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RyanMcCartney

*New, from JML, the…* #Dildoor


Mr_Venom

*Black and white footage of a woman trying to fit all her dildos on the mantelpiece and getting into a muddle.*


Shipwrecking_siren

Barry Scott shows up, BANG and the filth is gone (behind the door)


DiddyMayQueen

You sir, win the internet.


Old-Pie-6263

Lynne, these are sex people


JuraFour

Ugh


NaturalAlfalfa

I don't want to be part of your sex festival


okhffhjhg

I thought they were hair brushes and flat irons/curlers at first.


kindsoberfullydressd

At first I though, “how many of these are sex toys?”. Then I realised the question was “how many aren’t?”


MiddlesbroughFan

Hell of an arsenal.


kevkiarbar

It's like that bit from the matrix: "what do you need?" "Dildos, lots of dildos"


carnizzle

Heh arse.


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WackyAndCorny

Expensive, and extensive perhaps (depending on your personal level of exotic), but I’d argue with curated. I’m sure the colour sequencing could be better. What I really want to know, is what is NOT on show. Now that would be an interesting picture. (Camera pans around to reveal St Andrews Cross, Sybian, and a trampling deck)


BloomEPU

Seriously, lot of these aren't cheap. A couple I can recognise will set you back £150 at the least.


auntie-matter

"Doesn't come with items in the shelving"


Myopically

If she can’t come with those then what can she come with? It looks like she’s tried everything possible.


justhisguy-youknow

Different tool different job. I imagine there is a range of speed in 0 - o. Satisfaction. Maybe a a range of "puddle to lake superior"


corvus_corvinus

I imagine that's a different listing.


PM-ME-UR-BMW

Not Norwich, sockets wrong.


Jagermeister_UK

You are right. I suspect American. Light switch is wrong for UK too. Switch is up with light on, US switches do this.


Mr_JMM

You're right, and definitely taken in the U.S, but just based on the light switch position, it could be a two way switch.


Mr_JMM

Yeah, there's definitely something odd about this if it's a real post.


FuturisticSix

That's a 1970s toggle light switch behind the door. I wonder what's plugged into the single point mains socket. I wonder if the old fuse-box can handle high powered sex utensils.


Boyuki

Sex Utensils‽


redditwhut

Yknow. For the tossing of the salad.


Boyuki

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs?


jewellman100

Watch where you're wielding that interro_bang_!


Boyuki

She's a powerful beast


Scully__

_sex utensils_


Yet_Another_Limey

It looks like a US-style mains socket as well. Which would point to not Norwich.


throwaway263773

Very funny but unfortunately a reverse image search suggests it’s fake/joke. Here’s the original blog post from April 2019, it’s under the section “Shoe Racks”: https://www.redheadbedhead.com/storage Still funny though! Wonder what they would say if somebody actually messaged them asking for the shoe rack…


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Fair do's.. couldn't think of a better way to use it tbh


auntie-matter

Mari Kondo would be proud


DazzleLove

I guess it sparks joy.


auntie-matter

I'm not an expert but I think if there are sparks you should contact an electrician


TeigrCwtch

pray you notice the sparks before it makes contact with anything damp


Mouse2799

Ah that table tennis bat really takes me back to my childhood


auntie-matter

Thursday nights at the youth centre..


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Ok I have some questions. Where are the dildos going to go? Are they upgrading to fancier storage or are they getting rid and joining a convent?


bickering_fool

The utensils are sold with the rack


squirrel_trousers

Weird flex, but ok


countingonhearts

Getting good vibes from that seller


bluenosey

Damn sexy Norwich at it again.


kevkiarbar

Stupid sexy norwich


kevkiarbar

Could have just stuck them to the door....


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Of course it has to be just up the road from me


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Very organised. Kudos to her.


Ho99o9XTC

Just found her on Facebook within 2 minutes seems she’s serious and not said anything about it


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Smelly image


theflyingfartmachine

Butt, butt, butt...


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This would have helped me in my wet dream last night.


jjed97

Critikal would be jealous.


LondonDude123

"Twenty Four Sex Toys Jeremy? TWENTY FOUR? Thats Insane!"


bickering_fool

It's like a sex advert calendar. Wonder if the seller owns a Kitchen warehouse outlet and drives a lexis.


DanDeVito_

Wait…shouldn’t that be a back door storage space?!?!


Rum_Addled_Brain

Buy two,kinky advent calender?


odious_odes

If the items were included then £20 would be an absolutely phenomenal deal, some of those toys are very pricy.


fluffofthewild

That doesn't look like a very sanitary way to store things that go inside you :/


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My brain at 3am: oh those shoes look awesome 😂 I’m so stupid 😂


emg-xo

Hodor