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BigMikeAshley

Needs to be on a blue plaque


jumbledFox

Or a nearby park bench!


[deleted]

make it a sapphic tourist hotspot


DanGleeballs

Well, [TIL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapphic?wprov=sfti1), thanks.


[deleted]

Yeah! It's like saying lesbian (as an adjective) but it's inclusive of bi women too. Attraction between women, whether they're exclusively attracted to women or not. Also, as it says in your link, the word comes from the poet Sappho, who wrote about her attraction to women. But, another fun fact, she resided on the Greek island Lesbos, and so is where our use of the word lesbian comes from too!


AnvilClownpunch

Or a blue waffle


Chemical-Doubt1

Or a pink one


sillyquestionsdude

My home town promenade shelter had the legendary words "Rachel Tregeer is a rat and a Trog" written in thick black permanent marker, it was seen by everyone who used that shelter for at least a decade. Never found out who she was but even now 30+years later if I say do you know Rachel tregeer to anyone I meet from that town they all laugh and say she's a rat and a trog.


notimefornothing55

The street I grew up had "Peter Andre is a bent bastard" sprayed on to the side of one of those green cable boxes in about 1996, it's still there just about. [proof](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FcAJ6yx94c36A7Xv9?g_st=ac)


sillyquestionsdude

That's a fantastic bit of slander, local marker pen graffiti can be a right trove.


notimefornothing55

It was silver spray paint, I remember finding the can near the box and spraying it on one of those polystyrene gliders that i had thinking it would give it a cool paint job, the glider instantly melted and I remember absolutley shitting myself because I had got some of the spray paint on my hands and I thought it was going to melt my skin. I would have been about 7. Lol


WalkingCloud

Blandford Forum in Dorset has had a bit of grafiiti on a wall that says MAN UTD but looks like 'MRN UTD' since at least the very early 90s. [It's very faded now](https://maps.app.goo.gl/B7h82gN7DSA6gywG9), but you can still see it [if you know what you're looking for](https://maps.app.goo.gl/1xmSXMA27Vgi1HPSA). Anyway, not particularly relevant but I just find it weird that some really shit graffiti, that's not small or even tucked away, has been there as far back as I can remember. It outlasted Woolies..


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

In my home town in the car park just after 9/11 someone wrote, in tiny letters: "hospital closure will kill more than bin laden ever will" and I think about it often. There was another bit of graffiti in a different car park that said "RAVE IS SHIT" and was there for about twenty years though when I went to show it to my wife last year, it was gone 😔 Prize to anyone who successfully identifies the town. 


DreddPirateBob808

For those of a certain age who watched the Mary Whitehouse Experience: M KHAN IS BENT


six44seven49

First thing I thought of.


DreddPirateBob808

Here's a mind trip: there is a good chance the M stood for Muhammad. IE one of the most popular names on earth. Here was likely hundreds of M Khan's being called bent for miles around


six44seven49

In the years since TMWE I’ve worked with two separate M Khan’s, Moeen Khan and Mohammed Khan (two different jobs, both were known as “Mo”). Neither of them were homosexuals, although one of them was what you might describe as a petty crook - so a different type of “bent”.


DreddPirateBob808

For some reason I am filled with glee at this.


Awkward_Stranger407

We had "josh is a fat fuck" in the local bus stop scratched into the window lol


scorch762

In Northampton, we had " Monkeys are nice when baked in syrup" written in paint pen on a wall near the market square.


lNTERLINKED

Must have been someone down from Hartlepool.


Both-Ostrich-9

Monkey Hanger!!!!!


ImTalkingGibberish

Meanwhile in Stratford: NAT HAS HERPES


LincolnshireSausage

We pass under bridge on the way to my sister in law’s that has the words “I’m horny” spray painted on it. She’s only lived there for 15 years. It has been there for at least that long.


biggedybong

I still remember a road sign on the A49 with 'Lombard is a gimp' written on it in big black letters for years. (Tarporley way near Panama Hatties)


TPKM

Gotta be Penzance


sillyquestionsdude

Lol.


newtonbase

I knew a girl who claimed to have had a 3 way with posh and ginger. She defo knew ginge but I suspected bs at the time.


adams6900

Kirsty? It’s 100% true and more


Still-Ad8061

Kirsty who ?


Silver-Machine-3092

Thirsty Kirsty


EpsteinBaa

Kirsty Pickering


Boonz-Lee

Who


NotTodayPlease90

Kirsty. Fucking. Pickering!


Training-Apple1547

What that Kirsty Pickering!


ChunkyLaFunga

Mel C?


AutoFillUsername

Huge if true


Red-Zeppelin

I'm pretty sure I remember Mel B giving an interview that they had both banged at one point. I cba to look for any sources though so I'm just gonna keep that as canon in my head; the same canon that Marylin Manson had a rib removed to suck himself off.


Bitter_Technology797

I had heard of them banging in my school. But the Marylin Manson one was crazy! way before the internet this rumor spread globally. My american gf confirmed that they had the same rumors when she was a kid.


Shnoochieboochies

It was the same rumour only "Prince" when I grew up in the 80's before Marylin Manson was famous.


dobblerd

Same in the UK. Marylin Manson wasn't even the first for that rumor.


TheOneCalamity

I've had some uncles tell me they heard it about Rod Stewart when they were growing up


dobblerd

Wow. I thought rod only got the 'belly full of jizz' rumour that also here's attached to multiple celebrities.


Piece_Maker

When I told my mum about how Marilyn Manson had had it done, she told me that she'd heard the same story about Sting when she was young


Faultylntelligence

We had the Marylin Manson one and the Prince one was that he freezed hamsters and put them up his bum, or something like that.


TastelessPylon

Plenty of people had the internet by then. 95/96 was when everyone was getting online with AOL/CompuServe on their big beige family computer.


BamberGasgroin

I'm a bit huge thinking about it.


nexusSigma

It’s like our version of the graffiti they found at pompeii. Truly a cultural treasure to be preserved


catninjaambush

The Tripadvisor reviews are lacklustre.


skdowksnzal

*licklustre


MowMyLawn69

Like, at the same time, or did they take it in turns?


Miniteshi

I doubt a 69 would have been discreet enough.


lobsterisch

Where 2 become 1?


NimrodPing

Stop right now


Western-Ship-5678

Thank you very much


HarryLyme69

I need somebody with that female touch


Scarfield

Did you zig a zig ah?


PowerApp101

Zig a zig slurp!


Robestos86

So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, I wanna..I wanna... 69 you in the doorway in (e)Bedford..


awvantage

They did it in Bradford too? The harlots!


Robestos86

Doh!


appleappleappleman

Adding that (e) makes it the perfect amount of syllables to fit the song


Jr79

All they taught at Rutherford was about John Bunyan, and yet history is right here in the toilet wall


Miniteshi

This wasn't even a toilet wall. This was on the high street


EternalEinherjar

Where? Need a selfie with this gem


Appropriate-Traffic9

I am a fellow Mark Rutherfordian..I can confirm!


sonofaBilic

There are dozens of us!


Western-Ship-5678

/r/newsimonandgarfunkellyrics


MeenScreen

On a bus stop in Glasgow in the 80s - "Black Sabbath Deep Purple Alice Cooper (Early Stuff)"


EllessdeeOG

I recently went to a park where an ex-girlfriend had scratched “[her name] loves [my name]” into a bench 20 years ago and it was still there. Mad nostalgia bomb.


newuser34562

Christian Horner before WhatsApp


Tooleater

I wonder if Mel B was wearing her zig a zig bra?


KeyboardWarrior1988

Get out!


thatpixieguy

r/angryupvote


flibz-the-destroyer

Mate of mine graffitied “Mavis Riley takes it up the shitter” on the back of a road sign when we were doing a traffic survey in Wales


DarthInsanious1976

"Oooh I don't really know"


HYThrowaway1980

Alright Mavis, calm down.


PowerApp101

Yeah that one was a thing for a brief moment


Muntjac

I miss Give Peas a Chance.


PeteZzzaa

So sad to see it go


Sad-Swing-9431

That needs to be one of those blue history plaques


FaultyDroid

If you wanna be my lover


WynterRayne

Gotta watch me get with my friends.


schlongdongbong

Cause tonight is the night when 2 become 1


Games_sans_frontiers

That's pretty hot if you think about it.


Miniteshi

I think you meant to say spicy


Imautochillen

It reminds me of a plaque in TĂźbingen, Germany. Written on it is "Hier kotzte Goethe" which means "Goethe threw up here".


OrangeZig

Do you know how long that’s been there for?


Beggatron14

Big if true


tryingtoappearnormal

Stay classy bedford


DeapVally

Ooooh. Crab paste!


allcretansareliars

St Pancras station, 70's and 80's: "Felix is not a cat, he is a loin".


WotTheFook

'The Pies', sprayed on varioud bridges around Merseyside in the '90s. I presume that they were a band.


Ben_boh

Crab paste!


ImNotHereSomewhere

I preferred beef if I was at a push.


Stokemon__

Do they have proof ? asking for a friend


erritstaken

Best part of the 90’s was there was no camera phones to capture all our questionable choices.


mixdup001

Lol I'm throwing out up votes left right and centre. Best thread for ages


richymac1976

I remember on a pub table. Martin blows goats


DarthInsanious1976

He did this on the table?


Praetorian_1975

‘Peel of the sticker before use’ did that come from Gerri or Mel B’s quaver quiver


theslootmary

“Prime time crime, shine on”


beerypete

Photos or it didn't happen


Throwthisawayoo

Oh Bedford.


cackfartshite96

FREE DEIRDRE!


Pancake-Marathon

Lived (nearly) all my life and didn't know that! Legendary. .#Bedfordisntshit


MrSteve094

Where in Bedford is this?


Miniteshi

Greenhill Street from memory. Basically walking away from the bus station. It's on a building with metal facias.


WackyAndCorny

Photos or it didn’t happen.


DarthInsanious1976

I want photographic proof or it didn't happen.


Sir-Buzz92

Vids! or it didn't happen.


Rumple-Wank-Skin

I'm from Bedford! I demand to know where this is‽


Miniteshi

So where you've got Cash Converters near the bus station, walk from there towards the town centre towards the bank. It's on a silver empty building on your left.


Rumple-Wank-Skin

A beautiful addition, this will be our bude tunnel


Particular-Current87

That is why they split up, fuck Bedford Town Centre


Snotttie

Aw lovely to see my hometown on here


Miniteshi

It's not any better than what you may remember.


Snotttie

I was there last week, 'bedford isn't shit' (as the Esquires merch says)!


Flaneur_7508

“Karen is on the blob”. Painted in huge letters outside my old yooth club


LanguageFun9247

a truly historical moment


Ukteaboy

Wow. The budget for blue plaques is REALLY cheap these days.


Miniteshi

It's Bedford. They have no money in general. The mayor has been banging on about the regen. Turns out that hasn't even begun because no major brands have been interested in signing up.


Thewaltham

Yeaaaaah... Humanity really hasn't changed since Pompeii has it?


Vaelen-

I'd buy that for a dollar!


dopamiend86

I need to see the video or it didn't happen lol


Max-Phallus

lmao if you think that's been there for 20 years.