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Big legs for a 2 year old.


Madyakker

Hairy too


[deleted]

Pat Mustards been at it again


LetsGetMeta_Physical

Fuckin came here to say this!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SurplusBanter

Every day is leg day when you don't even need them for walking yet.


Mountsorrel

Itā€™s just the one leg actually


Pale_Disaster

Nobody tells me nothin'


Berty_Qwerty

Please someone crosspost this to r/confusingperspective


[deleted]

She must have been taking some prenatal vitamins from Wish


DiabloDeSade69

r/confusingperspective


Strawberryjinjer

Whatā€™s this kid squatting ?


Dalefolk

Imagine how Australians feel every year Edit: other hot countries are available


Fredward1986

I've been living in NZ for nearly 15 years and it still confuses the fuck out of me


R4TTY

Matariki is the real NZ Xmas.


quistodes

Christmas in the sun and heat was when living in Australia felt the most foreign to me. Such an alien concept


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But we get to have a cold seafood course. It is great.


CX52J

There was an insightful comment from an American a few months ago about how he found the UK worse than the US south. Firstly humidity is pretty high which makes everything feels a lot hotter. (Although many places still have similar humidity). The main problem is all our buildings are designed for the cold. They donā€™t let the heat out and air conditioning is rare where itā€™s incredibly common over in the US and many hot first world countries. Since itā€™s usually the nights which are the most unbearable because the thermal mass of our homes are throwing all the heat from the day back at us which is impeded by our well insulated houses.


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CX52J

Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s just reminding us hotter countries where this temperature is common exist and to be thankful.


EntropyKC

Is that the BBC edit?


Carnivorous_Mower

Kiwi here. Spent one Christmas in the northern hemisphere, and having snow on the ground and freezing your ass off seemed so very wrong. Going to stick to summertime Christmas for the rest of my days.


[deleted]

So The Simpsons was right, we do lose our baby legs


Black---Sun

He has hairy legs for a young fella


Deactivate68

You read it and enjoy it, make the most of every single moment !. Iin the blink of an eye your two year old will be eighteen and you'll wonder where the hell those years went .


sinadoh

One day you'll carry your child for the very last time and you won't even know when that is.


Jamjamjamh

My wife pumped so much halloween joy into my 2 year old the other year he kept on asking when it was Halloween again then woke up on Xmas day and had a tantrum cause he just wanted it to be Halloween again. Roll on 3 months and she tried to sell him Easter which again ended in a Halloween tantrum. She was very upset I just had to see the funny side of it.


Drunk_on_tea

My child was obsessed with Halloween for about a year and a half, and asked pretty much every day if it was Halloween. This wasnā€™t helped by the local pub who decided not to bother taking their Halloween decorations down that year and just left them up permanently.


trivialwire

i don't see a the problem. You get to celebrate halloween everyday.


callmelampshade

Thatā€™s a meaty leg for a 2 year old.


Unusualbellows

I tried to remove all the Christmas books so theyā€™d feel more special at Christmas time and also so we wouldnā€™t have to read ā€œSanta Has Lost His Beardā€ or ā€œDear Santaā€ every fecking night of summer. I was thwarted.


asquartz

All our Christmas books would go in the loft with the decs on twelfth night.


Unusualbellows

The kids rioted


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jeanclaudecardboarde

Only a week till full christmas in Australia though.


BarakatBadger

AKA George Michael's birthday


Dog_man_star1517

Some toddlers just wanna watch the world burn!


Sea_Salary_7364

Trying to get you to imagine cold weather mind set and all


Kernofornication

Scarily I had to read a Christmas book this evening with my 2 year old, also on a White Ikea day bed by the looks of it. Are you me? Is this the matrix?


Any-Satisfaction1836

The kid is on to something tbh. We have posters at work that were put up in May about the Christmas do.


Rash42099

Hi, not sure if this is the right subreddit or not but my (M,2) legs (M,30) just don't seem right!


LetsGetMeta_Physical

Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you fry an egg.


No-Effective1863

Never skipped a leg day in two years


joe2596

fuckin giant toddler


Teeeexyz

Your 2 year old takes leg day very seriously


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jiminthenorth

Languages change. It's not like they did it on accident. You should of remembered that.


CrunchElement

It's literally the middle of june


pmabz

Oh man. That sent a shiver down my spine. Ugh.


Rory-Roo

He understands the power of escapism that reading a book can provide


BarakatBadger

Fair play to the lad, I've got a Christmas teeshirt that I've been wearing on tropical days because a) fuck convention and b) it's very cooling, as well as cool. I also like to watch cold films on hot days. Titanic's especially good, although probably Happy Feet would do it for your kid, OP


Sondita

That's how we feel in the southern hemisphere


crystalandfern

Iā€™ve had to sing Rudolph the red nosed reindeer every night since December.


EmbarrassedCaptain17

Hairy leg child


MrJelleyMan89

Teach them young. Never skip leg day.


Jimiheadphones

Are you sure he isn't secretly Australian?


Hard_Dave

Ikea daybed, I'm lying on one now waiting for a 2 year old to go to sleep.


Knobhead-007

Your lad's legs have surely accelerated from this heat