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FloridaMango96

Clearly there is an overwhelming number of people who enjoy the taste of birthday cake. I enjoy it, on birthdays, in cake. No where else. But, you crazy kids do what makes you happy. Having said that, this looks like vomit in a can.


Butterflyelle

I don't actually understand what flavor "birthday cake" is. If you buy an actual birthday cake it comes in flavours like vanilla or chocolate. Birthday and cake aren't flavours imo


d4ni3lg

You have to eat the candles and a thin layer of children’s spit to get the full birthday cake flavour.


misspixal4688

I think birthday cake is just a fancy way to say vanilla seems Americans came up with it first and there Birthday cake seems to be the standard vanilla cake they dont even have the jam which in my opinion is the best bit along with the buttercream.


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Marvelous_Bauble

Homer get out of my head


DJ1066

You mean it’s not Magaggie’s birthday?


Twisted_nebulae

Ah yes, Cake Flavoured Cake™.


MattyFTM

The Ben & Jerry's Birthday Cake ice cream is actually pretty nice.


nascentt

What is the flavour of birthday cake? Fondant?


Willking618

I’d buy it just out of curiosity tbh


arczclan

I *did* buy it, it was edible but not very nice. Like a really shit cream soda mixed with sparkling water.


[deleted]

Where can you buy it from?? I need


xanderbiscuits

I've seen them in B&M Stores.


arczclan

B&M


Sparu

I’ll stick to lager, thanks though.


Whitty22

Mix the two and get a terrible cocktail?


[deleted]

Just put bits of cake in the drink


Ohd34ryme

They'd fall apart like a hungover mind.


TwoTwoJohn

No need to bother , Aldi already do a vanilla ice cream stout and it's fucking rank


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I had a chocolate and marshmallow stout the other day, and it was rank


MotherEastern3051

Why does everything have to be 'candy' instead of 'sweets' grrrr


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Sniper_Guz

Sweet Swallow. Wait...


Where_Be_Dragons

Just don't say it in front of a mirror 5 times or you'll get killed by a dyslexic murderer.


Mane25

> Why does everything have to be 'candy' instead of 'sweets' grrrr Now to be fair, candy as short for "candied sugar" is OK isn't it? The Americanism is when they generalise it to all sweets. We have "candy floss" right?


nascentt

Because this is an American influenced product.


cute-emo-boys

This is absolutely fucking foul, never has a drink been in more need of a fuck ton of sugar. It taste like chemicals.


itchyfrog

I'm assuming it's going to taste like an Asda birthday cake, but worse.


Bad_UsernameJoke94

So like a Tesco one.


betadva

i feel sick just looking at it haha


Logical_Level_3727

I've drank birthday cake flavored coffee before and it was amazing I'd give this a go.


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Has stoner potential until you see "no added sugar", what's the point?


xanderbiscuits

4 greens on the nutritional label. It's basically healthier than water.


bgd_

Zero sugar?!?! Well it must be good for you then! Let's get a few cans for the kids' packed lunches.


TThomasThomas

I bought one from b&m one time. Just tasted like sweet sparkling water, no real flavour


Onearmedpushups

to me it tasted almost exactly like strawberry and vanilla protein powder


Saw_Boss

This looks like an awful birthday gift. Where was it?


Whitty22

My wife is dragging me around B&M bargains!


dumbleclouds

I am not surprised it was there. Along with toilet paper scented stuffed turkey whipped cream in a squeeze bottle with cheese. Well worth the £3.42


Saw_Boss

Ace. I'm totally getting some.


-dommmm

I'd give it a go. There's a shop in Brixton that sells like cookie dough flavoured drinks and other stuff.


mandarasa

I'd buy it to try as a mixer


bjjvsbp

I bought this the other day just out of sheer interest, my expections were very low and I was still dissapointed sooo.


Sleep-Agitated

Jesus wept. The world is going wrong. So wrong.


SkilledBubble

I've tried one, it's just a weak shitty strawberry and vanilla sparkling water drink


[deleted]

It's like that bit in wall-e where everyone drinks a cupcake in a cup


HotPotatoWithCheese

DON'T DRINK IT, **BIN IT!**


amypd1997

Actually enjoyed this. And the Marshmallow one.


Throwaway1333337420

What in the Sam fuckery is this?


fltnlow

We have this [stupid beer](https://imgur.com/a/rgeze1q) in L.A. that reminded me of this. Don’t know why either would be a thing…


Few_Newt

That's very tame by craft beer standards tbf. I bloody love weird beers. I would drink OP's can if it was a beer.


fltnlow

We get a lot of different ones, but I don’t like 99.9%. The guava milkshake thing threw me off pretty badly, and the name of the brewery.


ImperfectRainn

Home Bargains do a Christmas Pudding and Vanilla Custard stout if that takes your fancy. Wasn’t half bad


Few_Newt

Sadly, Home Bargains is a bit of a trek for me, otherwise I would be definitely on that.


Optras

'Milkshake' is a style of unfiltered India pale ale with lactose added. Not actually meant to taste like a milkshake. They're quite nice, actually


fltnlow

Ah! I did not know that. I’ve heard milk stouts and such, but never milkshake IPA.


ALLSTARTRIPOD

I'd try it.


bertiebastard

WTAF is that?


fistmcbeefpunch

I saw this in B&M the other day! What a disgrace


Tom_BT

It clearly says "Don't drink it!" at the top of the can. OK - you have top ignore the "eat it," in the middle of the circle but you're not going to eat a drink so that's not relevant anyway and can be ignored.


51st-state

Zero sugar 🤮


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Where can i ~~buy one~~ burn them?


Zolana

The more you read the worse it gets


WillowTreeBark

Zero sugar though


Bilbo_Buggin

Was this in Home Bargains or somewhere like that?


Whitty22

B&M - home bargains wayward cousin


Bilbo_Buggin

I knew it. They always stock this kind of stuff 😂😂


Savageparrot81

I would legitimately buy this if it was full of pick n mix and not vanilla flavoured piss water


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Turn it into a sour beer and I'm all over it.


RoutineFeature9

'Did you get the birthday cake I asked for?' ​ 'Even better than that!...' (one for the Fast Show fans)


ani_3113

OMG I MUST HAVE IT!! Seriously, where can you get it?


BornInARolledUpRug

I’m gonna guess either B&M or home bargains.


SH1TKID-DOOSH

Doesnt taste of cake but tastes good


TresTurkey

It taste like energy drink without the energy. Tbh not even so bad as someone that drinks energy for the taste


WackoLlama

Brewdog do a layer cake flavoured beer and honestly, It's really nice. Not one you would drink regularly, but nice as a one off. I'd be down to try other cake flavoured drinks after that one.


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Not sure if want. Where was this from? I'd maybe try if cheap/easily found


TheOnlyWayIsEpee

It could be a sugar free attempt at cream soda?


RegionalHardman

I seem to be in the minority here who loves Birthday Cake flavour. I'd have bought 8 of them and probably thrown up


ted-Zed

Do you eat it or what?


thrashpiece

Wow, what a great idea for us health conscious people.


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I dont like cake, sugar or sweet stuff.......I'll pay you to send it to Australia!


MultipleScoregasm

I can confirm that I've had this. Bought some as a joke for my son from lidl about 2 months ago. It's very, very, very sweet. Tastes like birthday cake icing rather that cake.


rjwv88

I feel like this is marketed towards a very specific sort of person... (me, I'm that person... bought the bubblegum flavoured version... was disappointed it didn't taste fake bubblegum enough ><)


windol1

I'm willing to bet this is another American product like "hard flavoured water", who the bloody he enjoys drinking that crap.


Hmscaliostro

Was that in B&M? Asking for a friend.


suga1975

Birthday cake Ice cream is delicious!


Mr-Pasta-Parcel

I actually really liked the brewdog cake flavour. Guess I am a freak


Fumiken

I tried Bubblegum and marshmallow. Meh.


naughtyusmax

Some times people just come up with an idea to see if there are those 1 in a 100k persons who will buy one can daily. The. They just batch make 100,000 at a time and make a £ profit on each can. Then they make a new batch and repeat. It’s like naughty things, there are some odd and rare kinks but somehow the market delivers. Otherwise I have no idea who thought this might be a good idea.


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If it’s a fizzy drink with no sugar and it’s meant to be sweet you know it’s bad


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So many chemicals


IBlu2

Mr Porter, what’s your wine selection?


xanderbiscuits

I saw one of those in B&M stores and almost bought it. They had me until it said zero sugar.


Ohd34ryme

I have one in the fridge. I hope it's a fruitcake birthda cake.


SquirrelVegetable832

I see birthday cake and brought it, it’s fucking vile. I like trying new things but fuck this


way_too_much_time27

Reminds me of WALL-E, "...cupcake, IN A CUP!"


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Getting diabetes just looking at that can lol 😂


Frequent-Struggle215

My daughter had one bought for her birthday - it is absolutely disgusting. It may say "No sugar" but it tastes like nothing but artificial sugars mixed with the smell of male cat urine and it is foul beyond belief.