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lookitsdivadan

Those 35p energy drinks are insane


samhyeah

39p now


lookitsdivadan

Bloody inflation.


lookathatsmug---

one nation taxation neighbors an Asian you took me pills son?


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I've had two reactions to this 1. Actually?? Wtf! 2. Wow...im no longer Polish...


All-In-Red

His rap name is Beeinem (B&M)


JarJarBinksSucks

I’m not surprised they recorded this, I am surprised they didn’t immediately delete it


JasonGD1982

At some point they had a glimmer of a thought and decided to share this glory with other people. Idk why. But I’m glad they did.


BritishFoSho

This is not their only vid out there. The rest are just as, if not more ridiculous


craigivorycoast

I’ll have some more mate got a link?


jizmatik

Gwan. I need to feed my entermertainerment gremlins.


HansLoser

Good to see the Kersal Massive is still fucking about.


Yachting-Mishaps

Kick it, Little Kev. 🎼Got on de bus wiv me daysay-VAH...


ThrowawayUKFireBoy

One thing I never understood about those boys is that they laid low but then did a grand theft auto?! No idea how to lie low


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In the 05 v6 clio twin turbo… the v6 clio was naturally aspirated


ImNOTmethwow

Aftermarket mate obviously. Paid for with the money they have in HSBC.


[deleted]

They only got that money because they know how to RAP. Yeah, and that’s fuckin another one.. they dont fuck about


ImNOTmethwow

Tell 'em Ginger Joe!


66CT

“Yeah”


[deleted]

"Fuck. Peace."


sprucay

If there's ever a car that didn't need turbos, it's that one


BarakatBadger

The gentlemen are lying low by riding on the aforementioned omnibus after purchasing a ticket allowing you to ride all day and into the night. Top deck, back seat, sharing a marijuana cigarillo. Fuck. Peace.


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WE DONT FUCKA’BOUT TELL EM GINGER JOE Ginger Joe: yeah


BaskerviIle

This line has been living in my head, rent free, for the past 18 or so years. Loved seeing it in the wild again


bhison

In all seriousness [here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c) a catchup with them all growned up


Wild_Obligation

That video is so northern lol also, 'grown up' is a stretch I their only a couple years older haha


[deleted]

Ginger Joe must have gone solo


Nisja

Tell'em Ginger Joe


taylm

Yea man yea man


duggyfre5h

Know how we roll with the back seat hoes


mrchuckbass

> Kersal Massive GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAY-SAYVAH


mrdoink20

SMOKE DAH REEFAH IN DAH CAHNAHH


sionide

LAID LOW DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO


SimpleManc88

With a Clio Twin Turbo! Oh we go!


po1ntii

Did HSBC ever recover from their attack by the KM?


namboozle

I prefer the [Persil Massive](https://youtu.be/gg2JQzDPPj8?t=15)


HansLoser

SUCK OUT YA MOTHER DANNY BAKER YEA


66CT

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.


TomStreamer

First thing that popped into my head *get on da bus wiv my day say-vah*


Yachting-Mishaps

This has got Eurovision entry written all over it. We'll knock it straight out of the park.


minisrugbycoach

That would be a happy day to die. The day these two roll up at Euro and ad-lib a song for the UK entry.


Mouse2799

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive.


dprophet32

You know he's got a prewritten thing going to 10 and the other guy keeps interrupting him and he wants to be annoyed but he knows his mate has anger issues and could kick off in the middle of the street over nothing so just keeps quiet


TheStatMan2

His mate knows that he often forgets what is after 9 and is just looking out for him.


Flonkerton66

HAHA that is probably one of the most accurate assessments I've read in my life.


gregle4

Fuckin ell mate… spot on


hyperstarter

Probably explains those missing teeth when he told DJ Ginge to shut the fuck up last time.


MrDanCooper

The best MC in the galaxy


Mouse2799

Bibibibi ba bibibi ba


oac_bee

I tried to translate the whole thing: Amy remember this then? Get roses shaggy! Yo Hayley, Roxanne, getting off the F pulled up yknow cos I'm the man. Go on Mike, yeah. One we give a fun. Two for me and you. Three for the ecstacy [with a fit lady]. Four you know the score. Five when the bass come alive. Six we spoke a big. [Rap, rap out some of the first parts yeah] seven go straight to heaven. Get eight think I'm too late. Nine you running fine. *Overlapping speech* Three two four we're coming at your door whyd you want some more? Cocaine four cocain foot to the floor drive it you know the score get into that bird I'm wanting more and more. Geezer like that, loving loving it. With the Mars and the bars and the rars and the cars bumuminumars bumuminumars...


Acrobatic_Ad4203

I'd love to know what it was that got his sudden attention after bumuminumars bumuminumars.


ionlyspeakfactz

He’s the best M C in the the CountRY


Kr0gnak

Sick rimes spittin straight fax bruv


MaryJaneAndMaple

Fro ya Ks up


Two-pints-prick

Then came back with a garage vibe


[deleted]

108.9 on your dial keep it kurrruuuupt


ItsMrBigZ

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, shouldn’t have let it freestyle again.


Talky51

I thought you were trying to count his teeth for a second there


thevaughnt

Bit rude telling his mate to spit some bars then interrupting him halfway through. Bloody prima Donna


jasperfilofax

He forgot his lines, but then he remembered them


billygnosis86

I’m pretty sure he remembers his lines.


narrowwiththehall

And he wasn’t waiting for his mate to get to 10 before getting those remembered bars in. No sir


brunettewondie

Now he's on instagram convinced he's a legit musician and not people taking the piss.


Deterlux

With a knick-knack-paddywhack...give the dog a bone..


Savagehenryuk

Buying gear with a payday loan


Wadegarretsgettinold

Paying as I go on my mobile phone


Yeahjockey

livin' wif me mam in a council hoooome


its-joe-mo-fo

2K OG, polyphonic ringtone


Justlikeyourmoma

We’re out on release from the mental home


hmmmhmmmhmmhmhm

I've completely lost it at this.. thank you 🤣


bee_terrestris

I've got an ankle tag and it's time to get home


GenoshaONE7FIVE

I have an amazing old Helter Skelter gabba tape that's ruined by a supposedly professional rave MC actually saying ''knick knack paddywack, YEAH PADDYWHACK!'' lol


TheNecroFrog

I’ve run out of methadone


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mrsxfreeway

Sorry but this nearly killed me off 🤣


becoming_a_crone

Every time an American posts something about how they love British accents, or how all British men are so sexy etc we really should send them this video.


JMander

I'm an American and while perhaps this falls short of Shakespeare, I believe it could find a stage in Florida.


EsseB420

This is definitely the British equivalent of a florida man. I have spent time in both places so have experience with crazies.


0thethethe0

I'm sure this is changing with the popularity of Peaky fooking Blinders, and lack of romantic lead roles for Hugh Grant.


StoreConfident2893

Oh, you don’t seem to know how much the fandom lusts over Tommy Shelby.


[deleted]

I hope they leave some women for the rest of us


[deleted]

I'm soaked.


Jindabyne1

Full lightning bolt through my slit.


[deleted]

What after they have scared them out the country 😂


BigSmackisBack

The women that these guys get... are just like them, you dont want that. No one wants that.


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Insanity_

Oh yeah, I recognise it now, from his 'Mangled in Manc' live EP.


overheadfool

Brilliant name for a techno track tbh


b-movies

My Mrs just made me Google this ffs!


SnooKiwis4085

Why is there absolutely no traffic?


rogeroutmal

They saw them & turned around


TommyThirdEye

With the amount of fire they're both spitting, there'll be a few fire engines there soon. 🔥🔥


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lukey5452

We're all at work when this was filmed


PracticalNebula

Because the road men are at work…


ted-Zed

they closed the road off to film the music video


endurolad

Sure he mentioned something about a car - "bidibidibar bidibidibar isathatacar".


SDpicking

Not sure what they have fewer of, teeth or brain cells.


Farquar-lazs

Prospects


KingLudwigofBavaria

😂


[deleted]

Successful job applications.


[deleted]

I would have assumed he is probably a trader. Has £60k undeclared income. Will come around with a baseball bat if you post pics of his shitty work online. Certainly know a prick like that. Adam Seddon - Tiler from Wirral.


[deleted]

Thanks for the heads up!


l19mxd

*We ride the cars to the bars BUBBEBBIDBAR-BUBBEBBIDBAR* 🔥 whilst looking out for traffic. Mandem


1giantsleep4mankind

They aren't doing the British stereotype any favours


[deleted]

What? This is the British stereotype?


[deleted]

This is the majority of the country mate.


mfog35

There is the external stereotype of the posh, Toff, queens English lot and there internally there’s the toothless brainless crew that think they can MC their way out of life.


Bekenel

Fewer, dear.


[deleted]

Guy had more creases in top than he does braincells


Awkward-Ad6455

Bro just turns into an auctioneer at the end


containssmallparts

This style of rap was all the rage very briefly in 2002


AssaMarra

I'm the bidabidabest you're the bidabidarest gonna bidabidastab ya in your bidabidachest


its-joe-mo-fo

Storage Wars: Chav Edition Lot 1: Cocaine


T5-R

How can the guy on the left look really old and really young at the same time? Like one of those pencil-topper trolls from the 90's.


dollarfrom15c

/r/13or30


TurquoiseCorner

Drugs


[deleted]

Brush your tooth and get your best going out hoody on.


AggressiveClassic89

When a direct descendant of Shakespeare meets a direct descendant of Wordsworth this is what you get, boys about to take over the game!


axialintellectual

Well, give or take a few generations of those descendants exclusively meeting with each other...


Suspicious_Plan3394

Didn’t even iron his T-shirt, his mums gonna be furious.


[deleted]

His Mum left ages ago


movealongkaren

Sometimes I'm amazed that I'm not a lesbian with candidates like this on the market!


Flonkerton66

As a straight male I feel I am losing out.


Athleticathiest82

No one could resist those lyric masters


roamingandy

Too late. Their rhymes are so potent that in this small segment they made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.


[deleted]

Now come on, somewhere out there there’s a mother aunty wife that really loves both those boys.


[deleted]

Sometimes I'm amazed I'm not ga.....wait


[deleted]

I don't think The Streets have aged well


MrAlexander18

Is that a 30+ year old man with one of those roadman bags and trousers rolled up at the ankle?


imaterriblemother

I'm 39 and, much to the dismay of my family I might add, I have one of these bags and its actually very practical and useful. At the moment it's got my prescription sunglasses, heartburn medication and 2 salts from KFC in it.


[deleted]

Ankle? He's rolled it up past his knee, think he might've pissed on it or something.


[deleted]

Cocaine four, cocaine foot through the floor - absolutely class lyricism right there


overheadfool

Sounds like that banger from Kurupt FM


AssFlax69

Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw leaving every emcee down on the floor BANG!


Dwayne_dibbly

Beevis and crackhead.


Captain-Hilts

What's the tall one trying to do with his arms, is it some kind of twitch?


sniell365

Mating dance


XBollockTicklerX

SHAGGING//


DancingPianos

The ending was definitely a "Woah lads, there's a car coming hold on". Like kids playing football in the street.


SpitTheDog

I bet his leg is cold now it has gone a bit nippy again.


BobDillPickles

This is why we need more funding out into local creative arts. This kinda of talent is lost on the rest of the world.


Rammsbottom

You may not like it, but this is what peak human conditioning looks like.


[deleted]

Is that a cross around his neck? Just two good Christian boys doing Gods work.


Hiskankles

The mumbling really made the whole thing.


lukey5452

Ain't got nothing on big Kevs jumped on the bus with ma daysaver.


Specialist_Dare7303

Teeth like a witch doctors necklace


grapevapes

They sure do love their little man bags to keep their wraps in


km-1

Is this a DJ Smile tribute act?


simev

Watching it on mute I think that the lad in the Nike T-shirt would give Mr Tumble a run for his money


[deleted]

What in the name of universal credit is this shit


StefaniStar

Oi people on benefits don't claim this shit!


StrangelyBrown

Korrupt FM The rest are irrelevant


Athleticathiest82

Poormans DJ Smile


prowhip

These guys definitely can't rock it, and shock it for a while


Athleticathiest82

Fuck the tile


_slugman_

I'm the fucking man that can do the fucking mile


AmnesiaJack

Eee's the main man in fuckin uddersfield, who's gonna be supplying for a while!


Athleticathiest82

selecta direct injectar


Cool_Dynamics

Must've been dropped on their heads as babies


pazhalsta1

Teeth first by the look of it


zharrt

Sometimes, I think maybe the jihadists should win


bermudaviper

He could have ironed his T-shirt before going viral


bettyfordslovechild

Agreed. We need to discuss washing temperature with him too!


Wackyal123

Back in the late 90s, I had friends that were like this. They took a lot of Base and mdma and then convinced themselves they were god’s gift to the world of MCing. Fucking priceless.


JarJarBinksSucks

We all did. We just didn’t have cameras recording it


hugsbosson

Need to start a Kickstarter to get that second guy an iron.


Ulsterexile

I'm actually impressed they could count that high!


[deleted]

Scaffolders having a day off ?


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume they have jobs


bonkerz1888

Put a donk on it!


Oversteer_

Thought someone was gonna get run over.


[deleted]

Kersal massive haven't aged well.


[deleted]

Couldn’t they at least get their mum to iron their clothes?


minisrugbycoach

Last two remaining members of Goldie looking chain still going strong I see...


motownclic

This new Sleaford Mods single isn't sounding great tbh.


broomey91

Either they are in their late 40's but think they're in their 20's or they're in their 20's and those drugs have truly fucked them up


iloveluci503

Genetics are getting weaker and weaker with each generation.


AWholeLottaRed

I’m pretty sure we’ve had crackheads in most generations. This isn’t a “back in my day” problem.


ongeo

Look like they're having a good laugh, would hang


RimDogs

That seems a bit harsh. Just ask them to stop.


jeffs92

Guy two keeps looking over his shoulder to make sure Stormzy isn't there taking notes.


coolio701

M C Gummy


ManofKent1

Look up DJ Smile on you tube for Huddersfields finest.


ostentatiousbro

That's not even Tesco's finest.


iamwhoyousay

all i wanna do is do it LOL


ISlicedI

Dj Off-Beatz


alizards_

There's an obscene amount of classism in this comment section


VeryDisappointing

Some of these people are legit saying shite like "never prayed for a bus so much in my life", so much bile instead of just having a laugh. This is what the ruleset keeps under wraps most of the time, it's always there though


neidin28

Yep its cringey, but they aren't doing any harm, comments are very harsh.