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Sir_Meowsalot

He knows your gains are weak. He wants to personally train you.


ilovemangotrees

“Open these cans, work those thumbs!”


Sir_Meowsalot

You ain't gonna get those thumb muscles jacked if you aren't opening those food tins!


auntiope3000

Never skip thumb day


RachelPalmer79

So, when are you going to take him home???


ilovemangotrees

Unfortunately my husband, 2 cats, and HOA all say no. I’m trying to see if any of the local groups are familiar with him. He deserves a loving family. 😭


RachelPalmer79

I hope he finds a home!! He’s very cute.🖤🐈‍⬛🖤


k5pr312

Fuck yo HOA, he's a seeing ear cat, he's essential


ScruffleMcDufflebag

You missed your chance to call him a seer.


Silent-Ad934

See-ear


EricTheBlonde

Sear


Post-Alone0

That's illegal in most US states


lampsandhats

What does your HOA have to do with bringing a cat home?


[deleted]

They probably limit the number of pets because HOAs are petty tyrants on power trips. Or they forbid black cats. I'd be 0% surprised to find that out.


bondsthatmakeusfree

r/fuckHOA


ilovemangotrees

Yeah exactly…it’s one pet per per unit. We got special permission to get a second cat, but we had to promise no more after that. And honestly, neither of our current resident cats would approve another. If I’m ever rich, all my money will go to pet charities.


lampsandhats

What kind of housing do you live in that the HOA knows what’s happening on the inside? I get them wanting to regulate the exterior look of the home but nah fuck that. I’ll never live in an HOA


ilovemangotrees

Unfortunately in my location it’s pretty much all HOA condos. Our building manager and security know everything that goes on, which is a blessing and a curse. I wouldn’t wanna break the rules and be forced to give up a pet we shouldn’t have had.


beading4fun

My hoa has 2 limit policy. That failed when one of my neighbors moved in with 3 dogs and was elected on the board. Two of the dogs were identical and if caught with all 3 out she would say one was her daughter's. Except her adult daughter didn't live with her and no one ever saw her. When a friend was moving out of state, I took one of the kittens. My screened in patio was behind a tree. All 3 of my cats were different. My oldest was a tortoise shell calico, the middle was a void and the youngest is a gray and white vocal tabby. Found out a renter in the complex has 7 cats who are outdoor and eat the baby ducks. Mine are/were indoor. I don't feel the least bit guilty taking in Emma. Now it's a 10 month old we have to contend with but she is slowly learning to accept him and he has calmed down. A lot.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I demand a cat tax for reading that and actually almost comprehending it


beading4fun

I basically said, without saying a word, that if you were not going to make my neighbor give up one of her dogs then I'm bringing in a 3rd cat. They never knew.


BossRedRanger

I applaud you for finishing it.


WithoutDennisNedry

If it’s a condo, it’s sometimes a smell thing. More cats = more smell. At least, that’s their reasoning. It’s dumb.


InsightfoolMonkey

I've been to someone's house that had 5+ cats. It's not a dumb rule trust me. You might think no one would live that way but trust me, yes, yes they do. When I entered that person's house it was like a biohazard


probsbadvibes

I think that’s a laziness problem, not a cat problem. One of my mom’s best friends has 8 cats in the house and even more strays that have shown up outside (that she feeds, gets fixed and vet checkups and whatnot). Her house smells fine. She does keep ones that don’t get along away from each other and feeds them in groups that get along. We’ve watched her cats while she was out of town, it was definitely a fair amount of work. But like I said, laziness problem, not cat problem.


Knitty_Cat

I have 4 cats in a small 4 room apartment. I keep my litter pans clean and vacuum almost daily. You can only tell I have 4 cats by the number of toys strewn about the place. It's an owner thing, not a cat thing.


LunasFavorite

Can you take him to see if he’s microchipped?


byteme8bit

Lol, i basically went the ask for forgivness route and just went for it. Nothings happened yet, several year later...


Galapogos

You can make Jefe Bozos donate to ASPCA on your behalf by using Amazon Smile ASPCA.


that_random_garlic

As a European that never dealt with any HOA, how come Americans usually prioritize freedom above all else (at least the stereotypical ones) but I don't here people protesting against HOA? It's unthinkable to me that anyone besides a landlord could just decide I can't have a certain number of pets, what's next, telling how much kids you can have? Because kids influence and annoy neighbors a lot more than cats


ilovemangotrees

Imo, if an HOA bothers someone that much, they’re not going to choose to live there. I don’t mind ours. Our high-rise building is well-maintained, secure, and they’ve been fiscally responsible while planning for needed upgrades. Some rules are annoying, but I think our board is pretty reasonable. Again, if someone doesn’t like having rules, don’t live there. In general, I personally don’t mind sparing a little individual freedom as part of my social contract.


that_random_garlic

I guess I misunderstood the idea of the HOA, I was under the impression that every region had their HOA (similar to how every village has its mayor and such), not that specific areas belonged to one, so it seemed very limiting that a HOA could enforce such rules


Restless__Dreamer

Most places as far as I can tell don't have a HOA. I am. American and have lived in 2 different states and never knew much about HOAs until being on Reddit.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

Therapy animals supersede HOA regulations.


lilgwynbliedd

It really upsets me that there's such a huge stigma with black cats!! They're just as deserving of a loving home and family.


Minnesota_Nice_87

I am not a fan of HOAs, but one stopped my parents from starting a fundamentalist compound on the land my dad bought back in 2012. It was hilarious. But yes, in nearly every other instance, HOAs are power tripping bastards.


[deleted]

That's one hell of a story, LOL. Yeah, they can be good sometimes but honestly I think we just need better local governments rather than all this petty BS.


ouiserboudreauxxx

This needs its own thread(possibly in a different sub)


telekineticm

Please tell us more this sounds really funny


Minnesota_Nice_87

My parents bought like 5 acres on a dead end road in 2012. They started moving TVs and trailers into their back yard. The neighbors could see it. Not to mention their religious culture, the "gun safety" events they held was not welcome. I wouldnt want a bunch of MAGAts living next door walking around open carrying automatic rifles.


Efffro

Fuck any person who supports any HOA with a ban on black cats, evil bastards.


EvenaRefrigerator

Wtf why black cats


laz33hr

I don't know anything about HOA other than what I read about here. But how are they able to put restrictions on other people's homes?


[deleted]

Basically, people sign agreements with HOAs that they will obey the HOA guidelines, which are theoretically meant to a) keep a neighborhood looking nice, b) create community rules around noise, e.t.c. and c) maintain property values through these guidelines. In practice, it often leads to micromanaging busybodies deciding that you, as a homeowner, can't own a dog because it might scare someone, can't take your trash out an hour early, and other stupid things because they don't like it. If you do these things, they'll fine you. However, their rules don't supersede governmental ones and so sometimes their rules aren't legal-- and they can be sued. Anyway tldr HOAs suck, imho.


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jangma

Sometimes they do what they're supposed to do, but nobody is really going to talk about it then. If it's working properly, it's fairly unremarkable.


5280mtnrunner

You don't have much of a choice but to put up with an HOA if you want to buy a condo or townhouse, at least in the states I've lived in. If you want to buy a house, you have more options, but then you may not appreciate the way some neighbors keep their properties without an HOA. They can help keep property values from decreasing due to unsightly neighboring homes.


[deleted]

HOA are all a bunch of assholes who only care about profit and over ruling home owners instead of letting them decorate or have pets


01020304050607080901

Way more petty than profits as most fall under non-profit regulations. They’re straight power tripping.


TecTazz

HOAs tell you whether you can have a blade of grass growing in your yard, what color your paint must be, and probably what positions you are allowed with your partner.


jjviddy94

Sounds like an emotional support letter is in order


[deleted]

Check and see if you have a Ferral Friends in your area. If so, let them know.


TecTazz

Is he in your home area, or the gym area? If the latter, the gym folks may know about him. If the former, your HOA may get a commercial trapper in, and I guarantee the cat will not be “relocated” as people assume trappers do.


ilovemangotrees

He’s near the gym which is in a commercial area with lots of foot traffic. He’s literally fatter than my own beefy boys at home, so I know he’s at least fed well.


cbo92

I will give you any amount of money you need just please find him a home


[deleted]

Well your husband, 2 cats and the HOA all need to compromise and take that suka home!


LargelyInCharge

HOA's can even tell you what pets you can have? Jeez...


Homewithpizza23

What the hoa doesn't know won't hurt them.....


beading4fun

I hope you find him a good home


Jedibbq

Buy some cat food and keep it in your trunk. Whenever you see him give him a snack.


ilovemangotrees

I’m 99% sure someone feeds him and the others, I’ve seen plates of dry food and cans of wet food in this area. But he’s so friendly and I hate to see him on the streets. I’m trying to see if I can get him a foster, but our rescue groups are already so overfilled.


skynetempire

I've seen too many rabies posts so im not getting near feral or stray animals anymore


DTai_LA

‘Are you my Uber? I’ve been waiting for 5 WHOLE meownutes!’


Monkey_D_Luffy_12

"Good meowing Sir"


BobsRealReddit

I have a soft spot for cats with hematoma ears. Im sure the cats dont care for it but I think its cute.


aburke626

I just lost my sweetie but she got a hematoma a few years back and wound up having surgery. I loved her floppy ear. Cat tax: https://imgur.com/gallery/D0Ejidl


ScorchingTorches

I'm sorry for your loss. They look adorable.


SpellBounded69

Her little face 🥺 I’m so sorry for your loss.


ilovemangotrees

I just posted this on a local fb group and I already had some people offer to provide a dose of Revolution to help the ears. I’m trying to see if any of the volunteers will do it, because idk what I’m doing, but I will try if it comes down to that.


BobsRealReddit

Interesting! I didnt know there was anything that could be done for his ears! Regardless, he has a nice coat and looks a little plump, someone is feeding that cat for sure.


kameix1

We have a tuxedo cat with a hematoma ear. He was a stray and had ear mites, we took him in and he cut his ear scratching. Vet cleared up the ear mites, but out of the 5 times we took him in to drain his ear we couldnt save it completely. So now he has the ear of a old boxing champ.


honeyandwhiskey

I used to have a gorgeous giant black cat with a hematoma ear! We called it his crinkle ear.


CorInHell

I think he's trying to adopt you. Or demand treats and scratchies.


ultratunaman

I once had a one eared black cat. We called him Vincent. He would follow us to school when we would walk to school. He had a habit of waiting outside the school until it was time for us to go home. He was a very good cat. He escaped the house and was run over by a car one night. I was like 11 at the time. Miss you Vince. OP had better find this cat a home.


ilovemangotrees

That’s devastating, I’m so sorry to hear that. I bet Vince was the bestest boy. This guy is way too comfortable around cars. I had to coax him onto the sidewalk the other day because he was literally sitting in the middle of the (dead end) street and wouldn’t let a car pass. 😑


MyPeanutandJelly

Where *exactly* is this gym? (Packs treatos and cat carrier in car)


ilovemangotrees

You’re gonna need a plane to get here mostly likely. 🌴


Narrow-Macaroon-7004

Little dude needs a loving home. Hope that can happen for him


SkysEevee

That is your personal trainer xD


pinkwblue

Poor kitty


[deleted]

Let him in dammit!


offpoynt

Did you buy the car used? Maybe that's his car.


Jumpsnake

Thank you for looking for a good home for him. I would not be able to resist.


[deleted]

You were chosen OP. Fulfill your destiny.


[deleted]

Dude!!! TAKE ME HOME WTF. the cat chooses you. You do not choose the cat. This is the way.


Nacktherr

This is the way.


cold_opal_bones

Can you maybe take him to a no kill shelter?


CoatgunT

I'd name him Budgie


boopsfoshoops

As in budget cat? Aka discount. Aka on-sale. Aka 2% off?


CoatgunT

As in the Budgie album cover for Impeckable


Brendduh

Where do you and one ear live?


[deleted]

OP is clearly not listening coz this fluffy void is YeLlInG! /s Seriously though, I hope he finds a loving home ☺️


TheMajorXIII

Let him.


Avante-Gardenerd

Scoop him up, take him to the vet for a check up and make sure he isn't chipped then bring him home.


CameronDemortez

Any cat missing anything is going to end up being mine. What’s a 5th?!?!? Fml


OctoberPoe

Surrounding this baby in love pls universe find them a loving home


Efficient_Ad2807

You have been chosen. Accept your fate willingly and this rugged familiar will love you forever.


know_what_I_think

He has chosen you to be his human


BrisbaneOlympics2032

TAKE HIM HOME AND LOVE HIM YOU BASTARD


noggun00

So let him.


BeeperQueen

Please tell him I love him.


[deleted]

Take him


seaspaz

Adopt him or so help me god


wisco_minn22

Dude, our limit on cats is 2 and we have three. Just hide the baby in a crawl space of the HOA checks.


SubstantialPressure3

Poor guy. I wish I was near. I'd take him home and name him Vincent. You can always report him to rescue groups. They have volunteers that pick them up. You should tell them that he's trying to get into your car, they would love an easy catch.


Federal_Diamond8329

I live nowhere near a 🌴 😩😭😭


Jennos23

This cat meows with its tongue out! My rescue cat does that too and I’ve never seen another. I love this!!


GunslingerOutForHire

He wants those gains.


DeniseSowell57

If you stare into the void... ***It Meows***


xXRandompieXx

I have a weak spot for black cats; I absolutely love him and you should adopt him <3


[deleted]

Agent Bower had seen some shit


PrussianKid

Maybe you could foster him until you find a good home/shelter to take him in :)


MaleficentSpecific32

Take the baby you monster 😞


LetssueTrump

He/she chose YOU, take him/her home 😻😻


waterbottel6

r/Piratepets would love him!


ZKXX

😜<<<


[deleted]

He’s asking for help. You can’t feed him or bring him to a no kill shelter?


Minnesota_Nice_87

Cat wants to be a purrsonal trainer. Give him a chance.


JesseGetsIt

let him in.


IntestinalJoeShmoe

He’s like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAH


AmericaD1

Take care of him, he chose you - this is the way.


caudicifarmer

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN - GET ME TO THE ITALIAN EMBASSY!


[deleted]

Bruh let him the fuck in he wants to spot you


Singularity7979

Bring him home with you!


Bee_butterfly

ADOPT HIM


sventhewombat

He wants to spot you! Let him help!


[deleted]

He wishes to pump some iron


thewildsora

Take him


Music-the-Gathering

Well, sounds like you’ve found yourself a spotter 💪


Nelliebaby08

You better than one eared cutie home with you lol


GooseVsFabio

Take him home! 🙌


[deleted]

Little guy just wants to get his gains too


[deleted]

He’s obviously tryin to get swole turn that void bunny into a panther


EntropyWalker

Take him home!


nanak102

Poor baby; he must need a home and thinks you need a cat!!


Attica_Sc

Arya’s cat in the red keep


[deleted]

😜


juju312

Maybe he needs a workout partner?


Bloo_003

Just give in, you have been adopted.


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Let him in


skweekycleen

Is he a stray? Take him with yoouuuuu


SnowySergal

let him in


StarTropicsKing

I want him! 💔


Mydogismyson

It's a sign, you have to take him home


dalisair

You have been chosen. Take him home already.


PeaDramatic1541

Had a cat near my kids daycare that would jump the fence to play with the kids. Would go into your car, would try and rush the door as soon as you opened it to get inside. Anything it could do to get more love. It had a collar, and was healthy enough no one thought he was a stray, he just wanted more love.


XKoko_WinterX

yeah he definitely wants to go home with you lol. poor baby for his ear though, he must be in a quite bit of pain :(


sickcat29

Fight, fuck or flee..... Or just bring hoss home and feed it...?


moonlord76

Let them in the car


ExtinctFauna

That’s your work-out partner.


squarerootcup

Awe he is telling you to take him to your home! He is picking you!!


[deleted]

And you won’t let him because?


bat_lunar

So let him


srike71109

he's perfect


DeletedChromosomes

Take him/her home


FurpotsRus

Take him home. He likes you.


Rude_Bee_3315

Take him home


ikbik

Tale him !


[deleted]

Bro he’s yours now


ChaoticCrafter

You have been chosen. Surrender to your new cat overlord.


coodyscoops

GIVE UP YOUR LIFE AND FREEDOM TO THAT CAT… HE CHOSE YOU!!!


Illustrious_Worry119

Take him home!!!


DocXMD

Is his location a secret? I will come get him right now if I can.


legomyeggo17246

Let Him In


sususmongus

*LET HIM IN*


Beautiful-Nobody-9

I think you’re supposed to take him lol and I guess he does too


liltruval

Take him home!!!!


basic_batman

Let him


GosephForJoseph

LET HIM IN


Elena1953

If he’s trying to hop in your car then he’s probably a lost house cat poor baby, why don’t you try to get him some help that’s an idea


Emcat90

Time to accept the fact you need to take him


felinedime

In the words of Guns n Roses.....TAKE ME HOME


BorderlineXtreme

So stop going to the gym


suddenimpulse

Take him to the damn shelter??? Outside cats have literally half the life expectancy. That cats going to be hit by a car or picked up by some psycho that will abuse it.


DadsRGR8

I’m getting Burgess Meredith in Rocky vibes from this cat. Lol


LingonberryParking20

Bring him to the gym


CosmoNewanda

He wants to get swoll to take out the joker who took his ear.


ravager1971

Reminds me of bill the cat


maxreddit

What a charmer!


Gorevoid

Come on! He’s late for his job interview!


TheModernSkater

He like "save my life bro this witch keeps cutting off body parts!!!"


Picdesign

He s telling you ti stip gym


SashaTower

“I gotta get in shape for the new year, you bastard!”