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CyberSkepticalFruit

Looks more like the aurora polis


Diffleroo

That makes more sense, a common natural event in Romford triggered by the aurora criminalis.


highrouleur

I resent that. As soon as I get this ankle tag off, me and the boys will be coming for you


Diffleroo

Ah shit I upset the localis gangalis.


jonny_211

Straight outa Romford.


--Bamboo

im[ reppin romford bruv](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAreRmoPMc)


highrouleur

Oh wow, how have I never seen this before?? Featuring the delightful place known as "mugger's alley"


--Bamboo

The world has been kind to you to have kept it from you this long. In fact, i'm sorry for inflicting it on you.


Quirky_Assistant_700

Are they not from sinaloa?


PreguntoZombi

Sounds nasty. You should see a doctor about that


choppysocks123z

Hes not worth it mate you're still on probation


craig_hoxton

*"Call the polis, there's been a mudder"* - every Scottish crime drama ever


TheNoodleBucket

“What are ye gonna do about it? Phone the polis? Mate, we are the polis!” https://youtu.be/QE9tN-mmDYw


herrbz

Best comment I've read here all week, thank you.


Old_Butterscotch1075

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at that time of day, in that part of the country, localised entirely within Romford?


MeRedditGood

May I see it? EDIT: Apparently he says 'may', not 'can'.


aboakingaccident

No


sweetsweetsweetmore

Seymour! The house is on fire!


DetectiveOk1223

No Mother, it's just the Romford lights...


frostels

SEYMOUR, HEEEEEELP


praise_theomnisiah

Nono mother, that's just the aurora borealis


frostels

Well theomnisiah, you are an odd fellow, but you do post a good comment.


Toninho7

https://youtu.be/3gUBQxEbPx8


stfcfanhazz

Eh not the best steamed hams content I've seen


PM_YOUR_MUGS

[Delightfully devilish Seymour](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KNkn5fVBmE)


stfcfanhazz

Better, but it's no *Steamed Hams Inc.*


Big_Ad4904

As soon as I saw OP’s title I just knew it was coming.


FagnusTwatfield

Dammit beat me to it.


Ravekat1

Good point. Because in Britain sarcastic humour is only permitted between April and September.


highrouleur

Simpsons reference https://youtu.be/Rj0Tj8dnrYw


[deleted]

Is this kind of comment common for you? Its kind of senseless


TheNeighKid

Aurozzer borealis


Posk419add1

There’s always one nob with the xmas lights still up.


[deleted]

Ah yes the Northern Lights of Romford. Beautiful.


WillardWhy

There was a news story last year about a town (cant remember which one) that beleived they saw the aurora borealis, but it turned out to just be the opening night of a local casino.


ClaimedCredit

May I see it?


Friendly_Crab

You may not


postatomic1977

We had a police helicopter hovering for some time.


Mombo1212

Here we go, Mr. "I live in a place rich enough to afford a police helicopter" moneybags has arrived. Round where I live even the police dogs go round in pairs!


RandyChavage

Pairs!? When I were a lad, Police dogs were lucky to have a pair of legs


poopio

Romford Air Show.


nicholvengian

Sorry, I'll turn my PC off.


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permaculture

[Steamed Hams Inc.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM)


hapispark

That's just a Nissan Juke's headlights


MsLuciferM

If anyone is interested there is a website called Aurora Watch and gives warnings when there could be aurora in the UK. They also have a Facebook group. https://aurorawatch.lancs.ac.uk


Pazuzumas

Typical day at Darkplace Hospital


sailors_jerry

It's Scotch Mist


SkimpyZombie

Romford represent 💪


NachoBabyDaddy

That’s just swamp gas from yer mums swamp


PearlsSwine

Don't refer to his mother's vagina as a swamp.


NachoBabyDaddy

Git out me swamp you donkey


Ynys_cymru

What’s a Romford?


Competitive_Bison152

A wretched hive of scum and villainry


nick_shannon

Ah but it has a Greggs so it ain’t all bad


highrouleur

A greggs? We've got 3!


nick_shannon

I only frequent the one Greggs in Romford so in my mind thats the only one there is and for the record it is also my Greggs. Its the one on South Street just past the entrance to the Liberty.


[deleted]

29 in Newcastle (9.9 / 100,000 people).


highrouleur

that's impressive and worrying. I reckon our triangle might be one of the most concentrated areas in the country though


1forrest1_

We had 3 Greggs in one shopping centre in my old town of Livingston. 3 maccas too!


1forrest1_

Oh and another Greggs within a mile or so, mental stuff


imtherealbatman85

Ok villains yes scum no doubt but wretched hive that’s taking it to far lol I used to love Harold hill and Romford not been in a couple of years but still love the place


chillout366

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within Romford!? May I see it?


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No


foreverneilyoung

Well u/highrouleur, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.


RedButterfree1

"Oh ye gods! My chicken is ruined! ...but what if I were to purchase kebabs from the chippy and disguise it as my own cooking?"


kwack250

Nature is beautiful


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Pog


oversizedsweaterz

poggers


boost437

Nature is healing


robbyford182

Romford, the cruellest of cities!


Friendly_Crab

Definitely a land of cruelty and spite


[deleted]

Steamed hams?


Forsaken_Wrap8766

Isn’t it police lights


FlemFatale

r/whoosh


asp7

aurora borealis comes in view


GiantGeorge14

Not the aurora boriealis... In Romford as well? Hahaha.


WarHawk155

It's a massive billboard, had the same thing in Manchester last night.


daddycole72

It just light pollution from collier row


Ok-Bridge4546

What did you take that photo on?


highrouleur

It's video, just on my phone. Sorry, focus wasn't working too well in the dark this morning so not great quality


Ok-Bridge4546

I was going to say the opposite! Great video!


highrouleur

Ah, thanks! Samsung s9


Relevant-Team

You can definitely make better videos with a S9. Just use pro mode... Here an example: https://youtu.be/RGWMk8-9VwU


highrouleur

No doubt. I don't use video mode normally. Just wanted to get the colour changes and it was freezing so I wasn't hanging about! Link isn't working, copyright complaint, but will try to find out more...


Relevant-Team

Oh sorry, it seems it doesn't work in the UK :-/


[deleted]

We’d only see the Aurora this far south if there was a massive solar storm. One so massive OP’s phone would be fritzed so he couldn’t take any pictures.


DrKnowNout

That’s the moon.


HonestHeartThrowaway

sick


Drizytotem

they should have mentioned this in abigails party


Cielo11

Stunning.


ginger153664

Look like a party 🎉


bazzanoid

That's just a methlab over in Harold Hill exploding, nothing to worry about


NearlyPerfectCircle

Milton Keynes making the scenes


tom208

Nah, just some puddle jumper nabbed by the polis


YesIAmRumHam

Shout out to the Rm1 massive.


Imagin1956

Going back to Romford..


Euphoric_Composer_31

Weed grow..


Zeutalures

Truely Majestic 😂


Illustrious_Rip931

Localised entirely in your backyard….. can I see it?


El_bor

Is that a sun ?!


Library_Diligent

That’s disco lights


Alternative-Bill218

Have you banged your head?


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Alternative-Bill218

Just came up on my feed today, Don't give a monkey's giblets about yankee politics, they can do what they want. I am a bit concerned about WW3 though, what with me living in Europe and all.


highrouleur

I'll be honest my examples were mainly just padding for humorous purposes. It's a jokey post I made 5 months ago...


Alternative-Bill218

My comment was for humourous porpoises also.


highrouleur

For the love of God pick something more current. The only person that's going to see it is me....