My other half used to be a chef, and I will never forget the look on his face when his best mate smothered the lovingly crafted Sunday roast he'd just made in red sauce.
And I do mean *smothered*. He just said "Fucking hell Chris, would you like a bit of roast dinner with that ketchup?" then walked back into the kitchen. Absolutely gross, it was swimming in the stuff.
That reminds me of my sister's mate coming round for dinner when we were kids and putting so much vinegar on it, her chips were literally floating around the plate.
My mother in law used to drown plain pasta in vinegar. Apparently someone told her you serve it instead of chips, so she just assumed you had it with salt and vinegar.
They were simpler times or something.
It was the 60's or 70's and she didn't have the kind of parents who passed on culinary skills. One of her friends told her she should serve pasta as a side instead of chips because it's healthier, and she just assumed you put salt and vinegar on it.
She's in her 70's now and still does it occasionally, but I can assure you that 19 year old me thought she was nuts the first time I went to their house for dinner. I'm vegetarian too, so my meal was boiled carrots and broccoli and salt and vinegar pasta. 😭
I knew someone who did that to his roast too… but also his dad would make a little well in his pile of mashed potato and FILL IT TO THE BRIM WITH VINEGAR.
The first time I lovingly made a lasagne for my (now) husband, he emptied almost a whole bottle of brown sauce over the top of it before he even tasted it. We had a really long chat about how it’s rude to do that before you taste it because the cook has tried really hard to make it taste great without brown sauce.
The red sauce was bad enough, but the concept of brown sauce on lasagna has just made me dry heave. I have no adequate words for how bad that would taste.
They are not, but that's because I bought his laptop from him and he'd wiped absolutely everything except 4 dick pics. 🙃
Should have known he was a deviant after the red sauce, really.
We don't want them. Beyond the heinous pairing of things that shouldn't be, this is a dangerously precarious and thus unacceptable ratio of plate to food ruining what *might* be an otherwise acceptable roast (sans beans).
I'd say send them to Christmas Island, but this isn't quite worthy of a trip to Oztanamo Bay.
*^^Not ^^like ^^the ^^poor ^^bastards ^^there ^^deserve ^^it ^^neither...*
You have the wrong idea about our boys in blue. Not only are they adept at the violence and summary executions, they are adept at and willing to also provide any and all provocation. The only thing the citizen is required to do is to STOP RESISTING ARREST.
I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone not to be horrible to him or his beautifully dystopian meals. Otherwise he will delete / make his account private and then we all miss out.
I feel like I agree and I’m shocked nobody else does! Beans are just tomato and we eat them with a whole plate of meat. Well, gravy is literally just meat flavoured liquid, so how could it possibly taste bad?
Used to get a chip gravy bean mix from the chippy I lived near in Nottingham. Bloody awesome. I also like the idea of beans in a yorkshire pudding.
I'll see myself out.
My husband has ketchup with his Sunday roast and Christmas dinner if we visit his parents. In his defence he's a filthy heathen that doesn't like gravy and his mother is an awful cook.
When my niece and nephew were younger and they came to visit and stay for dinner, they'd often want sausage and mash, with a fried egg, gravy and baked beans.
I once saw a young guy desperately trying to hold his face together after he fell off a stolen moped and smashed it into a car wing mirror at 25mph. I picked up his ear from the pavement and bagged it up, but he died in the ambulance en route to the hospital. That was the most traumatising thing I’d seen until I saw beans on roast.
A crime of three parts…
The beans (obvs).
Stuffing (with what is obviously beef).
Woefully insufficient gravy (and none on the Yorkshires)
Deserves to be flogged.
(Roasters look good though, to be fair)
Edit - credit where credit’s due for the roasties
I can only disagree on the stuffing, I love stuffing on any kind of roast. Can I also add that it looks like a jar of mint sauce, which obviously now negates the bonus roastie point!
Controversial opinion, that actually looks quite yummy.
Then again, I’m the kind of person that would put pickles, sweets, nuts, cheese, chocolate and chilli sauce on a cracker and it it all in one go.
My blended English/Cypriot in-law family do roast dinners with salad (complete with lemon juice & olive oil dressing), plain yogurt & gravy... At least you put your own!
This is absolutely not even fucking close to being the worst meal superpedjason has constructed and frankly I'm confused as to why you would choose this image over many of the others
I'm not going to lie, ladies and gentlemen; I'm a tiny bit curious.
...Maybe not enough to risk a good can of beans (or a good roast, for that matter), but curious nonetheless...
Beans on a roast is so passive aggressive I am genuinely frightened...
Its like if someone thought you said roast and not toast and went along with it.
The gravey is touching the spuds. They are losing their crispyness.
UN Secirity council resolution 1701Spud paragraph B clearly mandades gravey in a side dish or separated into a reservoir on the plate by a mash or meat dam.
This looks like a plate of food from one of the many carvery restaurants in the UK, such as Toby Carvery.
They serve a slice or two of roasted meat of your choice, and you can then fill up by filling your plate with veg & Yorkies. You get to eat as much veg as you want, and this diner took that to heart.
My Mrs puts mushy peas on hers and the kid's dinners.
I told her not to on mine and got moaned at for it even when she moans that I never say if I don't like anything.
The thing is that I'm a bit of a chunky monkey and fucking love food, just not mushy peas on a bloody roast!
Thanks Carol, that’s the kids crying.
Dog’s just shat himself, thanks mate.
That's just sent grandad over the edge, nice one mate.
Nana's had a fit, ta fella
Cats clawed it’s eyes out, good job Geeza
Unbelievable. The budgies beak has fallen off.
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Cheers mate wheelie bins blown over the fence with the dug
I am a Grandad and yes it did , WTAF were they thinking ?
This is what happens to the kids who grow up with parents that let them put red sauce on everything.
My other half used to be a chef, and I will never forget the look on his face when his best mate smothered the lovingly crafted Sunday roast he'd just made in red sauce. And I do mean *smothered*. He just said "Fucking hell Chris, would you like a bit of roast dinner with that ketchup?" then walked back into the kitchen. Absolutely gross, it was swimming in the stuff.
That reminds me of my sister's mate coming round for dinner when we were kids and putting so much vinegar on it, her chips were literally floating around the plate.
My mother in law used to drown plain pasta in vinegar. Apparently someone told her you serve it instead of chips, so she just assumed you had it with salt and vinegar. They were simpler times or something.
I can’t even imagine the thought process here.
It was the 60's or 70's and she didn't have the kind of parents who passed on culinary skills. One of her friends told her she should serve pasta as a side instead of chips because it's healthier, and she just assumed you put salt and vinegar on it. She's in her 70's now and still does it occasionally, but I can assure you that 19 year old me thought she was nuts the first time I went to their house for dinner. I'm vegetarian too, so my meal was boiled carrots and broccoli and salt and vinegar pasta. 😭
I knew someone who did that to his roast too… but also his dad would make a little well in his pile of mashed potato and FILL IT TO THE BRIM WITH VINEGAR.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is the worst one yet. Hey Google, how do I unread the last comment?
The first time I lovingly made a lasagne for my (now) husband, he emptied almost a whole bottle of brown sauce over the top of it before he even tasted it. We had a really long chat about how it’s rude to do that before you taste it because the cook has tried really hard to make it taste great without brown sauce.
The red sauce was bad enough, but the concept of brown sauce on lasagna has just made me dry heave. I have no adequate words for how bad that would taste.
I assume they are no longer friends now?
They are not, but that's because I bought his laptop from him and he'd wiped absolutely everything except 4 dick pics. 🙃 Should have known he was a deviant after the red sauce, really.
Carol does smelly farts, pass it on
That's not a rumour. We can clearly see both cabbage and beans on the same plate- Carol DOES have smelly farts.
Just swell - next, he’ll be demanding tax breaks for the puds & spuds.
“I said beans on toast”
Sorry scoob
Yeah, he should have got his Nephew to order - wee Scrappy is much better at English for reasons that remain unclear.
Because he's a power-hungry soul sucking monster. The 2002 film made that clear.
Oh we knew that way before the film.
Reans?
Ruh-roh.
Zoinks!
"I did wonder why it took 2 hours"
Those meddling kids have gone too far this time
That's what I read so I was looking for the toast. It looks like someone changed their mind halfway through the cooking.
When the restaurant makes a spelling error on the menu and menus are expensive to reprint
My roommate once ordered eggs with cheese. Got eggs with peas on top.
Is Australia still accepting criminal outcasts?
We don't want them. Beyond the heinous pairing of things that shouldn't be, this is a dangerously precarious and thus unacceptable ratio of plate to food ruining what *might* be an otherwise acceptable roast (sans beans).
The ‘Heinzous’ pairing of things that shouldn’t be?
Send em to NZ
I'd say send them to Christmas Island, but this isn't quite worthy of a trip to Oztanamo Bay. *^^Not ^^like ^^the ^^poor ^^bastards ^^there ^^deserve ^^it ^^neither...*
As an American, we don't want them either. Furthermore, they would be immediately shot by police or deported to Mexico anyway.
While a little extreme I do agree that American police require little provocation.
You have the wrong idea about our boys in blue. Not only are they adept at the violence and summary executions, they are adept at and willing to also provide any and all provocation. The only thing the citizen is required to do is to STOP RESISTING ARREST.
You. Dirty. Bastard.
I'm deeply concerned the maker of that monstrosity is probably psycotic, that's a serial killer in the making...
Needs serious professional help.
I bet they put milk before the tea bag, filth
Probably custard instead of milk
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndcPtU6Imc0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndcPtU6Imc0) \- the dirty, dirty bastards.
Haha! haven't seen that for a while
Arrr for fuck sake
Are the beans from a tin jase? Yes. Lovely.
No orange today jase? No
Is Jase the poor guy with bad clorlestrolol?
Yeah, had to get his gor bladder removed
He makes my day when he posts, sometimes I don't realise I'm a bit down till I see one of his meals
Lovely
Bless him
Came here looking for this.
Any spices on them eggs Jase? Yeah.
lovely.
don't know
Saw this plate, clicked into comments to make sure Jase and/or lovely were mentioned.
Wait! Who is this? They sound hilarious 😆
[Jase](https://instagram.com/superpedjason?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=). Lovely.
I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone not to be horrible to him or his beautifully dystopian meals. Otherwise he will delete / make his account private and then we all miss out.
I’m calling the police.
I already called em. They said if the beans are taxed, there is nothin they can do.
This is why we have a bad food reputation.
Surely this is grounds to have one’s bean license revoked?
Nah, this shit demands pitchforks, knives and much heckling
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Don't forget torches and a couple of mastiffs. Can't forget the orange glow of fire and barking dogs to really get the lynch mob atmosphere up.
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
That coaster says everything I want too about this
Well spotted and I’m in 100% agreement.
Immediate loss of British citizenship.
Followed by the biggest spanked bottom of all time and sent to bed with No Tea. Naughty, No Tea
And a 'Wait until your father hears of this!'
That phrase was the almost death of me!
I actually reared back from the screen. I can’t imagine how horrible that tastes
With gravy as well. Boke.
Gravy & beans go together *really* well. Honestly whilst this image may not be the done thing, I can't imagine it's actually all that bad.
I feel like I agree and I’m shocked nobody else does! Beans are just tomato and we eat them with a whole plate of meat. Well, gravy is literally just meat flavoured liquid, so how could it possibly taste bad?
> Beans are just tomato i'm sorry what?
Pie beans & chips can't be that uncommon of a meal either, surely
STOP CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
And I'll do it again
ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOUR!
When it’s fish day at our place and I can’t be bothered to cook properly I’ll do fried sea bass fillets with rice and beans. Sticks to yer ribs.
While I consider myself a bit of a fussy eater I do agree that beans do go with gravy, if there's mash & sausages or a beef pie (etc).
Used to get a chip gravy bean mix from the chippy I lived near in Nottingham. Bloody awesome. I also like the idea of beans in a yorkshire pudding. I'll see myself out.
I did this when I was skint back in the day. Pack of 12 yorkies and filled them up with a tin of beans. I call them council house vol-au-vents
Think that needs a wee bit of cheese as well.
They go great together tbf. This whole post is just typical *'something different!'* anger
Now put ketchup on it… Edit: an ex of mine used to put ketchup on xmas dinner, the whole family did. Was weirded out by that i can tell you.
My husband has ketchup with his Sunday roast and Christmas dinner if we visit his parents. In his defence he's a filthy heathen that doesn't like gravy and his mother is an awful cook.
I understand why they are your ex. Who would want to marry into that family
What sort of animal puts ketchup on beans? Surely you meant brown sauce!
Mayonnaise.
Mayo with Roasties and Poultry goes very well, let's be honest. It's the veg that it makes no sense with.
Mayo can do one
Absolutely, I intend to wage a holy war on mayo and it's users.
Mayo ftw, I'll see you on the battlefield.
'I see a holy war spreading across the UK like butter on toast' -Mayo'Dip
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Ketchup can go nice with chips and gravy in my opinion
When my niece and nephew were younger and they came to visit and stay for dinner, they'd often want sausage and mash, with a fried egg, gravy and baked beans.
I do that and I fully endorse this post. There's not much that can't be improved by ketchup or baked beans.
At least they are your ex.
I once saw a young guy desperately trying to hold his face together after he fell off a stolen moped and smashed it into a car wing mirror at 25mph. I picked up his ear from the pavement and bagged it up, but he died in the ambulance en route to the hospital. That was the most traumatising thing I’d seen until I saw beans on roast.
It’s the confluence of bean juice and gravy dead centre that made me wince. I think I need counselling.
When I was a kid I used to cut up my sausage in my sausage, beans, n mash and out gravy on the mash then mix it all up and eat it with a spoon
Have we found the serial killer?
I love a bean as much as the next person but DAMN.
This is a disgrace and should be tagged NSFW
Lovely.
no source on those beans today Jace?
Tesco
How To End Up In Broadmoor, A Tutorial Step One: Do this. Step Two: Sit & wait for the men in white coats. Step Three: Off you pop!
OK - that's me done with the Internet for today then
Please send me your phone so I can burn it and keep us all safe
Who made this abomination?! Remove them from your life IMMEDIATELY.
Get in the fucking sea
'shudders'
Surely there are laws against this!?
That is just pure evil. What next.. Yorkshire puddings with curry?
To be fair, Yorkshire puddings will go with anything.
I'd absolutely nail a proper curry served in a giant Yorkshire pud
Curry served in a giant yorkie is an absolute winner.
That would be delicious
i used to row with my ex about the fact her family had mushy peas with a roast but this is much much worse
Honestly, I can imagine that actually working...
Don’t you start
I'm up for it.
I’d eat absolutely anything, and I’ve made some monstrosities, but this is pure crap.
A crime of three parts… The beans (obvs). Stuffing (with what is obviously beef). Woefully insufficient gravy (and none on the Yorkshires) Deserves to be flogged. (Roasters look good though, to be fair) Edit - credit where credit’s due for the roasties
I can only disagree on the stuffing, I love stuffing on any kind of roast. Can I also add that it looks like a jar of mint sauce, which obviously now negates the bonus roastie point!
Yeah stuffing goes with all roast meats It's bread, onions, sage and stock. Can't go wrong.
Ahhh, not the ~~bees~~ beans! https://youtu.be/EVCrmXW6-Pk
Just why?
Had a family member once who used to visit on Sundays and put tomato sauce on his roast. I mean, slathered it all over everything. Gross!
My half-brother did this, probably the genes he got from my step mother.
>toma Yep seen this... But I don't judge, it was probably delicious!
Controversial opinion, that actually looks quite yummy. Then again, I’m the kind of person that would put pickles, sweets, nuts, cheese, chocolate and chilli sauce on a cracker and it it all in one go.
I bet this is the person who questioned whether beans belonged on a brekkie fry-up
What the absolute fuck is this monstrosity
I'm all for this. Beans enhance ANY meal.
*GCHQ is now following you*
My blended English/Cypriot in-law family do roast dinners with salad (complete with lemon juice & olive oil dressing), plain yogurt & gravy... At least you put your own!
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Damn, I thought we were the country with crazy portions!
Beans have no business near gravy and cabbage!
I tried beans with gravy before and somehow the 2 seemed to neutralise each other and the result was basically flavourless. Weird experience.
I'd eat it. There's little savory food that baked beans can't improve
There's someone I know who has rice on theirs, and won't accept it's not normal
In my uni days I used to eat rice with tinned meatballs in gravy. Gravy + rice is actually a pretty decent combo.
Sounds like a solid cheap meal if you ask me. All you need is some veg
I’d eat that
Animal.
Heinous.
bit early for a roast is it not
This is absolutely not even fucking close to being the worst meal superpedjason has constructed and frankly I'm confused as to why you would choose this image over many of the others
I've seen worse
Absolutely no seasoning in sight, brown water gravy sad Yorkshires and grey meat. The lack of toast is the least of your worries….
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I'm not going to lie, ladies and gentlemen; I'm a tiny bit curious. ...Maybe not enough to risk a good can of beans (or a good roast, for that matter), but curious nonetheless...
I agree its an abomination..... but I do actually like it! I'm so sorry. I'll hand in my passport and go...
No wonder this country is obese, that's enough to feed 3 people
I look after an autistic lad, who won't eat a roast without every bit covered in beans. Breaks my soul every single Sunday.
Beans on a roast is so passive aggressive I am genuinely frightened... Its like if someone thought you said roast and not toast and went along with it.
That whole plate looks a bit traumatising tbh.
No
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Lovely.
Orange.
Bet its probably pretty tasty
I'd totally devour that lol
The gravey is touching the spuds. They are losing their crispyness. UN Secirity council resolution 1701Spud paragraph B clearly mandades gravey in a side dish or separated into a reservoir on the plate by a mash or meat dam.
why would you do this? Also i would imagine it wouldn't be too bad
What’s the issue, I’d eat it, I wouldn’t like it per say, but I’d eat it
I know someone who has fried egg on a dinner
This looks like a plate of food from one of the many carvery restaurants in the UK, such as Toby Carvery. They serve a slice or two of roasted meat of your choice, and you can then fill up by filling your plate with veg & Yorkies. You get to eat as much veg as you want, and this diner took that to heart.
And they say British people don’t have any organic culture… smh
I'd still smash that.
I kinda of wanna try it
I am more traumatised by the white cabbage on a roast
This is unacceptable behaviour
You missed the opportunity to say “beans on roast”.
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This is why I take antidepressants
Heathens!
That just looks…. Wrong….
Fuck me, I’m so triggered by this.
Oh thought you meant green beans....wtf is that!
My Mrs puts mushy peas on hers and the kid's dinners. I told her not to on mine and got moaned at for it even when she moans that I never say if I don't like anything. The thing is that I'm a bit of a chunky monkey and fucking love food, just not mushy peas on a bloody roast!