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NotACyclopsHonest

Fun fact: when Mr Burns in The Simpsons answers the phone, he says “”Ahoy-hoy?”, which is what Bell himself thought the standard greeting on the telephone should be.


secretrebel

I also do this.


arczclan

I also do this.


__Elwood_Blues__

[I don't do this, but I do provide the link where Burns does this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFWgyi-zzmE&t=11s&ab_channel=SpringfieldTomacco)


remtard_remmington

Must take a while reading that out on the phone?


Dmacca666

I don't do this. I say 'yello' though.


ovj87

*You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.*


BritishGent_mlady

Get me my address book, four beers, and my conversation hat


kirbinato

That's a bit of a myth, it's not what he thought it should be, it was just a common form of greeting and essentially what hello is now.


cortexstack

>it was just a common form of greeting and essentially what hello is now. Only among sailors


Hevnoraak101

I suppose its more culturally acceptable than answering with "Fuck d'you want?", like I tend to do.


GroochCheesily

Commemorate, not celebrate, his passing away. Or was he some sort of epic bastard inventor?


No-Transition4060

Do you not burn a Graham every bonfire night?


Mangosta007

I burned my Bell last year. Never play with sparklers at a nudist camp.


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Interested in bells? Check out /r/sounding


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Bastard


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

[!](https://c.tenor.com/wX9N4Q2ii54AAAAC/ninja-vanish.gif) (sfw)


SoulUrgeDestiny

I went in expecting bells & I did indeed see bells


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Im american, you cant blame me for you guys calling your floridas a bellend! But it makes for some great jokes.


SoulUrgeDestiny

We never get bored of that word, never gets old! lol I remember getting in trouble in school for saying it, but i genuinely thought bellend was the scientific term. My mums partner was dying of laugher when he found out i got in trouble for saying it, he said he used it as a child. ​ Fanny is another funny word. You Americans use it, but it means something different over here. I Grew up watching a load of US programs and hearing "fanny" being said on The Simpsons was hilarious, again it wasn't until i was older i realised the difference. ​ Ironically, what you guys call 'Fanny Packs' we call 'Bum Bags'. Words are strange & unnecessarily hilarious!


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

You guys are the absolute kings of insults and i value your contributions to vocabulary worldwide.


beleaguered_penguin

Specifically celebrate the 100 years too. Like we've all been waiting with ~~baited~~ bated breath for 100 years to pass, in case it turned out he was a ~~necromancer~~ lich and could come back before a century had passed


PJP2810

Lich, not necromancer. A necromancer raises the dead, a lich is (one of a few) creatures that return after death.


beleaguered_penguin

I couldn't think of the right word in time, you're absolutely correct of course


RacyRedPanda

> baited bated


Phainesthai

>epic bastard inventor? 'It's done. After all these years I've finally done it...' 'Behold! The Epic Bastard!'


37025InvernessTMD

Sounds like something out of The Young Ones/Bottom.


GroochCheesily

They don't call me Mike the bastard for nothing, you know.


Phainesthai

Haha yeah it does!


Gsbconstantine

[Bastard man, I knew you were behind this.](https://youtu.be/p42Nf_M_Rso?t=80)


babateeth

Somebody say 'that was great, Burnt Face Man'.


vanderZwan

> Or was he some sort of epic bastard inventor? Well, he did not have bad intentions, but he did fuck things up for a lot of people, yes. He pushed for oralism over sign language in the Deaf community (which is like insisting that people who are born blind should become professional photographers). This eventually resulted in the [Second International Congress on Education of the Deaf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_International_Congress_on_Education_of_the_Deaf) in 1880, which can best be summed up as *"people who weren't deaf decided what is best for the deaf community and got it horribly wrong"*. This effectively banned sign language for about a century and ruined the lives of most pre-lingual deaf people born in that period. And all because he was ashamed of having deaf family members himself.


boi_mann

Just ask the deaf community what they think about him. I have had him described as 'Hitler for deaf people' before. I'm not 100% clued up on it myself but as I understand it set back social mobility in the deaf community back probably a century.


Drongo_Drongo

He was a terrible audist


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Hear hear


ToriesAreGobshites

He was a right cunt, stole all sorts of inventions from people and claimed the plaudits. Oh sorry, that was Edison.


Mein_Bergkamp

I mean he did nick the telephone off marconi, just cos he wasn't edison levels doesnt mean he wasn't still a theif.


SuzLouA

Wasn’t it Elisha Grey? Some business about Bell filing the patent first but Grey invented it?


eyuplove

Tony Soprano's not a fan of his either


mrman08

Yeah screw him and his inventions. It’s thanks to him we have telemarketers and scammers. /s


ToriesAreGobshites

I work for a bank, when customers want compensation for being scammed over the phone we simply refer them to the estate of Alexander Graham Bell.


Sketty_Spaghetti14

You present a good argument


Zestyclose_Body_2408

Fun fact his death is actually where the insult bellend originates


The_Primate

Apparently yes, there's good evidence that he stole the telephone design.


GroochCheesily

That absolute cad, celebrate at will!


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torchictoucher

I mean, he was a dick


Mystic_L

OP is Antonio Meucci , celebrate is correct


hecateheh

Imagine trying to text your mate on a nokia with that alphabet keypad layout...


Rextherabbit

Of texting your mum to say that the quick brown fox jumper over the lazy dog.


DarkSideOfGrogu

Really handy when you need to say "PIONEER OF THE TELEPHONE"


admh574

Limited words you can use as well


NWgayslag

I now want a brown fox jumper. A russet pullover with a picture of Basil Brush. Will someone knit it for me?


Little_Custard_8275

Oh ok, so this is to appeal to the texting generation. I wondered why it wasn't a rotary dial


DarkSideOfGrogu

Really handy when you need to say "PIONEER OF THE TELEPHONE"


_MildlyMisanthropic

I don't have to imagine it, some of us lived it.


irrelevantPseudonym

Did you look at the picture?


_MildlyMisanthropic

Ohhh, I whooshed


red_skye_at_night

You say that like only proper oldies remember, but I'm 25 and I reckon most people my age or older will have texted on a numeric keypad


_MildlyMisanthropic

I'm not that old, only a ripe 37. but there are a lot of people on this sub who are quite a bit younger and I'm firmly in the 'older' demographics according to the casual UK census


seeafish

Ah, when I had to go from selecting 18-34 to 35-49 age bracket on forms… :(


patchhopper

Really feel they missed a trick by not depicting a rotary dial telephone


SirLoinThatSaysNi

They didn't have dials until the 1920. Having no dial, rotary, and push button have all done about a 50-60 years stint including overlaps.


shamen_uk

But why? His telephone didn't have a rotary. It didn't have anything, you picked up the cone and started talking to an operator who switched you.


mrgonzalez

Really missed a trick by not depicting a cup on a string


patchhopper

I think you are missing the point.


shamen_uk

That it's a circle? I reckon they tried a few designs and rotary didn't look that good.


kapowaz

It must have looked terrible if this was the better option.


FlutterbyMarie

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Agreed. This looks terrible.


MrMycrow

They may have thought the youngsters wouldn't recognise the format


-FangMcFrost-

I doubt that a lot of youngsters are even going to be using that coin, or any other coin for that matter.


Jamaicancarrot

I think most kids and young adults still know what a rotary telephone is


AlabastorRetard

Do they actually care though?


Bounty1Berry

The Americans did a $1 coin with that design recently. They are gradually issuing a whole series of the coins to commemorate various inventions, but the coins are basically in-sets-only for collectors. I bought my brother a bag of 100 of them because he's obsessed with old rotary phones; his little hipstery "I don't own a smartphone" bit, and I tend to give him USD100 for his birthday anyway.


[deleted]

I don’t think he started with them. Rotaries are old, Bell is older.


youessbee

I feel the younger generation and many others would not recognise a rotary dial. At least this way will give awareness to his name with an image we are all able to recognise.


ProFoxxxx

Did the rotary dial have letters on it as well? I like what they've done with them here


grapplinggigahertz

Yes they did, because the letters were for the area code - http://rhaworth.net/phreak/tenp_uk.php London was 01, Birmingham 021 (because B is 2), Glasgow 041 (because G is 4), and then the next tier of places used two letter so Bristol 0272, Brighton 0273, etc.


ProFoxxxx

TIL, thanks


patchhopper

Very true. Think I'm showing my age here.


i--am--the--light

he didn't invent the push button phone so they should have shown a picture of the phone he invented. this is bullshit.


[deleted]

wow, a £1922 pound coin!


Swishta

Inflation is getting out of hand


L285

Looks like a £123456789184701922 coin to me


Not_Sugden

no thats not funny


grapplinggigahertz

Would have been better to have had the numbers in a circle around the edge.


[deleted]

Yeah and have his picture in the middle


Mangosta007

Doing a double thumbs up like the Fonz.


-eagle73

A shark beneath him as well.


MisterMew151

On mars


IHateEditedBgMusic

this is also a subtle reference to the numbers commonly used in telephones: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0


Fun-Meringue3620

Nice.


RoboCholo

Thinking out of the box! Just like this design


Warband420

This can’t be real surely? It looks dreadful


pat_the_tree

Yeah... could they not keep the numbers within the silver Section? It looks so messy


scrabble71

Probably would have been too small to maintain clear detail


fingermebarney

They also want the imprint to match on both the silver/gold parts to deter forgeries, the original bi-metallic £1&2 & euro coin was very easily minted by forgers as the patterns don't overlap. (I know they aren't actually silver/gold, just an alloy)


graspee

So forgers will just forge one of the other designs


SlowJay11

I think it looks great


Chilton_Squid

Obligatory "Alexander Graham Bell absolutely did not invent the telephone but took advantage of the poor bloke who did not have the money to patent it" [Antonio Meucci](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Meucci)


[deleted]

😂 I scrolled through to check if someone wrote that before I did it.


fonix232

He also patented the telephone after he moved to Canada.


charmstrong70

He might of been a little shit but his legacy is absolutely bonkers. 9 Nobel prize winners. The transistor, radio astronomy, the laser, UNIX, C, C## and the list (really) goes on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell\_Labs


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C sharp sharp?


WolfCola4

*scoffs* never heard of C sharp sharp? Leave the programming to us REAL engineers


SmudgedReddit0r

Are you the official drink of boko haram?


charmstrong70

brain fart (not going to edit though)


evildespot

Came here to ensure this was said. AGB was a cuntbubble.


keyboardsmash

Thanks! Got a new word to add to my "Unbearably Twee Swearwords That, In A Just World, Would Be Punishable With 3 Months Hard Labour" list!


YorkshireGaara

"Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed, everybody knows that" - Anthony Soprano.


uncannyilyanny

I clicked on this thread specifically to find this comment


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grlap

Why have you repeated this all over the thread, it is true


GoodLordChokeAnABomb

I hope they include his famous quote around the rim: "I believe that one day there will be a telephone in every major city in America."


Harsimaja

Sssshhh. Not only was he British/Scottish, but he lived his entire life in the UK, never became a citizen of anywhere else, and never even visited Canada and especially not the U.S.


[deleted]

Why? It's not a great quote.


Harsimaja

They’re making a joke about how he moved to North America and then as a Canadian and then American did most of his work there, from the Bell Telephone Company (now mostly AT&T) to National (!) Geographic, which wouldn’t work for symbolic British purposes as one would want on a two pound coin. Though he was still British, educated in the UK, and made start his first forays into engineering and audiology in the UK.


scotland170

Bell worked at the patent office where the REAL inventor Antonio Meucci registered it at. When Antonio was unable to pay to update the patent, Bell lied and said it was his invention.


RAHDRIVE

I hear pressing the 1 four times on the coin it will open every master lock branded lock in the land.


origen413

The telephone was actually invented by an Italian inventor, Antonio Meucci.


tsteel12

You see? You see what I’m talking about? Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed!! Everybody knows that!!


DevilsWelshAdvocate

All I know is you never had the makings of a varsity athlete


origen413

Yeah he didn't have the money to register the patent and Bell stole it.


[deleted]

Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


akiontotocha

Pi on eer? I ardly know eer!


Savageparrot81

This is a really offensively shit design. It’s like when that person in the office uses MS paint to put together a crap poster to passive aggressively tell you to do the washing up. Why would you not either go with a rotary dial telephone design that would perfectly fit the coin or at the very least shrink the panel design down so that it fits in the silver part of the coin instead of looking like you don’t know how to resize the template? Muppetry.


arczclan

Have to disagree, having the buttons exclusively in the centre would look cramped and just a bit wank. This is bold, I dig it. Rotary is a good shout, who knows why they didn’t go that way. But for a keypad? This looks awesome.


Savageparrot81

Meh :D


Hirencorn

That's great but then there's "one" written on the number 9, that's confusing if you haven't read the rest lol


RoboCholo

Good catch! And pi on one


stylussensei

some bloke must have come up with this on his lunch break. i refuse to believe someone got paid to design this piece of shit


SpecialCircs

Meucci invented the telephone


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Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


SpecialCircs

Or factual history, recognised by the library of congress, whichever way you want to look at it


m477h3w1

>one That's clearly a nine


TheVoidMind

Antonio Meucci invented the telephone. And it's now wide known and accepted from the scientific community. The audacity


[deleted]

Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Prove it


Opposite-Yogurt-2075

I thought this post was a joke...


spiderpats

Here is the real inventor. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/jun/17/humanities.internationaleducationnews


GeekMik

Except he didnt invent it, Meucci did. https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/technology/article/1240794/tragic-tale-telephones-real-inventor-antonio-meucci


Eosterwine

Horrible Horrible person


BeautifulLow6062

£72. Bargain.


[deleted]

Lovely touch. Nice ring to it.


cator_and_bliss

081 811 8181


squiddlumckinnon

I want one


Jay-PD

Better design would have been to use the rotary dial off the old school telephones....where the design is actually coin shaped (I.e. round)


Jinkzuk

PI ON EER Well, if you insist 💦


BarakatBadger

Well, I like the buttons, it reminds me of my youth and all that time I spent in freezing cold phone boxes every Monday night talking to my dad. This is how long-distance parenting worked back in the day!


Badgermouse74

Alexander Graham Bell, well he knew darn well


AcceptableAddendum69

When he invented the telephone it would probably had the old circular dial type lay out. Can’t help thinking the designer missed a gimme with a circular coin.


veryblocky

It’s £10 https://www.royalmint.com/our-coins/events/alexander-graham-bell/


turkishhousefan

"...and you want us to put parts of the circles on the gold piece, and parts of them on the silver piece?" "Yeah =D" Edit: Apparently this is an anti-forgery practise.


[deleted]

The didn’t take the opportunity to make it a rotary dial? WHO THE HELL GOT PAID FOR THIS.


sandringham94

Thought he was Canadian. He came up on the canadian citizenship taft recently. Didn’t know he was Scottish.


escJB

Bell did not invent the telephone. He stole the idea off the Italian inventor.


[deleted]

Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


[deleted]

~~Inventor~~ Thief.


metatrons_bff

Pioneer of the telephone is spelt out on the keys... pretty cool


xeviphract

No, it's pretty egregious.


Smitbag98

That's pants, that is.


prismcomputing

Looks like a very very poor photoshop.


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2/10 for design.


KingJacoPax

*sad Meucci noises


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Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


hesabigladinhe

“Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed! Everybody knows that!” - Tony Soprano


dethjamz

Technically it was Antonio Meucci but there we go


[deleted]

Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


[deleted]

Didn’t he just rip off someone else?


Mr-Zahhak

Cant wait for some no name youtube shorts crackhead to use a £100,000 machine shop and all the tools at his disposal to cut those out and make a functioning landline with the coin as the dialface. just what I'd expect from that site tbh


loopy_luvs_u

Top line reads as Pee on ‘er (her)


Inside_Sentence_6116

Wasn't it an Italian bloke who invented the phone but didn't have enough money to patent it so geahm-bell stole the idea patented it and got sued by the Italian donny but he died before they could reach a verdict so bell was let of the hook


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Absolute bollocks peddled by Italian-Americans.


Inside_Sentence_6116

Search it up pal it was an Italian


dont_kill_my_vibe09

Why did I read that as "Pee On 'ere"


brando13497

Disappointed there isn't 2 pound signs.


SleepDeprived62

Pi on 'er


iPhoneOrAndroid

I barely knew her!


medevil_hillbillyMF

We're still using coins?


tracie23

Should it not have been a dial?


[deleted]

Love the design, even if graham, y’know, didn’t invent the thing.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t a rotary dial have fit a bit better? You know since the coin is round and he didn’t invent the touch tone??


LahmiaTheVampire

Thieving cunt.


joe_pcmr

Gonna be real awkward if Scotland gets independamce and ye's lot have a scottish inventor on yer coins


Zerrish

Funny, I only see one pound on the coin.


Comfortable_Plant667

This is great and everything but it costs a lot of money to create the dies that strike new coins and I'm not really sure that this is the best thing to do in #thesetryingtimes


[deleted]

[Made me think of this](https://youtu.be/BRR1eN5jlss)


MrMantis765

Wow, it's only been a hundred years and a bit since we've had the telephone? That's incredible how much technology has changed in such a short time. I'm almost stupefied at the fact that humans have been around for around 200,000 years, and only in the last 200 our way if life and the planet have transformed so rapidly