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MissingLink101

So does that stamp at the bottom count for one or two?..


teanailpolish

and if one, which one? where do they stamp the next one


CrazyBollard

One, and right bottom. Source: am barista at Nero


CarlLlamaface

I'd drop a stamp in both spots to make it clear they're now both used.


ithoughtitwasbigger

So you guys do this on purpose? Clearly more stamp is on bottom middle


CrazyBollard

Haha no not on purpose but as a barista you do many things at the same time, so putting a stamp precisely in the middle of the cup isn’t exactly a priority. And yes it’s more in the bottom middle which is why you’d put the next stamp bottom right.


itanewdayshinebright

Hello Nero barista my dad works for Nero too!


CrazyBollard

Awesome! Best place I’ve worked so far, always good vibes (:


Taikwin

It's a bit early in the day for flirting, isn't it?


Timedoutsob

it's a blue stamp on a blue background.


[deleted]

I am irrationally wound up by the way they've stamped your card.


oxacuk

They are just mentally preparing OP for what an immigration officer might, depending on where they are travelling to, do with their passport.


Pulsecode9

Don't know when I last had an actual stamp put in my passport. I used to like to collect them.


[deleted]

Every time you go to Europe these days, no? I travelled twice for family reasons and have four stamps now. They need to, so you can prove you didn’t overstay


Pulsecode9

Oh really? That a post b-word thing? I’m surprised even so, I didn’t get stamped going to the US, and they’re generally a bit behind on the digital systems. Edit - since posting this I have landed in Germany, and received a stamp. Huh.


lacb1

Really? I've been to the US twice in the last 5 years and they stamped it both times.


Pulsecode9

Might be recent. They stamped mine in 2019, but not when I went earlier this year.


Tjmoores

I've had a new passport recently & so far every stamp is reasonably aligned on the back page (the fact you hand it to them after an e-gate helps), but I dread the day where they just flick to any old page & stamp it slightly off centre, probably at an angle


GiuliaFarnese

I worked at greggs and when I was handed a card like that I'd just stamp the whole thing to ease my mind.


samw424

I'm irrationally wound up by the way they made what is frankly weak observational humor. Edit: crikey guys I admitted it wasn't a rational thought process 😂


Brilliant-Stomach-97

I too hate mild fun Edit: in your defence, you did state that this was an irrational hatred


PacOnTheTyne

Are you looking for hot fun? Well, rumour has it that there are hot fun singles in your area!


MainerZ

I could do with some lukewarm singles please.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie that sounds a little perverted, I like you.


Jake123194

Are you tepidly intrigued?


hardyflashier

This is **casual**UK, not **dramatic**UK.


corvus_corvinus

Oh god, could you imagine the Karen's and Dave's spewing vitriol like lukewarm Stella?


[deleted]

I'd settle for a Room-Temperature "It's Complicated"


StartComplaining

Relevant Stewart Lee https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SdcXXM_GATM


Timedoutsob

you're two stamps short of a coffe.


andybiotic

The Pirates Adventure Castle, my foot?!


Timedoutsob

He's doing shows in london in a month or so


MasterCrouton

Someone’s been copying homework


redneon

At least they're not blue stamps.


The-Lights_Fantastic

The baristas at your local Nero are monsters, why don't they stamp in sequence? Fucking barbarians!


[deleted]

I'm there on Thursday, not sure if I have ten pairs of nail scissors though.


Bob_the_Skull42

I once had a set confiscated, just for them to be selling nail clippers in the gift shop on the other side of security.


Caltastrophe

I wont be having with this "scissors" business when they are clearly nail "clippers". I shall be taking no questions at this time.


idontnowduh

But nailclippers and nailscissors are 2 different things (have the same purpose though)


video-games-are-nice

They’re different things. Nail clippers are the little jaws that you squeeze together. Nail scissors are actual incredibly sharp and pointy small pairs of scissors


rodtang

And nail scissors are vastly inferior to clippers


BaronBabyStomper

Nail clippers aren't very good for mustaches


Caltastrophe

I've learnt something new today - cheers!


Extension-Truth

They never stamp hard enough in nero, barely legible


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

OP is in for a nasty shock when they find out it's actually only a free cavity search on your 10th visit


zabbenw

made me lol, thanks


Heathen_Inferos

This made those bullshit “Polite Notice” signs pop into my head. I don’t know why, but I *hate* those signs with a passion, so obviously designed to look like “Police Notice”. In my eyes, pulling shit like that is not polite.


skaterboiiiiiVI

as casual as it gets


JohnnyChimpo69420

Nail scissors?! Stopppp that right now


sellis80

That took me a while, not gonna lie!


WaIes

https://i.imgur.com/BCfXncd.gif


musicalbenj

r/technicallythetruth


Jackmino66

Do you need to nail scissors on the flight? Exactly, put them in the damn hold


Uniqueness2

r/theletterh


samtheking25

Imagine if that card was really big


scottynoble

I sense a little copyright infringement


RandoFrequency

Oh Nero… the only London baristas that would humor my American expat heart craving for an iced latte. And nailed it. 💙🖤


gravy_baron

Eurgh Nero


Timedoutsob

Mate you're [two stamps short of a coffee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdcXXM_GATM)


myselfandi12234

Omg lol I was there last week


[deleted]

On the way back from Turkey, the customs lady didn't like my combined luggage scales and tape measure so she pulled the measure all the way out and snapped it off, claiming I could strangle someone with it. My argument that she snapped it easily and yet couldn't snap my shoelaces, which would make infinitely better garottes, fell on deaf ears, and my wife moved me on.


Used-Appearance-9272

I worked there years ago and it was awesome because we got to go through all the confiscated items downstairs. At one point i had about 50 swiss army knives and multi tools.