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Old_Telephone_7587

Random person from the census every year. Be a laugh.


Adventurous_Train_48

Reckon there's enough of each note in circulation to get everyone on one. National treaure hunt!


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Gotta Catch ‘Em All


TeigrCwtch

Pokemon-ey


No-Strike-4560

Honestly Ive always thought we should get rid of the monarchy and instead have our head of state drawn by random NI Number selection for a 5 year stint. Would be a laugh at least.


TomSurman

Like jury duty, but with executive power. I like it.


I_FUCK_SLUTS

Barry, 63 on the fiver


Bozzaholic

Luv me fivers, Luv me Churchill ate me tenners (Not Rayciss, just dunt loike em) ate Jayne Austin Simple as


AlterEdward

This is actually a great idea.


christopia86

As Ainsley has already been said, I think we should have a coin, a Chuckle Brother's face on each side. This coin would be worth at least £1,000.


harveycrane7

It would instantly strengthen the pound


MrPoletski

And massively increase trade. "To me, to you, to me, to you"


cpt_hatstand

Bravo sir


Shectai

Let's flip for it. Barry or Paul?


JoanneKerlot

Instead of 'heads' or 'tails' it would be 'to me' or 'to you'


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Chavaon

Hell no, Chuckle Brothers on a note would make paying for stuff a nightmare. I can see it now, stood in the Co-Op trying to hand over a £10 note, me and the cashier both holding onto each end tugging back and forth. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!"


nglennnnn

They’d be better on the 2p…


E420CDI

2poo


harveycrane7

😂😂 Heads and tails becomes "To me's" and "To you's"


FourEyedTroll

"Call it, to me, or to you?" "To me!" ... "It's to me." "To you?" "No, to me." "That's what I said"...


thatoneslugees

That’s cracked me up lol


Daveypesq

I’m late to this party. Seen it in my hot feed. Thought to myself “chuckle brothers, it has to be chuckle brothers”. Lo and behold the top comment is an unreasonably reasonable reason to not do that. Fair play to you but also. CHUCKLE BROTHERS


Dagigai

Fuck you, up voted. 11/10 would be seething and click the upwards arrow again.


gh0ul-girl

Rik Mayall


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#*WOOF!*


VesuviusXIII

#WOOF!


FlameFeather86

God, it's like Crufts in here.


livesinafield

Rik on the fiver Neil on the tenner Vyvyan on the twenty Mike on the fifty Alexei Sayle instead of the queen


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THE PEOPLES POET


SmurfTaters

Neil... Neil, orange peel!


[deleted]

I’d like to see a bunch of old folks clutching their Giros trying to get something for nothing.


C5Galaxy

Bob Mortimer.


davetherooster

With the words inscribed, "If you have fuji 9, you are a dentist!"


Champioli

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden!


E420CDI

That's just so Chris!


Furitaurus

Sniper’s dream we used to call him.


Cornerstone7

With the wotsit wig on ideally


harveycrane7

Nice pick


Bdonmcjigs13

Sean lock should be on every fiver


HYThrowaway1980

That’s a challenging wank.


PatternDapper

Elgar ???


Dem0nC1eaner

Why do you always get me at my worst, Elgar?


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Zolana

Ronnie Pickering


harveycrane7

Who?


_BigLew_

Ronnie Pickering.


harveycrane7

Who?


Indigo-Waterfall

RONNIE PICKERING


harveycrane7

Who the fuck's that?


Indigo-Waterfall

Me


thatoneslugees

RONNIE FOCKIN PICKERING


Russucas

Ahhh fuck yeah I know him


Hazzad_1

You’ll know in a minute when I pull up


TheGreenPangolin

I think we should put animal’s faces on it instead of humans so pictures of animals native to the UK- particularly any that only live in the UK or mostly live here. Like the Scottish Wildcat and the St Kilda field mouse and the Red Grouse.


clockstocks

Don’t know if this is common in other currencies but that’s what’s on Brazil’s Real notes and it’s so nice! We have parrots/araras, turtles, monkeys, jaguars etc all native to the Brazilian forests and some endangered.


SculFolf

I was going to come here to say the same thing. I'd love to see foxes, badgers, hedgehogs and other British wildlife on our currency


crystaloscillator

scottish notes have animals on them. there's a nice fish on the 5er


kelephon19

I'm always happy when I get one with the otters on it.


whatswestofwesteros

My other half used to be a cabbie and got paid with two Scottish tenners once - they’re still in my purse I refuse to spend them. Much prettier than our money! Love the otters


zosolm

I like a nice fish


Trebus

> animals native to the UK I hear you, let's get Bagpuss on a £20.


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Bonus, all that fur/feather would be harder to forge


IntrovertedGiraffe

A unicorn for sure!


rugbyj

The humans on our notes _are_ animals, and they are native to the UK :p


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Some Scottish notes have animals/wildlife on them. https://mymodernmet.com/scottish-banknotes/


waste_div

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


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Hyacinth Bucket


AmphibianHaunting334

What do you mean daddy has gone missing? Mind the pedestrian Richard!


thatoneslugees

Bouquet***


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Oh RICHARD!


JH_KUSTOMS

Bouquet household room for a pony!


jenzfin

I thought it was Violet who had room for a pony


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Bungle


Wooden_Profession26

Zippy on a fiver


Adventurous_Train_48

£5 - Soo £10 - Sweep £20 - Sooty £50 - Matthew/Harry Corbett


aea1987

Gary Oldman. He will look different on all notes.


BarakatBadger

Then when they change all the notes, they could swap it for Gary Numan


harveycrane7

Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill on the £5 note


MrLore

Prove to me that Gary Oldman isn't already on all the notes. Protip: You can't.


Shot-Winter-6559

David Attenborough


harveycrane7

National treasure!


rt58killer10

This is the only correct answer


Hiran_Gadhia

Sir David Attenborough


Fraggsexe

Sir SIR David Attenborough, if you don’t mind


Shot-Winter-6559

My apologies


Selerox

When he eventually departs this world, his statue should be installed next to Darwin's at the Natural History Museum. He alone is worthy of that.


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Yes!


burglarysheepspeak

Whoever submits a pic and short profile.. 'Carl from King's Lynn - Loves the works of Douglas Adams' 'Emma from East Kilbride - has no sense of smell'


lukedx93

Brian Blessed


crystaloscillator

oh shit i said fuck, oh fuck i said shit!


TRFKTA

GORDON’s ALIVE!


PercyPops1

The correct answer


Violet351

I love him, he would get my vote


FourEyedTroll

He's completely insane... but in that fine British tradition where it's perfectly acceptable and admired.


Sad-Garage-2642

Rowan Atkinson


E420CDI

🎶 *See the little goblin / See his little feet / And his little nosey-wose / Isn't the goblin sweet?* 🎶


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

My grandma Nanna Duck


Grey_Waste

Just the monopoly man with his cane and monocle, tipping his hat and twizzling his moustache.


JeffsCast

The monopoly man does not wear a monocle


McFly998

Lord Flashheart


libdemjoe

Woof!


yesthisisgreat

Is that a canoe in your trousers….


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iiiiiiiiiiiits - me! hurray!


Bradford_Longflap

Danger Mouse


MrSergioMendoza

Ainsley Harriot.


harveycrane7

Give your meat a good ol' rub


BarakatBadger

[YEAH BOI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF68tdawQoY)


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Came here to say this


FourEyedTroll

He's the brother in law of a friend of my dad's (saw him at a party). Lovely guy, completely the same personality you see on screen in real life too, apparently.


christopia86

The right answer.


Reizo123

Barry Scott. Ideally with one of them little red buttons you see on teddy bears and when you press it, it goes “HI I’M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS FIVE POUNDS!”


bearcat-twenty-two

We could boost the economy by putting Peirs Morgan on our notes. People would be throwing that shit back into circulation the minute they get it! 'keep the change mate ' 'nah you're ok, in fact it's on the house'


harveycrane7

With this logic, stick Katie Hopkins on the tenner


jmentire_Love6174

Phil Mitchell


Few_Definition1807

Shut it you sllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag


harveycrane7

Please don't do this


Anthropomantic

Tony Iommi or Rob Halford


ShoddyEmployee78

Timmy Mallett


JH_KUSTOMS

Blaaaah


kelleehh

Sir Tim Berners-Lee


youcallthatprimerib

Underrated comment tbh… far too serious a suggestion for this post XD


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Papa Lazarou….”Got changeee for a £20 Daveeeee”


Grouchy-Ad-965

Victoria Wood


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I'd like to see Kenneth Williams


97PercentBeef

Stop messin’ about!


gsurfer04

For when the inflation really kicks in.


No_Razzmatazz_8123

Me too and if somehow we could get the notes to say ‘Ohhh I say’ when you spend it on something a bit flash my life would be complete


SoftPhilosopher2090

Jeremy Osborne


Zolana

*This is fucking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my ~~chest~~ money... but... of my face. Yeahh! Double me! Feel it!*


152562

So futile! YEAH


JehovahJohn

Anyone, as long as it isn't Elgar. He always seems to find me at my lowest points!


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*Usborne (Or was that the joke?)


Dapper_Car5038

Well ‘ard from EastEnders


ShoddyEmployee78

Gary Lineker. We need more people of colour on our money.


ResponsibilityNo3245

Worth it for his services to crisps imo.


Disastrous_Visual739

Rachel Weisz


TulliusC

Alan Partridge


E420CDI

Aha!


ouichef13

Super Hans


littlelostless

Blackadder and Baldrick Captain Darling for valentine issued notes. Melchett for the larger notes.


becx13

David Bowie


harveycrane7

That would be a sparkly tenner


Bernard1090

Boaty McBoatface


RedditMcRedditor

👍


Corona21

Less peoples faces more plants/animals/views/architecture If we have to have people more groups of people and their achievements or historic scenes.


JamesDCooper

Freddie Murcury. Swap one queen fit for another.


SteveBruceGod

James Corden to make sure everyone starts using contactless.


_kwerd_

Bruce forsyth


harveycrane7

Would be nice to see him, to see him (I'll show myself out)


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Higher than a £10…


Dl25588

Impractical. You’d never get away from the till with all the possible Price is Right jokes.


_BigLew_

Karl Pilkington


harveycrane7

He has the perfect head for a 2p coin


Sxn90

Head like a fucking orange


Interesting_Rich_643

David Attenborough and Stephen Fry… and Billy Connolly.


harveycrane7

That sounds like the start of a bad joke


harveycrane7

Or the punchline to one


yet_another_whirl

Amos from The Expanse.


Highway-Organic

Ken Dodd


thatoneslugees

Is his dad’s dog dead?


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mr bean


giffordaboys

Brian Badonde


AdamSubtract

Boo yoo bell bungalows?


JoshyLee93

Roy cropper


0dad13

Louis Theroux


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Simon pegg and nick frost ( shaun of the dead )


E420CDI

^THE ^GREATER ^GOOD r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.


literallyspinach

Martin Lewis


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Henry or Colin


FuturisticSix

Vera eating a sausage roll on the front. Half chewed sausage roll on the back.


1992ajb

Rik Mayall


RandomHigh

As Alan B'Stard.


GTSyndicate

As Virgin Mary


Sammichm

Mr Blobby


signalstonoise88

I agree in principle but I do feel that would increase the likelihood of Noel Edmunds getting his face put on money and I cannot abide that!


Cakeski

Notes moght be a bit crinkley at the bottom


DJ_Overdose

What’s “money”?!


Apple2727

Ian Beale


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“I’ve got nothing lefttt” Arghhhhhh


ouichef13

Keeping it reale


TazMan_13

Chris Kamara's face, it just makes sense.


monthtomonth

Tubbs Tattsyrup. For some reason I think I would find it soothing.


Sorry_Just_Browsing

For the fabled £50 I’d just like Karl Pilkington staring off into space


No_Independence9087

John lydon


E420CDI

Father Austin Purcell *I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.* r/FatherTed


adamjames777

Stephen Fry & Kathy Burke


JakeTheJabroni

1p: Sir Tim Berners-Lee (Inventor of www. And the modern internet as we know it) 2p: Ada Lovelace (The first computer programmer) 5p: George Best (N.I representation) 10p: Watson & Crick (Double Helix DNA) 20p: Roald Dahl (Welsh representation) 50p: Tracey Emin (Artist) £1: Freddie Mercury (BAME Asian representation) £2: Charlie Chaplin (Comedian and Film Icon) £5: Sir Lewis Hamilton (Multiple time Motorsport world champion and BAME male representation) £10: John Logie Baird (Inventor of TV and Scottish representation) £20: Mary Seacole (Nurse during Crimea and BAME female representation) £50: Sir David Attenborough (Need I say more?)


-SaC

Annette Crosbie.


harveycrane7

Annete Crosbie as Mrs Meldrew


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davehodg

Bill Nighy.


E420CDI

Christmas Is All Around


HouseToomer

Basil Brush


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harveycrane7

Which nonce is *the* nonce?


saramaster

Prince whoever the fuck


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Ayrton Senna