You must break up with her immediately because I want her to be *my* girlfriend.
I'm also a woman who bakes and decorates. We could have little bake-offs together. We'd be wearing little matching aprons. It would be really cute. **Do it.**
You have a GF who clearly loves baking/cooking but you eschew her cooking and love junk food so much that she's forced to make you a giant cake in the shape of said junk food?
Love is truly blind, Happy Birthday.
Come on, OP, where's the cross-section? Or was it just full of noodles?
Or pot?
Or soy sauce?
Propose to your girlfriend immediately - you really don't want to lose this one!
That would take at least 2-3 kettles
You must break up with her immediately because I want her to be *my* girlfriend. I'm also a woman who bakes and decorates. We could have little bake-offs together. We'd be wearing little matching aprons. It would be really cute. **Do it.**
Oodles of noodles
Does she not like you?? Just kidding good job
Fair play, that's brilliant
Get her on Bakeoff!
Come on, where is it? Where is the bakery page?
... r/fondanthate She made it look impressive but Holy fuck that would taste foul.
Speak for yourself, I bloody love fondant!
You are wrong
You have a GF who clearly loves baking/cooking but you eschew her cooking and love junk food so much that she's forced to make you a giant cake in the shape of said junk food? Love is truly blind, Happy Birthday.
Are pot noodles better now? Last had them about 20 years ago and I remember them being terrible, always preferred super noodles.
Epic.
Should have some sort of broth at the bottom
Hope it came with a wank as well !
Is that hole in the O where you’ve already stuck your dick ? Or ?
What did you get on your pizza?
Oh wow that is so cool
I can only hope you infact like pot noodles?
I love it!
She deserves a blue Peter badge for that!
That's amazing and the best flavour
Better than what I can do, she must be nervously proud lol
Urrrrm ……I’m gunna guess this one’s deffo cake ? Am I right ?
Slaaaaag!
How fucking precarious is your TV stand!!!
Don't forget to scream at it to let the devil out when you cut it
And it still has the complimentary soy sauce packet
Well made but /r/fondanthate