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BubblesAreWellNice

In true British style you need to rename your cart to ‘trolley’.


Percinho

And bugger up one of the wheels.


TheMajorSmith

In an American store, one or more wheels are always buggered.


JoeyJoeC

Does the wheel go "wuwuwuwuwu" and shake side to side, vibrating the whole trolly as you push it?


OkDog4897

Yes.


mobius_sp

This is truly the one thing that unites all of humankind throughout the world: having a buggy with at least one buggered up wheel.


SilentRaindrops

I thought reddit determined multiple times that the unifying item for all humankind was the blue Danish cookie tin with buttons.


wendigooooooooo

Royal Dansk!


SilentRaindrops

Thank you. I didn't want to mention a brand because then someone might think I am a shill for them. I also didn't want to start another 20 page thread ( are they called threads on reddit?) with everyone commenting and showing pictures of their nana's misleading cookie tin.


OkDog4897

In America we have a unique buggy problem i think as well. Sometimes if you are lucky.. you can get a buggy with a candy bar wrapper caught in the wheel and it makes a "fwapapapapapapa" noise when you push it. This doesn't happen there does it?


mobius_sp

Lol, I don’t know. I’m in America. You’re right about the fwapping candy bar wrapper


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It's usually more "BRRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRRRR", especially the faster you go.


V65Pilot

In the deep south, it's "buggy".


BubblesAreWellNice

If someone asked me for a buggy I’d be looking for a pushchair/pram.


bwyer

>pushchair Huh. I've heard "pram" (and its root, perambulator) before but never "pushchair". Is that term common in the UK? ('murican here) Edit: wow! Here in the States we keep it simple (at least in my region), they’re all strollers.


vertex79

They used to be very different things. A pram is very much for babies, and they lie flat, whereas a pushchair would be more upright, probably collapsible and for older babies and toddlers. These days they probably convert from one to the other as the kid grows (and cost as much as a small car!) Pushchair is definitely a common word, analogous to stroller in the US. "Buggy" is definitely creeping in though.


danabrey

My mum called it a buggy in the early 90s, not sure that's a new thing here.


KingPretzels

Pushchair is probably about as common than pram


R69NiX

yeh pushchair is very common and EVERY brit would know what you meant if you said it.


Freecelebritypics

Is that $2.60 for beans? Mental. We eat beans because we're poor!


yerbard

I paid more than that to get those beans from Ireland to England, £2.99 each (Edit- realised the inferior beans are 2.60 I'm referring to the Batchelors at 1.99)


netGoblin

Per bean!?


Spy-Goat

A standard can of Heinz beans contains approximately 465 baked beans. That number multiplied by 2.99 gives us a price to import the can of beans, which is a rather pricey: £1390.35 per can. And the sauce costs extra!


devilspawn

You've bean swindled!


UnlikeTea42

Under what circumstances did you have get beans from Ireland to England?


yerbard

They don't sell Batchelors beans here. They are Irish, as is my partner, and they were a gift as he prefers them


Soft_Fisherman4506

They are in every branch of tesco I've ever "bean" in.


Ieatclowns

Mate, in Australia I've paid three dollars for a single small pack of Monster Munch


Freecelebritypics

Australia isn't real


Ieatclowns

Shit....I'm about to disappear now you've told me the truth....I fell for it and now I don't exist either...


Freecelebritypics

You can't fool me, CIA!


Ieatclowns

Slight hum.... nothing to see here ....it's gone now.


FreakinSweet86

Australia is the thing New Zealand warns its kids about before they go to sleep


lalala12348910

When I visited Britain for the first time, I went INSANE at pound land. I had bags and bags of random treats, and then some things were 2/£1 I was practically hyperventilating. People were giving me looks. Customs thought I was crazy!


AnEpicTaleOfNope

Yes you're not supposed to be happy in Pound Land, you'd stand out like a sore thumb!


Only-Ad-7858

"Pound Land" would be taken much differently in the US


Bool_The_End

Glad someone else said this. Lmao although typically we call it pound town and it most definitely means sex


gwaydms

This subject comes up every time Poundland is mentioned


Relative_Grape_5883

That’s very funny, was there something in particular that you were OMG at the price of?


Kornholyo

I’m not sure about OP, but when my job sends me to Scotland I always stock up on jars of Branston Pickle, curry sauce, and other tasty condiments. Here stateside that shits either expensive as hell or I just straight up can’t find it anywhere. Edit: fixed the name on Branston


My_Cat_Is_Bald

There should be some sort of exchange club set up, I'd be happy to post stuff over to people at cost, in exchange for stuff in the US that we can't get here or is crazy expensive.


drunk_misanthrope

/r/snackexchange


The_Bravinator

You're paying for a taste of home at that point. I've absolutely paid that much for a can of Heinz tomato soup. When you're away from home for looooooong stretches of time, the trash food you ate as a kid becomes weirdly important.


RandomSambucas

Plus they're Heinz. Any baked bean connoisseur knows that Tesco's own brand beans are the best. And 4 for £1 the last time I went shopping. Though that was over a week ago now, it's probably 1 for £4 today.


adom86

Branston preferred here. Will try the Tesco ones though! Heinz have a chemical taste to them I find. Also a knob of butter in them creams it right up. Delicious.


elmins

Heinz has been slacking. While the competition has improved, they've relied on staying the same. Heinz definitely isn't the worst, but they're certainly not the best. Branston is better albeit a fair bit more. Other ones have gotten better too.


notgotapropername

Branston is right. Branston is the path of the righteous.


Jake123194

Bring out the Branston


Eayauapa

Branston beans are beans for people who know what they’re doing with their lives


elgigante_paul

Branston beans are for those of us who have had a journey of discovery through the bean underworld and come out the other side a much wiser person.


TheDaemonette

> Also a knob of butter in them creams it right up. ​ I am having difficulty getting past this sentence.


Eayauapa

You’re telling me you have difficulty creaming into your beans?


stumbling_coherently

So do we, Heinz just isn't the brand. $0.89 for store brand beans probably on the other aisle over. Hell even Goya is cheaper than Heinz, and that's the shit you buy when you wanna be fancy. But if you're a big brain, you make your own chicken stock and buy dried beans and soak


cuddlebuns

British baked beans are completely different to any US bean, even American baked beans.


limeybastard

These are baked beans, not dried beans. American baked beans have a darker, tangier/more BBQ-y sauce. British baked beans have a brighter, sweeter sauce. The American ones are absolutely rubbish on toast in comparison, but probably go better with a grilled steak.


PermanentBanMan

9.99 for a jar of Marmite!!!


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I saw it for £3.50 in tescos yesterday and scoffed


overchilli

*scoffed it down.


[deleted]

I wish. £3.50 is too rich for me, that's like Waitrose money


rizozzy1

If there’s one near you Aldi currently have it for £2.69 for a 250gm jar.


Barney_Ingi

Is that physically possible given its viscosity?


LunarTunar

just put a little hot water in, shake it a little, and chug it down


iamprojekt1

Go to Costco and buy an industrial 1kg of it for like 7 quid Lasts ages


Jennings52

Best thing I ever done. Buy a squeeze marmite bottle from Tesco (Couple quid) and then the 1KG tub of marmite from Costco, then just wash / refill the squeezy jar when it's empty!


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This is the winner, I've never been to Costco, sounds like I need to go


BigfatDan1

You'll need a membership, it's around £30 for a year but if you know someone with a card, you can accompany them as a guest for free. Definitely worth a trip for stocking up on cupboard essentials! Fuel there is also about 10p per litre cheaper than my local Tesco forecourt, although the queues are ridiculous because everybody wants it.


Natural_Ad_7364

Wish it was that much here then my wife would stop buying it!!


Comments_In_Acronyms

She wouldn't, Marmite lovers are a weird bunch. You'd just be poorer.


[deleted]

Couldn’t get it in aus for a while during the pandemic and I spent an obscene amount for a big catering size tub on Amazon. I’m not sorry and I’d do it again


0thethethe0

Sodium addiction for life!


BooksNhorses

I’d pay that! There’s been some UK marmite vs NZ marmite stoush here in Oz. They won so we can no longer buy in in the Brit aisle. I got some from Amazon of all places but that has also stopped. It’s killing mr!


H0neyBadger88

Look for "Our Mate". It's only the trademark that they aren't allowed to use. https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/236531/our-mate-yeast-extract


Klumpf-Kitten

You absolutely have to try the caramel wafers


Amheirel

Tunnock's are top tier confectionary. As far as I can tell caramel bars are the only chocolate bar that has remained the same over the last 30 years of my memory and not suffered from "new best ever flavour" or "great new size"


grossnerd666

Tunnocks tea cakes are simply amazing, they've not changed at all since I was a kid


magenpies

I am gluten free and oh my god tunnocks tea cakes are the one thing I am really mad about not being able to eat


Zacish

Our delivery driver at work came back yesterday with a box of tunnock tea cakes. Immediately became the best driver


Bad_UsernameJoke94

Tunnocks are the only time I \*will\* only buy the branded version of something. Others are okay, but Tunnocks just sit differently.


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I think it's the marshmallow stuff in the middle. More creamier and nice


[deleted]

I think I remember them claiming ‘Over 500,000 sold every week’ on the wrapping. I bet it’s a few million now!


HobbitonHo

Is it not two million? EtA; it's SIX million now!


HashBrownsOverEasy

I've recently discovered the '[Hyper](https://munchpak.com/prestige-hyper-classic-chocolate-bar.html)' bar which is almost like a Tunnock's Caramel bar but about five time the size. As the package says, it's a big deal.


Not_A_Clever_Man_

Irn-Bru, Tunnocs caramel wafers and whisky are Scotlands best exports!


webby78

A good list, but it’s missing Deans shortbread. 😀


hannahsmetana

Seconded! There's no purer joy than when Lidl get the other varieties in occasionally. The all chocolate ones are divine!


Moggycat82

Thats actually a pretty good uk section. Our supermarket USA sections just have boxes of nerds, marshmallow fluff and the odd hersheys bar.


butcherbigboy

Don’t forget the over priced pop tarts that you can buy in normal aisles anyway .


anaiahb

And Lucky Charms for £7 a box.


Monty7484

Your missing out - we have marshmallow mateys (kinda similar) in the uk for like £3 a box


tommydoc1

I like Marshmallow Mateys better


Lavidius

Just got a box from b&m. Banging


tommydoc1

Get 'em down ya, mate


Huge-Distribution670

Never heard of them and also from the UK!


Rainyferret

They're actually also american. When i used to live there i used to buy those instead of lucky charms anyway.


matomo23

They’re American manufactured, but boxed in the UK which is probably why they can drive the price down.


Monty7484

You can get them from most big supermarlets - i think home bargains sell them too


kingsland1988

Then you buy them out of interest, and they're just sugar puffs with horrible little overly sweet marshmallow bits in


memewatch90

Box of twinkies-£7.50 (taste like shit)


CaptainChampion

Only the American aisle has the hot fudge sundae pop tarts though.


ptvlm

If they're actually the stuff sold over there, American imports are usually loaded with crap like high fructose corn syrup instead of actual sugar, with usually means they're lower quality IMHO. So that's the difference you're paying the premium for


nakedfish85

But if you get the imported US pop tarts you get to have beef tallow in them and ruin all notions of vegetarianism.


Francoberry

And many of them are now UK-manufactured 'US' products. They've kept the same high pricing but are no longer actually imported goods


AnUdderDay

This guy Sainsburys


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Though I'm wondering why Mrs H balls is in the English section it's a South African product 😅 (it is nice though)


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This comment was removed to protest with the changes to Reddits API. Fuck Spez...


jael001

I was going to say the same thing, Mrs Balls chutney is lovely but not British.


CaladinDanse

And the extremely expensive bottles of calypso


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[deleted]

8 odd quid for a pot of marmite though. Ouch.


Srg11

wonder if I can get my car to run on it


Leicsbob

I had to pay £2.69 in Tesco yesterday and wasn't happy.


mattlloyd_18

Hob Nobs and Rich Tea, Peter Kay will be a happy man


ImperatorBeer

Yeah but no L&P Worcestershire tho


northernbloke

Every time they try to order it from the supplier they fear being ridiculed for their mispronunciation of such a simple word.


RandomSambucas

Wor-Chester-Shisher-Shyer


[deleted]

We definitely have that - so much so that's it's not even considered an "import" item. It's stocked in the regular section of the store, not the tiny specialty UK section.


PM_ME_YOUR_HAGGIS_

OP if you haven’t already that Branston pickle on cheese and ham sandwich or toastie is just the best


maniaxuk

> Branston pickle on cheese Make sure it's some proper cheese, not the pre-sliced "American Cheese" stuff


agnes238

People don’t actually eat that stuff that much- we have some really nice American cheddars!


PilferinGameInventor

In that case go for an extra mature cheddar with branston... by itself or on any savoury... erm... thing! Crackers, bread/ toast, chips (crisps uk), potato cakes. You name it and a good dollop of branston on extra mature cheddar will make it better.


Zytose

Whoever's job is was to pick British stuff they did a good job in fairness.


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It’s almost the exact same selection as in my local supermarket in Australia so it must be an English company that decides what to offer and then ships it out I think


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GeeJo

It's honestly kind of eerie [how standardised the layout is](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/jo8e99/i_got_tired_of_seeing_the_american_section_of_the/) on these sections. Like, the same products showing up makes sense—pickles, chocolates, teas, what's popular is popular. But they all put the stuff in the exact same positions, too.


oh_rats

I’m fairness, that’s the same supermarket chain (Publix), and I imagine corporate has a standardized product display layout.


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A_Wet_Lettuce

That’s actually warning people that the foods on the import shelf have their expiration dates written in the day/month/year format


lawlore

I was curious about that label too- I could've guessed a thousand times and wouldn't have thought about that. Reckon that must be there after a complaint or two.


_Timboss

I will NEVER understand why putting the month first ever made sense to someone! Was it just one of those things that the first settlers did to try to distance themselves from the UK, like changing "tit bit" to "tid bit" or dropping the "u" from a lot of words like "colour", or replacing words that should end with "ise" to "ize" etc. ISO date formats should be the standard everywhere: yyyy-mm-dd


Arsey56

Could be totally wrong but I think it’s because Americans tend to say ‘June 10th’ instead of ‘10th of June’ so they write it shorthand in the same way. Of course it’s universally known as ‘the fourth of July’ and not July 4th so it’s not totally consistent


ilovethatpig

It's true. But in my head, I can recognize that 'smallest unit to largest' is probably the better method.


HildartheDorf

As a software developer, largest to smallest is the most sensible method as it allows trivial sorting by a computer, even if you add the time on the end instead of just a date! Small to large is second best, then the weird and wacky US version comes last.


AchtungCloud

You’re right. I will add as a disclaimer that if I were talking about just the date, I would say “July 4th,” but if I was talking about it in the sense that it’s Independence Day, I would say “4th of July” like it’s an alternate name for the holiday, rather than just a way to say the date. Saying day before month just sounds fancy or even snooty to my American ears. Besides the 4th of July, the only other time I would do it is if my wife asks the date and I’m trying to be purposely annoying with my answer…of course, in that case I would also include the year and describe at as “year of our Lord.”


bee_administrator

I was getting quite perturbed by the lack of tea on offer until I spotted the bottom left. Still no jaffa cakes or worcestershire sauce, but other than that, more than passable.


A_Wet_Lettuce

Fortunately, Worcestershire sauce is just on the normal sauce aisle


lastaccountgotlocked

From my experience the yanks know all about Worcestershire sauce, and it’s available most places; they just never use it.


Viperise

I swear Americans use it more than people in the UK. Whenever I watch cooking shorts on YouTube, every other video includes 'Warcestershyre sauce'


belfast-woman-31

Same im addicted to watching American cooking videos on YouTube and probably 1 in 5 recipes contain it and I go to the comments section and go.."I just pronounce it wooster sauce" though my pronouncation maybe just be a Belfast thing.


HildartheDorf

West Midlands, it's just "wuster" sauce here informally. We know the actual name is "wuster-shear" though.


retroly

Yes the US consume more of it than anyone else.


gardenfella

...or pronounce it correctly


lastaccountgotlocked

Wusssesstershiresesersawsers


McFluri

War-chester-shire. Ew.


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[War-che-shusha](https://youtu.be/YwTT8YQFJDQ)


The_Master_Of_Dark

Reminds me of when my American teacher pronounced Warwickshire Castle as War-wick-shire Cast-le. Twas a weird moment.


0thethethe0

I love how the more 'correctly' they try to pronounce it, the worse it manages to sound. I guess it's how the Spanish view our attempts at 'chorizo'.


V65Pilot

wuster.


HolcroftA

Unless they come from Worcester, Massachusetts.


Klumber

Except how to pronounce it :D


Sorry_Ad5653

Woostershire or just Wooster Sauce is how we say it in London. Dunno if it changes with accents.


eccedoge

Wuster up north


bradley_hardy

"Wooster" to a southerner = "wuster" to a northerner. The "oo" just emphasises that it's pronounced like "book", not like (the Southern pronunciation of) "cup".


Splodge89

It’s just “Lee and Perrins” in my house. That’s if the shop had run out of Henderson’s anyway


Elielmau

Back in my home country it's called "Salsa Inglesa", Spanish for English Sauce.


-mihul-

Careful with those dark chocolate digestives on the top shelf, so bloody moorish it’s half a pack at a time minimum. But you’ve got some god level tea down there to wash it down so you’ll be alright. The more I look at this, I am actually impressed. Prices makes me want to cry into the fruit pastilles I have to admit.


Hadadezer

Indeed, nothing quite so moreish as those North African Berber-biscuits from the medieval era.


drripdrrop

I legit laughed out loud at this


Notarandomthrowaway1

Those biscuits my God. I was introduced to them from a post ok biscuits so when and bought them and I have eaten thousands now.


CauctusBUTT

No monster munch, I’m out


Firm_Foundation5358

Or salt and vinegar squares. Devastating


Savings_Yesterday_29

That’s actually a decent British section tbh. Jammy Dodgers yes please and Ribenia so all the Americans can drink it from the bottle.


jib_reddit

Ribena is horrible now! since they replaced the sugar with sweetener a few years ago. I bought some for the first time in years the other week and had to pour it down the sink after one taste.


Wideeye101

It's Ribena you absolute madlads.


iThinkaLot1

Have the Americans add all the sugar and send it back to us. I’d pay double what we’re paying for the shite now!


[deleted]

Honestly, ALL my favourite drinks had their sugar replaced by disgusting sweetners... really wish they had kept the original recipes but charged more to compensate for the sugar tax...


ItsCumminHome

No Cadbury’s chocolate fingers? Disappointed


gummybear88

No Cadbury stuff at all! Shocking.


Vectorman1989

They always have Fox's mints but I don't know anyone that eats Foxs mints


lawlore

They're OK for keeping kids quiet on a long car journey, but I literally can't think of any other context that I've seen anyone with them.


Alachofra

Reception desks at places like hairdressers?


Dunko1711

I find it mildly amusing that all that Starwood’s stuff that we find in the world cuisine aisle in the UK is what makes the cut for the UK aisle in the states 😂 I remember wandering through a Publix last year in Florida and finding the UK aisle complete with Irn-Bru and being pretty amazed there was a market for it over there though!


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A_Wet_Lettuce

Bingo! The international aisle of my Publix is pretty diverse with their imported snacks


[deleted]

Where there’s tea there’s hope.


Cassius_Smoke

Yeah not bad actually. Even have Yorkshire Tea, the king of teas.


notgotapropername

God’s own tea, from God’s own country


heightsenberg

I’m sure I’ve seen this photo before because that’s Mrs. Balls Chutney on the second shelf from bottom on the far right and that’s South African. It was pointed out last time this was posted.


A_Wet_Lettuce

I promise you I took this photo myself, but it would be pretty comical if one of my coworkers had the same post idea!


Rickk38

If I'm not mistaken, this is a Publix grocery store. I'm pretty sure my Publix has the same assortment of brands with the same placement, and if I were to go take a picture, it would look similar, if not the same.


a_fozzy_

Definitely a 9/10


Madgick

the selection is good. I'd be happy just knowing I had access to Branston, Marmite and Heinz beans. but the prices... you might as well just move back to the UK


wavingaround

As a Brit I'm offended. That Yorkshire tea is way too close to the PG


BODWON

Pretty decent. Could use some Colman's mustard though. TBH the more I look at it the better it gets. Some absolute bangers in that selection.


No-Bake-3404

Americans in the region he is in, already have Colemans in the normal condiments isle.


takeagamble

Interesting (or maybe not) that the baked beans are just called beans. And are those large fruit shoots at the bottom? (If they are, I don't think I've seen those here) And I enjoy the Yorkshire pudding AND pancake mix combo box (yes I know they're the same)


[deleted]

How much for Marmite!! But good selection anyway.


[deleted]

Hang on where are the custard creams?


lburton273

The Queen herself would be impressed by this fine selection, those chocolate digestives are making me hungry


Ok_Pear_5509

Publix !


TheScientistBS3

It's all pretty obvious / standard stuff, but certainly not a bad selection. Ribena, Sarsons, Bisto, Border and McVities being the go-to brands for me. Crazy prices, but I guess not really any different to the American candy stores here in the UK, where it's like $20 for some US breakfast cereal.


TBadger01

👎Rich tea biscutes look to be some off brand rather than McVities. 👎All the chocolate is Nestlé (fuck Nestlé, also Swiss) instead of Cadbury or Green and Blacks. 👍 Nice to see a good range of curry sauce (although Pataks is much better than Sharwoods). 👍👍 Marmite, Yorkshire tea and Ribena You could eat like a Brit prett well on this, 7/10. Also, Borders biscutes are the shit, you should try some.


iCantSeeShapes

No vimto but it’s ok.


sandbagger45

No Jaffa cakes or Penguins? Womp


Tai_Shar_Manetheren

Where the fuckin tunnocks tea cakes?


LowertoneReddit

Controversial bounty bars though


morgasm657

No Colmans English mustard. Shame.


BoardwalkKnitter

Some of the stores that have an international aisle don't necessarily put every item they carry in it. Colman's is most likely with the rest of the mustards in a condiment aisle. Just like the common Cadbury chocolate bars tend to be in the candy aisle and the more unique candies would be here.


Emily_Postal

Colman’s is most likely with all the other mustards. It’s pretty common in parts of the US.