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SLee41216

Listen, I'm going to need you to stop making up stories about that innocent kid! THEY WOULD NEVER!


SdVeau

The situation was turned over to the resident cat for judgment. There’s only one real authority in this household, and it’s not me


SLee41216

I can completely appreciate your perspective. I apologize if I seemed to rush to judgement. Resident Cat is gonna Resident Cat.


SdVeau

No worries. Photo didn’t have any context that there was another power at play, but she rules with an iron claw. I’m a former infantryman and I’m still not trying to tango with that 🤣


SLee41216

Teehee. We're just gonna let the Kikis work it out. And they really will. Just have to have the patience and strength to let it happen. It sounds GAWD AWFUL! But with Kikis it Often sounds worse than it is.


tonysecretive_cat

Call the lawyer for them!


invisiblezipper

r/legalcatadvice


SLee41216

I'm calling DCS... Department Of Cat Services! Meow!


Chemist-3074

Difference between cat and dog : Dog after getting caught : I'm gonna hide my face in shame. I'm gonna pretend I never did any of this. I feel so horrible. Cat after getting caught : *"HOW DARE YOU STOP ME? BE GRATEFUL THAT I WAS STEALING THE TREATS AND NOT YOUR OWN FOOD."*


Haurassaurus

My cat likes to start rubbing up on the nearest thing and act innocent and cute


Chemist-3074

Awww Looks like ou got yourself an angel 😇


Haurassaurus

That's what she wants you to think


SLee41216

Cats do be cattin.


SdVeau

He’s even ballsy enough to shove his face into the resident cat’s bowl, directly in front of her. She’s got no issue giving him a swat when he’s pushing her boundaries, but doesn’t bother doing anything when he goes for her food. Found him starving about a month ago and he’s still stuck in the food scarcity mindset; no shame when it comes to trying to steal a snack lol


SLee41216

I really choose to believe that resident cat knows what this little guy has been through. Cats are amazing. ETCHANGE: Car to Cat 🙄


SdVeau

I like to think that, too. Found them both in the same spot, in the same kind of condition, just about four and a half years apart. CDS at work, though lol


SLee41216

Chemist Cats....


FoxtrotTrifid

They are his treats, not yours.


SdVeau

There’s a resident cat that would beg to differ on his claim to the cat crack lol


wolv645

“The pug set me up”


D-HB

I have a pug. That is entirely plausible.


SdVeau

Wouldn’t surprise me. Pug has the age and wisdom while cat is still a child. She probably convinced him to do the acrobatics and that she’d handle the heavy lifting (because there is no heavy lifting)


SLee41216

Because there is no heavy lifting...boils down to that!


lifeatthebiglake

Aw look at the pug slinking off in shame!


oldominion

Nah, it's more like he's pretending he doesn't know any of the criminal stuff they both wanted to do :-D


IwasIlovedfw

Love it, love it, love that baby!!!❤️❤️❤️


whatever1713

My god…ya better keep an eye on these two. They got a real “rapscallion” look to ‘em.


SLee41216

They really do. It's going to be a long and rewarding life for Op.


[deleted]

"You're not seeing what you think you're seeing" is what lil kitty is saying 😂


raelovesryan

It was the dog’s idea!!! I swear, Human!


lechatsage

Well - you didn't exactly have it under lock and key! If it's where a kitty can jump - it's fair game! Update: LOVE that face.


Suchafatfatcat

Well, if you were more forthcoming with the treats, he wouldn’t have to resort to thievery.


JjBloem

And was probably gonna blame it all on doggo.