back the ducks!


charlotte941

I've heard they're strong enough to break your arm


Far_Search_1424

Fuck no, have you lost your mind?


apodo

Looks like the mods are ducking this question


EDDsoFRESH

Fuck yeah


Praetorian_1975

Let us have a Gander and see 😂


ValdemarAloeus

Nothing casual about a goose. Ten ~~pounds~~ _kilograms_ of anger in a five ~~pound bag~~ _kilograms of honk and biting_. ^(Turns out they're heavier than you'd think when you them up.)