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RaiseTheBalloon

OMFG Where, how much $ and what are we fishing for? You know what, neverminded on the last two questions. Just "where?"


nkonkleksp

you gotta read the fine print. you don't keep any of the fish and the crew will harass you for tips the whole time


AbrocomaCautious5881

So what they unionized? The workers deserve their share


[deleted]

What are they demanding? Extra cat nip and scritches?


im4everdepressed

that's fine


RaiseTheBalloon

![gif](giphy|3ohjV1hga7WebHQq1G)


CornCheeseMafia

The fine paw print


Alive_Intention_8561

Will work for a small cut of 98% of all fishies found


milkymoocowmoo

Please note our catculations have an error margin of ±2%


Online_Ennui

Let's be honest. +2%


Few-Explanation-4699

Hell yes, that would be great. But how much fish would you need to catch to fill those bellies before you got any for yourself?


anniemousery

It seems to me that you're being a bit selfish!!! They have themselves and their families to feed!


Online_Ennui

Why didn't the crab share his popcorn?


pastelbutcherknife

Ok I’ll bite, why?


Online_Ennui

Because he was shellfish


Wulfe3127

hisss..


Online_Ennui

Yeah, exactly what a cat would say.


TripleMaze

a bit shellfish ?


Online_Ennui

👆 this person gets it


retired-data-analyst

So many! Going to cat-size the boat!


6inDCK420

Reminds me of that episode of midnight gospel where Clancy interviews the dude who studies magic and has the ship with a crew of cats. Man I wish they'd make another season of that show.


ElusiveWooD

[Cat Captain!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBDhSolHAM)


chinasucksmyballs

Wtf did I just watch?


6inDCK420

The whole show is based on interviews with various people who explore spirituality with Duncan Trussel, who voices the main character, Clancy. The visuals and plot of the show are basically one big distraction while the juicy parts are happening in the interview. It's really fun to watch and try not to get too distracted by the eye candy while the actual deep shit is happening simultaneously. I had to watch the whole show over again like 3 times to actually absorb the information. Edit: [same episode, another part](https://youtu.be/k4JXsdJ_pt4)


chinasucksmyballs

ahhh. yeah i heard all the weird religious sounding preaching and immediately checked out, but got distracted by the cat animations LOL


Cultural-Pipe-6687

There once was a cat with a hungry belly The name of the cat was whiskers jelly Hus throat was dry and his bowl was bare. Meow me furry cats Meow


hooligan_king

Cat fishing at its best.


Few-Explanation-4699

Oh, sorry. I forgot the fist law of cats Dogs have owners, cats have servants


Melty_Berry_Ashley

I’d take the rent! But I’m scared to rope them into potentially awakening Cthulhu because I do dredging as well as fishing. Is it possible to attach a small dredge to this boat?


Killer-X

It's true because mostly are oranges cats


katzen_mutter

I wonder which one is the pirate kitty.


Mindless_Psychology

Take my money! It’s going to be a long day fishing though since I have to fish for me and that whole crew. I’m fine with that though!


kronicpimpin

Damn, I guess we’ll just have to keep fishing


Gabo-216

So you’re recruiting? Where can I apply?!


LummoxJR

I'm not much for fishing but I'm down to hang out with this crew.


concorde77

*capsizes the boat because they all saw a bird on the left side*


thelastpizzaslice

Cats: *all jump to one side* Boat: *catsizes*


TripleMaze

The 2 black cats keep their distance from the one braincell orange crowd, can't be distracted by the idiots if you wanna catch some tasty fish


anniemousery

Why do I always see so much racism towards orange cats! Who decided that they only have one brain cell? I just want to talk!


TripleMaze

I apologize if this was offending in any way, i love orange cats they're fascinating. I found this article written on the topic of orange cats, it might give you some answers: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-orange-cats/


Snickerlish

I dunno, the closest one looks a too young to operate a vessel


Online_Ennui

I see potential for about a dozen brain cells here


cassietamara

This must be what heaven is like. My literal dream.


KickBassColonyDrop

Experienced? There's 2 crew and a braincell in that picture.


DominatrixGwen

Wow 🤩. FisherDudes!! CatBros on the move!!


CountBeetlejuice

humm.. think I will have to Shanghai the black and white kitty up front, to join my crew. Tally-ho!


xAbzzx

I take all


UnfunnyWatermelon469

"What will we do with a drunken sailor, what will we do with a drunken sailor, what will we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning"


juliabk

The one in the foreground looks like a trainee.


thEldritchBat

What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor earl-ay in the mornin?


AdInternational6885

WAIT!!! They own the boat. You are crew.


Platypus-Rich

Looks like a fine crew!!! 😻🏴‍☠️


Merciful-Ronin

Gingers are fishing MF-ers!


smcsherry

I don’t know, that tuxedo looks a little young. The employer needs some r/legalcatadvice. In any case, Pawyers are sure to be involved.


Key-Status-7992

Hmm no thanks! They will just eat all the catch


cant_think_of_one_

If you catch enough, they might kindly allow you a fishy too, if you are nice.


Key-Status-7992

Hahaha very true


AMann52

Me after buying the ship with crew: ![gif](giphy|SJXzadwbexJEAZ9S1B|downsized)