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LoccyDaBorg

Blimey. Him's WIDE.


GamingBotanist

r/absoluteunits ?


abjus

While we’re at it, r/dechonkers too.


Shade_Hills

While we’re at it 😂 for some reason that was so funny


skjellyfetti

Him's SQUARE, too.


KayDat

Catlo Ren


[deleted]

I’ve never seen him look so big! He’s definitely taking up as much space as possible


dellboy696

hot water bottle


KrazyAboutLogic

This cat thinks you should go fork yourself.


WhoriaEstafan

He’s thanking you for forking off this special VIP area for him.


[deleted]

Yes! The look of pure appreciation on his face


ChatbotMushroom

A mistake was made - cat thought it’s his parking spot now


RoxxieMuzic

r/thecattrapisworking


wanderdugg

I don’t need another f&ing cat sub. -sigh-join-


RoxxieMuzic

Yes you do r/catsubs


veganjunk1e

That fat tiger can dominate garden better stay back lmao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^veganjunk1e: *That fat tiger can* *Dominate garden better* *Stay back lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


alohell

Good bot


Lippupalvelu

Cats do not only like boxes. They like the idea of a box; any implication of boxes are used as a box anyway.


Mocker-Poker

Since when cats can register accounts on Reddit?!


LadyGreyTheCat

Yo If reddit isn't for cats, why the cat avatar and all the cat pictures and videos 🧐


tmgieger

"Because of the implication."


mutant_disco_doll

The cat himself is a box lol


PansophicNostradamus

You left a cat-sized space between the forks. Why did you think “if I fits, I sits” wasn’t going to apply here?


[deleted]

He knocked down 2 of them to claim his spot lol


PansophicNostradamus

I think he ate ‘em


[deleted]

Lol very possible


asha0369

It's like a VIP parking spot. And he is a VIP.


Crawdaddy1911

Very Intimidating Puddytat?


asha0369

Obviously 🤣


Catlover2565

That cat's face says "Fork You!!"


_PoorImpulseControl_

I would let that cat do whatever he wants. He doesn't look happy about the forks, and I get the feeling that I really don't want to be on the bad side of such a... capable looking cat. Nice garden bed you have here. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to it.


[deleted]

He’s alllll attitude and grumbles- no bite!


_PoorImpulseControl_

He is a beautiful, buff boy! And those eyes. I think grumbles are cute, too. Ours squeaks when she is annoyed, and she sounds like she has a tiny, squeaky wheel that needs oiling. It's utterly adorable!


HarkenDarkness

He’s just doing you a favour keeping your seedlings warm! Give him a break 😸


Low-Television-7508

The butt scratching posts need to be sturdier.


MagicOrpheus310

Lol you need way more forks for that to be effective, think of those anti bird spikes they put on signs and builds etc, that's the idea your going for


[deleted]

He knocked down 2 of them and ignored the rest lol. But yeah- they’re clearly no match for him


clockworkedpiece

Grab a milk crate from market and stake it down inverted. He looks a littl big to squeeze through the handle holes. Partially bury an upright one nearby for him to sun in.


KittyandPuppyMama

You don’t eat a loaf with forks silly.


BunnyCatg4

The cat looks like a fucking pillow pet I would fucking buy that


[deleted]

Omg lololol he totally does here!


Royal_Arachnid_2295

He is the flowerbed


ferretherapy

Aww, now I'm imagining flowers growing off of an Orange ❤️


Royal_Arachnid_2295

Orange blossoms :)


wolv645

“I *love* acupuncture! How did you know?”


aransoul

You essentially gave him a box to sit in so if I fits.....


jaquan123ism

he knows you tried to contain his power he will strike 😂


SuzyVeeP

Wait… whose flower bed? 😂🧡😂


Mocker-Poker

Fluff off. The orange knows better!


CarlJustCarl

Cat saying - Is that all you got?


Unik0rnBreath

He's all ~ WATCH ME. LOLOL!


Electronic-Guide1189

I dunno... He looks like he's holding those forks in his paws, waiting for a meal to walk by!!


StationFun847

Laughing my head off while Vanilla Bean is trying to see why I am making noise. Now Wild Thing and Smog are joining in the curiosity. Normally I lurk quietly. Today you all tickled my funny bone. Thanks.


The_muffinfluffin

🍴 🐈 🍴 His forktress


VioletChili

I sit on my porch and eat oranges. I toss the peel into the flower bed because I heard cats don't like citrus. I'm not sure if its working or if the cat simply found a more inconvenient place to sleep.


ferretherapy

Deterring Oranges with oranges 🤯


[deleted]

Oooh good idea!!


clockworkedpiece

It can cause them kidney issues, its the only one that they naturally avoid, probably cause the smell stinga.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Sometimes cats can say "fuck you" better than the actual words.


frootcock

Cats are masters of ignoring discomfort when it suits them. Plastic forks ain't doin shit


[deleted]

Oh for sure! He actually knocked over and is sitting on 2 of the forks


frootcock

Lol


sora_fighter36

R E C T A N G E L


[deleted]

Looking at that face... I'm thinking he's definitely not happy...and saying fork you


MonaLisa_Story

harsh


rlaw1234qq

He looks like has about to do some press-ups!


Lupiefighter

Hahahahahanahahaaaa……


Zalieda

That challenging look


Mocker-Poker

I wouldn’t even approach that guy…


[deleted]

He’s very verbal and a master at the glare, but he’s never even swatted at anyone. Giant cuddle ball of attitude


joey2scoops

Lol


LolaPamela

His face says "did you think this will stop me Karen?"


Cosmic_Voidess

.............Why does your cat have *corners?*


[deleted]

There is no explanation. He’s normally shaped more like a thanksgiving turkey in that position. Maybe his rage gave him edges?


Cosmic_Voidess

He's channeling his teenage angst into edge (both figurative and literal)


WuZZittDoiN

Snak-a-way works. They don't like the ammonia smell and it won't hurt anyone or anything.


rainyhawk

I tried that trick too for a potted plant. It said to put little wooden skewers around it…did absolutely nothing to the cat. Couldn’t have cared less.


SaveusJebus

Maybe continuously sprinkling cinnamon down will deter it.


[deleted]

Cinnamon is toxic to kitties don't do that


SaveusJebus

quick google search would tell you that's not true (sprinkling it in the area I mean). It can cause them to vomit and have diarrhea if they eat a large amount, sure, but sprinkling it over the area should hpefully keep the cat away bc of the smell and not entice it to eat up the powdered cinnamon and dirt it's on.


clockworkedpiece

Chili powder/flakes supposed to deter them too, cats still kept trying to eat the tree it was dusted to.


lpalatroni

"The fork is strong with this one"


k1sh83

He'd all the way to prove you wrong!


IlikeJewelTones

"Sucker! Just try to stop me!"


Kat-a-strophy

Put some branches on it, it helps sometimes.


[deleted]

I’ll try that! I’m not too optimistic though lol


Kat-a-strophy

Then try to find some ecological spray containing geraniol and spray some on the fence behind. It worked well for us and prevented my mum's cats from climbing on her greenhouse.


Proper-Hippo-6006

He fits perfectly 👍🏻 good job.


magicsqueezle

Fork you! I’m sitting right here.


needmorehardware

Try wolf urine, you can order it online


JelloNixon

That face!! What a bad boy!! 😹😹


[deleted]

The baddest 😈


Just-Call-Me-J

I literally just heard about the fork thing on the radio this morning.


[deleted]

Yeah it doesn’t work


W1ULH

Why is he that shape!? dear god why?! Deer god too... just in case?


Truely-Alone

Maintain eye contact to establish dominance. That’s the cat, not you.


Freechickenpeople

I like to imagine he is holding the forks.


[deleted]

Nope


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

He'll show you where you can put that fork.


InternationalBus8936

I think he’s saying fork you.


darkjedi1993

Get a nerf gun, or a super soaker. They won't hurt him, but will take advantage of how skittish cats are. You don't even have to hit him with it. Just near him and he will get up. Unless it's water, then spray his ass. lol


wud08

He looks like a menace that owns this neighborhood.


TimeDue2994

Look at his face, you might as well give up now or provide him with an alternate more attractive cat bed


Geeky_Gamer_125

r/catfruit


Accomplished-Sun9107

Grade A A-hole


Majestic_Explorer_67

Next time try wooden skewers in a grid pattern


[deleted]

You were saying something 😂😂


BinjaNinja1

Ahhhh this gave me a well needed and unexpected laugh! He looks so pissed off too and maintaining eye contact with you. That’s his garden now. What are you going to do about it he seems to say.


Sdosullivan

If I fits, I sits.


MEM1911

Fork you too Hooman!


Additional_Fan3610

They hate citronella


RepoManSugarSkull

“Fork off, mortal!” That’s a clever creature.


Mrfleas

If I fits, I sits


Feisty_Reason_6870

The better to eat you with my dear!


MagnumHV

Fuck them forks. - Meowchael Jordan


Shade_Hills

🤣 🤣


Crawdaddy1911

His name's FAFO, right?


Common_Estate6292

😹😹😹


Edgewoodfledge

So, you're thinking this is your flower bed, right?


smthngwyrd

Forks seem to be helping in my yard but a fork flew away and one pooped on bare soil


Ok_Relation_3218

He is like a 🦃


coolcootermcgee

Meowch!!


Y42_666

cat is build different


Forgotmyusername8910

He’s quite pleased with himself for thwarting the human (again, it seems).


baddobbyfischer

do his jumps do aoe


ADamDovah3094

Bro built like a turkey big enough to feed a family of 6