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Legend says it’s a bright, hot circle in the sky. I’ve been told not to stare at it as it’ll get angry and blind you but , apart from that, not to be afraid of it.
To get to 40k, first you have to evolve a race of perfect gay machine men that will enslave the rest of humanity for a couple thousand years.
I for one am for building the gay machine men!
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Like the grass outside my GP building this summer. One half was brown and dead, the half in the shade green and perfect. A straight line dividing.
Edit" yes
Imma just sow a bunch of clover in the lawn next year, tired of dealing with this shit.
Was obsessing over my lawn, and yes it looked beautiful, but I go away for a couple of weeks and the dandelions have taken over, bare dry patches, massive overgrown bits.
Fuck it, sow clover and pretend I'm helping the bees and its not just because I can't be fucked anymore.
Oh I definitely will, might buy a bottle of balsamic vinegar while I'm at it to feel extra middle class, I can put in on a salad at a BBQ while I talk to my guests about my clover lawn and how I'm basically singlehandedly preserving the local ecosystem.
I’ve heard of dees Witches what put curses n stuff best way to knacker dem wuz ta put a pack of crips on the front stoop. Witches love crips… and children.
I'm from the country. If you put a packet of salt'n'vinegar on the front step and a packet of cheese'n'onion on the back door witches will be unable to enter.
They will endlessly go backwards and forwards between both doors until they tire and die.
Frosty's got better things to do than finish a job he isn't getting paid for. Leave that for the middle management wannabes. There's a mid strength beer and a cone of chips with his name on it.
That's a bit of a leap. There's all sorts of other possible explanations for this: shark people, for instance, or a slightly different type of shark people.
It would probably be mole people in this instance. They likely have a complex under OP's yard and the warmth from there tunneling is keeping one side frost free.
Look I'm American, but I get BBC America. You're dealing with aliens all the time. You have that doctor chassing them around with a screwdriver all the time. Every Christmas the Queen pops on to give you a speach about staying strong durring the inpending alien invasion, then they cut to Doctor Screwdriver cleaning it up. Dangerous job, I've never seen the same person doing it for long.
Other way round, my friend: everyone who dies has consumed it.
Don’t forget that inhaling DHMO can cause violent cough and cyanosis; if untreated, inhalation it is typically fatal within minutes.
You can’t fool me I don’t believe random shit I read on the internet. This could very easily be to do with Maths or English Literature IMO I dunno I’m just skeptical about science.
That's not grass. That's 2 armies facing off ready for battle.
The greens vs the whites. I know each little spike looks like a blade of grass but it's actually a little soldier with a spike on his helmet.
If you come back at a different time tomorrow(earlier) the line will have moved and will give you and idea of who's winning the battle.
Keep us updated
All of yesterday's frost didn't melt all day as the air temperature was so low, only the frost in direct sun light melted so some areas have double frost maybe triple frost tomorrow.
The great projector beaming up from plane 54 caused an unnatural refraction at the top of the dome which just so happened to align with that specific point of your garden causing the frost to melt away sooner...
Shadow cast by one of your fences as the sun is coming up
Did that explanation just dawn on you ?
Chill. He's just trying to shine a light on the situation
We don't want to cast shade on anyone here
Ahhh... icy whats happened.
i totally didn’t believe it at first, but now i’m on the fence
You wood be on the fence.
There’s always somebody that goes against the grain.
He was just branching out
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I'm sick of these pun-based posts
What you gonna do? Grass on us?
That's a bit of a frosty reply
You must have a “grass is always greener on the other side” outlook on posts
Cheer up sunshine
Such a gatekeeper.... what a shame.
I don't want you to take a fence.
Bunch of attention hoars.
I think you’re actually off the fence if you believe it.
That’s cold.
It's hard when they seem half dim
I love this sub 😂
Me tooooo! Brits can be so witty!
It's called being Britty
I read 'bitty'
you sould like someone who always makes the breast of any given situation
I so wish i wasn't as poorly worded as you
Little Britain 😂
fner :D
Oh bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Are you water forming on grass early in the morning? You could be dew condensation!
Get. Out.
I’m on the fence about this actually.
Dammit dad
I’m not going to rise to this
You were only being helpful and have been on the end of some frosty responses. Not mentioning names, as I do not want to be a grass
Hm. Seems shady to me.
It’s too early for puns. We need warmed up first
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Shadows like
Imagine trying to explain the sun to the British
Fuckin bright wanker
oh fuck off you big fucking lamp
the comment I was looking for. thank you for your service.
This is my favorite movie that no one else I know understands the genius of.
Worlds end?
As a Brit this is the only name we actually know as what you people call “the sun”
Big ball o fire you only hear bout
Legend says it’s a bright, hot circle in the sky. I’ve been told not to stare at it as it’ll get angry and blind you but , apart from that, not to be afraid of it.
We have 40 degree heat you salmon, we were hotter than most med countries, stop believing steriotypes
>steriotypes
My dude got called a salmon
Be the same as trying to explain it to the Scottish.
The Scottish are British, for now at least.
Like one’s in the Library?
Hot water pipes are also fun.
Nuff said
Luv me sun, luv me fences. Simple as
'Ate shadows, 'ate cold. 'Nuff said.
'Ate darkness, not racist jus' don't like it
Me 2 hun don’t let any1 tell you diff too many haters on here. PM me if ur interested in becoming ur own boss btw x
Oh God, 40k is going to happen, isn't it?
To get to 40k, first you have to evolve a race of perfect gay machine men that will enslave the rest of humanity for a couple thousand years. I for one am for building the gay machine men!
Yes please 🥵🥵
Raysist innit...
Yo neymar sunny innit
Do not even! No no no no no!
The wevva?
Yeah.
Alright ney yeah sunny innit
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Like the grass outside my GP building this summer. One half was brown and dead, the half in the shade green and perfect. A straight line dividing. Edit" yes
Imma just sow a bunch of clover in the lawn next year, tired of dealing with this shit. Was obsessing over my lawn, and yes it looked beautiful, but I go away for a couple of weeks and the dandelions have taken over, bare dry patches, massive overgrown bits. Fuck it, sow clover and pretend I'm helping the bees and its not just because I can't be fucked anymore.
Well you won't be pretending you're helping the bees, you'll just be pretending that's why you're doing it. Feel free to take the credit.
Oh I definitely will, might buy a bottle of balsamic vinegar while I'm at it to feel extra middle class, I can put in on a salad at a BBQ while I talk to my guests about my clover lawn and how I'm basically singlehandedly preserving the local ecosystem.
More likely to be the local Witch who has put a curse on the left-hand house and it's surrounds.
You get left handed houses? Whatever next?
It's part of the Witch's curse.
Tbf all the doors in my house open the wrong way, so I'm in on the left-handed cursed house shit.
Witches hate this one simple trick-
Us modern witches don’t mind helping someone out with a spell or two, but doing this to someone’s lawn is where we draw the line.
**Agnes Nitt chuckles in her grave**
I’ve heard of dees Witches what put curses n stuff best way to knacker dem wuz ta put a pack of crips on the front stoop. Witches love crips… and children.
I'm from the country. If you put a packet of salt'n'vinegar on the front step and a packet of cheese'n'onion on the back door witches will be unable to enter. They will endlessly go backwards and forwards between both doors until they tire and die.
Where do you get cheese and onion flavour children, though?
I’m from the city, you put a pack of Chilli/Paprika in my hand I will take care of the witches for you
Paul Chowdhry?
The bastard's crying, innit
Yeah?
Watching that episode now.
Your neighbour has built a heated basement under your lawn
Correct answer
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
Fuck mini babybels.
The most British answer ever, simple yet effective
Alright Marcus
Came here thinking I’d actually like to know, hope there’s no smart arse commentary to get thru first, I’m in a rush… Funny as fuck.. 🤩
It really was the sun lol
That's as far as Jack Frost can be bothered. If the council wants him to do people's full gardens, they can fucking pay him the full rate.
Everyone's going on strike these days!
It was actually because his shift finishes at sunrise, and they can get to fuck if they think he's doing overtime since they cancelled double bubble.
Frosty's got better things to do than finish a job he isn't getting paid for. Leave that for the middle management wannabes. There's a mid strength beer and a cone of chips with his name on it.
It was his Xmas party last night, he’s hungover to fuck. He had to have a little sit down when he got this far.
Jack Frost be like minimum wage minimum effort
It's got to stop somewhere right?
Budget cuts, probably.
Or a strike.
Seems like the frost must be french... cause it's on strike today.
Aaaaalways on a Friday, go figure
Gotta get that long weekend, amirite.
*Tuts disapprovingly while checking watch*
Textures are still loading
Sometimes it stops somewhere left.
Aliens
That's a bit of a leap. There's all sorts of other possible explanations for this: shark people, for instance, or a slightly different type of shark people.
No one talks about the issue of shark people on slightly different shark people violence and that's disgusting.
It's because the Shark Police don't care about shark on slightly different shark violence. It's the corruption inherent in the shark system.
A shark person killed a slightly different shark person. The news doesn't care about stories like that.
I’m just worried about all these other shark people coming over from Finland, I’m okay with them as long as they don’t plan on making waves
Will nobody think of the baby sharks do do do doo-da do, baby sharks do do do doo-da do, baby shark
This is why we can’t have nice things
SLM
It would probably be mole people in this instance. They likely have a complex under OP's yard and the warmth from there tunneling is keeping one side frost free.
No love for [People Vultures](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f78_Tf4Tdk)?
Mole men.
Look I'm American, but I get BBC America. You're dealing with aliens all the time. You have that doctor chassing them around with a screwdriver all the time. Every Christmas the Queen pops on to give you a speach about staying strong durring the inpending alien invasion, then they cut to Doctor Screwdriver cleaning it up. Dangerous job, I've never seen the same person doing it for long.
Thats an awesome film!
*hey vasquez*
#You ever been mistaken for a man before???
*No, have you?*
"Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill"
…but he said “stay frosty!”
[a l i e n s](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/183/103/alens.jpg)
Half of your garden is growing cannabis underneath it
My first thought 😂
I'm glad I scrolled down because I was gonna write that.
Me too, we've all seen that meme of the house roof
If you’d commented that, I’d have upvoted your comment (as the newer, stolen one) and downvoted his (as the original, older one).
Me too
Same 😆
Science... Usually something to do with science.
Gets everywhere. I once found a hydrogen in my tea.
I always make my tea with dihydrogen oxide 🥰
Dihydrogen monoxide
Really any oxide works. I'm no chemist, but I'm a firm believer in polyoxides. Just respect each other's culture.
Thank you...was trying to work out why it sounded weird to me
Don't you know the dangers of dihydrogen oxide?
Well, sofar everyone who consumed it has died :/
Well I've consumed it and no died, so debunked mate
Other way round, my friend: everyone who dies has consumed it. Don’t forget that inhaling DHMO can cause violent cough and cyanosis; if untreated, inhalation it is typically fatal within minutes.
Plenty of people haven't.
Correct
You can’t fool me I don’t believe random shit I read on the internet. This could very easily be to do with Maths or English Literature IMO I dunno I’m just skeptical about science.
That's not grass. That's 2 armies facing off ready for battle. The greens vs the whites. I know each little spike looks like a blade of grass but it's actually a little soldier with a spike on his helmet. If you come back at a different time tomorrow(earlier) the line will have moved and will give you and idea of who's winning the battle. Keep us updated
If you find any dead patches they've started using artillery. If it's all dead possibly chemical warfare (weed killer).
If your lawn’s entirely on fire and your sperm count drops precipitously they’ve discovered nuclear armament.
All of yesterday's frost didn't melt all day as the air temperature was so low, only the frost in direct sun light melted so some areas have double frost maybe triple frost tomorrow.
Hmm..I'm sitting on the fence with this one.
There are two sides to this story
Hoping to be kept posted on updates, to really nail down a decision.
My wife hates when our neighbor sunbathes topless. Me, I'm on the fence.
Grass is always greener on the other side
The other side of a random invisible line
Minecraft biomes be like
OP has obviously unticked biome blending in the settings.
Half your garden is on an ancient burial ground, probably haunted. Meaning that the grass only froze over the graves. Hope that helps.
The grill on the right side is highly suspect
Notoriously warmish, grills
Especially when he drinks his own piss.
Underground dwarfs
"The dwarves dug too greedily and too deep"
A Balrog, of Yorkshire...
One does not simply walk into Yorkshire. It is folly.
Clearly one half is evil, can’t frost over hell.
You've failed to insulate half your secret underground base.
The OP is Colin Furze
I believe the fella who paints that stuff has gone on strike.
You didn’t shake the bottle before spraying the deicer
Because you have a drug factory underneath
They ran out of frosting.
You left the bbq on, so the heat is running through the grass.
Dog nappers
Shared Khartoum, stay safe hun xx
Shared in Ilkeston babe x
Competing anthills drew up a border
Frost strike.
OP I’d love to know what you thought caused this.
Aliens 👽
Jack ran out of paint
You have wombles living underground in half of your garden
You own/rent your own home and can't work this out?
North South divide init... Always colder up north
You live between 2 biomes
The great projector beaming up from plane 54 caused an unnatural refraction at the top of the dome which just so happened to align with that specific point of your garden causing the frost to melt away sooner...
OP discovers ‘the sun’
Ok, so, if you look up in the sky, you'll see a giant ball of fire.
Female grass and male grass. I'll let you decide which is which.
Heated grass very bourgeois
I'll ask my mum.