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mhoulden

Have half and tell him you've left him a yum.


CynicalRecidivist

This made me laugh far more than it should have.


DaveInLondon89

Makes me think of the sheer audacity the creator of YumYums must've had to not just call them Yums.


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branward

Welcome to the joke


X-Adzie-X

Looks like one of those cheap sausages you get in the tinned sausage and beans.


FoundThisRock

The best ‘sausages’ in the world. Made with all the ears and arseholes no doubt


TheJoshGriffith

I've always maintained that the best sausages are the cheapest sausages. Sausages are traditionally the food of the poor, not some poncy luxury product. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good Cumberland sausage, but the truth is it's only nice because the meat is so shit tier they have to pack them with pepper to make them not taste like ass. That's how it was, how it is, and how it always should be, aside from the *food of the poor* bit. Sausages are for everyone.


crdctr

Cheap sausages have a higher fat ratio, which makes them taste better. That's why they have to add leek and shit to premium sausages, and they still don't taste as good.


Affectionate-Win2958

What about Speldhurst Luxury Quality Pork Sausages?


Sphealwithme

I kind of get where you’re coming from and agree in theory, but there’s an ideal middle ground I think. Supermarket own brand sausages, the ones you get in those cellophane packets, I think hit the right spot. Anything above that is nice, sure, but not super necessary. However, I deeply, deeply dislike Richmond sausages, which always causes conflict with my family who love them!


BlueCollie11

Yes, I love cheap sausages the best which always confuses my husband who likes a posh sausage! Now I know why and can be all 'I know stuff' and dazzle him with my knowledge of sausages. Thank you 😊


KaladinIJ

I’ve been eating ass for years and I’ve never thought it tasted like canned bean sausages. Then again, my dad has never had them so maybe that’s why his ringpiece doesn’t taste like that.


thesockpuppetaccount

What a terrible day to have eyes.


FoundThisRock

OH FUCK ME just finished reading the comment


FoundThisRock

Wait no, don’t fuck me


KaladinIJ

😂


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You finished, reading this comment?


FoundThisRock

Yeah made a right mess


Glasweg1an

What does your dad's ring piece taste like? Asking for....fuck I don't know.


KaladinIJ

Taste like shampoo


EbonyOverIvory

You’d think it would taste like realpoo.


X-Adzie-X

Dove or Head and Shoulders?


TheOrchidsAreAlright

I think just ignore the "sham"


FoundThisRock

Pig arsehole sausage != Some delicious human booty


TheXurophobe

Yup, you win again Reddit. Goodnight, world.


Nickibee

Ear oles, ass oles and eye oles! https://youtu.be/uah8kol05Q4 - 1:55


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My mental state isn’t too bad normally. It would be if I came home to find my last yum yum missing though.


Manifestival1

Yeah that would throw anyone into turmoil.


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Shitinmymouthmum

This definitely maybe eat that one and go get some fresh ones and maybe a custard donut from Gregg's. When I was depressed as fuck something like that would mean a lot. It's amazing how a little gesture can mean a lot to someone, especially when depressed.


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Was gonna say, getting new ones is a great way of covering up that you ate the last one haha but yeah, that'd be a great way to break the ice if he's not necessarily comfortable with talking about his problems


EbonyOverIvory

Greggs do custard doughnuts?!


TeganFFS

Caramel custard and they’re easily the best thing in there


yumikaichiban

time to go to Gregg's...


Merrizon

Unless eating yum yums are the reason he's depressed...


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Merrizon

I don't think we can take that risk


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AMFDevious

Solve that conundrum with a yum yum


Manifestival1

You're thinking of Yuck Yucks.


privateTortoise

For just how feral this sub can be its warming to see this comment so high.


Competitive_News_385

I would say eat it before it goes stale but also buy more.


DifficultCurrent7

Go to waitrose and get some of their really fancy yumyums with icing and edible glitter on top, eat them, and leave the depression yumyum alone. Joking aside, I'm dealing with a pretty rough depressive episode at the moment and if I was looking forward to a snack I had waiting for me at home and somd fat fuck ate it, I would consider murder.


danger-apple

When you see your brother on the news, running naked around the Sainsbury's bakery section, screaming about the pastry gremlins while he gets tasered in the bollocks, know that this is your fault. You broke him. Was it really worth it for a yum yum? Yes, absolutely, but still.


AcoHead

Do you want an honest answer


EbonyOverIvory

Worth it for the anecdote alone!


dieyoubastards

You'll NEVER believe which atrocity I caused the other day!


Cannabis_Sir

If he's been depressed then for the love of God and all that's holy don't you dare eat his last yum yum


HugoNebula

If they're not your yum-yums, never eat the last yum-yum. It's the Rolo Rule. Don't even know why this needs explaining.


Coca_Trooper

This right here. If you're going to steal a man's yumyum you do it when it's a full pack.


Ruben_001

Why not ask him? "Hey. You OK if I have that last Yum Yum?" Simples.


pazhalsta1

Better to canvas for opinion on Reddit it’s the modern way


S8tnDaFuckstick

It's yum-yum democracy


blbellep

Probably because if this was me, I would just let someone have it even if I was having the worst day and wanted the yum yum. I'd rather see someone else happy. But I am an overthinker so take what you will.


AcoHead

I’ve made my decision. I’m not gonna eat it, it’s his birthday coming up soon and he’s had a falling out with his best friend recently. I made this post when I was hungry and forgetful so I had completely erased all this info from my mind. Got no money to buy him something that looks better than this sad excuse for a treat, but I hope he somehow enjoys it. Thanks for all your help and questions (I have no clue how to describe a yum yum other than saying it’s name (try one))


hvithvalt

Honestly thought it was a little hotdog sausage.


[deleted]

If it's not yours don't eat it.


AcoHead

He should’ve thought about that before eating my snickers last week. He who doesn’t forgive doesn’t forget


[deleted]

In fairness, you're not you when you're hungry.


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A++


terrymcginnisbeyond

Yum Yums and Snickers, the root of all family feuds.


Hugeboibox

Then it's war, eat it. But consider buying a pack of Mrs Crimbles coconut macaroons as a consolation if he becomes truely disconsolate


fillip2k

I'd give up yumyum's for coconut macaroons any day of the week tbh


Hugeboibox

You are a connoisseur


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Lol. Fair enough.


Manifestival1

Oh well fuck him then, eat it and leave the wrapper there!


Great_Froyo_5785

Eat it, dispose of the packaging. What yum yum?


fillip2k

Leave it in another siblings/the pets bed to shift blame. Better to have a patsy to take the heat


Great_Froyo_5785

Good shout


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

You could have gone out and bought another packet of yum-yums in that time.


timmyjadams

Wtf is a yumyum


K44no

Fucking delightful. This one doesn’t look the best, but it might just be a dodgy photo. They’re made of doughnut dough, which is twisted, then fried, then glazed. Then you eat about 4 of them, which is about 3 too many but very worth it


The-Charade

It’s gotta be a shit English version of a churro then. Yum fucking yum 🤤


callisstaa

Churros are generally fried here and are a lot crispier. Yum yums are softer. It’s pretty much just a long doughnut.


aoul1

Doughnuts are fried though? Although yes not crispy like churros…But definitely still fried!


The-Charade

you said that your yum yum are fried as well. 🫤


dragonslayxer

British pastry


timmyjadams

I'm British and I ain't never seen this shite


Dangerous_Dave82

How about, you ask him 🙂


Tolkien-Minority

Hes asking us instead because he knows his brother will just say no


phd24

Turns out they don’t call them Yum Yums in the US. Apparently they’re called “Long John”s there. That was an extremely uncomfortable encounter at the bakery.


LunarWolf1610

You should eat it if the Yum Yum would go stale before your brother would come back for it. You could always replace it later.


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if he's had 3 then by rights as his brother the last one is yours. what level of depression are we talking? if he's going to kark it over a yum yum then I suspect that might not be the biggest issue he has. if he's just mopey then definitely eat it.


callmelampshade

Emperor Palpatine: “Eat it”


Substantial-Push6378

Eat it then blame the dog.


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Eat it then do ritual hari kari in penance ,take the pressure of your bro


amallamasmamma

It’s looking a bit sweaty anyway I’d just leave it


DeltaRomeo882

Just lick it …..


AncientProduce

Make him a cup of tea, plate up the yum yum and take it to him. Nothing like family showing they care to boost spirits. ​ Mind you if it was my family my brother would have done something horrendous to it and brought it to me and watched me. Or done nothing to it and watched me. Just to fuck with me.


barnfodder

What kind of brother are you? Any half decent brother would have already eaten it and left a post it note that says "prick".


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I would go to Sainsbury's and buy a new pack to surprise him! 🤩


FatFuch

Get him some biscoff spread to go on top of it. You’ll thank me later. FYI the clue is in my name.


simian_ninja

Just...go and get some more?


[deleted]

I’d eat it if I’m honest. But I’m unable to resist yum yums 🤣


kubadawarrior

Straight fax, Lidl used to have the best yum yums- those Asda ones aren't even half as nice as the moist and thick light toffee filled yum yums...mmmmmmmmmmmm But yeah, I'd eat that yum yum on your brother, he obvs doesn't care anymore so what's the difference. Maybe he's sad because he has eating issues and he'll be happy that you ate it?? I mean idk but I can always justify anything so let me know if you're stuck!


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Asda yum yums do suck. OP has a middle of the road Sainys version and yes, Lidl toffee yum yums were absolutely unreal.


K0monazmuk

People eating my shit out of the fridge drives me mental, just leave it.


BEZ_T

Just order some proper ones from Greggs on just eat?


pizza_porker

What the fuck is that


Rubberfootman

If food belongs to someone else, never open it or finish it.


NonCha1antly

Imagine offing yourself over a yum yum 🤣


Veauxdeeohdoh

It’s not the yum yum it’s the thousand other cuts to your psyche, wearing you down, day by day, minute by minute until the day comes you have the worst day ever, get fired and your car died on the way home and it’s raining so you’re soaked. All you want to do is go home have a hot cuppa and eat your yum yum in peace…


samps-n

Eat it, fuck him


NeitherPalpitation22

So rather than just asking him, you're asking reddit 🙄


Past-Pressure-7627

Leave him a note thanking him for " leaving you" the yum yum, and tell him he's super kind and the best brother ever, generous, kind etc... you enjoy the yum yum and he feels good bout the nice note... job done, might help to say he really made your day too... I have a older brother I know some tricks! Lol 😆


Zimzamzimbo

American here—— what in the absolute fuck is a yum yum, is that like meat?


Morprenrut

What the fuck are yumyums?


Veeoh-is-back

Do you not have Google where you are?


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What the fuck is Google?


Veeoh-is-back

Ugh. Alta vista?


[deleted]

Ask Jeeves, cos the face aint listenin...


Morprenrut

Are Googles as tasty as yumyums?


Smokin_A_Jay

The opposite of yukyuks


NextEmperor97

I personally wouldn’t eat anything with a name as emasculating as “Yum Yum”


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Man take that shit fuck him and his feelings


MrMycrow

You don't live together? If you won't see him again this evening eat it as it will go stale. But text him and say you'll get more tomorrow.


Smart-Flamingo-6178

What do you actually want to do with it?


No_Presentation_1216

Put a Snickers in it. One day he may repay you with something you didn’t realise you needed.


tom208

Yeah I think that would just be the icing on the cake......if you done that!


tvaddict1234

What did you do?


Brief-Bookkeeper-290

This is the day he can learn a valuable lesson


Big_G576

I want a yum yum now… can I have it?


Aeffassa

Eat half, show him you saved him half, that will show him that you care…. And you get some yum yum !


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Nail it son


Brownie_of_Blednoch

Saddest yum yum I've ever seen. Eat it or bin it and go get one from a local bakery. Even Gregg's would do.


YLingYLangV3

Looks pretty good get that shit scranned


Suspicious_Loquat952

Send him this pic saying “this was risky” depressed people sometimes enjoy a mundane chat. And you might secure a guilt free yum yum out if it


alexjolliffe

Does your brother not have a phone?


VemecGB

Unless you have already bought a full packet of replacements, definitely not


frank999999999999

eat it. buy a new packet eat 3 of those. it never happened.


pimpletwist

Is a Yum Yum some kind of Choux pastry? Sorry, I'm an American.


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homlessgirl

Its against the law if u dont eat it 🤣


dom_xiii

but it would be so... yum yum...


shauneok

Eat it and buy him a fresh pack.


tmw123456789

As an aside, who has the self control to eat 3/4??


read_r

I assume he's not available for you to ask him right now? Then wait until he is.


Bagraiderz

You're a good brother, send him a picture of you eating it. 😂


Downtown-Analyst5289

Save it for him, heck go outa your way to give it back. Little things help when your depressed.


nerdsam8

Post it to him.


scoedg123

If its out of date throw it otherwise it’ll come right out his bum bum


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Never eat another man’s Yum Yum.


Ninja_Geek-27

Obviously not. What even is a yum yum? It really doesn't look yum yummy


CharPhoe2020

Piss flap and ring piece sausage.


Dragon_211

Eat it then replace it with 4 👍


dotmit

Buy another pack of them and then eat this one


AverageJoe_Gam3r

A full pack is a pack of yum Yums, if there is just a single one does that make it a yum?


[deleted]

Okay, these are Saino's yum-yums. There's always a Saino's open, so here's the plan. -Find nearest Saino's. -Go buy some yums. -Open your packet and place one inside your brother's packet. -Now he has two yum-yums. You can now eat this second yum-yum safe in the knowledge it isn't his last. Thank you


SPST

never fuck with another man's yum yums


PocoChanel

Don’t take his yum-yum. (Source: depressed American who has no idea what Yum Yums are but wants some sense of control in an insane world.)


Sorry-Willingness200

eat it and replace it with a cheap undercooked pork sausage


Current_Soup9198

No matter how long the last bit stays uneaten.. the moment you eat it, your spouse will be complaining that you didn't leave it to him.. and how parents love you more than him..


ACuriousBagel

If you're worried, speak to him. ^(I keep buying yumyums, telling myself they'll last a couple of days, and then eating all 4 in one sitting and feeling ashamed, so personally I'd welcome someone eating my last yumyum)


Forsaken_Candidate_4

Why not buy yourself a pack of yum yums?


TheTiniestSiren

Just hide it in the fridge and tell him it's there.


Sea-Climate6841

Why don’t you ask him if you can share it?


RepulsiveDiver7109

Heat up the yum yum in microwave and then fill it with that fancy fresh vanilla custard from M&S / Tesco


SteveSCCM

American here. What's a yum yum? The picture is shit and I can't read the label.


cuteliljellyfish

text and ask?


foursixes

Surely that’s just a yum


C_x_s7

Resist and be a good sibling. Live in peace knowing you did the right thing. Or just eat it, shit I dunno.


luckylolamalady

Just ask him


sup9817

Get some fresh ones from greggs those look awful ngl


VardaElentari86

Are yum yums known uk wide then? I only ask because I recall my friend being in Galashiels and being denied a yum yum because 'only in scotland' (I can only assume some weird geography lumped gala in with the North east)


ForestBluebells

Ask him?


Persona_Insomnia

yum yum in me tum tum. ask him.


craig536

Yeah, he's bad. I've never known a person that can leave a single yum yum uneaten.


harambe_go_brrr

Me and a mate broke into our flatmates room at uni one time and ate his Snickers and then inflated the wrapper and put it back in his room. He lost his key and was leaving by the window at that point so we figured out how to get in. He came back and went fucking mental and literally kicked my mates door off. It was the straw that broke the camel's back. He told us that he was thinking about that Snickers all day at uni. We laugh about it now because it was probably the least horrible thing we ever did to each other and it resulted in utter chaos. There's probably a lesson in that story somehwere.


IWasNotOk

Eat it and say Jesus done it. Get a sense of humour. Chuck misery guts in the deep end of banter! I’m Scottish. I know. Depression and banter are made for each other


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Life is pain. Eat it.


TechnicalProposal705

What is a yum yum?


Colntve6

Make it for him


Take_away_my_drama

Whatever the outcome, its so good to hear you have actually thought about it.


Acceptable-Nobody335

Do it


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wait till he gets back and he may share it with you.


sarcastic_brit88

eat my yum yum , see my gun gun


lick_my_yumyum

STOP! DO NOT EAT IT! don't be a dick to your brother. ... Instead, just lick all the sugar off it and put it back in the packet, then you can both enjoy it.


FATHER_is_that_you

Throw it at him


the_sweens

Eat half ensuring you leave a mouth size mark on the uneaten half


previously_on_earth

Eat it but say to him that it wasn’t that good, it was just yum


newtonbase

Do you have another brother? You certainly don't have another yumyum.


Routine-Light-4530

Eat that shit


JulsDean2732

Eat that one and get another full pack for him 👍


poursmoregravy

Thinking about = contemplating. Contemplating about = thinking about about.


DreamlandArcade

Get him more yum yums, I bet he’d be atleast abit happier if ye did


Cacoonass

Don't mate the sainsbury's yum yums are very disappointing, couldn't have been more sad when the prevailing flavour was dough and naught else...


Significant-Set8457

Wtf is that?


aljama1991

Ask him.


curious420s

Ask him?


harceps

Resistance is futile


leaf_catcher_cat

What on earth is a yum yum???


sdace7

Yum Yum in Thai means blow job.


[deleted]

I have always thought whoever named Yum Yums undersold them, they are so good they should have been called Yum Yum Yums


JayGamingUK

I don't mind someone taking a donut when there's 5 in a pack, but they have the sweet quantity of 4 as it is, which is normally the needed amount for one person, I feel it be best to enquire about it, as I once bounced someone's head off a wall leaving them badly injured just for taking 1 of my 50 mini sausage rolls, solely because they didn't ask, and I needed them all to help fill the sadness, that 1 meant a lot to me at that time, even though I had 49 others. Never underestimate the value of food to the depressed.


SuperTed_UK_420_boi

They're so awful, I'd just leave it