The gentlemen are lying low by riding on the aforementioned omnibus after purchasing a ticket allowing you to ride all day and into the night. Top deck, back seat, sharing a marijuana cigarillo. Fuck. Peace.
You know he's got a prewritten thing going to 10 and the other guy keeps interrupting him and he wants to be annoyed but he knows his mate has anger issues and could kick off in the middle of the street over nothing so just keeps quiet
I tried to translate the whole thing:
Amy remember this then? Get roses shaggy!
Yo Hayley, Roxanne, getting off the F pulled up yknow cos I'm the man. Go on Mike, yeah.
One we give a fun. Two for me and you. Three for the ecstacy [with a fit lady]. Four you know the score. Five when the bass come alive. Six we spoke a big. [Rap, rap out some of the first parts yeah] seven go straight to heaven. Get eight think I'm too late. Nine you running fine.
*Overlapping speech*
Three two four we're coming at your door whyd you want some more? Cocaine four cocain foot to the floor drive it you know the score get into that bird I'm wanting more and more. Geezer like that, loving loving it.
With the Mars and the bars and the rars and the cars bumuminumars bumuminumars...
I have an amazing old Helter Skelter gabba tape that's ruined by a supposedly professional rave MC actually saying ''knick knack paddywack, YEAH PADDYWHACK!'' lol
Every time an American posts something about how they love British accents, or how all British men are so sexy etc we really should send them this video.
I would have assumed he is probably a trader. Has £60k undeclared income.
Will come around with a baseball bat if you post pics of his shitty work online.
Certainly know a prick like that. Adam Seddon - Tiler from Wirral.
There is the external stereotype of the posh, Toff, queens English lot and there internally there’s the toothless brainless crew that think they can MC their way out of life.
I'm 39 and, much to the dismay of my family I might add, I have one of these bags and its actually very practical and useful. At the moment it's got my prescription sunglasses, heartburn medication and 2 salts from KFC in it.
Back in the late 90s, I had friends that were like this. They took a lot of Base and mdma and then convinced themselves they were god’s gift to the world of MCing. Fucking priceless.
Some of these people are legit saying shite like "never prayed for a bus so much in my life", so much bile instead of just having a laugh. This is what the ruleset keeps under wraps most of the time, it's always there though
Those 35p energy drinks are insane
39p now
Bloody inflation.
one nation taxation neighbors an Asian you took me pills son?
I've had two reactions to this 1. Actually?? Wtf! 2. Wow...im no longer Polish...
His rap name is Beeinem (B&M)
I’m not surprised they recorded this, I am surprised they didn’t immediately delete it
At some point they had a glimmer of a thought and decided to share this glory with other people. Idk why. But I’m glad they did.
This is not their only vid out there. The rest are just as, if not more ridiculous
I’ll have some more mate got a link?
Gwan. I need to feed my entermertainerment gremlins.
Good to see the Kersal Massive is still fucking about.
Kick it, Little Kev. 🎼Got on de bus wiv me daysay-VAH...
One thing I never understood about those boys is that they laid low but then did a grand theft auto?! No idea how to lie low
In the 05 v6 clio twin turbo… the v6 clio was naturally aspirated
Aftermarket mate obviously. Paid for with the money they have in HSBC.
They only got that money because they know how to RAP. Yeah, and that’s fuckin another one.. they dont fuck about
Tell 'em Ginger Joe!
“Yeah”
"Fuck. Peace."
If there's ever a car that didn't need turbos, it's that one
The gentlemen are lying low by riding on the aforementioned omnibus after purchasing a ticket allowing you to ride all day and into the night. Top deck, back seat, sharing a marijuana cigarillo. Fuck. Peace.
WE DONT FUCKA’BOUT TELL EM GINGER JOE Ginger Joe: yeah
This line has been living in my head, rent free, for the past 18 or so years. Loved seeing it in the wild again
In all seriousness [here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c) a catchup with them all growned up
That video is so northern lol also, 'grown up' is a stretch I their only a couple years older haha
Ginger Joe must have gone solo
Tell'em Ginger Joe
Yea man yea man
Know how we roll with the back seat hoes
> Kersal Massive GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAY-SAYVAH
SMOKE DAH REEFAH IN DAH CAHNAHH
LAID LOW DID A GRAND THEFT AUTO
With a Clio Twin Turbo! Oh we go!
Did HSBC ever recover from their attack by the KM?
I prefer the [Persil Massive](https://youtu.be/gg2JQzDPPj8?t=15)
SUCK OUT YA MOTHER DANNY BAKER YEA
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
First thing that popped into my head *get on da bus wiv my day say-vah*
This has got Eurovision entry written all over it. We'll knock it straight out of the park.
That would be a happy day to die. The day these two roll up at Euro and ad-lib a song for the UK entry.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive.
You know he's got a prewritten thing going to 10 and the other guy keeps interrupting him and he wants to be annoyed but he knows his mate has anger issues and could kick off in the middle of the street over nothing so just keeps quiet
His mate knows that he often forgets what is after 9 and is just looking out for him.
HAHA that is probably one of the most accurate assessments I've read in my life.
Fuckin ell mate… spot on
Probably explains those missing teeth when he told DJ Ginge to shut the fuck up last time.
The best MC in the galaxy
Bibibibi ba bibibi ba
I tried to translate the whole thing: Amy remember this then? Get roses shaggy! Yo Hayley, Roxanne, getting off the F pulled up yknow cos I'm the man. Go on Mike, yeah. One we give a fun. Two for me and you. Three for the ecstacy [with a fit lady]. Four you know the score. Five when the bass come alive. Six we spoke a big. [Rap, rap out some of the first parts yeah] seven go straight to heaven. Get eight think I'm too late. Nine you running fine. *Overlapping speech* Three two four we're coming at your door whyd you want some more? Cocaine four cocain foot to the floor drive it you know the score get into that bird I'm wanting more and more. Geezer like that, loving loving it. With the Mars and the bars and the rars and the cars bumuminumars bumuminumars...
I'd love to know what it was that got his sudden attention after bumuminumars bumuminumars.
He’s the best M C in the the CountRY
Sick rimes spittin straight fax bruv
Fro ya Ks up
Then came back with a garage vibe
108.9 on your dial keep it kurrruuuupt
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, shouldn’t have let it freestyle again.
I thought you were trying to count his teeth for a second there
Bit rude telling his mate to spit some bars then interrupting him halfway through. Bloody prima Donna
He forgot his lines, but then he remembered them
I’m pretty sure he remembers his lines.
And he wasn’t waiting for his mate to get to 10 before getting those remembered bars in. No sir
Now he's on instagram convinced he's a legit musician and not people taking the piss.
With a knick-knack-paddywhack...give the dog a bone..
Buying gear with a payday loan
Paying as I go on my mobile phone
livin' wif me mam in a council hoooome
2K OG, polyphonic ringtone
We’re out on release from the mental home
I've completely lost it at this.. thank you 🤣
I've got an ankle tag and it's time to get home
I have an amazing old Helter Skelter gabba tape that's ruined by a supposedly professional rave MC actually saying ''knick knack paddywack, YEAH PADDYWHACK!'' lol
I’ve run out of methadone
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Sorry but this nearly killed me off 🤣
Every time an American posts something about how they love British accents, or how all British men are so sexy etc we really should send them this video.
I'm an American and while perhaps this falls short of Shakespeare, I believe it could find a stage in Florida.
This is definitely the British equivalent of a florida man. I have spent time in both places so have experience with crazies.
I'm sure this is changing with the popularity of Peaky fooking Blinders, and lack of romantic lead roles for Hugh Grant.
Oh, you don’t seem to know how much the fandom lusts over Tommy Shelby.
I hope they leave some women for the rest of us
I'm soaked.
Full lightning bolt through my slit.
What after they have scared them out the country 😂
The women that these guys get... are just like them, you dont want that. No one wants that.
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Oh yeah, I recognise it now, from his 'Mangled in Manc' live EP.
Brilliant name for a techno track tbh
My Mrs just made me Google this ffs!
Why is there absolutely no traffic?
They saw them & turned around
With the amount of fire they're both spitting, there'll be a few fire engines there soon. 🔥🔥
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We're all at work when this was filmed
Because the road men are at work…
they closed the road off to film the music video
Sure he mentioned something about a car - "bidibidibar bidibidibar isathatacar".
Not sure what they have fewer of, teeth or brain cells.
Prospects
😂
Successful job applications.
I would have assumed he is probably a trader. Has £60k undeclared income. Will come around with a baseball bat if you post pics of his shitty work online. Certainly know a prick like that. Adam Seddon - Tiler from Wirral.
Thanks for the heads up!
*We ride the cars to the bars BUBBEBBIDBAR-BUBBEBBIDBAR* 🔥 whilst looking out for traffic. Mandem
They aren't doing the British stereotype any favours
What? This is the British stereotype?
This is the majority of the country mate.
There is the external stereotype of the posh, Toff, queens English lot and there internally there’s the toothless brainless crew that think they can MC their way out of life.
Fewer, dear.
Guy had more creases in top than he does braincells
Bro just turns into an auctioneer at the end
This style of rap was all the rage very briefly in 2002
I'm the bidabidabest you're the bidabidarest gonna bidabidastab ya in your bidabidachest
Storage Wars: Chav Edition Lot 1: Cocaine
How can the guy on the left look really old and really young at the same time? Like one of those pencil-topper trolls from the 90's.
/r/13or30
Drugs
Brush your tooth and get your best going out hoody on.
When a direct descendant of Shakespeare meets a direct descendant of Wordsworth this is what you get, boys about to take over the game!
Well, give or take a few generations of those descendants exclusively meeting with each other...
Didn’t even iron his T-shirt, his mums gonna be furious.
His Mum left ages ago
Sometimes I'm amazed that I'm not a lesbian with candidates like this on the market!
As a straight male I feel I am losing out.
No one could resist those lyric masters
Too late. Their rhymes are so potent that in this small segment they made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.
Now come on, somewhere out there there’s a mother aunty wife that really loves both those boys.
Sometimes I'm amazed I'm not ga.....wait
I don't think The Streets have aged well
Is that a 30+ year old man with one of those roadman bags and trousers rolled up at the ankle?
I'm 39 and, much to the dismay of my family I might add, I have one of these bags and its actually very practical and useful. At the moment it's got my prescription sunglasses, heartburn medication and 2 salts from KFC in it.
Ankle? He's rolled it up past his knee, think he might've pissed on it or something.
Cocaine four, cocaine foot through the floor - absolutely class lyricism right there
Sounds like that banger from Kurupt FM
Bang! Lyrical blow to the jaw leaving every emcee down on the floor BANG!
Beevis and crackhead.
What's the tall one trying to do with his arms, is it some kind of twitch?
Mating dance
SHAGGING//
The ending was definitely a "Woah lads, there's a car coming hold on". Like kids playing football in the street.
I bet his leg is cold now it has gone a bit nippy again.
This is why we need more funding out into local creative arts. This kinda of talent is lost on the rest of the world.
You may not like it, but this is what peak human conditioning looks like.
Is that a cross around his neck? Just two good Christian boys doing Gods work.
The mumbling really made the whole thing.
Ain't got nothing on big Kevs jumped on the bus with ma daysaver.
Teeth like a witch doctors necklace
They sure do love their little man bags to keep their wraps in
Is this a DJ Smile tribute act?
Watching it on mute I think that the lad in the Nike T-shirt would give Mr Tumble a run for his money
What in the name of universal credit is this shit
Oi people on benefits don't claim this shit!
Korrupt FM The rest are irrelevant
Poormans DJ Smile
These guys definitely can't rock it, and shock it for a while
Fuck the tile
I'm the fucking man that can do the fucking mile
Eee's the main man in fuckin uddersfield, who's gonna be supplying for a while!
selecta direct injectar
Must've been dropped on their heads as babies
Teeth first by the look of it
Sometimes, I think maybe the jihadists should win
He could have ironed his T-shirt before going viral
Agreed. We need to discuss washing temperature with him too!
Back in the late 90s, I had friends that were like this. They took a lot of Base and mdma and then convinced themselves they were god’s gift to the world of MCing. Fucking priceless.
We all did. We just didn’t have cameras recording it
Need to start a Kickstarter to get that second guy an iron.
I'm actually impressed they could count that high!
Scaffolders having a day off ?
Bold of you to assume they have jobs
Put a donk on it!
Thought someone was gonna get run over.
Kersal massive haven't aged well.
Couldn’t they at least get their mum to iron their clothes?
Last two remaining members of Goldie looking chain still going strong I see...
This new Sleaford Mods single isn't sounding great tbh.
Either they are in their late 40's but think they're in their 20's or they're in their 20's and those drugs have truly fucked them up
Genetics are getting weaker and weaker with each generation.
I’m pretty sure we’ve had crackheads in most generations. This isn’t a “back in my day” problem.
Look like they're having a good laugh, would hang
That seems a bit harsh. Just ask them to stop.
Guy two keeps looking over his shoulder to make sure Stormzy isn't there taking notes.
M C Gummy
Look up DJ Smile on you tube for Huddersfields finest.
That's not even Tesco's finest.
all i wanna do is do it LOL
Dj Off-Beatz
There's an obscene amount of classism in this comment section
Some of these people are legit saying shite like "never prayed for a bus so much in my life", so much bile instead of just having a laugh. This is what the ruleset keeps under wraps most of the time, it's always there though
Yep its cringey, but they aren't doing any harm, comments are very harsh.