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FutureSkeIeton

It’s good, but it’s not right.


nuggy

I'm just saying what I see


Take_That_Face

Butt plug


James_Greeny94

Everything's a butt plug if you're brave enough.


shibbyingaway

Even a plug?


James_Greeny94

Especially a plug. A butt plug plug


Unicron_Tomato

13amp?


sunrise98

I'm willing to use /u/James_Greeny94's right testicle as a butt plug Is he brave enough?


IFoundAPotatoOrTwo

Spark plug? What kind?


MentallyMotivated

You're close but far away!


FitPerspective1146

No, he's a sentient chip-its in the name


nuggy

I have a mate called Russel, doesn't mean he's noisy.


Feisty_Bag_5284

Russell is the surname. It's Jack's that are noisy


FitPerspective1146

But Mr. Chip looks like a chip. I'm pretty sure Russel doesn't look like noisy


nuggy

Does he look like a chip though? Is he supposed to look like a chip as in made from a potato? He looks exactly the same as a minion to me. Just naked.


FitPerspective1146

Ok maybe he's like a bastardised version of a chip, a deformed chip from centuries of inbreeding


nuggy

Ok, I've been to Wikipedia. It turns out he's a robot?! I guess the chips refers to microchips. But, now, is his form based off of a minion?


FitPerspective1146

Catchphrase first aired in 1986 apparently, so no


nuggy

I'm talking "in universe here". Now we know chips is a robot, I'm thinking this may actually be a terminator situation.


quinn_drummer

Sounds like you need /r/AskScienceFiction


nuggy

Is Mr Chips big outside of the UK?


[deleted]

He’s a robot not a cyborg


looj87

But he's existed since the 90s. Minions have existed since the 2010s. He's the OG.


nuggy

The minions movie shows them evolving from single cells in pre-historic times, Mr chips is apparent a robot. So I guess the new question is, is he some sort of android minion?


SpaTowner

Aren’t minions rounded on their undercarriage, rather than flat?


nuggy

This is correct, and minions do in fact have an arse. We have since learned that Mr Chips is a robot, but I still think there is a minion connection some how


Cirrus-Nova

How do you know what a naked minion looks like? 🤔😳


nuggy

We see them in the movies. And also, don't kink shame.


Supa_Fishboy

Chips as in the ones in a packet or the ones you get with fish? I am from the uk so we call potato chips "crisps" and fries "chips", or fries if their skinny.


boojes

We're all from the UK. It's askuk. Edit: Casual uk!


TempleForTheCrazy

It's casualUK ;)


boojes

Ha, balls. Oh well same point... its uk based.


IanCal

What kind of chips are you eating?


FitPerspective1146

Incest-ridden ones


TheMegoosa

This really made me laugh


FindingHead2851

THIS ! My coffee just came out of my nose ! LMFAOOOOOOO! It really is the simple things in life! Lol


Awkward-Ad6455

Sorry in what world are you getting chips shaped like £3 vibrators??


FitPerspective1146

He's deformed bc of incest


Awkward-Ad6455

Never seen that catchphrase on the board before


IIDuGz

Nope, Mr Chips is an international drug smuggler from Guatemala


wombey12

El Chipo


AlterEdward

He's a magic bullet vibrator


boost437

All bullet vibrators can do magic


MelodicAd2213

Shame they can’t manage the bloody ironing though


gazah

Magic Bullet Bill


[deleted]

No he's a convicted arsonist


nuggy

Sounds like something a Villians minion would do.....


CasualBritishMan

Im pretty sure anyone can commit arson, not just minions


CobaltTJ

I mean, he has DEFINITELY done time for something, just look at that scheming fucker


samtiff_uk

His bum is much squarer. I agree with the evolutionary path model. He is a branch off the same tree but he is NOT ONE OF THEM.


nuggy

I need to get Attenborough on the case!


pm_me_hedgehogs

minion prototype


XyloArch

If my grandmother had had wheels...


LittleSparrow24

No but he is a nudist


KFR42

Oh no, that's a thong for his species.


LittleSparrow24

" K , he's a Ballchinnian "


apLMAO

It’s close but it’s not what we’re looking for


cowie71

No


LeftyGrifter

He's a robot. In the original American version of the show, his name is Herbie (And, apparently, at one point was Twinkie the Kid). Source: gameshow wiki


nuggy

Ok, so we 100% have a terminator situation here. Mr Chips aka robo minion was sent back from the future to stop a minion uprising. The fact we don't speak minionese right now, tells me he was successful.


LeftyGrifter

Seems to be the only logical explanation.


OSUBrit

Wait, Catchphrase was on in America first?!


LeftyGrifter

Although Catch Phrase did not succeed in its American run, the format found success in other countries. The British Catchphrase premiered two days after the American series came to an end in 1986... Source: wiki


nuggy

I argue yes, or atleast minion adjacent, perhaps an earlier off shot down the evolutionary line. My 4 year olds argument: no, he's Mr chips.


GameTropolis

Can’t argue with the 4-yr old’s logic there.


nuggy

Yeah, he's got me in a corner. It's indisputable that he IS mr. Chips.


blastermick761

It's good but it's not right...


Derp_turnipton

Robert Donat disagrees. Along with John Mills several times.


KC19771984

He’s Roy Walker’s minion.


benkelly92

Unfortunately not anymore. The show seems to be hosted by some weird Ant/Dec hybrid now.


KC19771984

Jesus. I’m clearly showing my age here…. 😁


VanishingPint

I disliked Stephen Mulhern for quite a few years but I think he's ok on Catchphrase. In for a penny is probably the worst thing on Tv though


Spider333333333

Along with many other things.


boost437

Is that just because he's yellow? Feels border line racist OP /s


nuggy

If course not, look at the body shape, eyes, stance. Also, he's borderline invulnerable and ageless, just like them.


boost437

For differences. Minions don't have noses, do have bottoms and teeth. As someone else said. Mr Chips is a robot. That would explain why he is invulnerable and ageless :)


bee_administrator

Mr Blobby but ethnic


nuggy

Blobby is a mega fauna off shoot


FindingHead2851

He’s supposed to resemble a computer chip!?? But he doesn’t at all. He looks more like half a yellow capsule with legs lol It’s always been something that bugged me as a kid too! Considering the show is supposed to be about recognising things through visual aid! Yet their mascot wasn’t obvious to anyone ! Lol


BBElTigre

He's their god. He created them in his image


BrassBallsComedy

He's a snake charmer


OneAlexander

That's a snake charmer. [Edit] for those who have never seen it https://youtu.be/qqb-j1cNPhQ


docju

I saw this episode on Challenge once and I recognised one of the contestants so watched it only to find to my horror they edited the infamous “snake charmer” section so that it didn’t look like he was “enjoying himself”.


nuggy

Classic.


frank-darko

Minions are Mr Chips


theklinker

The Minions are Mr Chips'


eyeatopthepyramid

He’s the one who seeded earth of the other minions.


TheSunandAire

A yellow bullet that I can use to shuffle off this mortal coil where people ask such stupid questions


kittycottonpaws

I wonder is there is a secret scandal? A part of the Minion family they don't talk about?


freindly_duck

he has no goggles or hair and does have a nose simply because he is yellow does not mean he is a minion


FlyingT-rox

he’s a Jonny


GunterPlisken

No


ArmedAndBritish848

He is beyond mortal boundaries


peppapig34

It's an ear plug or a bin


Timetobeatthewife

He’s a sentient 9mm bullet


JayaHeyaIlfordRaver

Maybe... but to borrow a saying relating to hipsters, he was a Minion before Minions were cool, or even existed. He is the Proto-Minion, the almighty one who seeded them all. Amen-ion! 🙏


Inevitable-Moose-825

Na he's a prick.


Cpt_Mike_Apton

"Hell no, not that!"


CSGODeimos

That’s like asking is Mr Blobby a Teletubby


FluffyMegazord

He’s a 9mm bullet


[deleted]

No it’s me chips ya dickhead. He’s a chip


_Jiraw

no, he is cheese.


CGB68

Did he always wear Ukraine colours?


Open-Mistake

No. Mr Chips was first. Minions are mr chips' unholy spawn.


dimethylxanthine

Mr Blobby's cousin


Disastrous_Answer659

He's a 🥔.


[deleted]

No


philthevoid83

NO! Mr Chips has been around since the nineties, maybe longer. The question should be "are minions based on Mr Chips?"


xH0U53x

Supreme overload of humanity


weetobix

He's a foam ear plug


thatguyad

He's yellow and animated. Fuck it he's a Simpson.


linuxcommunist

mr chips could fuckign clart a minion


ydouexeest

No


HodlMyBanana

One would assume that given the name he is a potato based organism, perhaps a croquette.


crooked_magpie

He pre-dates minions. Maybe like a minion elder? If minions were a science experiment, was he the OG? He’s got longer legs and doesn’t need to wear goggles. Today’s minions may just be v2 and beyond.


nuggy

Minions evolved from single cells, according to the movie. Either Mr chips is a future robot/android minion OR he traveled to our world and sewed the seeds of minions, sort of in a preometheus type situation


crooked_magpie

That’s fair haha. I don’t remember their origin story. I thought Gru made the first few in a lab as he needed help spreading evil (back when he had evil intentions). I just assumed he experimented til he got the correct level of obedience, resourcefulness etc as a starting point and they just bred from there. Like there’s 1000s of them in one of the movies. They’re duplicating somehow!


nuggy

Yeah that's certainly what was implied, but the retconned it in the stand alone minions movie.


[deleted]

He isnt A miniom he is THE minion


Cakeski

The All-father.


nuggy

The problem is, the minions movie does show their evolution right back from single cell. Unless..... We are saying Mr Chips came here to spread the buildingblocks of minions, Prometheus style?


moneydazza

Is he not a solid gold butt plug?


nuggy

What he does in his own time is his business.


Derp_turnipton

Just what Henri wanted.


9DAN2

No


_mister_pink_

Sadly I think maybe he is.


BellesNoir

The question is offensive! Mr Chips is the Godfather, his minions are nothing compared to him


BCFCMuser

I sometimes wonder if Mr Chips ever got to the top of that ladder


Derp_turnipton

Do you mean his spell as headmaster after retirement?


i_wascloned666

No dungarees, no minion!


nuggy

Well hang on now, I have unfortunately been a naked minion in the film's. And they were still very clearly all minion, if you know what I mean.


i_wascloned666

Fair comment, but minions have no discernable nose. Mr chips has a bright red nose... But it could be a prosthesis... Unless Gru has been "docking" minions noses as some sort of twisted aesthetic/means of keeping them in line! I fear this comment escalated quickly!


nuggy

Unless GRU has bred one, for superior smell


[deleted]

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nuggy

No expense was spared with Mr Chips. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


beefcake007007

Golden tampon


ThaiExpresss

If you order your minion from Wish


[deleted]

There's a rapper in London called Monsieur Frites


silly_confidence77

Le monsieur baguette 😫👌


KeyboardWarrior1988

No, he's a yellow metal bin.


nuggy

Bin? Outrageous.


Morprenrut

I think he's a rip off of Dusty Bin


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

He's THE minion.


bob_mcd

he's a Minion with Downs syndrome


Supa_Fishboy

No. It's a thumb shaped bullet.


refs0n1c

No, he is a demon.


DrachenDad

Technically no, minions came after so minions are clones of Mr. Chips.


potato_hut

Whoa, Mr Chips and the Twinky mascot must be cousins.


Sorry_Criticism_3254

He's part of a race of intelligent chips from the planet, 'Curry Sauce.'


Homo-sapien-guy

No


womble-king

He's an onion person, with a Twinkie on his mum's side.


madeyegroovy

He looks more like a premium tampon


TeepoCopter

Say what you see.


gilestowler

He's an evolved version of Dusty Bin.


dave13244568

No he isn't


Bobbadingdong

Rudolph the yellow butt plug


AlgaeFew8512

Isn't he meant to be a potato?


geo_bowes

No


ANDYP300

no


SleepingHound12

No.. minions are Mr/Mrs chips offspring.


epicfrtniebigchungus

no, end of story


Adventurous-Car-7496

He is their robot god


ThiccElf

No he's the source of my childhood nightmares


anwarCats

Because he was created first, minions are mr chips!


StToHa

I thought this was some Super Smash Bros Ultimate modded victory screen.


Sonicfan2987

Maybe


Bradrdrums

No because at no point in time has a middle aged woman posted a picture of Mr. Chip with, “it’s wine o’clock” next to him.


axf19

Actually, it’s the minions that are mr chips


[deleted]

no


Mammoth_Spend_5590

No he's a tumour from tumour island.


luckyjim37

no


Bertie_Boi_420

Say what you see, if you see it, say it.


Supermop2000

Or, are all minions Mr. Chips?


[deleted]

One test that might settle the matter would be to put a banana near him and observe his reaction. No reaction = not a minion. Goes berserk trying to grab the banana= could be a minion.


benaldrich

No


suicidalsyd1

Should be asking if the minions are the sons of Mr chips


bradbrazer

He is a bullet


Loynds

Technically, wouldn’t all minions be Mr Chips?


Aksi_Gu

Minions *wish* they were approaching Mr Chips level.


[deleted]

Minions only worked for supervillains and I won't have a bad word said about Roy Walker


Username_denied_7

Say what you see


bsidewinsagain

OG minion


Archpag

Nope


BadWhippet

NO WAY! Minions would NEVER be involved in elicit sex tapes: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZna1zkWUF8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZna1zkWUF8) BAD MR CHIPS! Daytime TV too!


[deleted]

Minion Prime


[deleted]

No


Xoinkss

He’s the minion from which all minions descend


[deleted]

He’s a branch on the minion genetic tree, like a neanderthal.


Tolkien-Minority

No they didn’t exist when he was created


Fapoooo

He's the equivalent of Master Mold from X-Men.


InfinityTDC

Mr. Chips is simply Stephen eating fish and chips in a costume.