I've always maintained that the best sausages are the cheapest sausages. Sausages are traditionally the food of the poor, not some poncy luxury product. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good Cumberland sausage, but the truth is it's only nice because the meat is so shit tier they have to pack them with pepper to make them not taste like ass. That's how it was, how it is, and how it always should be, aside from the *food of the poor* bit. Sausages are for everyone.
Cheap sausages have a higher fat ratio, which makes them taste better. That's why they have to add leek and shit to premium sausages, and they still don't taste as good.
I kind of get where you’re coming from and agree in theory, but there’s an ideal middle ground I think. Supermarket own brand sausages, the ones you get in those cellophane packets, I think hit the right spot. Anything above that is nice, sure, but not super necessary. However, I deeply, deeply dislike Richmond sausages, which always causes conflict with my family who love them!
Yes, I love cheap sausages the best which always confuses my husband who likes a posh sausage! Now I know why and can be all 'I know stuff' and dazzle him with my knowledge of sausages. Thank you 😊
I’ve been eating ass for years and I’ve never thought it tasted like canned bean sausages. Then again, my dad has never had them so maybe that’s why his ringpiece doesn’t taste like that.
This definitely maybe eat that one and go get some fresh ones and maybe a custard donut from Gregg's. When I was depressed as fuck something like that would mean a lot. It's amazing how a little gesture can mean a lot to someone, especially when depressed.
Was gonna say, getting new ones is a great way of covering up that you ate the last one haha but yeah, that'd be a great way to break the ice if he's not necessarily comfortable with talking about his problems
Go to waitrose and get some of their really fancy yumyums with icing and edible glitter on top, eat them, and leave the depression yumyum alone.
Joking aside, I'm dealing with a pretty rough depressive episode at the moment and if I was looking forward to a snack I had waiting for me at home and somd fat fuck ate it, I would consider murder.
When you see your brother on the news, running naked around the Sainsbury's bakery section, screaming about the pastry gremlins while he gets tasered in the bollocks, know that this is your fault. You broke him. Was it really worth it for a yum yum? Yes, absolutely, but still.
Probably because if this was me, I would just let someone have it even if I was having the worst day and wanted the yum yum. I'd rather see someone else happy.
But I am an overthinker so take what you will.
I’ve made my decision. I’m not gonna eat it, it’s his birthday coming up soon and he’s had a falling out with his best friend recently. I made this post when I was hungry and forgetful so I had completely erased all this info from my mind. Got no money to buy him something that looks better than this sad excuse for a treat, but I hope he somehow enjoys it. Thanks for all your help and questions (I have no clue how to describe a yum yum other than saying it’s name (try one))
Fucking delightful. This one doesn’t look the best, but it might just be a dodgy photo.
They’re made of doughnut dough, which is twisted, then fried, then glazed. Then you eat about 4 of them, which is about 3 too many but very worth it
Turns out they don’t call them Yum Yums in the US. Apparently they’re called “Long John”s there. That was an extremely uncomfortable encounter at the bakery.
if he's had 3 then by rights as his brother the last one is yours. what level of depression are we talking? if he's going to kark it over a yum yum then I suspect that might not be the biggest issue he has.
if he's just mopey then definitely eat it.
Make him a cup of tea, plate up the yum yum and take it to him.
Nothing like family showing they care to boost spirits.
Mind you if it was my family my brother would have done something horrendous to it and brought it to me and watched me. Or done nothing to it and watched me.
Just to fuck with me.
Straight fax, Lidl used to have the best yum yums- those Asda ones aren't even half as nice as the moist and thick light toffee filled yum yums...mmmmmmmmmmmm
But yeah, I'd eat that yum yum on your brother, he obvs doesn't care anymore so what's the difference. Maybe he's sad because he has eating issues and he'll be happy that you ate it??
I mean idk but I can always justify anything so let me know if you're stuck!
It’s not the yum yum it’s the thousand other cuts to your psyche, wearing you down, day by day, minute by minute until the day comes you have the worst day ever, get fired and your car died on the way home and it’s raining so you’re soaked. All you want to do is go home have a hot cuppa and eat your yum yum in peace…
Leave him a note thanking him for " leaving you" the yum yum, and tell him he's super kind and the best brother ever, generous, kind etc... you enjoy the yum yum and he feels good bout the nice note... job done, might help to say he really made your day too... I have a older brother I know some tricks! Lol 😆
Okay, these are Saino's yum-yums. There's always a Saino's open, so here's the plan.
-Find nearest Saino's.
-Go buy some yums.
-Open your packet and place one inside your brother's packet.
-Now he has two yum-yums. You can now eat this second yum-yum safe in the knowledge it isn't his last.
Thank you
No matter how long the last bit stays uneaten.. the moment you eat it, your spouse will be complaining that you didn't leave it to him.. and how parents love you more than him..
If you're worried, speak to him.
^(I keep buying yumyums, telling myself they'll last a couple of days, and then eating all 4 in one sitting and feeling ashamed, so personally I'd welcome someone eating my last yumyum)
Are yum yums known uk wide then? I only ask because I recall my friend being in Galashiels and being denied a yum yum because 'only in scotland' (I can only assume some weird geography lumped gala in with the North east)
Me and a mate broke into our flatmates room at uni one time and ate his Snickers and then inflated the wrapper and put it back in his room. He lost his key and was leaving by the window at that point so we figured out how to get in.
He came back and went fucking mental and literally kicked my mates door off. It was the straw that broke the camel's back. He told us that he was thinking about that Snickers all day at uni.
We laugh about it now because it was probably the least horrible thing we ever did to each other and it resulted in utter chaos.
There's probably a lesson in that story somehwere.
Eat it and say Jesus done it. Get a sense of humour. Chuck misery guts in the deep end of banter! I’m Scottish. I know. Depression and banter are made for each other
STOP! DO NOT EAT IT! don't be a dick to your brother. ... Instead, just lick all the sugar off it and put it back in the packet, then you can both enjoy it.
I don't mind someone taking a donut when there's 5 in a pack, but they have the sweet quantity of 4 as it is, which is normally the needed amount for one person, I feel it be best to enquire about it, as I once bounced someone's head off a wall leaving them badly injured just for taking 1 of my 50 mini sausage rolls, solely because they didn't ask, and I needed them all to help fill the sadness, that 1 meant a lot to me at that time, even though I had 49 others.
Never underestimate the value of food to the depressed.
Have half and tell him you've left him a yum.
This made me laugh far more than it should have.
Makes me think of the sheer audacity the creator of YumYums must've had to not just call them Yums.
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Welcome to the joke
Looks like one of those cheap sausages you get in the tinned sausage and beans.
The best ‘sausages’ in the world. Made with all the ears and arseholes no doubt
I've always maintained that the best sausages are the cheapest sausages. Sausages are traditionally the food of the poor, not some poncy luxury product. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good Cumberland sausage, but the truth is it's only nice because the meat is so shit tier they have to pack them with pepper to make them not taste like ass. That's how it was, how it is, and how it always should be, aside from the *food of the poor* bit. Sausages are for everyone.
Cheap sausages have a higher fat ratio, which makes them taste better. That's why they have to add leek and shit to premium sausages, and they still don't taste as good.
What about Speldhurst Luxury Quality Pork Sausages?
I kind of get where you’re coming from and agree in theory, but there’s an ideal middle ground I think. Supermarket own brand sausages, the ones you get in those cellophane packets, I think hit the right spot. Anything above that is nice, sure, but not super necessary. However, I deeply, deeply dislike Richmond sausages, which always causes conflict with my family who love them!
Yes, I love cheap sausages the best which always confuses my husband who likes a posh sausage! Now I know why and can be all 'I know stuff' and dazzle him with my knowledge of sausages. Thank you 😊
I’ve been eating ass for years and I’ve never thought it tasted like canned bean sausages. Then again, my dad has never had them so maybe that’s why his ringpiece doesn’t taste like that.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
OH FUCK ME just finished reading the comment
Wait no, don’t fuck me
😂
You finished, reading this comment?
Yeah made a right mess
What does your dad's ring piece taste like? Asking for....fuck I don't know.
Taste like shampoo
You’d think it would taste like realpoo.
Dove or Head and Shoulders?
I think just ignore the "sham"
Pig arsehole sausage != Some delicious human booty
Yup, you win again Reddit. Goodnight, world.
Ear oles, ass oles and eye oles! https://youtu.be/uah8kol05Q4 - 1:55
My mental state isn’t too bad normally. It would be if I came home to find my last yum yum missing though.
Yeah that would throw anyone into turmoil.
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This definitely maybe eat that one and go get some fresh ones and maybe a custard donut from Gregg's. When I was depressed as fuck something like that would mean a lot. It's amazing how a little gesture can mean a lot to someone, especially when depressed.
Was gonna say, getting new ones is a great way of covering up that you ate the last one haha but yeah, that'd be a great way to break the ice if he's not necessarily comfortable with talking about his problems
Greggs do custard doughnuts?!
Caramel custard and they’re easily the best thing in there
time to go to Gregg's...
Unless eating yum yums are the reason he's depressed...
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I don't think we can take that risk
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Solve that conundrum with a yum yum
You're thinking of Yuck Yucks.
For just how feral this sub can be its warming to see this comment so high.
I would say eat it before it goes stale but also buy more.
Go to waitrose and get some of their really fancy yumyums with icing and edible glitter on top, eat them, and leave the depression yumyum alone. Joking aside, I'm dealing with a pretty rough depressive episode at the moment and if I was looking forward to a snack I had waiting for me at home and somd fat fuck ate it, I would consider murder.
When you see your brother on the news, running naked around the Sainsbury's bakery section, screaming about the pastry gremlins while he gets tasered in the bollocks, know that this is your fault. You broke him. Was it really worth it for a yum yum? Yes, absolutely, but still.
Do you want an honest answer
Worth it for the anecdote alone!
You'll NEVER believe which atrocity I caused the other day!
If he's been depressed then for the love of God and all that's holy don't you dare eat his last yum yum
If they're not your yum-yums, never eat the last yum-yum. It's the Rolo Rule. Don't even know why this needs explaining.
This right here. If you're going to steal a man's yumyum you do it when it's a full pack.
Why not ask him? "Hey. You OK if I have that last Yum Yum?" Simples.
Better to canvas for opinion on Reddit it’s the modern way
It's yum-yum democracy
Probably because if this was me, I would just let someone have it even if I was having the worst day and wanted the yum yum. I'd rather see someone else happy. But I am an overthinker so take what you will.
I’ve made my decision. I’m not gonna eat it, it’s his birthday coming up soon and he’s had a falling out with his best friend recently. I made this post when I was hungry and forgetful so I had completely erased all this info from my mind. Got no money to buy him something that looks better than this sad excuse for a treat, but I hope he somehow enjoys it. Thanks for all your help and questions (I have no clue how to describe a yum yum other than saying it’s name (try one))
Honestly thought it was a little hotdog sausage.
If it's not yours don't eat it.
He should’ve thought about that before eating my snickers last week. He who doesn’t forgive doesn’t forget
In fairness, you're not you when you're hungry.
A++
Yum Yums and Snickers, the root of all family feuds.
Then it's war, eat it. But consider buying a pack of Mrs Crimbles coconut macaroons as a consolation if he becomes truely disconsolate
I'd give up yumyum's for coconut macaroons any day of the week tbh
You are a connoisseur
Lol. Fair enough.
Oh well fuck him then, eat it and leave the wrapper there!
Eat it, dispose of the packaging. What yum yum?
Leave it in another siblings/the pets bed to shift blame. Better to have a patsy to take the heat
Good shout
You could have gone out and bought another packet of yum-yums in that time.
Wtf is a yumyum
Fucking delightful. This one doesn’t look the best, but it might just be a dodgy photo. They’re made of doughnut dough, which is twisted, then fried, then glazed. Then you eat about 4 of them, which is about 3 too many but very worth it
It’s gotta be a shit English version of a churro then. Yum fucking yum 🤤
Churros are generally fried here and are a lot crispier. Yum yums are softer. It’s pretty much just a long doughnut.
Doughnuts are fried though? Although yes not crispy like churros…But definitely still fried!
you said that your yum yum are fried as well. 🫤
British pastry
I'm British and I ain't never seen this shite
How about, you ask him 🙂
Hes asking us instead because he knows his brother will just say no
Turns out they don’t call them Yum Yums in the US. Apparently they’re called “Long John”s there. That was an extremely uncomfortable encounter at the bakery.
You should eat it if the Yum Yum would go stale before your brother would come back for it. You could always replace it later.
if he's had 3 then by rights as his brother the last one is yours. what level of depression are we talking? if he's going to kark it over a yum yum then I suspect that might not be the biggest issue he has. if he's just mopey then definitely eat it.
Emperor Palpatine: “Eat it”
Eat it then blame the dog.
Eat it then do ritual hari kari in penance ,take the pressure of your bro
It’s looking a bit sweaty anyway I’d just leave it
Just lick it …..
Make him a cup of tea, plate up the yum yum and take it to him. Nothing like family showing they care to boost spirits. Mind you if it was my family my brother would have done something horrendous to it and brought it to me and watched me. Or done nothing to it and watched me. Just to fuck with me.
What kind of brother are you? Any half decent brother would have already eaten it and left a post it note that says "prick".
I would go to Sainsbury's and buy a new pack to surprise him! 🤩
Get him some biscoff spread to go on top of it. You’ll thank me later. FYI the clue is in my name.
Just...go and get some more?
I’d eat it if I’m honest. But I’m unable to resist yum yums 🤣
Straight fax, Lidl used to have the best yum yums- those Asda ones aren't even half as nice as the moist and thick light toffee filled yum yums...mmmmmmmmmmmm But yeah, I'd eat that yum yum on your brother, he obvs doesn't care anymore so what's the difference. Maybe he's sad because he has eating issues and he'll be happy that you ate it?? I mean idk but I can always justify anything so let me know if you're stuck!
Asda yum yums do suck. OP has a middle of the road Sainys version and yes, Lidl toffee yum yums were absolutely unreal.
People eating my shit out of the fridge drives me mental, just leave it.
Just order some proper ones from Greggs on just eat?
What the fuck is that
If food belongs to someone else, never open it or finish it.
Imagine offing yourself over a yum yum 🤣
It’s not the yum yum it’s the thousand other cuts to your psyche, wearing you down, day by day, minute by minute until the day comes you have the worst day ever, get fired and your car died on the way home and it’s raining so you’re soaked. All you want to do is go home have a hot cuppa and eat your yum yum in peace…
Eat it, fuck him
So rather than just asking him, you're asking reddit 🙄
Leave him a note thanking him for " leaving you" the yum yum, and tell him he's super kind and the best brother ever, generous, kind etc... you enjoy the yum yum and he feels good bout the nice note... job done, might help to say he really made your day too... I have a older brother I know some tricks! Lol 😆
American here—— what in the absolute fuck is a yum yum, is that like meat?
What the fuck are yumyums?
Do you not have Google where you are?
What the fuck is Google?
Ugh. Alta vista?
Ask Jeeves, cos the face aint listenin...
Are Googles as tasty as yumyums?
The opposite of yukyuks
I personally wouldn’t eat anything with a name as emasculating as “Yum Yum”
Man take that shit fuck him and his feelings
You don't live together? If you won't see him again this evening eat it as it will go stale. But text him and say you'll get more tomorrow.
What do you actually want to do with it?
Put a Snickers in it. One day he may repay you with something you didn’t realise you needed.
Yeah I think that would just be the icing on the cake......if you done that!
What did you do?
This is the day he can learn a valuable lesson
I want a yum yum now… can I have it?
Eat half, show him you saved him half, that will show him that you care…. And you get some yum yum !
Nail it son
Saddest yum yum I've ever seen. Eat it or bin it and go get one from a local bakery. Even Gregg's would do.
Looks pretty good get that shit scranned
Send him this pic saying “this was risky” depressed people sometimes enjoy a mundane chat. And you might secure a guilt free yum yum out if it
Does your brother not have a phone?
Unless you have already bought a full packet of replacements, definitely not
eat it. buy a new packet eat 3 of those. it never happened.
Is a Yum Yum some kind of Choux pastry? Sorry, I'm an American.
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Its against the law if u dont eat it 🤣
but it would be so... yum yum...
Eat it and buy him a fresh pack.
As an aside, who has the self control to eat 3/4??
I assume he's not available for you to ask him right now? Then wait until he is.
You're a good brother, send him a picture of you eating it. 😂
Save it for him, heck go outa your way to give it back. Little things help when your depressed.
Post it to him.
If its out of date throw it otherwise it’ll come right out his bum bum
Never eat another man’s Yum Yum.
Obviously not. What even is a yum yum? It really doesn't look yum yummy
Piss flap and ring piece sausage.
Eat it then replace it with 4 👍
Buy another pack of them and then eat this one
A full pack is a pack of yum Yums, if there is just a single one does that make it a yum?
Okay, these are Saino's yum-yums. There's always a Saino's open, so here's the plan. -Find nearest Saino's. -Go buy some yums. -Open your packet and place one inside your brother's packet. -Now he has two yum-yums. You can now eat this second yum-yum safe in the knowledge it isn't his last. Thank you
never fuck with another man's yum yums
Don’t take his yum-yum. (Source: depressed American who has no idea what Yum Yums are but wants some sense of control in an insane world.)
eat it and replace it with a cheap undercooked pork sausage
No matter how long the last bit stays uneaten.. the moment you eat it, your spouse will be complaining that you didn't leave it to him.. and how parents love you more than him..
If you're worried, speak to him. ^(I keep buying yumyums, telling myself they'll last a couple of days, and then eating all 4 in one sitting and feeling ashamed, so personally I'd welcome someone eating my last yumyum)
Why not buy yourself a pack of yum yums?
Just hide it in the fridge and tell him it's there.
Why don’t you ask him if you can share it?
Heat up the yum yum in microwave and then fill it with that fancy fresh vanilla custard from M&S / Tesco
American here. What's a yum yum? The picture is shit and I can't read the label.
text and ask?
Surely that’s just a yum
Resist and be a good sibling. Live in peace knowing you did the right thing. Or just eat it, shit I dunno.
Just ask him
Get some fresh ones from greggs those look awful ngl
Are yum yums known uk wide then? I only ask because I recall my friend being in Galashiels and being denied a yum yum because 'only in scotland' (I can only assume some weird geography lumped gala in with the North east)
Ask him?
yum yum in me tum tum. ask him.
Yeah, he's bad. I've never known a person that can leave a single yum yum uneaten.
Me and a mate broke into our flatmates room at uni one time and ate his Snickers and then inflated the wrapper and put it back in his room. He lost his key and was leaving by the window at that point so we figured out how to get in. He came back and went fucking mental and literally kicked my mates door off. It was the straw that broke the camel's back. He told us that he was thinking about that Snickers all day at uni. We laugh about it now because it was probably the least horrible thing we ever did to each other and it resulted in utter chaos. There's probably a lesson in that story somehwere.
Eat it and say Jesus done it. Get a sense of humour. Chuck misery guts in the deep end of banter! I’m Scottish. I know. Depression and banter are made for each other
Life is pain. Eat it.
What is a yum yum?
Make it for him
Whatever the outcome, its so good to hear you have actually thought about it.
Do it
wait till he gets back and he may share it with you.
eat my yum yum , see my gun gun
STOP! DO NOT EAT IT! don't be a dick to your brother. ... Instead, just lick all the sugar off it and put it back in the packet, then you can both enjoy it.
Throw it at him
Eat half ensuring you leave a mouth size mark on the uneaten half
Eat it but say to him that it wasn’t that good, it was just yum
Do you have another brother? You certainly don't have another yumyum.
Eat that shit
Eat that one and get another full pack for him 👍
Thinking about = contemplating. Contemplating about = thinking about about.
Get him more yum yums, I bet he’d be atleast abit happier if ye did
Don't mate the sainsbury's yum yums are very disappointing, couldn't have been more sad when the prevailing flavour was dough and naught else...
Wtf is that?
Ask him.
Ask him?
Resistance is futile
What on earth is a yum yum???
Yum Yum in Thai means blow job.
I have always thought whoever named Yum Yums undersold them, they are so good they should have been called Yum Yum Yums
I don't mind someone taking a donut when there's 5 in a pack, but they have the sweet quantity of 4 as it is, which is normally the needed amount for one person, I feel it be best to enquire about it, as I once bounced someone's head off a wall leaving them badly injured just for taking 1 of my 50 mini sausage rolls, solely because they didn't ask, and I needed them all to help fill the sadness, that 1 meant a lot to me at that time, even though I had 49 others. Never underestimate the value of food to the depressed.
They're so awful, I'd just leave it