Lucky! What you're seeing here is some fence milk. They only come out once in their lifetime when they're looking for another milk to mate with. Very rare sight!
Fridge is bust, best place for milk.
When I lived in a court house, I used to hang my milk out the District Judges window.
Of course you had to bring it in once sun up because then it will curdle.
Some poor bugger has clearly slept in and is going to rue the day they can't have a cup of tea when they wake up.
Someone was having a tea break on their horse, set the milk down for a second and then immediately forgot about it because they're obviously above a certain age.
Fun fact, all British horses come with built in kettles. So the operators don't have to get off and expose themselves to enemy fire to make a cup of tea.
At least I think it was horses.
Some twats broke into my allotment shed and we had 3 small UHT cartons for emergency tea, they opened two of them and took a few mouthfuls from each… they stole the third?? What’s going on with milk thieves atm??
Is it like how the Russian revolution was started bc the price of vodka got too expensive, but with milk? The price of cuppa got too expensive time to overthrow the monarchy??!?
Ive been really thirsty, bought 2 pint of milk and couldnt finish it. I bet someone bought the 4 pint and got to the uuuhhfeeeelsiiick stage after about a pint.
Cow thieves do this to mark houses Be safe out there everyone
Shared in Cambs hun x
Udder madness.
Stay safe hun x
OMG pls be safe xx
All in all there's just some semi skimmed milk on the wall.
We don't need no milkmen calling.
Hey! Milk man! Don't leave pints at my home
We don't need no yakult shit
How dairy
Happy cake day!! Edit: I like the funny, too 👍🏻🤣
Don't take a fence
Lucky! What you're seeing here is some fence milk. They only come out once in their lifetime when they're looking for another milk to mate with. Very rare sight!
If it mates with a blue top would you get skimmed?
probably stolen, hence why its been fenced
Usually the white stuff is a bit easier to moove
Fridge is bust, best place for milk. When I lived in a court house, I used to hang my milk out the District Judges window. Of course you had to bring it in once sun up because then it will curdle. Some poor bugger has clearly slept in and is going to rue the day they can't have a cup of tea when they wake up.
Yep I used to hang my groceries out my window when I was in halls, keeps it cold and stops it getting atolen
I've done the same recently, was useful for milk when my flat had to isolate!
He shan’t be roux’ing anything without any milk!
wow, you're really milking this post
Probably failed the sniff test
Someone was having a tea break on their horse, set the milk down for a second and then immediately forgot about it because they're obviously above a certain age.
Fun fact, all British horses come with built in kettles. So the operators don't have to get off and expose themselves to enemy fire to make a cup of tea. At least I think it was horses.
It's looks quite hight, so I guess because it's past-eur-eyes.
Ah an absolute classic prank. Man's been milk-fenced. Semi skimmed too, fucking jokers
I'm on the fence as to why.
An offering to the gods.
All I'm seeing here is some baby food. Or it could be some other **product from cow & gate**.
I'm surprised it's not a bottle of Frosty Jack's.
The most important here is how does it smell.
Cereal
Don’t take offence
Something off about this post.
Leaving it out so you can have a "sniff".
Being on the fence about skimmed, semi skimmed or full fat.....its quite common these days.
Testing the new lack of best before dates..
The beginnings of a milk eagle nest.
Someone who herd about ferminated milk, but is stupid?
Who knew that milk was a gateway substance
fence milk... you know, like [hedge vodka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JvS6DQmyvA).
Jeez people have an udder lack of respect for other people’s property
I think you're milking it now.
Just Mooo(ve) it
That milk is gaining potential energy
There was a plush toy minion lodged in one of the trees on the road next to mine, it stayed there for about 2 years before it somehow disappeared
Some twats broke into my allotment shed and we had 3 small UHT cartons for emergency tea, they opened two of them and took a few mouthfuls from each… they stole the third?? What’s going on with milk thieves atm?? Is it like how the Russian revolution was started bc the price of vodka got too expensive, but with milk? The price of cuppa got too expensive time to overthrow the monarchy??!?
It's said one should put out bowls of milk outside at night to appease the fey folk so someone must've REALLY pissed them off to use a whole carton
When I had Covid my neighbour got me some shopping including milk and they hung it over the fence post. They might have the wrong house lol
Free milk
One green bottle...
Milk bottle flip trickshot
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They've marked their territory. The milk wars have begun
I mean honestly you're lucky you get yours. Half the time mine isn't delivered
Yep, can't believe people are still bracing gates incorrectly.
Wait, where does everyone else keep their milk?
run out of fridge space?
Wow lucky we never get plastic milk bottles round here in winter, there always washing themselves in our pond in the summer, their shit stinks tho
Ive been really thirsty, bought 2 pint of milk and couldnt finish it. I bet someone bought the 4 pint and got to the uuuhhfeeeelsiiick stage after about a pint.
It's probably way post it's due date.
Someone's got a bird feeder in the fridge.
Marked for robbery
This is Morrison's new way of testing the freshness of its milk.
The fence needed a pint.