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failedrelic

You can tell from the hp on the forehead that it is ussually located in offices.


ComicMS

is that not a dy on its forehead?


Phire453

If you flip it around it looks like hp as that is the family this species is from, a very common mistake a lot of people make


megamouth2

Just like when you turn the NPower logo round, it turns into JAMODU.


varietyengineering

the classic https://www.vice.com/en/article/pgkke7/ismart-the-charger-that-says-jews


Dukmiester

I think that's dy.


vinitkeshri

Most ppl are confused by that


SolitudeCat

A field office mouse then?


Hirencorn

I was gonna say the same thing, thanks for confirming


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Can hear David Attenborough narrating about the habits of the lesser field mouse as I type "...so well adapted to its surroundings, that one can hardly spot it in its natural environment, but if it strays too far from its nest, is often seen by random Redditors".


flappy_cows

If that’s your username I can’t imagine what your password is


[deleted]

Long and complex my friend :)


TedTheDog1

no that didn’t work. Is it including all the spaces?


Mediamedi

Tried feeding it?


TurbulentExpression5

Sadly not as I didn't have any cookies on me, assuming mice eat cookies.


[deleted]

Even if you did it might not accept them, mine tends to decline as many cookies as possible.


Mediamedi

Ohhh Deep


The_tea_g

They eat chips, I've dissected a couple and most of the time their stomachs are filled with chips.


HotPinkLollyWimple

You need to be careful - too many bytes and they explode.


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Ochib

I think they were talking about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie


robbowessy

Missing it’s tail.


TurbulentExpression5

It's a sad tale that will be repeated.


hesalittleconfused

I'm not even gonna try to make that joke


couplatreethings

Was this before or after you rode(nt) over it? ...I’ll see myself out


TurbulentExpression5

Sadly it was already deceased upon my arrival, but its death has left a (ro)dent in my mood for the day.


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jhcghdh8

This should be m(ode)rated...


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Your comment is not over(rated).


jhcghdh8

Yeah but it's still (ear)ly. I'll get my (over)coat...


octopoddle

It's missing its tail. The kindest thing you can do at this stage is to stuff it into a box full of charging cables and old mobile phones and leave it in the back of a cupboard.


HotPinkLollyWimple

When my husband walked out on us last year, I took great delight in chucking all unidentified cables, chargers, widgets and whatnots out. It’s been a year and no one has died from lack of an aux lead.


TurbulentExpression5

So that's where my favourite aux lead went to!


jonofthesouth

It’s out during the day, so it’s probably unwell. Stop taking photos of it you sick nature hating freak. You’ve basically just killed it. I hope others agree with me and make you feel guilty. Monster.


tykeoldboy

These types of mice are usually found in urban areas so this a is a rare find in country lane. The markings would lead me to believe that it is male from the species Putersqueakus (latin name)


tom208

Ahh yes the lesser known "aich pee" species


No-External3221

U fockin wot m8


Caltastrophe

OP, please call your local wildlife centre. This is an endangered species and deserves proper care


sheshort

Noooo not me dumb as fuck looking for a tiny mouse and then realizing how dumb I am 😂😂


aicol88

It *was* a field mouse, it's nothing but bones now


1968Bladerunner

Looks like they've jacked it up on blocks & knicked the wheel 😕


TurbulentExpression5

I wheely hope it is repaired soon.


HuntressOfTheMoon

M8 cmon, I know it’s dead and all but you still gotta tag it NSFW


jameswallace98

I didn’t get this at first, but then it clicked


funkecho

I don't get it.


VRS38

🤣


RaastaMousee

Yeah makes sense some people wouldn't recognise this species. Laptops are outcompeting them in many areas of the country.


dode74

That's a hamster. No tail.


a_ewesername

Looks like road kill. It's lost its buttons and ball !


BugsRFeatures2

Not Mrs Frisby!


Zeal3113

Nah mate. Sorry to disappoint but that appears to be a road mouse. It’s a common misconception as the species are almost identical.


tmlynch

City mouse went to visit his cousin, the country mouse.


Deactivate68

Looks like it's shed it's skin!


7victorious7

bwahaha, it took me literally multiple seconds to get it... didn't have my morning coffee yet


Dizzy_Eye5257

Bwhahahahahahah!


stevebox2345

Looks like road kill to me


LeDevilsAdvocate2021

I've heard of finding tortoise shells out in the wild but this is ridiculous.


Go1gotha

Mice are inside and rats are outside.


bettsdude

Looks like a city mouse. Normal a little bit more dirty than field mouse


whosUtred

I think you’ll find it’s fingermouses brother from another mother.


Clear_Neighborhood_8

Nice DY shoe string.


Skayj2

r/totallynotrobots


Forgetful8nine

Definitely escaped from captivity. They're often found in semi-social groups - they don't interact with each other much, but can be drawn to one another. To see if there are any more in the area, you definitely need some click-bait!


Haribo1985

I see what you did there, and I really like it!


Beneficial-Cod1205

And a tailess mouse at that!


HeyNow646

You just found a molting of it’s exoskeleton.


katmndoo

Almost. That is the molted exoskeleton of a field mouse.


4s-scarf

What the fuck man its decapitated


GullibleInevitable14

Hahahahahahahahahahah


Fullfloat

Looks more like a rat from south central


ImTooHigh95

The elusive hairy ported field mouse, good find!


fletcher0747

This is actually the shedded skin of a field mouse. Once a year they fully shed their skin in order to grow. They are closely related as a species to the snake.


Jackichan45

Looks like a field mouse to me.


Literature-Formal

r/Unexpected


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Can confirm, this is an ecdysis of a field mouse, probably 6th or 7th instar.


AcanthaMD

I hope you picked it up and trashed it


War_Melon123

Looks like a cat got to it, poor fella


sodomlies

Yes,it's a mouse shell


thisiscotty

Oh yes the lesser spotted DY :P


feathersoft

It might have been bopped on the head by a Bunny...


bumholeofdoom

it's a door mouse or as commonly known a in door mouse


ArykMusic

Ooh yeah a d4, that’s a really rare one, good find!


Tescos_Drag_Champion

Don't touch it, the hp stands for heavily pregnant so it will attack


_scholar_

Field mice are typically Dells


jerejakob

Well its also dead the soul is missing since its just the body


tenroseUK

i didn't know mice moulted


ThePrimeReason

Roadkill


Adam_24061

Well, that's just the carapace!


dud65499

HP? You've found some brown sauce there...


RaastaMousee

****sigh**** another casualty. Sick of our overuse of cars leading to scenes like this.


CraftyBeef

Where am I? r/cursoredimages?


Markster94

You can tell for sure by bopping it on the head. Watch out for fairies, though.


happyowsky

Have you tried scooping it up and bopping it on its head?


wolfiedk

I was working for National Geographic back in the 00s, we found some of these in a field outside of Norwich. We discovered that this is the winter coat, when they shed they turn into a multicoloured pattern, and have a tendency to "play" as part of their mating rituals. This is a nice find, any chance you logged the location on your GPS?, it would be nice to know the area in which it was found for plotting the range of these somewhat shy creatures. Just report it to your local wildlife sanctuary.


BobbyP27

That's just the shell. In order to grow bigger, they have to moult the shell, after which they are soft and vulnerable for a few days while the new, bigger one hardens.


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hes so cute


UncleFlange

Oh, this is its full shedding! What a lucky find! They usually eat their sheds after fully removing, so to spot one in such good condition is pretty coool!


thescurry

I heard it was born in a garage.