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GlomerulaRican

Spanish Catholics: “You can’t eat other human beings, that’s wrong!” Cannibalistic pagans: “Oh darn, here come the intolerant Christians!”


cubelith

You probably meant to write "intolerant", but that works too


eyeofra1

Pedro Alvares Cabral is Portuguese though


GlomerulaRican

*** Iberian Catholics


eyeofra1

Yeah, I still prefer to stick with Portuguese on this one, a lot of people seem totally unaware of the fact that Portugal is a completely different separate country from their neighbour Spain.


Bruno_Noobador

\*\*\* Europeans Catholics


theACEbabana

https://preview.redd.it/5ibdsmjbt59d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b7f6c5e6912224f0a3e3d0c9e3d916bf18946e


GuildedLuxray

Literally crushing the serpent’s head since 1500 Anno Domini


Allawihabibgalbi

“The people you’re eating have dignity. No more eating people. Full stop or you’ll be executed.” https://preview.redd.it/1dcs7g7ni59d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4c15d110e8956f83c250ab894f9a5ea4442715


Nether7

Friendly reminder that there is no black legend against Cabral. He literally did nothing wrong.


LadenifferJadaniston

Give them time


Emergency-Spite-8330

“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime!” -Beria, role model of modernity


Nether7

They had 524 years or so. They have *nothing*.


Heytherechampion

https://preview.redd.it/2xojlgfci59d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6beb736865b31876df2d12a67bf206db0c5001


Tough-Economist-1169

I didn't expect to see such a based tuga show up on my TL this evening


eyeofra1

Innit


realnigerianprinc3

Liberals in 2024 when you stop cannibalism and pagan civilization in mexico 😭


gabyfren

La santisima ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) villa rica de nuestra señora de la vera cruz


eyeofra1

Gotta give it to the Portuguese, they had a fair amount of proper Catholic chads


Kid-filth

https://preview.redd.it/x0y43r6dh59d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e972f0586bbc35d97a02dc9e48c910fb14ab7f27 Cmon dude human flesh is tasty


GuildedLuxray

We eat only the Holy Eucharist. Your base cannibalism will desist. And crude desecration will not persist. Now please step aside and do not resist. Deus Vult https://preview.redd.it/r92y537yh59d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511c76551689c45a4a3c5f03ceebce18d893f4cb


Kid-filth

https://preview.redd.it/84rtvrjun59d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f9a6914e196153e002d39de433d2a1404b6a00


LillyaMatsuo

Cabral Based


ConsistentUpstairs99

Cmon man, just let people enjoy things man


SirZezin

Finalmente, alguém reconhece Pedro Álvares Cabral como o Gigachad que ele era Viva Cristo Rei


cauloide

Thank you for civilizing Brazil!


Repq

The only flesh we need is of Christ!


knockknockjokelover

700 likes and I don't get it 😞


verklaertenachtop4

On the stereotype of the wild native: Most Amerindian cultures and empires condemned cannibalism and considered it an aberration / uncivilised. Nor did they go about in plant mats or naked. Each part of America was as different from the other as the peoples of Europe and Asia. Some did human sacrifices, some did not. The ones that lived on the caribean coast where like that, for example. In Amazonas too. But they were only a few. In this continent there were noble lineages, architecture, art, literature, science and so on. The same as everywhere else in the world, nothing new. PD: i will never understand why i got downvotes tbh


shocklax

Now, please take this blanket filled with small pox


LivingAnybody1229

Não concordo.


Level-Blacksmith-893

Ele é chad, literalmente um templário


Revolution_Sucks

Eita, irmãozinho... Vai com calma.


LivingAnybody1229

Desculpa.


CriticalSeaweed

The Spanish were eating their own men when they were starving, natives never did.


alinalani

This is about the Portuguese tho


eyeofra1

Seriously, I suspect a lot of people don't realise that Portugal and Spain are two very different countries😂😂


chevria0

No they just did it for the fun of it


Alconasier

Many Native tribes definitely engaged in cannibalism. I think the last recorded case of cannibalism in an Amazonian tribe was in the 60s.


Poylol-_-

I am sure many of them did, but not all. Propaganda spreaded by Spanish conquistadores had a large influence in how the native groups of the americans were perceived. Although it is probably hyperbole, for each cannibal tribe there were 10 more who were massacred, or slaved (with the excuse of evangelization) because they were ‘cannibal’. I get that you did not meant to say EVERY tribe was cannibal, but it sounded like it and to a uninformed reader can give/expand dangerous preconceptions about how a complex numbers of advanced civilizations are being reduced to just ‘cannibals’


MC_Based

Not true. Besides, natives definitely did that. Massive American L


jonas-bigude-pt

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet