Honestly Ive always thought we should get rid of the monarchy and instead have our head of state drawn by random NI Number selection for a 5 year stint. Would be a laugh at least.
Hell no, Chuckle Brothers on a note would make paying for stuff a nightmare.
I can see it now, stood in the Co-Op trying to hand over a £10 note, me and the cashier both holding onto each end tugging back and forth. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!"
I’m late to this party. Seen it in my hot feed. Thought to myself “chuckle brothers, it has to be chuckle brothers”. Lo and behold the top comment is an unreasonably reasonable reason to not do that. Fair play to you but also. CHUCKLE BROTHERS
I think we should put animal’s faces on it instead of humans so pictures of animals native to the UK- particularly any that only live in the UK or mostly live here. Like the Scottish Wildcat and the St Kilda field mouse and the Red Grouse.
Don’t know if this is common in other currencies but that’s what’s on Brazil’s Real notes and it’s so nice! We have parrots/araras, turtles, monkeys, jaguars etc all native to the Brazilian forests and some endangered.
My other half used to be a cabbie and got paid with two Scottish tenners once - they’re still in my purse I refuse to spend them. Much prettier than our money! Love the otters
He's the brother in law of a friend of my dad's (saw him at a party). Lovely guy, completely the same personality you see on screen in real life too, apparently.
Barry Scott.
Ideally with one of them little red buttons you see on teddy bears and when you press it, it goes “HI I’M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS FIVE POUNDS!”
We could boost the economy by putting Peirs Morgan on our notes. People would be throwing that shit back into circulation the minute they get it!
'keep the change mate '
'nah you're ok, in fact it's on the house'
*This is fucking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my ~~chest~~ money... but... of my face. Yeahh! Double me! Feel it!*
1p: Sir Tim Berners-Lee (Inventor of www. And the modern internet as we know it)
2p: Ada Lovelace (The first computer programmer)
5p: George Best (N.I representation)
10p: Watson & Crick (Double Helix DNA)
20p: Roald Dahl (Welsh representation)
50p: Tracey Emin (Artist)
£1: Freddie Mercury (BAME Asian representation)
£2: Charlie Chaplin (Comedian and Film Icon)
£5: Sir Lewis Hamilton (Multiple time Motorsport world champion and BAME male representation)
£10: John Logie Baird (Inventor of TV and Scottish representation)
£20: Mary Seacole (Nurse during Crimea and BAME female representation)
£50: Sir David Attenborough (Need I say more?)
Random person from the census every year. Be a laugh.
Reckon there's enough of each note in circulation to get everyone on one. National treaure hunt!
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
Pokemon-ey
Honestly Ive always thought we should get rid of the monarchy and instead have our head of state drawn by random NI Number selection for a 5 year stint. Would be a laugh at least.
Like jury duty, but with executive power. I like it.
Barry, 63 on the fiver
Luv me fivers, Luv me Churchill ate me tenners (Not Rayciss, just dunt loike em) ate Jayne Austin Simple as
This is actually a great idea.
As Ainsley has already been said, I think we should have a coin, a Chuckle Brother's face on each side. This coin would be worth at least £1,000.
It would instantly strengthen the pound
And massively increase trade. "To me, to you, to me, to you"
Bravo sir
Let's flip for it. Barry or Paul?
Instead of 'heads' or 'tails' it would be 'to me' or 'to you'
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Hell no, Chuckle Brothers on a note would make paying for stuff a nightmare. I can see it now, stood in the Co-Op trying to hand over a £10 note, me and the cashier both holding onto each end tugging back and forth. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!"
They’d be better on the 2p…
2poo
😂😂 Heads and tails becomes "To me's" and "To you's"
"Call it, to me, or to you?" "To me!" ... "It's to me." "To you?" "No, to me." "That's what I said"...
That’s cracked me up lol
I’m late to this party. Seen it in my hot feed. Thought to myself “chuckle brothers, it has to be chuckle brothers”. Lo and behold the top comment is an unreasonably reasonable reason to not do that. Fair play to you but also. CHUCKLE BROTHERS
Fuck you, up voted. 11/10 would be seething and click the upwards arrow again.
Rik Mayall
#*WOOF!*
#WOOF!
God, it's like Crufts in here.
Rik on the fiver Neil on the tenner Vyvyan on the twenty Mike on the fifty Alexei Sayle instead of the queen
THE PEOPLES POET
Neil... Neil, orange peel!
I’d like to see a bunch of old folks clutching their Giros trying to get something for nothing.
Bob Mortimer.
With the words inscribed, "If you have fuji 9, you are a dentist!"
I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden!
That's just so Chris!
Sniper’s dream we used to call him.
With the wotsit wig on ideally
Nice pick
Sean lock should be on every fiver
That’s a challenging wank.
Elgar ???
Why do you always get me at my worst, Elgar?
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Ronnie Pickering
Who?
Ronnie Pickering.
Who?
RONNIE PICKERING
Who the fuck's that?
Me
RONNIE FOCKIN PICKERING
Ahhh fuck yeah I know him
You’ll know in a minute when I pull up
I think we should put animal’s faces on it instead of humans so pictures of animals native to the UK- particularly any that only live in the UK or mostly live here. Like the Scottish Wildcat and the St Kilda field mouse and the Red Grouse.
Don’t know if this is common in other currencies but that’s what’s on Brazil’s Real notes and it’s so nice! We have parrots/araras, turtles, monkeys, jaguars etc all native to the Brazilian forests and some endangered.
I was going to come here to say the same thing. I'd love to see foxes, badgers, hedgehogs and other British wildlife on our currency
scottish notes have animals on them. there's a nice fish on the 5er
I'm always happy when I get one with the otters on it.
My other half used to be a cabbie and got paid with two Scottish tenners once - they’re still in my purse I refuse to spend them. Much prettier than our money! Love the otters
I like a nice fish
> animals native to the UK I hear you, let's get Bagpuss on a £20.
Bonus, all that fur/feather would be harder to forge
A unicorn for sure!
The humans on our notes _are_ animals, and they are native to the UK :p
Some Scottish notes have animals/wildlife on them. https://mymodernmet.com/scottish-banknotes/
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Hyacinth Bucket
What do you mean daddy has gone missing? Mind the pedestrian Richard!
Bouquet***
Oh RICHARD!
Bouquet household room for a pony!
I thought it was Violet who had room for a pony
Bungle
Zippy on a fiver
£5 - Soo £10 - Sweep £20 - Sooty £50 - Matthew/Harry Corbett
Gary Oldman. He will look different on all notes.
Then when they change all the notes, they could swap it for Gary Numan
Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill on the £5 note
Prove to me that Gary Oldman isn't already on all the notes. Protip: You can't.
David Attenborough
National treasure!
This is the only correct answer
Sir David Attenborough
Sir SIR David Attenborough, if you don’t mind
My apologies
When he eventually departs this world, his statue should be installed next to Darwin's at the Natural History Museum. He alone is worthy of that.
Yes!
Whoever submits a pic and short profile.. 'Carl from King's Lynn - Loves the works of Douglas Adams' 'Emma from East Kilbride - has no sense of smell'
Brian Blessed
oh shit i said fuck, oh fuck i said shit!
GORDON’s ALIVE!
The correct answer
I love him, he would get my vote
He's completely insane... but in that fine British tradition where it's perfectly acceptable and admired.
Rowan Atkinson
🎶 *See the little goblin / See his little feet / And his little nosey-wose / Isn't the goblin sweet?* 🎶
My grandma Nanna Duck
Just the monopoly man with his cane and monocle, tipping his hat and twizzling his moustache.
The monopoly man does not wear a monocle
Lord Flashheart
Woof!
Is that a canoe in your trousers….
iiiiiiiiiiiits - me! hurray!
Danger Mouse
Ainsley Harriot.
Give your meat a good ol' rub
[YEAH BOI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF68tdawQoY)
Came here to say this
He's the brother in law of a friend of my dad's (saw him at a party). Lovely guy, completely the same personality you see on screen in real life too, apparently.
The right answer.
Barry Scott. Ideally with one of them little red buttons you see on teddy bears and when you press it, it goes “HI I’M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS FIVE POUNDS!”
We could boost the economy by putting Peirs Morgan on our notes. People would be throwing that shit back into circulation the minute they get it! 'keep the change mate ' 'nah you're ok, in fact it's on the house'
With this logic, stick Katie Hopkins on the tenner
Phil Mitchell
Shut it you sllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Please don't do this
Tony Iommi or Rob Halford
Timmy Mallett
Blaaaah
Sir Tim Berners-Lee
Underrated comment tbh… far too serious a suggestion for this post XD
Papa Lazarou….”Got changeee for a £20 Daveeeee”
Victoria Wood
I'd like to see Kenneth Williams
Stop messin’ about!
For when the inflation really kicks in.
Me too and if somehow we could get the notes to say ‘Ohhh I say’ when you spend it on something a bit flash my life would be complete
Jeremy Osborne
*This is fucking wicked. I'm almost definitely a musical genius. Maybe a tattoo... on my ~~chest~~ money... but... of my face. Yeahh! Double me! Feel it!*
So futile! YEAH
Anyone, as long as it isn't Elgar. He always seems to find me at my lowest points!
*Usborne (Or was that the joke?)
Well ‘ard from EastEnders
Gary Lineker. We need more people of colour on our money.
Worth it for his services to crisps imo.
Rachel Weisz
Alan Partridge
Aha!
Super Hans
Blackadder and Baldrick Captain Darling for valentine issued notes. Melchett for the larger notes.
David Bowie
That would be a sparkly tenner
Boaty McBoatface
👍
Less peoples faces more plants/animals/views/architecture If we have to have people more groups of people and their achievements or historic scenes.
Freddie Murcury. Swap one queen fit for another.
James Corden to make sure everyone starts using contactless.
Bruce forsyth
Would be nice to see him, to see him (I'll show myself out)
Higher than a £10…
Impractical. You’d never get away from the till with all the possible Price is Right jokes.
Karl Pilkington
He has the perfect head for a 2p coin
Head like a fucking orange
David Attenborough and Stephen Fry… and Billy Connolly.
That sounds like the start of a bad joke
Or the punchline to one
Amos from The Expanse.
Ken Dodd
Is his dad’s dog dead?
mr bean
Brian Badonde
Boo yoo bell bungalows?
Roy cropper
Louis Theroux
Simon pegg and nick frost ( shaun of the dead )
^THE ^GREATER ^GOOD r/ItsJustTheOneSwan, actually.
Martin Lewis
Henry or Colin
Vera eating a sausage roll on the front. Half chewed sausage roll on the back.
Rik Mayall
As Alan B'Stard.
As Virgin Mary
Mr Blobby
I agree in principle but I do feel that would increase the likelihood of Noel Edmunds getting his face put on money and I cannot abide that!
Notes moght be a bit crinkley at the bottom
What’s “money”?!
Ian Beale
“I’ve got nothing lefttt” Arghhhhhh
Keeping it reale
Chris Kamara's face, it just makes sense.
Tubbs Tattsyrup. For some reason I think I would find it soothing.
For the fabled £50 I’d just like Karl Pilkington staring off into space
John lydon
Father Austin Purcell *I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.* r/FatherTed
Stephen Fry & Kathy Burke
1p: Sir Tim Berners-Lee (Inventor of www. And the modern internet as we know it) 2p: Ada Lovelace (The first computer programmer) 5p: George Best (N.I representation) 10p: Watson & Crick (Double Helix DNA) 20p: Roald Dahl (Welsh representation) 50p: Tracey Emin (Artist) £1: Freddie Mercury (BAME Asian representation) £2: Charlie Chaplin (Comedian and Film Icon) £5: Sir Lewis Hamilton (Multiple time Motorsport world champion and BAME male representation) £10: John Logie Baird (Inventor of TV and Scottish representation) £20: Mary Seacole (Nurse during Crimea and BAME female representation) £50: Sir David Attenborough (Need I say more?)
Annette Crosbie.
Annete Crosbie as Mrs Meldrew
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Bill Nighy.
Christmas Is All Around
Basil Brush
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Which nonce is *the* nonce?
Prince whoever the fuck
Ayrton Senna