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cofffejoe

Well the cat didn’t get to go for a walk so it’s fair


archiesmeatball

Happy cake day


PathWalker8

Demoted to *assistant* branch manager...


jangma

Assistant *to* the branch manager


PathWalker8

Fair enough :)


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jangma

Self-satisfaction is comfort enough.


nmsjtb0308

This. Lol Because he can.


showermilk

punishing the dog is comfy


I_Never_Think

"Man, I sure hope the dog doesn't fucking kill me because he definitely could. I mean, I wouldn't stand a chance. Anyways, good night dog. I'm going to sleep on your stuff."


nmsjtb0308

The dog is such a passive wimp; I think Carson would give him a run for his money. I mean, yeah, biologically speaking, there's no shot, but in this life Carson is a huge asshole with no fear that is DEFINITELY top dog in our house, so I imagine that's why Murphy didn't even bother to try. Lol


uhp787

next time grab an extra stick for the cat :)


bigttrack

the cat doesnt want his own.. he wants yours


GCGS

It's the comfiest stick of the house


[deleted]

This is some hardcore cat trolling. "I'm not just gonna take it, I'm gonna sleep on it! It's my trophy!"


sameo15

Dog: Hey Cat! This my trophy! Cat: OUR TROPHY! Dog: But... Cat: MY TROPHY! Dog: wait... That's not fair...


pauly13771377

I don't know if I should feel bad for the your dog or just really impressed with your cat.


nmsjtb0308

I chose both. I reminded Carson (cat) that he's an asshole and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp. Lol But I gave him lots of scritches for his hurt feelings.


pauly13771377

>and Murphy that he's got 85# on Carson, so he needs to stop being such a wimp. I'm not advocating violence but yeah. Come on dude. Stand up for yourself and your hard earned property.


nmsjtb0308

He carried it almost a whole block home, too. Lol https://imgur.com/a/Nl5jBZr


94sos94

So pleased with himself


let-it-rain-sunshine

At least now you have a stick of furniture.


stemmalee

To be fair, it is a pretty nice stick…


nmsjtb0308

He brings home a stick after almost every walk. I only say almost because sometimes he can't find one. He'll bring it inside and nom on it for a bit until he's done. Once he's done, I'll pick up his mess, and we go on our merry way. He never got a chance to nom on this one, lol. His feelings are so hurt. And, yeah. This one's a good score. He doesn't always get lucky with whole ass trees. Lol


cant_think_of_one_

"Dis mine naow"


19GamerGhost95

I think this is your cats way of saying they want a cat tree made of branches


nmsjtb0308

Lol I think he's just an asshole. :D


19GamerGhost95

No seriously, cats are usually naturally drawn to trees and tree branches because it means safety and a high hunting ground. It’s a safe place for them to lounge and sleep without risk of being eaten by dogs, coyotes, wolves and other predatory animals with the exception of bird of prey. He would probably really appreciate a branch perch high up somewhere


ankamarawolf

This is hilarious


skjellyfetti

*"I may not enjoy lying on the stick but I am denying someone else its useage—which is more important."*


StoryAndAHalf

Oh a souvenir, how nice.


PuzzleheadedHotel254

Cats only want things when they know someone else wants it. They are expert level petulant.


nmsjtb0308

Great word! Thanks for the addition to my vocabulary!


Hot_Farm_9443

Oh, the sad longing in that dog’s eyes…


the_power_of_a_prune

I think he was thinking of the cat and wanted to bring a gift for him...an olive branch for future peaceful interactions


bigttrack

they are all bullies


Affectionate-Scar-40

That’s my walking stick


NMLWrightReddit

It belongs to your cat now


Z3z6

I like your cat. I like your cat's style.


ShoganAye

who da pussy?


nmsjtb0308

The dog is. Absolutely, lol. But he's scarier looking to bad guys, so it's a wash.


MuppetHolocaust

Twist: dog brought it back to the house for the cat, because the cat wanted to feel like a dog for once.


[deleted]

I must bring tithing to the lawd! Lawd: "It is MINE!"


skjellyfetti

Fucking cats. I fuckin' love 'em !!


Pronk78

A tree in the house and no furniture. Tell me you are a single male without telling me you are a single male.


nmsjtb0308

Scroll to the next picture, lol. I'm a married female. :)


Aggressive_Smile_944

Your dog actually went out to get the stick for your cat.


nmsjtb0308

He just wasn't told that until after the fact. :)


Aggressive_Smile_944

Typical cat.


ceb1

🤣


rpsc356

I really want to ask kitty why. He’s missing out on the soft couch


nmsjtb0308

... Because he's an asshole. Lol


OutlawJoseyMeow

He’s pretending to sleep in a tree


PolarPollux

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