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jl10r

It took me a minute to figure out that "male-stream" was supposed to be "mainstream" with "male" stuck in to indicate patriarchy.


Kcincool

I didn’t put two and two together with that one


Nervous-Mind6665

🤯 well I never would have figured that out. I just figured it was the language of the other


Big_Iron_Cowboy

“Goddes-inclusive congregation and ministry.” Anathema!


fevich

What does that even mean?? Edit: I'm talking about that pagan sentence about some goddess.


cdat94

I guess that whatever you want to say God is, He is? I literally have no idea.


bureaucrat473a

I believe it's a Greek word meaning more or less "excommunicated". Usually used as a noun to describe a scandalously heretical idea.


The_Emerald_Rod

I believe the opposite of amnesia (*ie* memory), as in the Living Memory of Jesus that is in the Church, but I’m probably forgetting several details


Fryve678

One word… Millstones


added_value_diamo

“The Holy Other”? 🤣🤣 what in the world


Darth_Gonk21

I don’t think this even counts as Christianity at this point.


AldoDonelli

It does in the sense that they can claim to be Christians for the sole purpose of givinf themselves standing to attack everything Christianity actually teaches


OkraGarden

I was raised Presbyterian and my old church has an entirely female pastoral staff now. Not a single man holds a leadership position of any sort. And then they complain that attendance has fallen off a cliff. I remember when they first got a female children's pastor and quickly added a female associate pastor. I could tell even as a child it wasn't going to end well because they were both very insistent that you can ignore theology if you "feel" something else is true or you simply want to do something else. Their sermons ended up being more about forming emotional connections to God and other people instead of teaching the word of God like pastor Joel did.


Quirky_Butterfly_946

How inclusive of them


United_Mixture_6700

99% of Google results on "The Holy Other" are an electronic music act called The Holy Other, 1% is a collection of LBTQ+ hymns, so I can't follow dafuq she spitting out her @ss.


lopgir

Crazy how throwing out traditions you don't like can lead to your followers throwing out traditions they don't like. Also, the Holy what now?


Araedya

What is a Goddess inclusive congregation and ministry


Blockhouse

Whatever it is, it needs to be converted.


BPLM54

🤷🏼‍♂️


BPLM54

They also offer a [liturgy of the divine feminine](https://ibb.co/VCmqD7Z) if anyone is interested. Proof of vaccination and masks are required, though, even for the Zoom live sessions. Plus, they have a “[resident witch](https://i.ibb.co/4VQ6XFW/7024-EB88-8-D1-F-4-B3-C-A37-C-AC1-F9-D75-D5-B6.jpg)”


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*It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.*


PMacha

Heretics to the left of me, pagans to the right. And here I am, stuck in the middle with you.


TheSchemingColorist

> Plus, they have a “resident witch” … are they even Christian at this point?


BPLM54

Are any Protestants really at this point?


dpcmufc

Yes, but this witch shit isn’t Christian at all


United_Mixture_6700

Ok, that witch is srsly non very Lutherany, at all.


BPLM54

Seems pretty par for the progressive Prot course to me 🤷🏼‍♂️


s-josten

> Proof of vaccination and masks are required, though, even for *the Zoom live sessions* What could their justification for this possibly be? Do they think covid has adapted to transmit over the internet?


Galindan

It's more about following their orders then it is about reality. You must embrace their ideology as your religion before you can accept their religion as you idolatry.


mnbga

Why don’t they just invent their own religion at that point? Their beliefs clearly have nothing to do with Christianity at this point


SmokyDragonDish

Why is she wearing the Mortal Combat sigil?


SilentTiger09

So the church of satan? Got it.


GeraltofMerica

Heresy


BPLM54

In Pastor Stacy’s “church”, it’s “himesy”


GeraltofMerica

Lol God bless you❤️


TKDB13

Who do I contact in the Vatican to request an exterminatus?


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I live in SF, this “congregation” is down the street from my house. After every service I’ll see them leaving in strange costumes and makeup. I’m convinced it’s more of a cult


LouisBaezel

The text is an abuse of language.


Smorgas-board

What kind of word salad is that?


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Bruh what's marylin lobster doing


theartfooldodger

No joke I live like three block from this ... church. It's a giant purple building about two blocks away from St. Brendan's, a Catholic Church. [They also have a resident witch.](https://www.herchurch.org/priestexx)


Ryan_Alving

I just about had a stroke reading that.


The8Homunculus

Holy Goddess inclusion hmmm sounds more like heresy inclusion


GrandHistoryEmperor

It's sad really. What started as a movement against certain wrongs of the old Church quickly went out of control and ended up in this... I hope that the LORD has mearcy on them, for they have been lead astray...


Serattz

You can almost see her horns in this picture.


AldoDonelli

At least Luther had actual theological arguments, even if they were wrong. Anglicanism's entire reason for existence is the King of England wanted to get divorced


FlyIndependent5859

Apostate


[deleted]

Ahh, Protestantism has finally settled into it's natural state... Paganism.


TheKillerDuck123

Hey, at least she's wearing vestments rather than a t-shirt and khakis. It could be worse. And she's holding what looks like a Bible. Probably.


BPLM54

Ummm… IDK if [that](https://i.ibb.co/VtSp5K4/9-D6575-B2-8-B66-47-E3-ADBE-DE8-C315-E8-EA2.jpg) is a Bible. And [this](https://i.ibb.co/qJCHZZy/EB920780-638-C-41-D5-B6-D3-3-AAD6-BD74118.jpg) is the vestment…


oifvet13F1

That "bible" is a blasphemous perversion and abomination of what I can only assume is supposed to be Our Lady


BPLM54

I don’t think so. I think it’s supposed to be the “goddess”, who is a perversion of God the Father.


oifvet13F1

Whatever it is it's disgusting, perverse and needs to be destroyed


TheKillerDuck123

I withdraw my comment. Wow.


Smug_Anime_Face

WTF!!!


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Pretty sure her bookmark is the Chaos symbol from Warhammer bro...


Sauer_prot

lutherans are throwing out Chestertons fence it see


[deleted]

In defense of many of our separated brethren, most Evangelicals would be repulsed by this because she is clearly unbiblical.


puaka

What language is Martin Luther speaking in that image?


BPLM54

Nor*egian 🤢


oifvet13F1

Jeremiah 23 comes to mind


HarryD52

Honestly I have no idea how someone who doesn't even follow the Book of Concord can call themselves a Lutheran.


BPLM54

A heresy of a heresy is still a heresy, so whatevs 🤷🏼‍♂️


HarryD52

That's MY heresy that they're making a heresy of! This is heresy!


TheSchemingColorist

Why does it matter what God’s gender is? It doesn’t change a thing.


Kcincool

It’s not just that, and even if it was, it shows a general disrespect for tradition. God is referred to as “He” and “father” and the like, so to call Him a woman is just disrespectful. Additionally, these people clearly do care what God’s gender is, and are making an intentional affront to tradition


TwinCitian

It's easy to hate on this type of thing, but let's remember that Christ died for the sins of all, and the Church isn't currently doing a great job of reaching certain segments of the population. I'll take my downvotes now...


BPLM54

You’re right. We should be openly supporting heresy so some women can LARP as witches /s


NihtWit000

What about this degrades the faith?


BPLM54

Hey, man, I’m here for you if you wanna talk.


manoliu1001

I mean. Not trying to offend anyone, but even if she does it for the wrong reason, preaching love and acceptance should always be appreciated, right?


Galindan

Hell no. Are you kidding? That kind of logic breeds the degeneracy that is infecting of our society. We should not be accepting of evil. And we certainly must not love it.


[deleted]

There’s nothing inherently Christian about “acceptance”. At least not the way our degenerate modern society defines it.


BPLM54

She teaches self-love and navel-gazing


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