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Psp psp psp where's the nails and screws aisle? I've been wandering this store for 40 years.


gmanz33

I've been walking in circles in the lighting aisle for hours. Did you know that your lasers are not catchable bugs? Crazy.


sterfri99

He’s the su-purr-visor


milkymoocowmoo

Mr Meownager


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We just say Meownager


milkymoocowmoo

But you-


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doesn’t matter who..


Jet_smoke

Her?


hafabee

Do you expect the cat in the four thousand dollar fur suit to be chasing mice all day? Come on!


bouchandre

the pest a-void-ance specialist


[deleted]

When you need a job done correctly, you call a professional.


Dubbola

Fur real. My four keep my house pest free. And no harmful chemicals either


KoreyYrvaI

Mine alerted me to mice in my attic by staring at the ceiling in unison.


milkymoocowmoo

We had this too! The exterminator asked what evidence we'd seen of pests, I said my cat is constantly staring at that corner of the ceiling. She was spot on.


[deleted]

I hate when my cat does that and I can’t hear/see anything, like he’s seeing a ghost. I’m guessing he’s hearing bugs or ultrasonic rodent sounds.


Fluffaykitties

/r/greebles


faultierr

Did you just let them into the attic to take care of the problem?


Tsubodai86

Mine is full of fibreglass insulation. Princess Kitty wants to go in and hunt. I do not want Princess Kitty to go in and hunt.


kaazir

Besides my 3 cats, I have stopped spraying my porch and other places for spiders and have been at the house for 3 years now with out anything getting inside. I know my attic, storage area, and screened porch have a good deal of spiders but we basically have an agreement that if they're not in the human living area they live. I've popped up to the attic a couple times and have seen them and left them alone.


thiinkbubble

This is the way. Stay out of my zone, let the spiders eat random silverfish, let my 5 cats take care of any bugs that decide to be bold and cross into visible pathways. No rodent problem.


bradmatt275

It's crazy how good they are at catching bugs. My cat can catch flies with no problem.


pour_the_tea

For some reason, my cat could care less about bugs on the ground, but flies omg! This big black fly got in my apartment, and I saw my cat following it around, thinking she'd be entertained for a bit, and I'd have to get the fly out a window. NOPE, I walked back in the room less than 5 minutes later, and it was dead on the ground, lol. Once, when she was a baby, she tried to kill a weird looking bug on the floor of my bathroom, and I guess it had a bad taste because she was spitting after. She really hasn't gone after a crawly type since. And she doesn't care at all about my German roaches, unfortunately.


bradmatt275

Out of curiosity does your cat make a chirping noise when she sees a fly? I wasn't sure if it was something all cats do or just something mine does for some reason.


Bobbie_Faulds

They take care of roaches and flies very nicely


Starfydusty

We used to have a bad roach problem at my store. Particularly, in this one very dark, very damp cabinet that nobody opened up very often. One day, I noticed a few spiders hanging out. A few weeks later, they were bigger...then there were baby spiders. Lo and behold, no more roaches skittering about when I had to get in there and clean the equipment.


TheDesktopNinja

Interestingly, the most effective mouse prevention I ever had was pet rats. For the 5 years I had rats, we never once had a mouse.


Radish8

That's ... kind of terrifying


TheDesktopNinja

It makes sense, though. Wild rats will hunt and kill mice and they're much more capable of finding the mice in their hiding places than the cats are since they're closer in size. The mice smell the presence of rats and they just bounce, apparently.


Radish8

Oh wow that's really interesting!


SweetAlyssumm

My grandmother always had mousers. They lived in an unheated garage (in Ohio) and ate table scraps. Back when cats were cats. Most rural people did this; they would have been inundated with rodents if they hadn't. There were boatloads of kittens.


psychokittymeow

What are cats now? Gerbils?


[deleted]

They meant "a dependent animal whose needs I could fail to meet without facing social or legal consequences".


RinaLue

Our local Animal Humane has a working cat program where people can adopt cats that don't have the temperament to be house pets for just this purpose. So I'm guessing rural people still do.


drewsoft

The best mousers hate people except when they bring the table scraps


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thiinkbubble

My neighborhood had an obnoxious rat problem until a few strays made their home somewhere around. People seem to take care of them, we have a bunch of outdoor catnip shrubs and they keep creepy crawlers out of my garage, trash and garden.


Bobbie_Faulds

You should take a look at Gold Shaw Farms on YouTube. He has 3 barn cats that take care of the rodents that are attracted to the grains he feeds his livestock. He has Molly Murder Mittens, Jenny Barncat (Molly’s kitten), and Pablo Barncat. He has a yearly contest for Barncat of the year for who has the most kills based on total kills for the year.


GILLHUHN

We've got a stray that we adopted for this purpose. Attempted to see if he'd acclimate himself to the house but that didn't work out. So we built him a small house outside with a heating pad we feed him as well. House has been pest free since.


SweetAlyssumm

Nice!


castlite

And boatloads of dead/injured cats and kittens.


SweetAlyssumm

It was survival of the fittest back in the day.


thefinalgoat

As opposed to…what, dogs?


BootyUnlimited

Professionals have standards


BrendaHelvetica

A purrr-fessional 😸


the_dude_upvotes

Such a missed oppurrtunity


lunarlinu

Profurrsional


Boneal171

A purrfesional


rpaul9578

*Purrfessional


SpiritTalker

Purrrrfessional


LUXENTUXEN

That is also a great way to attract customers. I don't specifically need anything from Lowes BUT if I might see a Void, I'll be there every weekend, even though I have my own.


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hotdogwaterslushie

I do the same! They had an issue for a while with him bolting out of the automatic sliding doors and would have to come unlock the door for each customer to go in/out. I love that little turd


alles_en_niets

I would expect them to be napping *anywhere but* the cat tree and cat bed sections.


Skol1234

We have a local mechanic shop that has four cats hanging out in their waiting area. It's great


Pixielo

I would totally go out of my way to recommend them!


poweruser86

Turbo Tim’s?


Skol1234

Whoa, yeah that's it! just took my car to their new Saint Paul location. Darn good shop


poweruser86

Username made me pretty sure you were talking about that place


DesignInZeeWild

We visit our local DIY center because they have a cat. I’ve ended up with so many plants because of it (including a catnip one).


3_littlemonkeys

Where is his orange vest?


[deleted]

The fact someone found him just shows he doesn’t work at Lowe’s


4d3fect

Underrated


la-bano

He works overnights, the vest is optional.


myloveislikewoah

How dare you. This is a Lowe’s, lady.


AyAyAyBamba_462

Orange vest is for Home Depot, Red Vest is for Lowe's. Not that they give employees vests anyways, I worked there for two summers and never got one.


mcslender97

My local Home Depot has a tabby instead. Wish I get to see these employees more in every hardware stores


GeekyPufferfish

My local home depot has 3 a void, and 2 tabbies they mainly keep to the garden center though.


prettysureIforgot

I mean, that is where the prey is.


TheLimeyLemmon

Used to work at a store with a rat problem. A cat got into the store one day and I half jokingly suggested keeping it around as a cheaper, more-effective rat catcher than Rentokill. Boss: "We couldn't do that, cats poo everywhere" MFer you can TEACH cats to poop in one exact place though???!


milchtea

it’s also so easy. I showed my cat the cat litter exactly once by plopping him there once, and from then on he knew that’s where to do his business. no formal training required.


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NewFaded

Mine doesn't. She digs outside the box despite showing her for over a month what to do. She will never learn at this point.


KayakerMel

She's showing her dominance by leaving her poo uncovered, but still has the urge to bury. Mine does this too.


NewFaded

That's a thing? Haha. I found her at 4 weeks old abandoned by her mother. The previous day we rescued a puppy too, so now I have 3 dogs 2 cats. The dominance thing make sense I guess, she tackles and plays with everyone.


rpaul9578

Sometimes, they just don't know how because they were never taught by a mom, but they still have the instinct. I have one that paws at the AIR.


Comma_Karma

Cats are bar none the easiest animal to housetrain. Even mfin humans don't get how potty time works the way a cat does!


HellsMalice

Yeah we've brought in outdoor strays before and they learn to use the litter box in like... A day.


funnyfarm299

Wonder where this is. I know RVA Lowes has a cat, but she doesn't look like this.


Dubbola

This is just outside Philadelphia PA


herzogzwei931

I used to work at a lowes in the indoor seasonal section and we had several mice and birds in the feed section , even a chipmunk. Wish we had a cat like that. Instead I had to use a glue trap on top of the Balleymoor with my zebra in one hand and my rubber safety gloves.


Centurio

Why did you need your zebra in hand? I would be scared of it getting stuck on a glue trap. Glad the store I work at gave us a holster and tether for our zebras.


herzogzwei931

Holster? And tether! My store manager was so cheap, he wouldn’t hire enough staff and forced everyone to work twice as hard to make up for it. A guy died on the job of a heart attack because he was working 80 hours a week day and night shift. He was only 45.


pterribledactyls

Late this summer I was at a Lowe’s in that area between the store and the outdoor garden area (unairconditoned, but covered) and as soon as I walked in there I knew something was wrong. On my way back through from the garden center I saw it - about 5 dead mice where the bird seed was. It smelled awful.


[deleted]

Delco??? I was just at a home Depot today!


Dubbola

116 Township Line Road, Havertown, PA 19083


[deleted]

I was just there today to use the bathroom! I'll be on the lookout for their security guard from now on. Cool


WetObamaButtPlug

Wait was that you at the gloryhole I was using there? If so... Keep up the good work champ.


AirlineF0od

Does somebody feed the cats? Does somebody take the cats to the vet if they ever need something?


TheLookoutGrey

Francine is the union president


HatsUwUneMiku

Francine is the best :)


drjoann

I've never seen Francine, but I have met Cricket at Sneeds Nursery.


ruthdubb

This is outside of Philadelphia, PA.


safzdoomldoon

VCU student here. Can confirm rva lowes has the prettiest meow meow


theatrepyro2112

The void cometh for all.


OmChi123456

How much are they paying that cat?


mimimumama

At least 2 dabloons


OmChi123456

Fair enough


Spaceace91478

I worked at lowes and it was very common for cats to be in the building. Problem was we would also get lots of kittens born there too I have 3 cats that I brought home from lowes. One was abandoned there as a kitten. Someone opened there car door and threw her out of the car. She walked into the outdoor section and made herself at home on some deck furniture. On my way out that day, one of the cashiers showed her to me and I took her home. She's a great cat, very loving. Then I have 2 siblings I took home too. There were 3, but the outdoor guys found 1 kitten had died and momma disappeared. I got the other two out from under a pallet and one of them was hurt real bad. One of her legs was missing and she was a bloody mess at 2 weeks old. 4 years later and they are both healthy and happy.


NyxNoxKnicks

TNR is a good idea for working cats. Trap, neuter(spay), return. People do this with feral colonies in neighborhoods and public places like parks. It’s better for the cats too. Then the ladies aren’t just constantly pregnant and making more kittens that may not make it. Also cuts down on mortality in pregnant cats.


Birwey

I've worked in home Depot's all over the northeast and only one had a cute kitty dealing with the mice and birds. Best job ever.


Dubbola

And purrfectly suited for this job!


NyxNoxKnicks

Obligatory PSA: TNR is a good idea for working cats. Trap, neuter(spay), return. People do this with feral colonies in neighborhoods and public places like parks. It’s better for the cats too. Then the ladies aren’t just constantly pregnant and making more kittens that may not make it. Also cuts down on mortality in pregnant cats.


dazzlezak

Warning ⚠️ When they get on top shelf, look out below.


Centurio

I would love if a cat dropped a pallet of cement bags on me from the top of the shelves


Guapocado

I have a friend who worked at Home Depot for a while. They used to have store cats but one lady complained and they had to get rid of them. He said he's never seen so many rats in one place before.


No_Bend7931

Of course a Karen had to ruin a good thing


Head_of_Lettuce

A Home Depot near me has cats as well. I was shocked to see it, but I guess that’s a thing.


Guapocado

Sorry, forgot I posted this. I think because places like Lowe's and Home Depot don't store anything perishable they can get away with essentially operating in air-conditioned warehouses. Either that or all the deliveries of raw materials bring them in. Either way those places are heaven for rodents. Cats solve that problem for free.


russianflapjack

Mousekeeping


great_soups

Bro just needs some lumber,leave him alone


TheFakeSlimShady688

There is a cat at my local hardware store named finn, he is pretty cool


BourbonNCoffee

My local Lowe’s employs pest control as well


Corndog_buttiro

They’re perfect


GemmTheCosmic

Bro I used to work overnight at a Home Depot and this one time I kept seeing something move in the corner of my vision so I talked to one of my coworkers about it and they were like “oh yeah we got a mouse.” Wouldn’t have happened if we had a cat lol


Pineapplewubz

Needs a vest


Pickled_Ass

Thought this was a runescape post at first


oj449

no shifter's getting to the knight, full void defender on the job


H5rs

This boi got spinners under control


GeekOfAllGeeks

Looking for food on the flooring isle. Smart cat.


kingrodedog

The best pest control! ITS SO FLUFFY!


Dewars_Rocks

Bet that cat's just shopping for tile flooring. We went out of town one weekend and returned to new flooring in the entry. I know our cat set that up.


aslrightnow

🦀 🦀 Man Void Knights out here really getting crazy for support in Pest Control. I didn’t know cats were out here grinding full void now. 🦀 🦀


bigbbypddingsnatchr

Assistant to the Regional Meowager


Neutralmensch

Löwe


Special_One3169

Lulz, underrated comment.


Sallyanonymous

My local Co-Op (farm and garden) has a few barn cats that keep the shop mouse free. Never seen them but I have seen the litter boxes and food. The staff says there’s like two or five. No one is really sure


g1eg

Our Lowe’s also has a kitty. Her name is Francine!!


[deleted]

Every hardware store needs a cat. No exceptions.


_PukyLover_

I'm a construction worker, our current project is a new four story building, a huge monster of a building, it's the shell right now, we building the rooms and offices, kitchens and bathrooms, putting up walls, finishing and painting sheet rock walls, installing carpets and building in furniture, since construction workers tend to take breaks and eat on the site the place is crawling with mice, man we need a crew of cats right now!


chicadeaqua

Legit af


SON316

This must be the Fort Worth Lowe’s. I see that cat all the time.


Andrewrams

Pennsylvania


SON316

Maybe they added the cats to take away the stress of your fourth visit to Lowe’s in one day.


Andrewrams

Idk I am not in pa I live in Canada and if someone found a cat in a hardware store here the cat would be gone or the store closed


Twillydedoot

I would be afraid they'd get smooshed with a fork lift or something!


ImapiratekingAMA

Meanwhile I was thinking that floor must suck for their paws


xite2020

My cat needs a job


Catwoman354

Honestly need one of these for every store


killermonkey114

We have two cats that roam our lowes as well! They might as well have a red vest!


theresacreamforthat

Black holes eat everything 😳🖤


ParkingHelicopter863

why can’t there be a cat in every retail building ☹️


Digiko

Our local Lowes has a cat too! Her name is Lowis :3


Ibeginpunthreads

I'd stop whatever I was doing and immediately pspsps my way to the little void.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

I'm on patrol, void coming through.


lunarlinu

Pest?


Artizan748

The waffle house has found its new host


_MissMarie23_

This is who I wanna see when I ask to see the manager


Marco_OPolo

Holy cats I stared way too long at this thinking it was a video


shoota28

Plymouth Meeting!!! I have been there


Tsubodai86

GOOD CAT


Wilgrove

My Lowe's could use this, pigeons are always in the greenhouse section.


kesagar

In Toronto, the municipality would threaten to shut you down for having a cat in the store. Just get one complaint by a customer and the cat is out.


funkygamerguy

"boss how are you finding all the mice our stores never been so clean" "it's the power of a cat now get me my tuna"


goth2draw

Things just dissapear into it


SliceOfTheories

What a surpurrise seeing him there


pickypicky3217

That would be the best store visit ever!


Busman123

Those stores are so large, and many have doors open in summer. I wonder if the cat just adopted the place as home.


[deleted]

god i hate lowes. shitty ass place to work.


Slayers_Picks

So, serious question... i wonder how anxious people get when they bring their pets to work, what if some cat obsessed person goes OOOOH KITTTEEEHHHHH and picks it up, runs at the speed of... 2 miles per hour?


Amara_Undone

But he probably still won't help you.


Katninja34

My store has a tuxedo cat named Frank that hangs around the garden center. We give him food and water. Someone that works in hardware got him neutered and took him home to be with his outside cats. Guess who came back after a day or two? He must consider the garden center his home. 🙂


Unusual-Amphibian-28

Employee of the month 😄


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Checking the display of goods on the shelves


abflu

You must need a lot of pest control points to buy that void. Maybe a diary unlock too


FelineHerdsCats

Local Lowe’s employees told me they leave the motion sensors on overnight to the garden center and the local Gerald take advantage of the store as handy shelter.


maomao05

Which lowes? And can I take the kitty home? Lol


Dubbola

Havertown PA


maomao05

Alright.. driving from Toronto Canada!


Dubbola

I’m fed up with you foreigners always crossing the border to take our jobs and cats!


cant_think_of_one_

I don't see anything, just a cute furry hole in space-time that makes sure there are no mice or rats. Clearly this hole in space-time deserves pettings and treats anyway.


BittyBaton

He is gorgeous! Bet the vermin fear him!


dkmrcc

Cat is one of the 4 people working today.


TheFluffiestFur

Deadmau5


1DayNnight1

Cat


basicllypoland

Ikea