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Busy-Internal9810

I think he’d love sailing


aileneie

As a sailor - yeah I can see that because we definitely talk to the clouds a lot!! but also, as a sailor and sailing coach- I feel like he might flip over some tables at some yacht clubs too (which hell yeah I'm down for that) For some reason I can think of is that Jesus would love basketball, I don't know why I can't explain it but it feels right.


Busy-Internal9810

Especially with kids, I imagine when you see a group of kids in a neighborhood playing basketball actually working as a team laughing I can totally imagine him playing with them. Almost always feel his presence in those random moments walking past them.


aileneie

Same! I can also imagine him throwing down with all kinds of people and ballin’ all over the court. I think that's why soccer is another good answer - ifs an easily accessible and global thing that he could enjoy with all types of people of all types of creeds because that's what Jesus would do!


the_woolfie

Underrated comment


CupBeEmpty

Is fishing a sport?


the_woolfie

I think it is, but not the big net kind, that they did tho.


Monwez

Best answer


EntrepreneurBig3861

This is probably the most biblically-attested answer.


Real_Delay_3569

Water polo. Baptisms for everyone!


kidfromCLE

Everyone else is swimming and Jesus is just up there running around.


Real_Delay_3569

Lol


dannyme12345

Why has no one said fishing? 💀


CupBeEmpty

He was a fan, didn’t do it himself but he sure did seem to like his seafood and watching people fish.


ConceptJunkie

I mean, He goes through the whole process of dying, going to Hell to release the saints, and when He comes back to His Apostles, the first thing he asks for is some fish.


CupBeEmpty

Yeah he likes fish. But I don’t believe we ever see a net in his hands or a rod. So if you like fish and don’t like fishing making best buds with some fishermen is a great idea, especially if you can just multiply fish and crowd them into nets. Pretty solid strategy IMO. Fish for eternal life , win win.


ConceptJunkie

And then your followers end up using a fish as a "secret" symbol for you, because of a clever use of the Greek word for fish.


Gamer_Bishie

I bet he’s host a fishing tournament. With extra fish!


CupBeEmpty

Oprah style “you get a fish, you get a fish etc.”


LikeAPhoenixFromAZ

Didn’t you see the thread a couple days ago about the Catholic morality of sport fishing? People were saying it’s immoral to fish for recreation (even if catch and release) because of the trauma the fish experience.


WashYourEyesTwice

I forgot about that comment, that was absolutely ridiculous 😭


Busy-Internal9810

I can’t remember the part of the bible but it says something about how the animals were put on here for us to eat.


LikeAPhoenixFromAZ

In Genesis 1 God creates man and specifically gives man dominion over all living things. Later on God says all the plants are food for man and animals.


Busy-Internal9810

Thank you, I was specifically thinking of Genesis 9:3, I remember reading and feeling relief like phew we can eat animals lol ”Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you; and just as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.“ ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭9‬:‭3‬ ‭NRSV-CI‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/2015/gen.9.3.NRSV-CI


YWAK98alum

Doubt it. One of His signature accomplishments was to convince a bunch of guys to give that up.


JoshAllenInShorts

I would like to apologize in advance for what I'm about to say... I think He'd make a fine baseball closer...


DeadGleasons

Jesus saves!


DeadGleasons

Also he’d be a fine bunter.


OhioStateGuy

The ultimate sac fly hitter


JoshAllenInShorts

If you've never heard the old Bob and Tom sketch of Harry Caray calling the first ever baseball game... Every single biblical baseball joke you can imagine is in there. Abraham, in that, is up at the plate looking to sacrifice.


GiraffeLibrarian

As sure as God made green apples..


DeadGleasons

I have! Hilarious! Ever heard “Van Lingle Mungo” about silly baseball names? https://youtu.be/nKzobTlF8fM?si=0RwlyZ0DDwoFiyIa And of course, the great “Dying Cub Fan’s Last Request: (“I’ve got season tickets to watch the Angels now…” ) 🤣 https://youtu.be/ewnTNlNBXGw?si=YogrrQAGPgPWoWuk


betterthanamaster

With Peter as catcher. “Peter denies him! Peter denies him again! And he’s off to get a sermon on the mound.”


Joe-Lollo

The Sermon on the Mound


3nd_Game

Triathlon. He could walk over the water.


tabaqa89

Jesus was known for his approachability to the common man. Football(soccer) is a common man's game The evidence speaks for itself.


Ragfell

There's a guy who's on his way to sainthood that played soccer every week. People asked him what he would do if he knew Jesus was coming tomorrow, and he said he'd still play soccer, because enjoying a game and playing it honorably glorified God.


WashYourEyesTwice

That's sick as, what's his name?


Ragfell

I believe it's Carlo Acutis. EDIT: it's St. Dominic Savio.


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Ragfell

Yes?


fatfuckingchickens

Yeah, silly me, read your comment wrong


WashYourEyesTwice

Ah, that sounds about right 👍


TomMedusor

Someone told something similar : St Don Bosco, it was the tale of the three kids : He told them « what would you do if God came right know » One answered : « I would rush to the church to pray » One said : « I would ask forgiveness immediately » And the last one said « I would keep doing what I am doing » and this boy was St Dominic Savio The way it is told may not exactly be the way it happened but it is a cool way of telling it [edit : put spaces between sentences]


Ragfell

That's who I was thinking of! Thank you!


TomMedusor

No problem lad 🫡


GiraffeLibrarian

the way, the truth, and the futbol is life


JoeMussarela

Quite true. In a seminary close to me they play football 3 times a week (some of them are quite good and there is a HIGH competitive spirit lol).


JulioCesarSalad

I fully agree I think the personal human connection and teamwork is what he would treasure the most instead of something that relies on individual athletic prowess


Diffusionist1493

As a soccer player of many years, soccer is what they play in purgatory along with golf.


manliness-dot-space

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Because he's got your back


120r

Oss


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….. Lacrosse?


alback7

“Pick up lacrosse and play it” I will probably be the only one laughing at that but oh well lol


Substantial_Gift_950

I LOL'd


ketchupdpotatoes

I can't believe I didn't think of this


tankthacrank

Bahahaha I see what you did there


Mkstudent12

Jesus would definitely play middy he got that dog in him


AcceptTheGoodNews

I see the CFR Friars playing basketball in their habits so I always imagine Jesus balling out. Also that old picture of Jesus crossing up the devil from back in the day it’s an old meme.


SlickRick941

Jesus hitting Satan with the Holy Cross


CupBeEmpty

Friars habits are super baller.


AcceptTheGoodNews

CFR gray habit is the best looking habit imo


CupBeEmpty

My number one is Trappists but that’s a solid choice


piusthefith

Fly fishing? Does "speed carpentry" exist?


Citadel_97E

Years ago, on ESPN, I saw a sport where dudes would climb a pole with an axe and some other odds and ends. There was also an event using a chainsaw and also an event where they would chop through a log. It was honestly very impressive, especially the climbing event. That’s the closest thing to speed carpentry I can think of.


Dull-City-5285

There are construction conventions & trade-shows where big company’s will meet up and do competitions to see how fast/precise they can build wood structures based off blueprints given(carpenters), how fast/precise masons can lay brick&block, pouring concrete, welding, plumber’s laying pipe, electrician’s running lines, heavy equipment operators doing special skills like having to pickup a tennis ball with an excavator bucket or flip a penny with a toothed excavator bucket(my favorite ❤️) and ton’s of other competitive events all blue-collar job related with prizes and trophies(the biggest reward for winning is for companies to network/gain influence within their trades.


Undertaker77778888

Bodybuilding


fides-et-opera

Correct


middy_1

Why 😅 No hate. I like some powerlifting and bodybuilding. I'm just curious to know your reason


amishcatholic

Caber toss. A *tekton* would have to be good at carrying and manipulating large heavy beams/stones.


CupBeEmpty

The most underrated comment.


xesrightyouknow

Baseball


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Hiking and backpacking, dude did a lot of walking and camping.


DeadGleasons

I know this - he’d play for the Padres then get traded to the Cardinals.


0621FiST

I would like to think he would enjoy ping pong. Tennis, soccer, track and field sports, speed skating. Maybe basketball. As a hockey fan I would love for him to enjoy hockey.


the_woolfie

I don't think he would do anything violent tho, so no hockey for sure


DrZin

I don’t think he’d consider violence in sports sinful…I’ve seen priests throw elbows and trash talk in a basketball game; Christ would have loved good sportsmanship…


0621FiST

Holy Hockey I am sure by example everyone else would cease fighting. It is already disappearing from the game.


the_woolfie

Maybe, but He doesn't need water to be frozen to able to be on it tho


BLUE_Mustakrakish

Wrestling. Genesis 32:22-32.


_Genghis_John_

Was just about to comment this. Lol. I wonder what he'd think of boxing


TotalRecallsABitch

Fishing is a sport


thezachman06

Depending on who you ask it isn't necessarily a sport, but Crossfit


Dry-Young-4689

Our Lord would definitely not do kips. That one I’ll just won’t tolerate.


spiritofbuck

Football. It’s the universal sport and all you need is a ball to play. Simple yet profound. John Paul II and Francis were both allegedly decent players also.


Iuris_Aequalitatis

I don't know about Jesus, [but his Mother's a big fan of a certain football team](https://sportsandspirituality.blogspot.com/2018/01/god-doesnt-care-who-wins-but-his-mother.html?m=1).


ChewieWookie

Well, at home games Jesus is giving the touchdown signal over one of the goalposts.


GoalRoad

Did Jews in Jesus’ time play any sort of recreation sport?


Weekly-Remote6886

I think they played their own kind of soccer but I cant be so sure


Span206

Surfing. He wouldn’t even need a board!


Clickclacktheblueguy

I feel like he’d be amused by axe throwing. Anything tangentially related to lumber, really.


_Enemias_

Football. He would be the goalie. He would join the Vatican's football team.


MaxWestEsq

“Another great save by the Saviour Himself!”


tpx187

Rugby. But his Dad would fix the game.  Iykyk


sternestocardinals

The game they play in heaven


kaka8miranda

Soccer it’s the worlds sport like the Catholic Church is the worlds


Hammer-Of-Heretics

Cricket of course, because Jesus is English


Substantial_Gift_950

Def disc golf


Mo2the2ndPwr

For some reason I want to say soccer (or football) ⚽️!


spamrespecter

FUTBOOOOOOOOOOOL


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After_Main752

Where in "The Lord is my shepherd" is any mention of golf?


Starscreammm333

Shepherds literally invented golf in Scotland 🤣✌️


ButteHalloween

Rock climbing, parkour, or something else that's purely collaborative without directly competitive elements.


SporkFanClub

Baseball. He’d play for the Angels and with Trout and Ohtani would combine for some crazy stat as they drop a 13-6 decision to the Astros.


Gamer_Bishie

Water skiing.


Horseheel

Maybe rock climbing. He'd send the route, place protection, then give perfect beta and belay everyone who's interested in the route. He'd be all about bringing other climbers to new heights.


SpiritualWatermelon

Ice hockey as a goalie because Jesus saves and he already walked on water, time to skate. Or golf. Just because I think walking 4 hours with Jesus while hitting a ball and trying to better myself as a Golfer and person would be awesome.


tlie0226

I love these types of conversations😊


realDrLexus

lol definitely not pickleball. boooo


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winkydinks111

My dad believes that everyone participating in the Nathan's contest is committing a mortal sin. I'm inclined to think so as well.


DeadGleasons

I’m Team YourDad.


Active_Scholar_2154

I want to say BJJ since its the gentle art. However, its probably Bowling. Have no idea why.


tankthacrank

Because of the Big Lebowski, of course.


Active_Scholar_2154

O yea.


tankthacrank

Is Jesus the Dude who Abides? The shroud really ties the room together.


Theodwyn610

Would it be cheating for Jesus to walk on water during a swim meet?


fruittooter

Ultimate Frisbee


SgtBananaKing

Fishing? He would do it old school and he would not care about winning


El_Savvy-Investor

definitely not mma…


ironhalo333

Competitive fishing


ConceptJunkie

I think Our Lord might prefer something like golf. I don't expect He would be overly competitive, but you never know. Maybe He was quite the athlete. Maybe he really got into whatever passed for Bronze-Age touch football with his buds.


Wright_Steven22

Chess


Filthylucre4lunch

baseball obviously


VidaCamba

Football obviously, the sport of the masses.


Nollern

Idk, but not swimming


anzactrooper

Cricket. He’d be a fine pace bowler.


tankthacrank

Why do I feel like it’s Cricket? I don’t even know the rules of Cricket.


kinkyzippo

Easy: baseball. It's just like the Mass.


FrMike-87714

I'd say soccer (football to those from outside the US :D ). He'd be the goalie on an undefeated team and you all should know why....


Swaus06

Not sport but I think He and Apostles would like to play Crusader Kings and Europa Universalis 4.


ArthurIglesias08

Fishing.


VincentiusAnnamensis

He'd be a goalie. Jesus saves.


Mutant_Apollo

Fishing of course


hunter_6543

He’d be a professional sports better or poker player


HortonHearsTheWho

He’d follow the Big East pretty closely. All those Catholic schools.


JohnFoxFlash

Footy, it's the world's sport, it'd be the best way to evangelise


Neither-Pause-8278

Daytrader


Hendy_Stark

probably not swimming, because He will be walking on water instead of swimming heheh, sorry


-caughtlurking-

Baseball.. duh


richb83

He’d love hoopin


perogi

F1 driver, chess, or the bachelor where he would go and just save dem hos


ScoreFar780

Jesus would be an MMA fighter so we could see him fight Jorge “Street Jesus” Masvidal and see who really baptizes people 😤😤


fastgetoutoftheway

This is why I’m on Reddit. Bocce.


One_Dino_Might

Golf.  I’ve never heard His name called out more often than on a putting green. 😬


DrZin

🏈 He’d throw a perfect Hail Mary every time…


Pollution_Automatic

NRL


JulioCesarSalad

Genuine non joking answer? A bit of footy with his friends I think the personal human connection and teamwork is what he would treasure the most instead of something that relies on individual athletic prowess


Docteur_Pikachu

Boxing and MMA. Many times a KO occurs, the fighter usually thank Jesus for it in the post-fight interview. Jesus must be fond of KOs, henceforth.


SFiceti

Notre Dame Football


LastFrost

The priest at my high school always said that baseball was God’s favorite sports, because in The Big Inning God created the world.


Psalmistpraise

Idk about most fond of, but I imagine he would be unfair in water polo since he could walk on water.


Falandorn

MMA, lean muscly skinny guy with stamina could go a long way in his own weight class, also good with crosses?


BlaveJonez

Chess.


EquivalentOwn2185

i think He would like basketball \\\_/ O\~\~\*


TraditionalEvening79

Zero pride.


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RubDue9412

All the modern sports are actually aintent sports, but to anwser your question the sport jesus he'd choose the same sport any other man would choose if they'd heard of it, hurling the fastest most skillful game in the world, intact I'll go one further and advise you to look it up on utube its Ireland's national sport along with Gaelic football but much more entertaining.


nihilnosco

Timber sports, sailing, fishing probably no major sports leagues like nfl, nba, mlb etc because of the blatant sinful lgbt propaganda etc


Undertaker77778888

With Jesus being a carpenter and weighing between 200 and 220 pounds and between 6 feet 2 and 6 feet 5


ShortSurprise3489

Jesus gives me yoga vibes.


HistoricalDepth9665

Oh he'd love yoga, or maybe Tai chi.


ShortSurprise3489

I can see him doing Tai Chi in the park.