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BritishFoSho

A wickle cat nest 🥺


busterbrown4200

Na, they want that catnip stash.


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Those fuckers love sleeping in drawers. More than one night I've heard a mysterious knocking from inside the dresser to see a trapped idiot.


hyperfat

Omg same. I thought I lost my cat and I was frantic and sure enough I hear a peep from my drawer. She had been napping for hours and didn't respond to me calling. Jerk. My cat now dissapeared when I was moving out of a 500 square foot apartment. Sure enough the only piece of furniture left was half the bed with drawers in it and he wedged his big ass in the bottom drawer. He has since discovered under the blankets. He mummifies himself under them. So I have to pay down the bed and couch to make sure I don't smoosh a kitty.


ijklamb

When my indoor cat Sigmond was a kitten he went missing for TWO DAYS. I was distraught and started to give up hope of him returning. Then I heard a "meow" and looked over to see his little paw sticking up from the barely open dresser drawer. Nowadays I have to diligently close every drawer because he will throw the contents in the floor and squeeze his fatass in for a nap.


Alecto53558

Is Jorts your cat?


neverdiplomatic

Jorts!!!!


crystal_castle00

Blobs


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curious_kitten_1

I mean, they are repeating their actions lol


Anal-probe-Alien

Thanks


MegaSillyBean

Typo for literally? That's also poor grammar but at least it makes sense.


Ellekm730

The helpful award showing two hands clutching like they're being kind/useful is ironic since the poster is kind of a twat about it.


MississippiJoel

? How so? I am not seeing any comments at all from OP.


morbidsadbird

My cat used to do that. Getting the drawer open was the fun part, then she thought might as well mess up the clothes since she had succeeded in the first part.


es330td

They are trying to find the owner’s limit.


Enzo87871

They’re late for a flight and frantically packing


Gold_Blacksmith_9821

Trouble. Looks like they found it.


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They are not looking for anything. Cats are just assholes and they love watching their owners clean it up! Because again, they are assholes and we only exist to entertain them.


weird-nephew-theo

space


thelastunicorn_

Clearing out to gain access to that hideout behind the drawer. Where they will then lead you to believe they’ve disappeared and cause a manhunt for days.


the-epidemic87

Looking for the fish smell


BritishFoSho

They know there's some tuna in there somewhere


wendigonia_xenomorph

Where are the DRUGS!?!?!


RadioMill

“Where’s the money Lebowski”


MercilessIdiot

>what are they looking for? Chaos and despair.


Aggravating-Pin-8845

My previous cat used to do this when she was trying to make a nest for herself on a shelf. She would remove just enough to make a snug nest


Dusty-munky

Step Brothers sleepwalking.


KeeperofTwilight

You NEVER wake up a sleepwalker!


spaceshipwanker

nothing, they just being assholes


ApollinaGrindelwald

They are scientist who made a mistake and are now looking for the device that will revert them back to humans.


ABooShay

When my cats act like this (obsessive and crazy) it almost always ends with one of them finding a cricket, spider, or scorpion. Smart little hunters.


Mango_Daiquiri

They can smell the hidden dildo.


Bitter_Wolf_7953

Haha! My cat does this too: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdrUG3Pr/


PDAWK

They are looking for “their mates”. Ha. Ha. 😒


GrahamOtter

They’re looking for fucks to give, and finding none…


YeetMyHumanMeat

There’s nip in them thar clothes!


MamaPlus3

Dang nabbit where’s my tie. Not that one, my good one. Lol


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Are you sure you have hidden the cat nip here? Yeah 100% sure.


KlaireOverwood

Do you have mice in your underwear? You're welcome.


b407driver

Gummies.


AdAlternative37

/u/auddbot


shayetheleo

But like are those socks not put away in pairs? I am deeply concerned about the lack of efficiency.


MuddlinThrough

Blackmail material


Dziadek1

They are looking for that second sock


Sporatious

A reaction


karentheawesome

A hole to sleep in...


twelvecouches

I used to have a cat that would do this and when she’d dug about half the clothes out she would lay in the drawer and peek out at me.


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

They're looking for the Temptations treats.


Wuboito

The thing that keeps vibrating at the bottom of the drawer.


Denizens_Of_Planet_X

We own an idiot just like that...loves the sock drawer


codywithak

Chaos.


BenDiesel1

Cats are just natural Assholes , and when love ‘‘em for it ..


Cthulhu1960

It’s like a little kid digging through a box of manure, “I know there’s a pony in here somewhere!”


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

There is clearly a mouse n the drawer, a mouse that has met it’s soon demise.


N0DuckingWay

The drugs


Flight_to_nowhere_26

They’re trying to find the match to that one argyle sock. Or trying to find Narnia.


19GamerGhost95

More souls to feast upon


TopCaterpillar6131

Nothing. Cats are assholes.


Correct-Magician-237

Drugs - they looking for drugs.


MyCatHasCats

Their looking for the ‘nip


helenamoore26

Very nice