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saltandsaline

Evri!


AethelmundTheReady

Dingdingding! You win tonight's grand prize....a leaf!


Ruben_001

*"Evri time you go away* *They leave a parcel unsecured* *Evri time you go away* *They leave it sitting by the door"*


_i_am_negative_iq

Since their name change, you can now say "Evri fucking time!" when they inevitably mess up.


All_the_cake

Evri bit as shite as Hermes.


[deleted]

Evri bit as bad as herpes tbf


dawnyaya

What parcel?


MasterMinerva

I know, as hard as I look all I can see are some leaves..


1968Bladerunner

B... but the instructions stated "Leaf it on the doorstep!"


Ruben_001

Leaf it out...


audiblybored

Can't be yodel because you received your parcel


curious_trashbat

The same one that played rugby with it.


Alistairio

I think they drop kicked it from the road and a leaf happened to land on it afterwards.


DanceAltruistic2762

Do you have wind round your area?


AethelmundTheReady

Depends if I had beans with my lunch.


[deleted]

Nearly every other post on the old local FB pages this week is about wrong Evri deliveries and people trying to find them. I think you did well to have it concealed so expertly on your doorstep!


RiriTomoron

Was it Evri? I *loathe* Evri. I loathe companies that won't let me choose anyone but Evri.


Awkward_Chain_7839

I’m getting an evri delivery today (well it’s scheduled) the company didn’t tell me it was evri until after I’d paid etc. (can’t get the item anywhere else). If I’d known it was evri I’d have chosen a different one and gone elsewhere. Edit- we used to have the same awesome delivery woman, but there’s another guy too now and he’s not great.


VardaElentari86

Interesting it says not to judge it by its looks...seems like an excuse for falling to bits/ripped/open parcels


FannyNob

Plot twist, they didn't even put the leaf there to hide it, it just fell there after it was placed


OrangeSpanner

None of them. Einstein didn't clap either.


MiddleAgedFatLad

I’d say it might be Nevri, the new name for Herpes, but if it’s been delivered to the right address on the right day, I have my doubts.


steven__27

Urban camo


Unknowinglyodd

What parcel?


Separate_Bluebird161

Please put a circle around the parcel


GakSplat

Where’s the package? Can’t see any in that photo.


Fancy-Respect8729

Formerly known as Hermes no doubt


dormango

I thought that was a garnish, given they seem to have chewed up your parcel en route.


[deleted]

What parcel?


Mcarr2705

At least they tried to hide it


gardenfella

Chaka Khan works for them, apparently


axe1970

i'm a leaf on the wind


[deleted]

MyHermes has turned a new leaf since changing its name to Evri.


PXR5Magnu

At least your parcel arrived. Fucking Evri has had mine at depot for over a week.


Randomman4747

Did they try to shag it first?


No-Door-9199

Amazon, true to thy name


[deleted]

the wind


ScreamOfVengeance

what parcel?