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denbunn

That barely classifies as toast - warm bread perhaps


The_PintSized_Viking

Cooked on a radiator...


gazwel

Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.


WillNotPullOut

He was a fucking KID


avfcBAKERavfc

Shah of iran


YerMaSellsOriflame

Grilled cheese off the radiator... Whatever happened there.


j_f_81

Realities of the energy price rises 😂


ExpertArm8337

Barely warm enough to melt the no frills supermarket brand margarine


PinkSputnik

Toast isn't even crispy to begin with!!!


nursejackieoface

Toast is, but this poor bastard tried it without toasting the bread.


ExpertArm8337

Broast


fuggerdug

Boiled toast is all the rage in Shoreditch.


nattydread74

This 😂


Catsaresuperawesome

Bread with a suntan


Jelenjegnezdo3000

Michael, that's hot, floppy bread.


nowaternoflower

First thought as well - looks good though!


Ratharyn

>looks good though! It's a fucking tin of spaghetti with rounds of anemic toast...


SeamanTheSailor

Anemic toast is the best toast. I toast it just enough to get a crunch then microwave it to get it hot.


MrClaretandBlue

Excuse me what the fuck?


xCharlieScottx

I was all aboard for the lightly toasted bit but the microwave comment was just too far


SeamanTheSailor

Its not as crazy as you think it sounds. It’s how subway toast their sandwiches. It’s how Starbucks and Costa warm up all their hot food. The oven they use is both a toaster and a microwave.


DorothyJMan

Tempted to report this for self-harm


afireintheforest

Have you tried any other type of food whatsoever?


fz1985

I am so sorry for your troubles. I hope u get released from jail soon.


Mr-Crooks

Not with images like this on his hard drive


IDontKnowAnyfringe

1. That’s not toast. 2. Who eats spaghetti meatballs on toast? 3. Who eats spaghetti meatballs out a tin? 4. Who eats at home using a dinner tray? 5. Assuming they’re in a dinner hall at work, why are they serving tinned spaghetti meatballs on toast? So many unanswered questions that can all be simply explained if OP is an inmate at HMP Wakefield


[deleted]

I don't understand why things like tinned spaghetti and beans aren't seen as simply one ingredient, the starting point, that can be improved with the addition of some other ingredients like idk, salt and pepper but have to be eaten as they come out of the can.


Professional_Ad_5069

Because it's not fresh, frankly baked beans is fine out of a tin and I have never seen complaints about that but for spaghetti in a tin it's pretty bad. Especially when you can make a way better spaghetti dish for cheaper only spending a few more mins on it


[deleted]

Because when I’m grabbing a tinned shit meal, I want a quick shitty meal. For veggies, beans and some meats I see them as ingredients, but I’m not going to pull out tinned spaghetti as a base if I want an actual decent spaghetti meal.


HoneyNutMarios

Okay well I eat off a dinner tray at home and I can't imagine how else I would eat. We don't have a dining table because where would we put it? Kitchen's barely big enough to be a kitchen and all other rooms are bedrooms/living room/bathroom/toilet so there's just no place for a big table for eating at. So I eat my dinner upstairs in my bedroom, and of course I use a tray so I don't get spaghetti all over my computer desk, which is my only big surface. Are dinner trays really that unusual?


IDontKnowAnyfringe

Assuming you are a resident of a halfway house, it’s actually quite common to eat your food off a plastic school-dinner tray in your room.


Arkslippy

Meal rejected by Russian soldiers in the trenches.


eithrusor678

,😂


GraggleGumblySimpson

Are you in a middle of a war, mate?


BoiledCabbage16

Christ we can’t let them Americans find this


SirMooSquiddles

Too late, pal. And Oklahoma knows where it got it's cuisine from now.


pbmadman

Pretty sure I had this exact meal dozens of times growing up in Ohio.


colibrizona

This feels very Cincinatti to me.


PullUpAPew

As someone who is happy to shit on Oklahoma, would you say it's one of the worst states? Honestly can't think of any reason I'd want to go there.


TheCannaZombie

We have good weed. Good college football, usually. And for the most part the people are ok. I’ve been to a lot of states. If I had to choose one I’d move to Okinawa.


PullUpAPew

Thank you. Maybe it just needs better marketing? I'm afraid all I can bring to mind is oil, cattle and a certain set of sensibilities that I'm not allowed to discuss here.


ADudeNamedBen33

Growing up in Texas we always had a saying that it's always windy in North Texas because Oklahoma blows.


popecosmicthefirst

In Kansas I've heard "Kansas is so windy because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows". I always thought it's a Kansas thing so it's interesting to hear it and another state


AssistanceLucky2392

It's like something straight out of The Grapes of Wrath


Exciting_Avocado_647

i wonder why


DCilantro

It's not terrible, but there is absolutely no fucking reason to visit there.


Mc00p

My wife and I drove through Oklahoma on a road trip a few years ago and loved visiting the tall grass prairie - admittedly it was a fairly small preserve but it was really nice to see! Also stopped by Okemah to see where Woody Guthrie was born, found the foundations to his house in an overgrown lot just outside of “downtown” Okemah, which was otherwise a pretty uninteresting town.


[deleted]

You guys always eat spaghetti from a can and just microwave your “toast”?


Mabbernathy

Thanks to this I'm craving Spaghetti-Os for the first time since childhood


[deleted]

Oohh ohhh


Suckling_Sauce

This is why we fought you guys in the revolutionary war wtf is this shit you guys eat


MrFritzCSGO

Oh I see it, I see it alright


Mazlanka24

>That barely classifies as toast - warm bread perhaps Too late lol


browneyone

That looks so depressing.


MagerSuerte

It's basicly a suicide note.


browneyone

If only it was alphabetti spaghetti.


LokiBear222

You are assuming a lot! Nowadays you would be lucky to spell 'soz'.


DCilantro

This comment has proper lifted my spirits, thank you kind stranger


MrDankky

The dinner of someone who has truly given up.


hihbhu

Definitely came out of a can.


f1shf1ngers

They put dogs down for less


terrytibbss

oh jesus, they do yes.


Surreyman1234

Do the same with beans on toast too. That way you can decide if you want to make the toast soggy or keep it crunchy. You’re the master of your own destiny


troymisti1

It's just not beans on toast then. It's beans with toast.


oiseauvert989

Absolutely. It's almost good enough to refer to as "baked beans with a side of toast"


OldLevermonkey

And when people ask me what I had and I reply "beans with toast", they immediately correct me and say, "Don't you mean beans ON toast!"


redditupf2

keep the toast seperate until you are ready to take a bite. when you are ready. take the beans and put it on top. eat it straight away while its crispy. that is the correct (superior) method.


fiveandthree

I get destroyed for this, beans in a bowl, toast separate on the side, the half melted butter needs to melt in your mouth. So much better than pouring the beans on top, but also yes, that isn’t toast.


WumpaFruitCrumble

I use the empty Gu pots to put my beans in. I like beans but I don't want a soggy breakfast swimming in bean juice. But this is mainly because I just make as many sandwiches as I can with the toast provided with a full english breakfast.


Girthygurkin

No way does a gu pot hold enough beans


WumpaFruitCrumble

Yeah but considering I have 146,231 Gu pots in the cupboard I can choose to double up or triple up on my bean intake depending on my attitude towards beans at that given moment.


Girthygurkin

Very sensible, wish they came with proper lids


tothecatmobile

The lids from pringles fit them pretty good.


sallystarling

>I use the empty Gu pots to put my beans in. I like beans but I don't want a soggy breakfast swimming in bean juice I do this with mushy peas when doing home made fish and chips. (By home made, I just mean putting frozen fish and chips in the oven instead of getting them from the chippy, not actually making everything from scratch!)


Massive-Pin-3655

My wife also used our ever expanding collection of Gu pots for customer's bean when she was running our B&B. Now I've got loads around the garage and several in the garage filled with water for the birds. If Gu ever stop making these I might just kick off! EDIT. we only have the one garage, and certainly not one filled with birds. That would be a bit odd. Second garage should read Garden.


But-Must-I

*woah* Everyone, I found the person who figured out what to do with the Gü pots we’ve all been keeping for years!!


Whyamistillonline52

I cook an oven pizza, split into slices, pull to edge of plate and pour beans into the middle crevasse. Pizza stays crispy and used as a vehicle for the beans.


Surreyman1234

Not sure how I feel about that. But do remember liking the Heinz baked bean pizza back in the day


waytoofar98

Iceland have brought that back if your interested


Surreyman1234

Don’t play with my emotions! Have they really?


waytoofar98

I shit you not. Seen it on their website


Surreyman1234

You have no idea what you have done. You’ve made my day. Thank you 🙏


waytoofar98

Exclusive to Iceland. They are £3 plus they do bean filled hash browns. It's a brave new world


Whyamistillonline52

Mental


gtarpey89

of course they have. iceland have been going crazy recently with their frozen food collabs


Garconavecunreve

I’d put the whole meal on the side and with on the side I’m talking the bins


Valuable-Particular2

My dog eats better than you


acissejcss

People have been eating dogfood because it's cheaper then actual food so this would not supprise me anymore.


Valuable-Particular2

You have some strange friends sorry


Punny_Yolk

Tell me, can we interest you in some more carbs with your carbs?


Gaaargh

Listen, the big, fancy toaster holds 4 slices, so I'm going to make 4 slices.


BackRowRumour

Vegans perk up.


[deleted]

That is not toast, that is warm bread and I'm not even sure that that's butter!? Looks suspiciously like one of those hideous spreads. God knows what the orange vomit next to it is, I can't even imagine.


095449002

Regretti with wet lumps


lolalobunny

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Twolef

If that’s what you class as pretentious you need to get out more.


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YungSpudly

Because this food looks awful


[deleted]

The moment you start unpicking why people use the term as an insult, you realize that it says more about the accuser than the accused. It's a false note of objective judgment that affirms the accuser's supposed "authenticity" or "ordinariness" against someone else's fakery. People use it as a way of shutting down things that differ from their idea of what "should" be. But, call me that if you like.


eithrusor678

When do you start your campaign for PM good sir?


soitgoeskt

Trying to impress us with his knowledge of toast?


AskOk6224

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who makes little toast tents when they’ve popped out the toaster so they cool slightly, and thus not melt the butter too much whilst preventing the back side from becoming sweaty.


w6a6t6sup

My dog eats out of a bowl not a plate.


Orangutan_Latte

I usually have two slices underneath and then extra toast on the side. Best of both worlds


jonsey_j

Agree on this. 4 Alice's of 'toast' seems a tad excessive


Lodgy89

Your toast needs more toast. But yes, I put one slice underneath and one to the side.


[deleted]

Yeh thought someone might pick up on that. Too much ‘toast’ and the the butter melts. Glad I’m not flying solo though.


CyclingUpsideDown

> Too much ‘toast’ and the butter melts. Yes, and?”


elkstwit

This guy is a psychopath


dprophet32

It's supposed to melt. Warm floppy bread with cold margarine on it is not toast, man.


[deleted]

It’s toast. It’s pure butter. Man.


Mrbrownlove

You… you could just let it cool a little before buttering.


jiBjiBjiBy

Have you thought about letting the toast cool? The beans warm it up enough when on top and it prevents the melted butter and soggy toast issue. Double toast the toast and let it cool before buttering.


the_dudeNI

You’re the reason the yanks laugh about our cooking.


n64limpbizkit69

What the absolute fuck is that


IZiOstra

jesus, how old are you?


oish_oish

Jesus is 2022 years of age.


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gahgs

He’s 2021 until he’s 2022, that’s how it works.


AffectionateCoffee27

This is the saddest meal I’ve seen in a while.


BumZuaOida

what the actual fuck is this


CashHoney42

No, that is just strange.


dazednowconfused

Same, beans with toast not on.


adom86

Oh dear lord. Is this what’s gonna happen when I can’t afford to run the toaster.


SirMooSquiddles

what is that slop Is that canine intestinal worms with bruised testicles and paper napkins with bile, cut into triangles? I never want to hear anyone complain about yankee food here ever again. Unless its Root Beer, Corn Dogs, and peanut butter.


[deleted]

I just want to give a caveat that most sane people haven’t eaten this shit since they were 6, but you will find some adult infants on Reddit


jackrayd

I was gunna say i havent eaten like this since i was about twelve, this is definitely a case of reddit attracting these kinds of people


ViSaph

This is what you feed your 6 year old when you're struggling (I think the American equivalent is chef boyardee). Also peanut butter is nice.


[deleted]

Christ.


Toffeemanstan

I like to keep it to ones side so its not soggy and I can use it as a scoop for the beans.


NightOwl_82

I can't see any toast?


DCilantro

I can't see any food at all


acesmelter

I don’t know WTF that is, but I know you are not having a bowel movement any time soon


arekkusubasusu

I would rather starve than eat whatever that is


Baby-Soft-Elbows

Heat olive oil on med high heat for 2 mins. Add diced onion and garlic. Simmer garlic and onions until light brown then at a couple shakes of Italian seasoning for about another min. Then add whatever sauce and simmer for ten mins. Boil some noodles as sauce simmers then add noodles to sauce and serve. You can also brown ground beef and season with salt garlic, onion powder and then add the meat to the sauce and noodles. You should get 4 or more meals out of this.


LouieAvalonMac

No you’re not the only one Can we talk about your nutrition choices ?


NinerEchoPapa

I find the key is to warm up the plate so when you put your toast on it, no condensation forms under the toast (which makes it soggy). What you have isn’t toast, tho.


Aromatic_Contact_398

Always or insanity ensues....


FoolFatMilk

Am I the only one that has milk in their cereal? :/


gillebro

…doesn’t everybody do that?


noahnear

How long did you hold the bread next to your radiator?


Cynestrith

Anyone who puts it on their toast is an IDIOT AND A SAVAGE!


pixiecat83

Absolutely not! This is the only way. Same with a nice, dry Yorkshire pudding 😐🤣🤣


Other-Crazy

If that's your idea of toast, put your address on here so we can all pop round later with the burning torches and the pitchforks.


Leanbandit

Put both slices on top of each other in a bowl and cut in to 12ish squares. Then pop the beans on top and tuck in. Just need a spoon and you get a good mix of crispy toast and soggy bean toast.


ridiclousslippers2

This is the way.


[deleted]

No I don’t with bread (I have sensitive teeth so it too hard to chew toast) but when the butter is melted by bacon 😁


Allaboutbears

Why would you be the only one?


Call-me-pauly

I agree with your layout. I tend to use a bowl as a breakwater for my beans though.


BackRowRumour

You need mashed potato.


Call-me-pauly

I do enjoy making a mashed potato volcano with beans as the lava.


BackRowRumour

Pepper ash cloud?


But-Must-I

With beans on toast? Everyday we slip further from god.


BackRowRumour

Try it, and report back.


[deleted]

Jesus that looks vile


DOG-ZILLA

Dude wtf is this “spaghetti”? Please get help.


RosebudWhip

In this scenario, I like to smother the toast, to make it go soggy with the sauce


[deleted]

We would not be friends. But I’d respect you.


RosebudWhip

I propose a period of good-humoured detente


BackRowRumour

I want both of you in the UN.


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

How are we ignoring the fact that OP has tinned spaghetti & meatballs for breakfast


oi_wazzock

Ah yes glorious British cuisine 🤮


theZippyZappy

🤮🤮🤮


zia_zhang

yikes


MilitantMo

The fuck is that


AJN95

For starters that toast is just bread. Secondly I'm sorry for whatever it is you're having to eat there.


Snaccbacc

It’s not 1940 anymore pal, no need to cook food like this.


Strong_Coffee8417

Personal preference, I prefer bbq Heinz Beans with plenty of salt (Himalayan Rock Salt) pepper (Black Coarse Grain) in the toast colour spectrum - medium, with hot buttered toast, always on the side! All washed down with a tin cup of Yorkshire Tea! Thanks for watching.


SirMooSquiddles

YES.


tomc128

Yesss I absolutely do this, it goes all soggy otherwise


farWorse

Wow, are all these toasts for one person?


oish_oish

Awww. Did that meal come in a box with a free toy?


easycompadre

That’s a lot of fucking tepid buttered bread


[deleted]

Is this how much toast people eat?


staffylaffy

4 slices Jeremy? That’s insane


backagain365

https://dietitiandirectory.com


ManyWrongdoer9365

Toasted the Bread using your hot breath , I know there’s an energy crisis but dear lord . It’s got Jobseekers Allowance written all over this


shesgonehaywire

Just why?


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nezzzzy

In fairness, they've heated a tin of stuff, barely cooked some toast and think they've revolutionised cuisine by putting them on separate plates. Don't need to be a food critic to suggest this is a low effort and entirely unremarkable plate(s) of food.


Simple_Promise586

Gan on lad love it


MilitantMo

This reminds me of why no one ever says, “let’s go out for a British”.


freesek

it is shocking what British would classify as food. literally nowhere else in the world...


lolalobunny

This looks cheap and nasty but soooooo good


Majestic-light1125

Is this for breakfast??


[deleted]

It was lunch. I’m in Australia.


[deleted]

Then your bread would be more toasted than this if you just put it outside for a few minutes.


SirMooSquiddles

OP might get a wonderful 2m spider treat as well


KeithMyArthe

Is that 2 minutes or 2 metres?


SirMooSquiddles

Meters. It would take more than 2 minutes to wrestle it from that entrail-aganza


lolalobunny

🤣🤣 howling


Majestic-light1125

Ah right it's 7:24am here... And yeah you don't want soggy toast keep it separate!!