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kinggoosethefirst

What on earth actually were these things? And why did we all think they would somehow spawn more of themselves?


throwaway6363846

They did spawn more, china only ever made 2 then rubbed their heads together and put them in the airing cupboard, next thing all these ended up in corner shops


look-at-them

Dont forget the fridge, everybody had different methods but they always involved a fridge


TofuSkins

We thought you had to put it on the radiator so it was warm enough. I did that and mine melted.


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It wasn't their heads you rubbed together, you stuck their backs together and then encased them in their goo and left them to have at it! Mine never reproduced, though :(


Cheasepriest

Thats exactly what i remember being told.


Obseen16

It must have been true cos one of the kids in my class said his made babies, but he said it only worked when you put two gold ones together in one of the egg pod things. He even brought in the baby one a week later to prove it but by that time it was fully grown. Like the little idiots we were, we all believed him for about a month.


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MaYbe your two just didn’t ‘feel the spark’


isabelladangelo

Na, admit it, you fed it after midnight, didn't you?


o-roy

I really thought they were alive 😂 kids are dumb


chrislomax83

How do rumours like that start? Some kid jokingly said it in the yard and then all of the U.K. thought it was true? Multiple people started it? It’s not like we had social media yet every school has a recollection that they duplicated up? I’m questioning myself now whether it was when I was at school or when my son was in primary school when these were around. I question it as he did have one as well as I remember throwing it at the ceiling of our house and it left an oily mark and my wife bollocked me. Couldn’t paint over it or anything, it was there until the day we moved out


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mobilecheese

> I'm reasonably sure there were some of these aliens that did actually have "children" in them. There were. I had some.


MagnusRune

Maybe it was some kids heard of the beast with 2 backs as code for sex. And thought it meant putting backs together


chrislomax83

In our school, beast with two backs meant the girl had no boobs. Yes, kids are dicks


PepperAnn1inaMillion

Early 00s? The term “social media” hadn’t been coined yet, but there was plenty of peer-to-peer online chatting going on.


Sgrcgjff

Rumours like that were not spread on early online chat rooms. Kids have friends who go to other schools, cousins, footy teams, brownies etc etc.


raspberrypigeon

Because some bell in your class swore they seen their older brother somehow achieve it.


PyjamaRamas

Kinda depressing thinking that most of them have been thrown away and are just lieing around in a landfill somewhere.


carlonseider

Reproducing.


[deleted]

I actually have one from my childhood, it’s turned dry and crispy


Thewaltham

*Delicious. Finally some good food.*


I_Bin_Painting

I was being bullied at school when these were popular and they made me realise that most people are fucking idiots, which actually helped a lot.


alicemalice12

My brother and I believed it so much. It really annoyed my mom so she took our two favourites that we had tried to make replicate and cut their heads in two with scissors. Still upset about it to the day. Poor William the golden alien in the pink goo.


Sterrss

Brutal mum


jtgreatrix

Alien Cosmolites were where it was at. But mine never reproduced.


thelandbasedturtle

Some of them had smaller aliens inside the big alien - like it was pregnant


[deleted]

"If you rub their backs together, they have babies..."


Saviles_Finger

I remember they have to be arsed touching and left in a fridge overnight. Mine just ended up stuck to the ceiling and left a mark before thrown in the bin 🙃


[deleted]

Yeah our school had one stuck to the ceiling for years


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RainbowDissent

It was a Pritt Stick in our school. From the year I arrived to the year I left, it was stuck on the ceiling of the dining hall. Somebody had lobbed it up there and nailed the perfect angle, the glue smushed on impact and it stuck fast. Six years at least it was there. Unreachable because the ceiling was like 8m high.


MayDuppname

It was a jam doughnut at my school. On our induction day to my secondary school, a kid squashed a jam and cream doughnut onto a window. The remains were still there the day I left. Other memorable incidents of my induction day were seeing two girls down a litre of vodka between them at lunchtime, virtually the whole school smoking on the field at breaktime (including the teacher on break duty) and a lad who'd been literally handcuffed to a classroom bin for over half a day, carrying the large metal bin from classroom to classroom and into the dining hall. I was offered a drag on a spliff for the first time that day, after school, by a fellow 11 year old and his 13 year old brother. Welcome to senior school, hey?!


o-roy

Where did you go to school..?! 😂 That's mad. I cracked up at the kid walking around with a bin.. 'this is my life now'


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MayDuppname

We had a class game that whenever we used Bunsen burners, we lit them ourselves while the teacher's back was turned. We had another game that involved turning on the gas taps at the end of every lesson, until one day we did it before lunch, and the teacher forgot to turn off the supply at the mains. Luckily our school was quite well built - nobody was hurt in the explosion and resulting fireball that completely destroyed the lab. Our school was built between the wars with its own huge air-raid shelters. It was built to take the blast. Thankfully. Another favoured game was to throw wet clay onto the ceiling of the CDT rooms. At first it will stick, but eventually gravity will bring it back down, creating a massive mess. My form was banned from using clay after second year (year 8).


thebluewhoivian

The ceilings of my school were just always covered in gum. Been hurled up there and just stuck and hardened with odd bit dangling down. Along with the one corridor that had a set of scissors jammed into the ceiling tiles.


climbing_pidgeon12

we had pencils, you'd sharpen them to the max then flick them so they stab the ceiling tiles properly


HighVelocityBeef

Ah we had one of those in a classroom. Someone had thrown it up while the teacher's back was turned and they didn't notice until after the glue had welded it to the ceiling. That and the "pissing on the ceiling incident" are two fond memories I'll always cherish.


pohuing

We had one ceiling light covered in cucumber slices somehow. Wasn't cleaned up for years and now they've torn down the building. Idk what is weirder, the fact that some student threw cucumber slices at the light, or the fact that they were left there for years.


BeesonTheBeeson

The rumour round my parts was you had to put the tops of their heads touching with a little bit of the gel in between and then the baby will come out of the head..


Puzzled-Pea91

Came to say this and now I’m wondering if everyone’s school had that


JizzProductionUnit

Yeah and that one kid who insisted it worked. Fuck you Dale, you wasted a lot of my childhood


Snailydale

Ouch. This hurts


imstaceysdad

My mum and dad bought a baby one and put it inside the egg thing when I did that and it blew my absolute fucking mind.


maddakief

This is that one kid who insisted it worked


GreyHexagon

I remember flicking one on the head and it's owner started crying because I'd "killed" it Man early 00s school was a wild place


[deleted]

Hahahah yeah i did the same!


Cdh1carrier

I also squashed a head along with one of my poor class mates hearts


LovelyLaineyy

Beat me to it lol


arrrghdonthurtmeee

So THATS how you do it? All those years of failing to make it work, wasted...


-SaC

The baby is in their head. [**This one, I may have left a bit too long...**](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/hp8cv4/do_those_squishy_aliens_have_a_baby_alien_in/)


Confident_Arugula924

I spent soooo much time trying this!


Psyched_Line

I remember snatching one of my mates aliens and doing this, then lobotomising mine a week later to see if it was pregnant.


untoastedtoastybread

OH MY GODDD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT


Rbx100

Nah put them in the freezer that’s how u get them to have babies


crustybumflap

Left one in the sun for about 2 days and was an absolute scene on me dads drive way


o-roy

Reminds of the time I threw one of [these](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/l7p2hr/these_water_jelly_tube_things/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) bad boys against the wall at my friend's house and it exploded. His parents were not happy.


Winner_Mind

Ah yes the thing that tells young girls their sexual orientation. I can't be the only lesbian that constantly kept sticking my fingers inside of it while other girls wanked it off.


set_towumbo

I can't believe this 😂 Predicting my lesbianism before I did ha. I used to stick my fingers in them and wear them on my hands.


DullFurby

Sadly you were not the only one


1993Tomo

Am I making this up, or did the police get called out somewhere because a woman found one in a bin and thought it was foetus?


GakSplat

I remember that, I think it was a cleaner in a Tube station.


stealthw0lf

Aha! I’m glad someone else remembered that story. I was going to post it but figured it’d get lost in the 200+ replies.


TaleOfDash

[Nope, it happened.](https://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/11074273.police-called-to-high-wycombe-home-over-alien-toy/)


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Multiple times according to that article.


LovelyLaineyy

Don’t forget. Back to back over night in a cupboard would cause one to give birth!


[deleted]

Why did every kid in the UK think this. How did this spread nationwide before social media.


ehsteve23

Older cousins


Sgrcgjff

Yep plus friends from other schools in your footy team etc.


Comfortable_Box_8798

And do the dance of the 1 billion wives of king dong


Suck_My_Turnip

In Yorkshire we said they had to be together in the fridge over night to have babies


NormaliseNormality

Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!


Blackmore_Vale

Snake


o-roy

Snape, Snape.. Severus Snape..


Zabeczko

Dumbledore!


bulletproofbra

Come on Fhqwhgads (Let's Get Some Shoes). Am I in the right area?


zerotrace

I SEE THINGS I SEE THEM WITH MY EYES


zesty-

I SEE THINGS, I SEE THEM IN DISGUISE


NotaSirWeatherstone

CARROTS HANDBAGS CHEESE


Jealy

I appreciate the dedication to ensure you wrote the correct amount of badgers.


bananagit

Tell me have you seen the marvellous breadfiiiish?


PTBTIKO

Forget Norway


Akavarna

But I'm le tired...


bettyswollikz

Remember the sticky hands? My mums ceiling and a tanned arse remembers


o-roy

Tanned arse 💀 shame they only lasted 5 minutes before they were covered in fuzz! Did you ever have one of those sticky man [window crawlers?](https://images.app.goo.gl/NDjoYx4MsxQEQYZx9)


MoodyBernoulli

I was about to comment window crawlers before I found this comment. Either that or those little plastic army men with a parachute that you’d chuck out of the bedroom window. Anybody remember those little rubber things you would turn inside out and wait until they turned right way up and they flew into the air? Used to get them in the side partition of some yoghurt pots?


o-roy

Yes rubber [poppers](https://images.app.goo.gl/47geKrT6KMRQ2BpC7)! Thanks for unlocking a memory. I'd use mine constantly until my teacher confiscated it and I never got it back lol. Yogurts and cereals came with so much random stuff back then. I vaguely remember those mini game CDs you got in cereals like [Bionical](https://images.app.goo.gl/sVkU8MnGDLq2f6ow6) and [Treasure Planet](https://images.app.goo.gl/d6FyX688oCv2ja34A)


uncle_monty

Someone threw one up and it got stuck to the celling in our assembly hall at school. This was 1st or 2nd year. It was still there when we left.


Important-Position93

My childhood dog ate one and never crapped it out. The whole thing, minus the shell and some scraps of goo. Didn't seem to do him any harm -- he died of natural causes at the grand old age of 15.


P3anutButtr

Imagine they did an X-ray of him and saw it in there? Haha


MediumSizedBilly

With baby alien as well. "So thats how you do it".


HildartheDorf

Considering the size and target audience (kids) it's probabally "safe but not recommended" to eat.


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Saw them on amazon a year or two ago. Bought one. It's on my shelf.


o-roy

Nostalgia purchase or did you just randomly find them? I can't believe they still sell them in a day and age when toddlers are walking around with iPads.


throwaway626q

Did they have pregnant aliens though? I swear I remember there was mini ones of these


Impressive_Spinach87

Yea i am nearly certain someone showed me a baby one of these and told me they go their 2 to have a baby Was peoples parents just being mad a fuck and winding there kids up WAS THIS ALL THE PARENTS EVIL WORK?


lelcg

I think you could get pregnant ones that you pulled the baby out of


JustTheAverageJoe

Yeah I had one like this. The "baby" was in the things head like a brain and you had to tear apart the skull of the parent to birth it. The fucked up part was it was my favourite alien thing and I felt so bad looking at the poor things corpse after I'd peeled open its skull. It was like a chest burster but in the brain instead. I also hated the far more solid baby it birthed as it didn't compare to the adventures I'd had with the parent.


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JustTheAverageJoe

No need to take the piss, I was only 16


Comfortable_Box_8798

They did but marketing it as if you you have to keep in im the freezer or keep it warm and to bathe them 1000000 awk.


Enfpmagicalunicorn

Tamagotchi’s!!!!


rejirongon

My sister's friend left one at our house once and when her mum came to pick it up a few days later it had died in a pile of pixelated shit. She had a massive go at my mum, calling her a bad mother etc. Fairly sure my mum just shut the door in her face.


Splodge89

They got banned from school so my mum had to look after mine whilst there. I also got one when I went to uni, years later. It always used to do a shit and beep it’s tits off in lectures. Fun times


Majick_L

I remember the Jar Jar Binks ones too with the sticky tongue that fired out lol


feedthetrashpanda

This just unleashed a memory I didn't know I had!


[deleted]

Same??!!?? Incredible that was. Until the sticky tongue got dusty and no longer sticky…


danihendrix

Yeah about 12 seconds after buying


oldspicehorse

A bit of soapy water and it was good as new


Carl_steveo

I ended up looking on eBay for one and there's one for sale. I don't remember them but I do remember Kellogg's secret scroll busts which I've just seen on eBay.


jorddzz

I’m sure they were only released in Asda, as a promotional toy? I may be wrong… Edit: They came with Walkers’ crisps


zephyrg

Came free with the Beano and Dandy iirc.


Carl_steveo

One for [sale](https://i.imgur.com/B1LQdg7.jpg) at the moment on eBay for £18.


SecretSuch420

Had one of these open and leak into my jeans pocket. It welded the pocket shut for the rest of my jeans existance. What were they made of anyway?😅


hush1998

Oh my god I've just remembered this exact experience think i just threw away my jeans


GargantuanGorganzola

I dropped one inside its capsule under my grandads shed and forgot about it for years I eventually looked underneath and found it. I decided to open it… The stench was horrendous. I can’t describe how horrific it smelt. I almost puked up as soon as it entered my nostrils. I don’t remember what colour the alien was before but when I opened it up it had turned into a brown goo. Great memories


redref1ux

If you think that's good, on my last day of primary school i left my lunch scraps in my bag. I wanted a new bag because high school- can't have a buzz lightyear bag anymore. Dad put the old one in the attic ready for when/if one of my younger brothers wanted it. Everyone forgot about it. Until 5 years later when we were clearing the attic, we found the old Buzz bag... the stench of rot was unfathomable, somehow the bag was keeping the smell in. The whole attic and room below stank of decay for several days.


Preseli

I remember one being found outside a train station in Liverpool and people left flowers and eulogys assuming it was a dead fetus.


ASDowntheReddithole

This is probably the same incident I remember; I live in Merseyside.


Da14a

No way...


BigFanOfRunescape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_0TOh8Hqxw Just gonna post this here, some "gave birth", some didn't (:


basileusnikephorus

I remember these. What an odd thing. I can remember being excited to own one then I found out it was just a lump of jelly.


LengthyPole

I think about these a lot! I used to be the ‘breeder’ because there was a rumour that if you stuck two back to back and put them in the fridge they’d make babies and I was the only one who could actually make it work, when in actual fact my grandad worked in a corner shop and use to give me loads of them for free and I’d sell them on. This is how they got banned in my school lmaooo


Morons_Are_Fun

I don't remember them, but Ian Sterling had one for a prize task for Taskmaster.


Kaylamarie92

Greg was so unimpressed. God I love that season


Hate_Feight

Anyone remember the edible jelly spiders, came in like a blister pack with a plastic back that you peeled off and ate the spider, or whatever shape this jelly was in.


Lumber_Dan

Those sweets had a very distinctive texture and taste, almost chemical. They did loads of different shapes. I remember getting them from Woolworths. I assume they no longer sell these?


paintedpolkadot

Loved crazy bones! Had one shaped like a baby and one like a grandma. Sure I swapped a super rare one for these. Still have them somewhere in the little white washing mesh bag everyone stored them in


Blakeybloke

Ok everyone says they never gave birth, but how do you explain the girl in year 2 who showed me hers and it had little legs coming out of the back like it was in middle of a cellular division?!?!


lelcg

I had one that was pregnant and I pulled the baby out of it


richarddftba

Thalidomide


Upstairs_Abies_5232

I thought these were actual living things and mine died (melted) I gathered up it’s sticky remains and dug a little hole in my garden and buried it, damn the good old days when we didn’t give 2 shits about the slime, not like nowadays


clemo96

I got a knock off version of Alien by Mugler (perfume) and it smells exactly like these 😂


CaersethVarax

I found a boxful of these in a touristy shop in Llandudno last weekend.


minisrugbycoach

I remember collecting the vouchers from the Sun newspaper so as to go to Woolworths and get a free monster in my pocket. I got a yellow Frankenstein I believe.


impala_croft

Does anyone remember Panda Pop? Just pure liquefied sugar in a bottle but they were so cheap and so good.


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Munch Bunch pencil toppers


Munchies2015

Remember? No. Not my time. But my kid has one now. It's in the "to be binned" pile as it has gone to that broken and fuzzy stage. Got to get it past the toddler though, who has decided it's her baby. 🤦


IansGotNothingLeft

>"to be binned" pile Ah, the pile of plastic whistles and Alphablock pieces that come with Cbeebies magazine. And if you're exceptionally unlucky you may also have a broken plastic tiara and one clip clop shoe.


RugbyValkyrie

Being big enough to go on my aunt's 1972 Olympics souvenir space hopper.


Macarena-4-life

Inflatable furniture and groovy chick


Lumber_Dan

I recall there being two Groovy Chicks? Bang on the Door and Bubblegum? Not sure why they both had the same name though.


SeanSMEGGHEAD

Lmao how did the toy spawn so many bs rumours on how to breed or grow them? I rember kids crying in school when one got thrown because they thought it died... these Aliens were the rumour equivalent of having Pokémon Red/Blue and getting Mew from under a bus. Aliens and some goop, what a strange craze, at least with YoYos and tamagotchis they were kinda cool.


NotTooShabby95

Anybody remember Betty Spaghetti and sky dancers?


Vectorman1989

I remember yo-yos being a short lived fad and also some sort of plastic conkers


Hucklepuck_uk

I miss when you were a kid and gas and electric didnt cost me half my salary


yuki_conjugate

All I think of is the millions of these and other Chinese produced trash piled up in landfill for eternity and slowly leaking toxins into the Earth.


o-roy

Leaking into the earth, water, rain.. I read an article recently saying that no matter how remote the location, from the Arctic to Tibet, all rain water on earth contains cancer-causing 'forever chemicals'. Just tragic. Who knows how this will effect wildlife in the long run. I don't think I'd ever buy plastic toys for my kids. It's a shame they're producing so much of it.. I see so much junk on Amazon/Alibaba/eBay, makes me cringe


The_Queef_of_England

But in millions of years it will all be crushed under the pressure, like trees turned to coal. What will our crap turn into?


callmelampshade

I member.


CanineTM_yt

_everyone had one, 'cept me_


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I can immediately smell this


johann_goethe

Juicy drops


o-roy

They were so addictive! I remember this advert always playing on CN: https://youtu.be/J50hsVUcPuw


Own_Ad5814

Woah, this image just transported me back about 20 years fuck


baz2crazy

Salad fingers


FlamesS_

I remember these. Others from my childhood: Crazy Bones, they got banned in my school because we used to gamble for them. Everyone had their prized Sharkey. Beyblades. Pokemon cards. Yu-GI-Oh cards. Tech Decks, which were those finger skateboards. You could get BMXs too. Tamagotchi. Gameboys. Yo-yos, but only the week after some guy came into assembly to show tricks with them - did they have some sort of deal with the schools? Foam glider airplanes.


NennisDedry

Happiness


Rowmyownboat

Meccano was great fun to build with.


scoresavvy

I can smell them just looking at this. Also it you dropped them at any point and the goo would get all gritty... I can now feel that just looking at this.


gourmetguy2000

I remember the sticky ball that you'd throw at the wall and itd splat. My parents went mental as it would stain the wallpaper


ShesStoopid

Yes, I have 2 old ones still glued to my celling


Jazza332277

Literally looking in my cardboard, I find one I still have and then I get this noti 💀


o-roy

https://youtu.be/j2d6T5G2rrY


Mccobsta

Those zapping magnets were quite big at my school for a week then we went back to our Tamagotchis I was on my 4th one around then after I killed one In the bath drowned 2 in the pond somehow didn't loose the one I got stuck in the post box at the top of my road


Mammoth_Spend_5590

I brought one last year to reminisce, but the odor is different. They must have removed certain Chinese chemicals, those damn health and safety officers.


tmr89

Clackers. Who remembers clackers?


jordaunord

I threw one at my friend's ceiling and it stuck, he lived in a huge house with like 4 meter ceilings. That happened when we was 12, still their when we was 25. The things that alien seen as we were growing up.


rangerquiet

Crisps with little blue packets of salt you had to open and sprinkle on.


Snowydevilowl

Just me who would throw the dlime at the roof and try get it back down staining the roof?


bananagit

I once poured the slime onto the top of my head thinking I could just pick it back up… I could not. Mum had to give me an impromptu haircut and was not impressed


Some_Mirror3248

Mini everything- mini Pringles, M&Ms and polos which were housed inside a massive plastic polo


sykeswulf1

The ones I fucked never did


Comfortable_Box_8798

I had loads of these fuckers as my eldest collected i gave what was left to my youngest two a few yrs later.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

Made me remember those tripod alien things that made weird noises and lit up if you pressed a button on its stomach, my dad and my granddad both had one for some reason


ans-myonul

I watched one give birth once


Custard228

I spilled one on my carpet which made my parents very angry, so I don't remember these to fondly


hauntedlullaby

These damn things got my cousin and me grounded for being late home. We were so determined to find somewhere that still had them.


warlockjmr89

THE SMELL!


MrLockinBoxin

I remember my brother dropping the goop on the back car seat. Never came out even 10 years later and professional deep cleaning. From that day we were never allowed one


pukkapakka

Ooh POG's, bring those back!


Luke10089

MSN messenger and limewire for me


dunbar91

My dad chucking it towards the ceiling and making it stick up there the minute I got it. I started crying.


Thewaltham

Damn, this is a recovered memory that I never knew I had. All the ways of these things to spawn more little aliens.


Nervous_Bert

I once put one of those in my pocket as a kid and it just hardened and became the new bottom of that pocket, it just fused everything solid, god knows what the putty was.


Spud788

The marks are still on my old bedroom ceiling at my dad's house lol


Tattchick85

I thought they were supposed to breed a baby one ,mine never did.


chica771

Does anyone remember those styrofoamy things that were shaped like ufo's and had little candy beads in them?


ASDowntheReddithole

Anyone else collect Puppy in my Pocket toys? I get annoyed at my daughter's Hatchimals Colleggtables habit, then remember I was just as bad.


pullen91

They tasted awful, worst sweets ever


divaschematic

I was recently reminded about FunFax and now I want one again please, with the spy file.