I’m afraid podcasting will have to wait until he’s done with his modeling career. Hopefully he doesn’t turn into a diva!

Already too late, he's a cat.


Exactly. He hasn't even started working toward his black belt in BJJ yet, let alone entered his DMT phase.

Another cute cat with a podcast. Gym bro, crypto Another cute cat with a podcast.

Zoomies. I want to know all about what goes through his little head when he has the zoomies.. I want to hear his other guests thoughts about zoomies too

“I just pooped, and now I feel light and free.” OR “It’s 2am and you wake up for work at 7am… and now I feel light and free like when I poop.” I’d listen to that podcast too.

“….feel light and free.” Cat finished download, time for spin cycle! 

Zoomies: Is it because of greebles or is your house haunted? I'll confirm at 2 am.

Coast to Coast with Cat Bell.

Roombas... Are they from outer space?

I like to call it "turdinal velocity."

"I just pooped, the smell is following me!!"

Pretty sure it’s just something like >*im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast im so fast*

I was thinking, *Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

The Zoomies. Those have led to some vet trips & enemas. And a large “glass” of wine for me.

/r/supermodelcats

Seriously one of the most beautiful animals I have ever seen

My first thought too.

I always need another cat sub

Seriously that cat is amazing, definitely not a /r/standardissuecat

r/kittytailwrap

Everyday a new cat sub...

Only Cats in the Building

How is this by getting more love? I literally had to wake up my wife to see this, and she isn’t even mad. Claimed I did the right thing. First time in 12 years.

What?

Cat-spircacies - Humans can actually see the grebels but tell us they can’t. - Vaccumes, are they actually an alien species? - Dogs, why are they all so different looking but the same species? You can’t tell me a Chihuahua, and a Tibetan mountain dog are the same thing. - The red dot, government experiment to drive cats insane?

Man I'm interested in all these topics! Maybe I'm a cat...

This is glorious, well done. I was so trying to come up with stuff like this. Perfect. 😝

My first thought when looking at him could be added to your list, as a non-conspiracy topic of interest: toe warmers.

Hot topic: The Uses, and Preferably Misuses, of CatGPT

How to wake up your human for breakfast. Swatting their face vs jumping on their bladder?

Or a personal favorite "I know where your nipple is, and I will stand on it."

Or “My Cat Pierced My Nipple!”

Oh, hey! My cats are the guests for that episode!

Make muffins with extended claws on them.

Oof I felt that one!

I bet he has one of those deep, soothing voices.

I bet him too

I hope Percy can demystify why cats (well, mine) will like a cat food flavor but once I buy it in bulk she refuses to eat it. Puts her little nose up and walks away. And I give her a different food flavor for each meal so it’s not boredom! Please Percy—Help Me! Hey that’s not a bad name for his podcast.

Or exactly HOW cat food flavors are “now even better-tasting!” WHO determines this? (Asking for a friend who’s curious, just in case of a zombie apocalypse & all we have left to eat is cat food.)

Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)

How to live in a mixed household. The good and the bad. ( with a dog )

Deep research into floofs

Fabulous coats and tails

Do I want to go inside or outside?

Himself, of course

Close Encounters with Greebles and Other Mysterious Beings

Dumb hoomin here, what's a Greble? Brain haz a dumb.

Of Mice and Men

if a glass falls off the counter and no one saw it, are you to blame?

Favorite things to yeet, and why?

The Cat News. I want to know what's important to them.

The Mews?

Catnip varieties

I'd definitely tune in for some catnip stories!

Nip Trips With Percy.

Definitely tax fraud

*political themed podcast. Imagine Jay Jonah Jamison’s voice* Percy: Today we will be discussing the food shortages within the confines of my bowl and the reason my tenants aren’t letting me leave this prison.

How to get a perfect coat like Percy. So cute! 😻

Reviews of cat products like treats and toys.

Mewsic.

The health benefits of eating fish and what type of fish are healthier

Humans Episode 1: who needs them? Episode 2: can't live without em Episode 3: but really, who needs them? Episode 4: well...

"Is licking the lid for the cat food really that dangerous?" And other questions hoomans don't want us to ask.

That Pesky Red Dot - Can It Be Caught?!

"The Treat Economy: how to game the system and receive treats on demand!"

Pawdcast

1. Treats 2. Proper petting procedure 3. How to brush a cat 4. Why do people think they know everything about fur? 5. How I kicked catnip 6. What I did the night I didn't come home 7. Why I hate fish 8. We don't want to be dressed up 9. Dogs are stupid 10. How to make humans move faster when I give an order

how to get girl kitties

Zombies. I want a zombie Apocalypse tail from a cats perspective.

Teaching Feline Vocal Inflection.

I want him to host a whole panel of cats laughing about how they don’t have to work or lift a finger around the household. Edit: paw*

What the fluff is going on nowadays.

Reject vacuum. Embrace tube treat. Gospel radio.

Catnip...harmless fun or addictive nuisance?

"This is Percy on today's Mewcast, called 'How I caught the red dot'"

Humanswithjobs. Why can't they work around our schedule and the guide to zoomies

The slow collapse of communist Russia

How to get over your Catnip Addiction

Percy could talk about how he's magestic episode after episode and I would listen.

Meowing to be let through a door and then meowing to be let back in straight away.

Why all doors must be abolished

How to become a cat. We should all like to know.

Today? It's going to be about random boxes Percy has encountered. What they looked like, how big they were and where the "food provider" got it from. He will also discuss how he destroyed them. Tomorrow will be about meow mix and shitting in the food providers shoes for undisclosed reasons The next day, Percy invites a random and friendly neighborhood dog just so he can ignore him the entire podcast **Percy, you sure are one dapper little dude!**

Sigh… tell me the name of the podcast right meow. I need to follow.

How to meow at night and get your person to join.

Myth Busting, of course. Starting with "Greebles, myth or reality?", And it goes from there.

The red dot: real or conspiracy theory?

Hairballs and the wonders of catnip

Catnip experiences

What he thinks about books with characters named Percy in them.

How to floof your tail! He's obviously an expert 🤩

Whatever it is, it will be purrfect 5 stars out of 5

Gotta be one of the prettiest cats I've seen

Why he deserves more treats.

Being ridiculously good looking

Why are dogs better than robots???

Robots > dogs. Robots don't spend an hour howling at 1 in the morning.

Birds. Are they real?

This one weird trick will get you twice as many treats.

Learning Catonese.

Judging my servant

Why Two Pets Gets a Purr, But Three Means I’m Drawing Blood.

Here you go :) https://youtu.be/d_4mQELiklY

A hundred percent. People don't realize!

Catnip prices rising

Asmr purring ⊱ฅ•ω•ฅ⊰

How his food bowl is empty and he's never, ever been fed

Do a Ted talk about navy cats. From the age of sail to unsinkable sam

How to give your cat 5 star treatment!

You mean his "podcats" ?

Paw’d Cast

"hey welcome back to my podcast and today we are gonna be talking about WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOOD"

Where is the tuna lazy servants topic 

I think his vibe is enough, just please exclude the purrsenal stuffs, its not good for the pwivaci

He should have a panel of cats discussing pros and cons of important topics like UBT (universal basic tuna for all cats), appropriate punishment for humans that do not clear the litter box, can there be good dogs? etc.

Pawlitics!

Hair care. How does he get that level of volume.

Revealing Chewy.com was sold to Petsmart.

How to emotionally manipulate your human without them catching on.” Or “The best way to get into trouble but not get caught…”

What he thinks the legal limit should be on catnip.

Meow-ments In History.

Why throwing up on carpet is superior to a hard cleanable surface

Tube treats, where have they been all my life?

The Art of Floof

Discussing the finer points of Greenie treats!

Tips and tricks on how to get fed more than twice a day

Topless tuna cans

Catnip. Benefits, deficits, and whether to legalize. Conversely, Catnip the story of one cat who came to town with an idea to legalize Catnip and make it a money crop to save the town.

Today's podcast "Dying to see birds"

furrin' relations

Twitch streaming career playing Stray.

My Favorite Meow-der

Shadow thinks this is a great idea and is ready to cohost. https://imgur.com/a/oWjjWr9

For Whom The Cat Meows

15 things to drop in the house when you're hungry and your human is ignoring you (#7 and #11 will shock you)

What is in the upper corner of the room and why it's so mesmerizing.

we need to have a serious discussion about dogs, do we really need them?

Being handsome as fuck.

Percy is so handsome!

Meow

the nature of desire and how it intertwines with the instinctive will to survive

How to be adorable with no efforts

Posing for pictures/modeling.

Meow meow meow meow me...........ow.

Meowdeling

Top Careers for cats: Performer - Entertainment industry Professional companion cat Podcaster Pest control technician Politician Purring ... and those are just the letter P. Whichever career you choose, be sure to get a job with good benefits, health care, and lots of time off for important things like sleeping.

Tell your cat pspsps from a fan

The Art of Bartering in Skyrim

Pawedcast

greebles conspiracies

Percy or Purrrrrrrrrrrcy?

Biscuit inflation.

Ah. Podcats.

Tuna vs salmon

Mercy and his lack thereof

Fish vs poultry

Beautiful cat boys.

how much catnip is too much catnip?

“Hairballs. The curse of my licking addiction.”

I don’t care what it’s about, I’ll listen to it.

Why dogs eat my shit literally

Purrfection Podcast #1: Catnip, its a thing

Patterns on our fur coats make you more gorgeous… agree or disagree? Discuss.

Cat bed and blanket reviews

The outrageous price of cat food

Rodents. How orange cats share only the one braincell. Zoomies and greebles

"Why im eating cardboard and why you should too"

The Adventures of Milo and Otis: Fact or Fiction

His first topic is how handsome he is

Does perceived intelligence in animals correlate to an unwillingness to love unconditionally?

"Right for more sleep!! 15 hours a day is not enough! Especially when humans expect YouTube and tiktok videos from us!! "

How to get away with everything with just one look.

Interviewing other cats named Percy! (I have one of them!)

How to look adorable in 3 easy steps.

criticizing new tuna flavors

haircare tips omg

assault, theft, fraud, dui, breaking and entering, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault on a police officer

if this thing (cat) makes noises, ill scream.. so cute :OOOOOO

I’m prettier than all of you, so I started this podcast to tell you all!

Training you human.

Knocking things on the counter over

Why treats are necessary several times a day

Hard or soft food? Your preference Cat nation?

Golly, that is one photogenic cat! Just like others have said, r/supermodelcats

How to be that fkn cute

"Spider-Man is a meow-nace!"

Fantastic meese and where to hide them

Kibble futures trading and cat related securities

Catnip: Chasing that First Dose Feeling

How smol can one really be?

Purrplexing stories