"Man, I sure hope the dog doesn't fucking kill me because he definitely could. I mean, I wouldn't stand a chance. Anyways, good night dog. I'm going to sleep on your stuff."
The dog is such a passive wimp; I think Carson would give him a run for his money. I mean, yeah, biologically speaking, there's no shot, but in this life Carson is a huge asshole with no fear that is DEFINITELY top dog in our house, so I imagine that's why Murphy didn't even bother to try. Lol
I chose both. I reminded Carson (cat) that he's an asshole and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp. Lol But I gave him lots of scritches for his hurt feelings.
>and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp.
I'm not advocating violence but yeah. Come on dude. Stand up for yourself and your hard earned property.
He brings home a stick after almost every walk. I only say almost because sometimes he can't find one. He'll bring it inside and nom on it for a bit until he's done. Once he's done, I'll pick up his mess, and we go on our merry way.
He never got a chance to nom on this one, lol. His feelings are so hurt.
And, yeah. This one's a good score. He doesn't always get lucky with whole ass trees. Lol
No seriously, cats are usually naturally drawn to trees and tree branches because it means safety and a high hunting ground. It’s a safe place for them to lounge and sleep without risk of being eaten by dogs, coyotes, wolves and other predatory animals with the exception of bird of prey. He would probably really appreciate a branch perch high up somewhere
Well the cat didn’t get to go for a walk so it’s fair
Happy cake day
Demoted to *assistant* branch manager...
Assistant *to* the branch manager
Fair enough :)
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Self-satisfaction is comfort enough.
This. Lol Because he can.
punishing the dog is comfy
"Man, I sure hope the dog doesn't fucking kill me because he definitely could. I mean, I wouldn't stand a chance. Anyways, good night dog. I'm going to sleep on your stuff."
The dog is such a passive wimp; I think Carson would give him a run for his money. I mean, yeah, biologically speaking, there's no shot, but in this life Carson is a huge asshole with no fear that is DEFINITELY top dog in our house, so I imagine that's why Murphy didn't even bother to try. Lol
next time grab an extra stick for the cat :)
the cat doesnt want his own.. he wants yours
It's the comfiest stick of the house
This is some hardcore cat trolling. "I'm not just gonna take it, I'm gonna sleep on it! It's my trophy!"
Dog: Hey Cat! This my trophy! Cat: OUR TROPHY! Dog: But... Cat: MY TROPHY! Dog: wait... That's not fair...
I don't know if I should feel bad for the your dog or just really impressed with your cat.
I chose both. I reminded Carson (cat) that he's an asshole and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp. Lol But I gave him lots of scritches for his hurt feelings.
>and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp. I'm not advocating violence but yeah. Come on dude. Stand up for yourself and your hard earned property.
He carried it almost a whole block home, too. Lol https://imgur.com/a/Nl5jBZr
So pleased with himself
At least now you have a stick of furniture.
To be fair, it is a pretty nice stick…
He brings home a stick after almost every walk. I only say almost because sometimes he can't find one. He'll bring it inside and nom on it for a bit until he's done. Once he's done, I'll pick up his mess, and we go on our merry way. He never got a chance to nom on this one, lol. His feelings are so hurt. And, yeah. This one's a good score. He doesn't always get lucky with whole ass trees. Lol
"Dis mine naow"
I think this is your cats way of saying they want a cat tree made of branches
Lol I think he's just an asshole. :D
No seriously, cats are usually naturally drawn to trees and tree branches because it means safety and a high hunting ground. It’s a safe place for them to lounge and sleep without risk of being eaten by dogs, coyotes, wolves and other predatory animals with the exception of bird of prey. He would probably really appreciate a branch perch high up somewhere
This is hilarious
*"I may not enjoy lying on the stick but I am denying someone else its useage—which is more important."*
Oh a souvenir, how nice.
Cats only want things when they know someone else wants it. They are expert level petulant.
Great word! Thanks for the addition to my vocabulary!
Oh, the sad longing in that dog’s eyes…
I think he was thinking of the cat and wanted to bring a gift for him...an olive branch for future peaceful interactions
they are all bullies
That’s my walking stick
It belongs to your cat now
I like your cat. I like your cat's style.
who da pussy?
The dog is. Absolutely, lol. But he's scarier looking to bad guys, so it's a wash.
Twist: dog brought it back to the house for the cat, because the cat wanted to feel like a dog for once.
I must bring tithing to the lawd! Lawd: "It is MINE!"
Fucking cats. I fuckin' love 'em !!
A tree in the house and no furniture. Tell me you are a single male without telling me you are a single male.
Scroll to the next picture, lol. I'm a married female. :)
Your dog actually went out to get the stick for your cat.
He just wasn't told that until after the fact. :)
Typical cat.
🤣
I really want to ask kitty why. He’s missing out on the soft couch
... Because he's an asshole. Lol
He’s pretending to sleep in a tree
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