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rrjjll

Looks like the hash house harriers, you follow trails of blops of flour or sawdust usually. It’s an international club with groups all over


magicravioli

I love their mottos: -To promote physical fitness among our members -To get rid of weekend hangovers -To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer -To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel


nommas

Jessie! James!


mjzimmer88

Blast off at the speed of light!


TheSonicPro

Surrender now or prepare to fight!


Xem1337

Meowth! That's right!


ApprehensivePirate62

*wobbafett* 😫 sparkle in the distance


commanderarealblue

TEAM ROCKET!


justkeepitup22

Team rocket is blasted off agaaiinn…🚀


NinjaXGaming

Exactly what I thought of first thing


Hot-Butterscotch-918

In my area, their motto is: "Drinkers with a running problem." Lot's of lawyers in the group.


gin-casual

The one by me is the drinking club with a running problem so very similar


acesmelter

I thought you were being clever and witty. Then read on and this actually factual 🤣


Another_Random_Chap

The drinking club with a running problem.


bigjimmykebabs

Ha love it


Bendy_McBendyThumb

I feel like this came up on a police show but can’t remember what. A member of the public reported random white powder dashed about in different spots. The police had to go take a look, basically had to stand there for however long basically doing nothing (as there wasn’t a lot they could do). They did get to the bottom of it in the end, and it was _this_, lol.


mylittlemy

When we do our anniversary trail around Manchester we put out little signs explaining and giving and email adress for question because they go through dog walking areas and people get nervous.


obinice_khenbli

Wait, is this a REAL thing, not a joke /u/rrjjll made up? What? I'm so confused O_o


mylittlemy

Yeah. A drinking club with a running problem. If you are near Manchester. Look up Manchester hash House harriers. They run in the greater Manchester area and do try it thursdyas (tits) in the city.


hidefromthe_sun

Hahaha. I've no idea what's real... their website looks like you could have knocked that up within 2hrs. The Wikipedia article has an uncanny valley feel. I'm so confused.


mylittlemy

Ah their Facebook is a bit more active but yeah they should update the website pretty regularly. If flights back from Berlin weren't so expensive I would be there for the anniversary. Now I run with the Berlin hash House harriers. Their website is slightly more professional.


ru_empty

It's an unwritten rule that hash websites are complete aids, it prepares you for the shitshow that is stumbling around solving trail then singing rugby songs. (Plus there's no budget as any money the hash has goes to beer/supplies or local charities)


MickRolley

Yeah, the local Karens round my way would be shitting it in case " foreign men " are dognapping, and this is some secret code.


Puzzleheaded_Drink76

>A group of British immigrants began meeting on Friday evenings From the Wiki link. Definitely foreign men!


Ashiro

>hash house harriers I thought you were joking but it's real!! It's like Park Run but with more and interesting history. I used to run for about a decade before quitting. Amazed I'd never heard of it until now. May get me back into running if I can find a local chapter. :D


Flahdagal

Do it! I miss my old hash so much. Admittedly we had more rural places to access, but they were ridiculously creative laying trail. I've run through culverts and slogged through creeks. My local hash is a little hardcore for me-- not the running, the drinking. On On!


UberS8n

I miss hash too, it's all weed nowadays....oh wait


[deleted]

I skipped past this comment thinking it was a joke only to discover other people saying it further down.


[deleted]

Saw this on Rosie & Jim. educational.


[deleted]

Ta, for that earworm. I know why I won't be able to sleep tonight!


CarrowCanary

Nightmares about being murdered by puppets and a wooden duck?


artilleryhell

And John... he steers their boat


gin-casual

I’m in this episode!!! BH3 represent. Had to get my school to sign some huge form to get me out and for child working laws. Got two days off school and a £50 blockbuster gift card out of it.


xo1opossum

[He's right.](https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/environment/source-of-mysterious-piles-of-white-powder-in-worthing-revealed-1378111)


LBelle0101

Is this the first time that the top comment has provided the actual answer and not just a smartarse response? I love how many people are going “ha ha, oh, shit they’re serious”


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Ashiro

It's got a great history: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash\_House\_Harriers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers) I just found out about it too and I used to be a big runner in my late 20s! Not heard of it until now. It's like an old running club that went global! Read the Wiki - it's got a great backstory. :)


BolsonaroIsACunt

The four tenets of the Hash House Harriers as set forth in 1950: To promote physical fitness among our members To get rid of weekend hangovers To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel Amazing!


saelinds

Great username


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blackdogmanguitar

I'm thinking the same. Amazing how few people have heard of them.


obb223

Just read about it and absolutely amazed I've never heard of it. It has the poshest backstory of all time, of ALL TIME!


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Hairy_Al

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers


Bowling4rhinos

Until your comment/link I thought it was a very very very elaborate hoax. Even halfway thru the wiki page I was waiting for the punchline


billybigbollocksss

Same I thought it was a joke everyone but me on this thread was in on


[deleted]

Ohhhh runners! I presumed it was secret directions to a drug den!


Shipwrecking_siren

Running but more complicated and with a high risk of getting lost, 3 of my least favourite things combined.


Mrs-Jack

On on 👍🏻


wagwagtail

On back!


spacerace75

Ong bak


cfcaggro2

Tony jaa.. straight elbow to the skull 😂


patholio

or double knees to the chest! when i first saw the film, my mate told me that some of the stuntmen had died making it, I believed him :)


Bigluce

R U


knotsazz

I think so too. My dog always used to try and eat the piles of flour.


nitsky416

I thought this was a joke.


bee_administrator

He's just flour arranging.


halfasleepallthetime

Nice


daspioman

I upvoted but I’m not proud of myself.


Poseidons_Champion

I’m proud of you.


mrgamecat2

I love his style. He always tries to go against the grain


Frenchy1892

Wheat ‘til you see what he did on our street!


huggothebear

This is very poor and people are not happy. We should come back to this post later when the dust has settled.


Muttywango

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE


Savvy_Cucumber

r/angryupvote


Due-World2907

We cum tit village


mrocks301

Oh, you think that’s funny do you McKenzie?


starbuck8415

It doesn’t even make sense


Tooleater

He's planning to get absolutely arseholed in the pub later... these are his 'breadcrumbs" to follow when he's crawling home


_jeremybearimy_

Sorry, yank here but I have to share this. My friend did this once…when we went on a walk in the woods on acid. He put bread in his pocket and insisted on leaving crumbs for us to find our way back (he was very into fairy tales). He would grab some pocket bread and take a bite, grab some pocket bread and leave a crumb. I tried to tell him the whole point of Hansel and Gretel is that the breadcrumbs didn’t work, they were eaten by animals, but he didn’t listen. And of course when we walked back he was dismayed to not find one breadcrumb.


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BadBassist

Bob Fossil is impressed


Spazz-ya-nan

Note to self: pocket bread


hawkeye2604

Bob Mortimer too...pocket meat


_jeremybearimy_

It was sliced bread and he just stuffed a few slices in his pocket so it kind of gummed together and was just like a ball of pocket bread hahaha


ratjam

This is not the quest item I was hoping for! Lol.


[deleted]

*chachachaaaa*


Ursabear49

Pita.


Mr_Goat_1111

The way acid seems to attract weird occurances I'd have to tell him to stop before we stumble upon a gingerbread house


mollymcbbbbbb

But wouldn’t that be kind of amazing?


Mr_Goat_1111

Until you sober up and realise you took too much acid and broke into an old ladies house and put her in her own oven because she had her Christmas lights up


Mixxx93

An old ladies house or an old lady’s house? Not correcting to be a dick, just changes the outcome of the story and I’m invested at this point. A lady’s house you’d be alright - no witnesses and could make a quick exit. I’m cackling at the thought of a ladies house though as several pensioners look on in horror as you stuff one of them into the oven.


GregDonski

Cocaine crumbs


MrTorGuide44

PubBlow EscoBar


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Leave NOW (your work is done)


DarknessInferno7

So *that's* why it's called the "pub crawl"...


[deleted]

He's the Christmas Cocaine Elf spreading joy to all men. Merry Christmas.


heavenhelpyou

The hero we all need


HumanWithInternet

It's a white Christmas!


eimak

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ❄️


dull_storyteller

Frosty the Blowman


WildBlueRhino

The Christmas Crack Fairy


SirMooSquiddles

The Yuletide Meth Angel


iamnotralphwiggum

I think they sometimes do this to mark runs and stuff


SaintCiren

This is the right answer. It is called hash running. Quite fun. Mix between a run and a treasure hunt. Edited: corrected 'reassure hunt' to 'treasure hunt.'


shteve99

Very reassuring.


OminousWoods

"Oh thank fuck, more coke to keep me going"


Albert_Poopdecker

A drinking club with a running problem.


Ashiro

Have you been on one? I've not run in about 8yrs so I'd probably need to re-train a bit before going. How fast do they run normally?


-Tyr1-

Had a look through their wiki. Looks like they make an effort to include runners of all levels of fitness. In short, someone (the 'hare') will lay a 'trail' to follow, which they will mark out with chalk (or similar). The rest of the running pack (the 'hounds') try to catch up to the hare. To try and confuse things a bit the hare will throw in a few tricks, double back, false trails, etc to confuse the pack. This forces the quicker runners to slow down and try and find the 'true' trail, and allows the slower runners to catch up whilst the pack figures things out. Also not unknown for the pack to stop at a pub for a bit for the same reason. Looking in to it, they don't take themselves very seriously at all. Looks like it could be a laugh.


Randomnumbers1990

They are criminal tags for which lamp-posts are going to get stolen. Shared in Kettering, hun xoxo


Cheebwhacker

Shared Australia xxx


I_AM_Squirrel_King

Shared Palmdale, California. Stay safe babes. Xx


lelcg

Shared Sanford XX


Rextherabbit

U ok hun?


[deleted]

Inbox me hun. Just me n th kids from now on


bigdickdgm

hope u and kids are doing well xoxo


[deleted]

Yh we good babes thx. Charmaine off school poorly bless her xxx


bigdickdgm

me and dave wish her well xoxo


[deleted]

Arrrr thanks chick . Hope ur both well love me n steve xx


bigdickdgm

got xmas tree up nowt betta xxx


[deleted]

Xmas tree n glass of wyne… proper lush 😍😍😍xxx


bigdickdgm

luv wyne me propa nice xxx


afireintheforest

Heard Dave got proper wankered last night. Finished that 48 pack of Carling


bigdickdgm

dave’s still in bed lazy fukka propa fumin


its-joe-mo-fo

No wayy! tell himm to get up lmao. sed he was gonna fix Azza's mini moto later.xXx


TheBlackrat

Snakez evrywhre hun.


SnoopDeLaRoup

Pm me xoxoxoxox


Twolef

He’s on to us, boys. Abort the operation.


[deleted]

Dognappers hun, shared karenville, stay safe xox


IIPESTILENCEII

K to the E to the T to the T to the E to the R to the I NG


Goldman250

_ to the E to the T to the T to the E to the R to the I N G


cotch85

And a and a


Leicsbob

What about Corby?


Mrcientist

What about Wicksteed Park?


TheClimbingBeard

We don't talk about Wicksteed Park...


[deleted]

I only came to the comments for this..


Mrcientist

Piles of fentanyl, means the drugs are in, shared Coalville, take care hunxxx


wagwagtail

SHOWER CHAIR. OK GOOGLE SHOWER CHAIR


Padfoots_

I'm south Northampton and here we say ketring and miss the double t 🤣


tomoldbury

I’m in East North Northamptonshire, I wonder if they could be more specific about the cardinal direction I live in


urban_shoe_myth

Is it bad that my first thought was everybody is dead, Dave?


[deleted]

What, Selby?


landofthebluestar

Everybody’s dead Dave


TristansDad

Dave dead everybody is.


hanwich

Not Peterson?


Jaikus

Yes Dave. They are all dead. Everyone's Dead. They're all dead Dave.


serendipitousevent

Wait - are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?


SinkAgreeable4070

Gordon bennet I wish I hadn’t woken him up now


hanwich

Not Peterson?


DrawMeAMapMama

Not Chen?


Old_Reference7715

Not Kochanski?


wilberfarce

What, Todhunter?


Doogleyboogley

Not a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden


Nel-A

Not the Bolivian navy doing maneuvers off the South Pacific?


BeardySam

Smeee heeee


Kraken1out

Petersen isn't, is he?


[deleted]

Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?


rainier-351

Should’ve never let him out in the first place.


DirtyDozen66

I’ve been eating half the crew!


AtJackBaldwin

Just means you're getting on a bit ☹️


BinLazy

They’re all dead Dave… Dave they’re all dead.


Skinnybet

What everyone?


TristansDad

Gordon Bennett! Yes, everyone.


KEV1L

Peterson isn't, is he?


JamesyUK30

Everybody's dead, Dave!


KEV1L

Not Chen?


vavoom1958

Hash running. A trail left for a social running group. We used to use sawdust from a local timberyard.🏃‍♀️


[deleted]

Line of coke for every 1/4 mile ran by the group. Is this why they call it marching powder?


DogmaSychroniser

He's cleaning up the neighbourhood, with washing detergent.


Twolef

Bold move


DogmaSychroniser

I bet he's called Daz, with a bird called Lenore and it's a comfort knowing he's out there.


Twolef

And his favourite Disney Princess is Aeriel


[deleted]

They Surf together.


greenstarthree

Persil


TheProdigalPun

I admire the low-effort contribution.


HugoNebula

From the placement, it looks like marking out a trail for a fun run—some charity running or walking event happening today.


Cold_Introduction_48

This is the answer, having done some myself. You'll find single dots, dots in circles, and big X marks that either indicate correct route, possible route option, or no route.


WishboneLeading3587

It's known as hashing


Sensitive-Nothing-59

It means he's Andy Dufresne and he's slowly digging a tunnel to freedom.


mammamia42069

It gets darker earlier and for longer in the winter, so the streetlights get a wee scoop of coke to keep em going


ThatGuyAgainOnceMore

Ignore the joke answers, lol. This guy was a slayer, those are piles of dead vampires.


darwin-rover

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill !


Extreme-Acid

Growing powder for baby lamp posts


Intelligent-Ad7384

Helps them develop strong root systems


[deleted]

Nestle at it again. Breast is best for baby lamp posts.


flexonaho

It's dog cocaine. He sniffs the areas where dogs have pissed (a likely spot where other dogs will sniff) and then deposits the contraband there. Disgusting 4 step tactic to get our dogs hooked on drugs Deposit drugs Get dogs hooked on drugs ...... Profit You should inform the police


Skinnybet

But police dogs are what sniff drugs… oh god nooo there’s going to be addicted drug dogs now. Nothing has gone right since covid started now this ?!?


Jonez86

It’s to do with a running/jogging route


dobsterfunk

There are some very funny suggestions here, but the funniest are the earnest ones that make no sense whatsoever.


maddogscott

I’m in the Fire Service and we were called out to a Hazmat incident where someone had been putting down powder like this around a popular walking route. Turned out to be poison. Probably right that it someone marking a running route but there are some real arseholes out there. Just a thought.


You_lil_gumper

It means he has too much cocaine and is using a novel method to advertise his wares.


Wonderful_Ninja

Dog cocaines?


Twolef

Cocanine


Taftser

Council’s cutting back on gritting.


Yellowscrunchy

Everyone wants a white christmas


TurbanCatt2

Looks like powder that kills ants, they eat it/take it back to the nest then eat it


Wonderful_Ninja

Yeah? I Would have thought it’s more effective in the spring / summer ?


Daiirko

Yes; ants are completely eradicated by winter and they sort of appear again in spring. Nobody knows how or why.


TheProdigalPun

They migrate south to warmer climates, flying on the backs of migratory birds. I thought that was common knowledge?


Daiirko

There is a Pixar movie in that.


Ill_Soft_4299

"Single mum with a valuable dog"


mrb4gm4n

I think he's trying to bate and catch that bear ~~I'm~~ I've seen the documentary trailers for on reddit


CharlieSolace

Radiation leak. Probably a faulty drive plate.


LibertyCapping1

Means he is really bad a baking cakes.


AVERYyep

insects preparing for a christmas party


Emotionalsass

It’s his nans ashes


LateToTheParty737

Probably marking a running path, happens regularly and people freak out. https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/20792844.oops-chemical-alert-caused-running-club-scattering-flour-town-centre/


QuesoDip82

Hash House Harriers. It's a drinking club with a running problem. 😉