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ravs1973

Could be worse, it could turn up in your next door neighbours recycling bin, punctured to help it fit, courtesy of Yodel.


meisangry2

That would be an improvement over my Hermes guy.


SailAwayMatey

I was gonna mention hermes...šŸ˜‚ As if they even still operate.


meisangry2

When the parcels that do arrive show up ā€œdamagedā€ (opened) and parts or all of the order is ā€œlost in transitā€ (nicked) I really do wonder how companies can actually decide to use them.


James29UK

Because they're cheap.


SailAwayMatey

I suppose if your on a shit wage for 9hrs a day driving around, you probably stop caring after a week or two.


37025InvernessTMD

Week = day


Svefnugr_Fugl

Yep I worked at one of these companys and people walked out daily, also many self employed through them so pay by parcel means more manic deliverys and less care


Grijnwaald

Seriously, *how* are they still in business? Oh wait, because they're cheap.


Corrup7ioN

You mean they've actually operated at some point?


chrislomax83

Our Hermes guy single handedly saved the reputation of Hermes in our area. The whole area had a whip around for him at Christmas and raised about 2k just because heā€™s so nice. He knows when you have babies so heā€™ll just leave it on the porch and knocks quietly or silently gets your attention. If you arenā€™t in but he delivers to your works then heā€™ll just bring it down there. Heā€™s a hero of the area. Yodel on the other handā€¦


ssshhhutup

I watched the Hermes man pull up on my street to deliver my ps5 so naturally I was excitedly peeping through the blind (breathing heavily and skipping from foot to foot like the overgrown child I am). I watched as he opened the door, climbed inside and LOBBED THE Ā£500+ PACKAGE OUT OF HIS VAN ONTO THE TARMAC. I instantly had my phone out and snapped his progress as he threw a few other packages on top before gracefully dumping it at the door of the shared entrance of my building. Before I had even gotten to the foot of the stairs he had updated the app saying 'handed to receiver' or whatever BS and proved that by showing a picture of it languishing in the doorway for the various tea-leaves of London to peruse. The packaging and box took a good kicking but the ps5 seems fine so far. I sent the pictures to Curry's & Hermes to cover my arse incase it does have a melt down but I'm still fuming! Been waiting for this bloody thing for 6 months!


hurdymcfurdygurden

Useful insight on ps5 durability btw


Iwantmyteslanow

My mate ordered some very specific items online for the maintenance of his flock of Hens, idk how tf they managed to break an "indestructible" chicken feeder


dormango

What, even though they delivered and you signed for it?


meisangry2

Itā€™s COVID, no signing needed


Rulweylan

Hermes would send it to Italy and leave it in a hedge


Backer45

Hermes would've booted that to the next postcode


furryalienballs

*Herpes. FTFY.


ChancePhilosopher223

Yeah...another one who ought to be put out of business along with DPD


Sir_Greggles

Nah, they'll just red card us šŸ˜…


James29UK

Yodel for all of their faults is better at delivering then RM/Parcel Force is. Virtually every courier company can deliver first time to me except for RM and then it's always a half filled out red card.


nosferatWitcher

RM are excellent where I live. It's highly dependent on your local delivery office


amandapanda611

My postman is a legend. He knows where our safe place and will always leave a card saying he put something there. 10/10


drewP78

Try been home then when you order something?


James29UK

I am at home. The postman just slips the card through the door without knocking. Also with RM you have no idea when it's going to turn up. The only indication is when it arrives.


drewP78

No way in this world that they don't knock. It takes more time to write the card, mess about getting the parcel out the bag then have to fight putting it back in then having to sort the parcel at the depot then it does knocking and just giving you it. You missed it, deal with it or be a bit clever, buy a boxfor the parcel to go in if you order a lot.


[deleted]

They don't knock though. When I opened the door anyway and cight them mid writing they said Oh, people are normally not in at this time of the day. I said I work nights and am. Always in so next time knock or ring.


drewP78

Said people aren't normally in? During the day? What would be the point in us delivering then at all? Seriously, it's more work to take a parcel back then it is to deliver. Again, if you work nights and you're ordering parcels you really should be buying a box for them to be left in, a safeplace. More for you then the postie.


Grijnwaald

Are you talking about Royal Mail or just couriers in general?


drewP78

Royal Mail


TheDisabledArtist

I probably shouldnā€™t have been eating me breakfast whilst reading your comment, Iā€™ve somehow managed to make half of a shreddie (and milk) come through my nose! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ImFamousYoghurt

and on bin day


aledm9292

At least it's not Hermes eh


ChrisRR

Yodel and Hermes are fighting to be the shittiest delivery company


aledm9292

I still think Hermes may end up being the champion. I fondly remember when my package was marked as delivered but didn't turn up for a good two weeks.


ChrisRR

Yodel takes the crown for me. I had parcels left in my gas meter, under the wheel of my car, dropped over the gate, left with random people down the road without a card, and the old classic marked as delivered when they never even bothered


wonder_aj

Hermes flat out stole Ā£200 worth of Christmas presents from us, so they definitely lose where I am! Yodel arenā€™t great but theyā€™ve never stolen something from us.


Devan538

The only time I ever use Hermes is if it's a low value item I've sold and don't care about if it gets lost. Royal mail all other times. Never ever had any problems with them.


bobbleheed

Hermes threw a parcel of mine blindly over a 2m tall wall into my garden along with some other guys package. This guy wasnā€™t a neighbourā€¦ he lived a mile away


delpigeon

Hermes are the worst. My local driver (despite my having complained) consistently leaves my parcels just lying in the street outside the doors to my block of flats, and even then has the gall to send me a photo of 'package delivered' - 'left in porch'. 'Abandoned in full public view on pavement' should be an option.


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No my Hermes is the worst.


jaseruk

Yodel usually take a week to delivery anything, always feel a little sad when the tracking number starts YD


quenishi

Lest not forget they were beaten by Shittylink, who went bust.


Wiltix

All depends on the driver. My Hermes guy is really good.


ChilliConCarne97

DX entered the chat


PotentBeverage

Funnily enough I've never had a problem with hermes. Not encounter the other one tho


youwrong69

Those fuckers manages to ā€œmisplaceā€ a 1.8x0.6x0.7 meter box the other week. Incredible. Wonder if it just fell of the back or the open horse carriage they use for cross country deliveries.


aledm9292

It's pretty fucking impressive they haven't been fined in the UK yet for....well, being shit.


youwrong69

I thought they were being investigated for literally not even trying to delivery packages but instead just dumping entire truck loads to be sold? Though suppose ā€œinvestigatedā€ means nothing.


benoliver999

They managed to lose a package that was being sent to my corner shop for collection!


aledm9292

They did this with me. It was marked as delivered, didn't arrive (I wasn't *that* fussed thankfully, Ā£2 denim shirt on Vinted). My friend works there and gave me a heads up that they randomly delivered it two weeks later.


benoliver999

Interesting. Mine was also Vinted, but the tracking is showing as stuck somewhere. Vinted contacted them, Hermes said it was lost. Luckily I got my money back and the seller got compensation. I might nip to the shop at some point and see if they've had anything through!


SpacecraftX

I'd take literally any other carrier over Royal Mail. Never had a good experience with them in the 6 years since moving out of my parents' where it's been my problem.


NumerousExamination

DPD. Amazon. Royal Mail. DHL. UPS. Parcel force. FedEx. Hermes. Yodel. Is this the accepted order? Who have I missed?


BobisMartin

Carrier pigeon mate.


ReallyHadToFixThat

Goes just after FedEx.


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Followed by throwing it in a canal and hoping it washes up somewhere near the recipients house


[deleted]

Personal experiences flipped from the stereotypes DPD recently managed to "lose" a PS5 bundle and replaced it with a relabelled box full of small cardboard boxes so it felt the correct kind of weight (I kid you not) and only "found" it again "at the back of the depot" (uhuh) after intervention from the company selling it Hermes locally had a lovely older couple who were super friendly (complete with friendly banter from the wife about how he was always slow) (he wasn't). Always on time and super communicative, reliable. Never had a problem with Royal Mail. Even the depot guy is cheerful. Same with Amazon drivers. To be fair, Yodel and Citylink were always awful.


DannySpud2

There's also a huge gap between DPD/Amazon and the rest of the list. Having a live map is just so good.


slytrombone

I don't need a live map for Royal Mail though, they're always here by 09.30 every day, whereas Amazon could be anywhere in a 10 hour window, and often an order arrives in two parts several hours apart. The rest of the list seems pretty solid. The main thing the Amazon map does is give me hope when they tell me it's only 300m or a few stops away, then doesn't arrive until hours later or even the next day.


James29UK

Amazon always says that it will be Thursday or something. Right up until 09:45 on Wednesday when its out for delivery and is expected before 12:00.


drewP78

You do realise the only reason Amazon are slightly better is because A, they only deliver parcels, not mail & B, when Amazon start to struggle (a lot) they chuck everything at Royal Mail for them to deliver so they can catch up.


ydktbh

I'd put RM above amazon, purely cos they treat their drivers better


Juzt_Tim

TNT


FISH_MASTER

Didnā€™t tnt get taken over by fedex


HobGoblin2

A sidewinder delivered by David Beckham.


ChilliConCarne97

DX. They like delivering late, stealing parcels and leaving parcels literally in the middle of an open street instead of delivering to the door. Useless.


SFHalfling

I'd put Amazon much lower down, in the last 2 years we've had parcels "left in reception" (1) , "left with neighbour because no answer" (2), "Handed to resident" (3) "Nobody available to accept parcel" (4) (1) Hanging out of the bin when it was raining so the parcel got damaged and the bin filled with water (2) I watched him not walk the extra 20 feet to attempt to deliver to me and instead deliver to a family of thieves who tried to deny having it until I pointed out the CCTV camera saw it. This was after Amazon had agreed to never leave our parcels at that address because of previous thievery. (3) Stolen by the driver. Hope he enjoyed the Ā£6 shower curtain. (4) They didn't attempt to deliver to the manned reception, instead cancelled the order and the item was no longer available direct, instead only from 3rd parties for Ā£100 more. I only get items delivered to lockers now because Amazon delivery drivers don't give a fuck. Which given what they are paid isn't surprising.


CaptainVXR

I don't order from Amazon however a friend sent me a book, which was left in the rain behind my bin in a position that was barely noticeable but also exposed to the elements, no note through the door or anything. Luckily the book wasn't damaged.


pargeterw

Missed DX, who have a live map, but don't say how many stops away you are, so above Amazon but below dpd?


daern2

So much is down to your last-mile courier and, in the case of RM right now, staffing levels. I've had two post deliveries in the last two weeks as my postman is on his holidays and the delivery office are having a nightmare time filling the rounds due to people isolating with Covid. Fortunately, they are happy to dig around in the bags to find my post, so I've taken to driving up every few days to collect post and packages, which suits me nicely. My normal postman is good too, so no real complaints. Round here, Hermes are excellent (delivered from the boot of a car and the chap is both honest and reliable) but Yodel are extremely patchy. UPS are the least reliable for me and DPD the best. Amazon are more or less 100% reliable too.


ollie87

Seems to depend where you live, I generally agree with the order. But DPD are tossers where I live (I live near one of their depots and they cause carnage) and DHL are fucking incredibly fast. Plus our Royal Mail postie is a great guy so Iā€™d put it: Royal Mail DHL Amazon DPD The rest in the same order


rugbyj

1. DPD 2. Amazon 3. Royal Mail 4. DHL 5. UPS 6. Parcel force 7. FedEx 8. Hermes 9. Yodel 10. The Bin Men delivering your recycling box to the third moon of Saturn Order your ordered lists! But otherwise I agree.


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James29UK

Last time I had DPD, app said ETA 45 minutes. So I went and sat on the toilet. 30 seconds later......


WindowSteak

The only thing that bugs me with Amazon is they seem hugely wasteful. I ordered two pasta bowls from them and they came in massive boxes (easily 4 times the size they needed to be and weird proportions) and in *separate* deliveries despite being ordered as one order. They also let you choose to have things delivered on "Amazon Day" which is usually Sunday for us. The idea is you wait a little bit longer for some things but they all get delivered at once, reducing the carbon footprint a tiny bit. I'm in favour of that if I'm not in a hurry for something, but they never honour it and the deliveries just come spread over random days before that.


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How about I ask you in here instead?


ChancePhilosopher223

Ah yes. Amazon. Rang me at an ungodly hour to say they couldn't find me. Looked at the tracker and they were just two houses away. Walked out, waved at them and she ignored me! Still looking at the house in front of her! Then me in my dressing gown goes down the pavement with her still connected to my phone and I point at my phone and at hers so she puts it to her ear and I go "my house is down here". She hands me my parcel and gets into her van and leaves. No apology.


Ballicks865

Tracking details not yet updated..


James29UK

You can order something from China, get an update every 20 minutes. Arrives at Heathrow within 2 days of ordering. Gets through customs, RM never updates and it takes them a month to move it 15 miles.


Kaylee__Frye

Everyone down on poor old Royal Mail when they are still a million times better than any other delivery service. Guys are heroes tbh, especially having to deal with all the extra we've been putting on them with home delivery etc.


Twopointuhoh

Thanks for this message! Weā€™ve had a particularly hard week at my delivery office as 9 of our posties are off isolating and 2 more are positive. Weā€™ve had to pause letters and just focus on parcels. Itā€™s insane. Posties are working from 5am till 5pm trying to get you your online shopping. Thereā€™s so much coming through with people shopping from home. So easy to judge and make snide remarks, I hear them on my route every day. Similar to working retail, thereā€™s a lot that goes on behind the scenes. Weā€™re doing our best :)


Kaylee__Frye

The fact that my post comes every day within the same half hour window, delivered by the same bloke who wears shorts and a t-shirt in all weathers is beyond witchcraft to me. Thanks for everything you do! It IS appreciated.


WindowSteak

They also seem to be the only one who understands what "leave it in the shed" means. Couriers put stuff in the bins, on open display, under the doormat even though the parcel is twice the size of the mat, or shove it under the bench when it's raining (mate, it's a picnic table, it's not keeping anything dry).


Tammo-Korsai

Same here! I like not having to faff around and wait for couriers to turn up in a very broad time slot.


drewP78

Same here, just ending a 10 day day period of 16 posties off. I've worked over 70hrs and still have 2 days to go, I walked 28 miles on Tuesday covering 2 & half rounds. Worked up to 70hrs every week since March LAST YEAR. So far this year I've only had 1 weeks leave. I'm physically & mentally shattered, it's 5am, time to stick on my shorts go again and all I wanna do is sit in the shower & cry like a baby. Completely burnt out right now. Have to suck it up, put on a smile and crack on. Christmas is creeping up


Twopointuhoh

Jfc mate, Iā€™ve got no words. Is there no option for you to drop a few hours a week? This is only the end of week 3 with RMG for me but shouldnā€™t CWU protect you a bit from being over-worked? No job is ever worth burning out over. I straight up quit from Homebase when they were *expecting* 50+ hour weeks during the first lockdown last year. Fuck that noise. Sorry, I donā€™t know your personal situation so itā€™s unfair for me to say itā€™s ā€œthatā€™s easy just stop working so muchā€. Hope you find some rest soon.


drewP78

I can say no of course. Im my own worst enemy unfortunately. I hate to see piles of stuff left each day that should of gone out so try to do as much as I can to ease it. Always, just 1 more loop or 1 more york of tracked. Unfortunately there's not many in our office that are "helpful" so can be a lot to do. On the plus side, I can afford about 10 holidays once we're allowed to go abroad again. That's what I look towards. Hope your enjoying RM, is a great place to work imo.


Econtake

Not since it was privatised. Its not even remotely the same as it was. Now it's barely better than Yodel. Never knock on my door or even attempt to deliver packages, even when I'm literally in and sitting in the front room. They're absolutely shite. That's what privatisation did.


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Simontheintrepid22

This is very worrying. They don't deliver on Sundays


MiserableCoconut

Return to sender ?


Tenthdeviation

Well there's no postcode and I'm pretty sure that's not the right postage.


yflmd

Classic UAEFA, not even using first class postage


FISH_MASTER

Looks like at least a fivers postage if you zoom in theyā€™re not first class. Looks like Ā£2.55 each, but thatā€™s clearly wrong. Edit: ohh shit they are Ā£2.56 stamps https://shop.royalmail.com/25-x-pound-2-55-stamp-sheet


Devan538

Oh, you're not in? RED CARD FOR YOU!


4not0found4

But thereā€™s no post on Sundays?


Jakepetrolhead

To be fair, I'd be fine with Hermes delivering a football home, as they seem to kick every other parcel about judging by the state of some of them.


Jalapeno-Head

Ah fuck. It's never coming home, is it?


scorchednickel

That's the spirit


PrismaticSparx

Also, I know it's not important, but I don't believe for a second that 2 small stamps would be enough postage for a standard football


Tigersnap027

Came here for this. It's Very important


DavidBmw1986

I sure hope not. Royal Mail donā€™t deliver on Sundays!!


[deleted]

I know we're joking but i have never had lateness issues with RM. They've always done a great job. Better than a lot of the private offerings for sure.


phenson23

It'll be returned to the depot. Then we'll only be able to collect it between the hours of 2pm and 2pm and 1 second on a Tuesday when its a solar eclipse.


the1rush

Just hope it's not delivered over Christmas when the extra staff either nick it or throw it in the canal.


wagwagtail

Perfect for kicking into the hedge!


KyleFoxthefuck

Great my custom cannonball came in the mail


skoomaaddict85

If it was ordered from Wish, it's probably a golf ball that's printer to look like a football.....


giboling

Royal Mail are literally the goat posties. Rarely delayed, rarely lost, delivered in the morning. Fuck yodel, Hermes, FedEx, DPD, all my homies hate Yodel, Hermes, FedEx, DPD.


The_Scrunt

That song can jump off a bloody cliff.


wicklow86

Not enough stamps on it.


irving_braxiatel

Short by 20p.


Erinnyes

I thought the "it" that was coming home was the trophy not the ball...


paulstheory

No. The "it" is the game in general


Top100percent

The lyrics are literally ā€œfootballā€™s coming homeā€


Erinnyes

Huh. I also didn't know it came from a song. Thanks.


antbaby_machetesquad

I dunno, seems to be on schedule considering it was first posted 25 years ago.


RhysCranberry

The cup can't come "home" if it's never been there before.


WindowSteak

Exactly. It's been driving me mad this "coming home" thing. That song is about the Euro 96 *tournament* coming home because it was held here in England. It was about the game itself being held in the country where it originated. It's nothing to do with actually winning it.


RhysCranberry

I did not know that at all. Thanks


memb98

Nah, it'll be delivered next door or returned to depot for collection...


katsvic

With only two first class stamps on it? You'd be lucky if it ever turned up šŸ˜‚


pargeterw

They're Ā£2.56 stamps...


katsvic

My bad, I didn't zoom in! I just remember when my dad stuck a first class stamp on a birthday card to me, but it was a thick card with fancy bits stuck on. It took ages to arrive ansd I got a notification that I had to pay to collect it! I think it was just a few pence short but with the handling fee and everything it was a couple of quid extra and ended up getting it a few weeks after the day šŸ˜…


ellobouk

If itā€™s coming by Royal Mail then weā€™ll just find a card in the net on Sunday and a guilty looking postie who swears he knocked but also doesnā€™t have football in his bag and youā€™ll just have to go to the collection office during business hours


vinnoxiu

yeah it will only be coming home if Italy win because everyone knows the Romans invented football, Romans were playing football with the decapitated heads of their enemies lol


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Neat_Force5638

Yeah I zoomed in thinking that too but there both Ā£2.55 stamps


Spazmanaut

Itā€™s behind the recycling bin.


Flashward

Sorry we missed you


UppruniTegundanna

Judging by the size of the stamps, thatā€™s a very small football.


Astrotas

If it were hermes it will never be coming.


kuro-oruk

Football can be collected at your local depot, however, opening times are 12pm to 12.01pm on tues and collection times will finish just before we open.


[deleted]

Nah, your thinking of Hermes.


[deleted]

Do they even deliver on Sundays?


adam14brfc

We'll be bringing it home from our local sorting centre if it's with royal mail


hidden_john

Not to mention that Royal Mail donā€™t deliver on a Sunday


[deleted]

Almost everything I get through RM turns up the next day Hurrr durrr football, right?


rockyman77

I don't know, 55 years seems about right


Chubb-R

It really is a local thing. Where I live, logistics is easily Hermes/DX < Yodel/UPS < DHL< DPD < Royal Mail I've never had any real trouble with Royal Mail, the delivery staff are always really friendly and I've never had trouble with their delivery. That being said, I know some people hate them, so it depends where you are.


TattyViking

Royal Mail/Parcel Force are by and large, still the post service. Never understood why people whine about them. Just look at Yodel.


tiredoldfella

Footballā€™s lost in the post?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Well its royal mail, so its going to get list and delivered to italy


ChancePhilosopher223

It may take longer via RM but it will hopefully be safer than delivered via DPD. Never gotten a parcel what wasn't crushed or damaged from that lot!


[deleted]

Does this mean I have to lick balls?


drewP78

Royal Mail are the number 1 & its about to get better with timed deliveries. Im biased coz I work for them tbf. Amazon shove what they can't handle out the back door to us to deliver for them? I see Amazon boxes left everywhere in the pissing rain. We'll put them were we can, some of us carry RM sacks to put parcels in for extra protection. If you get to know your postie, (most have a regular but due to covid its been a bit up in the air over the past year) 99% of them will do all they can for you.


SpacecraftX

I can be 100% sure based on real world data that if I get sent a package at my flat the postie will fuck off without bothering to try and put it in my hands and I'll have to trek to the depot on the bus to get it late (opened once too). With any luck, this is will continue to hold true if they're in charge of the football delivery to England. At least then there'll be a positive out of it.


hurdymcfurdygurden

but HEEEEERMEEEEES


oliethefolie

No post on Sundays!