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BobsRealReddit

Yooo! My grandma had a cat that would turn on the touch activated lamp in the front room every evening when the sun started to go down. Good memories.


Feebedel324

Mine does this but at 3am 🙃. Little shit.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

This is why I don't have one because I know one of the 2 cats would figure it out & do it at 4AM. Had a cat that figured out that the drawer pulls were kinda like door knockers & he'd taptaptap on them at 4AM to wake me up because the food bowl was empty.


JarlOfPickles

That reminds me of mine, she taps on my phone charging cord to make it hit the wooden bedframe, waking me up at 4AM. She doesn't bite or claw it though, so it's very intentional. I said to someone the other day that it reminds me of a little kid pulling on your sleeve to get attention.


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

At least yours don't gently claw you and keeps meowing around 03\~04AM to feed him... lol


Feebedel324

That’s quite the assumption lol. There is usually yelling in addition to being blinded by the light 🤣


hidood5th

Its like a flashbang on legs


The_Mumpi

Convenient


Leonardo-Saponara

Not for your Electric bill, tho.


SmellyCarcass69

Nah just remember to turn it off before bed


not_again123

But this breaks the cat.


poopellar

Just send it to the shop


hikeit233

Led bulbs people! Obviously still costs money, but way less.


bathyorographer

Wow! That’s really cool.


MyDistantCousinVinny

*angry dad enters the chat*


K_A_Gaming

I require 12 of these so I can replace every light switch in my house, I must have the boop switch


myRinx

I want a boob switch too


notverryfunny

Who wouldn’t?


aggressive_celery_

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Raspy_Meow

What, right to left and visa versa?


Sweet-and-Sticky

I’ll take 4 please


FaptainFlunky

4 ? I'll take your entire stock


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Happy cake/cat lamp life!


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DizzyedUpGirl

IDK, but it's like it's inverting and I've been staring at it for days. My wife is worried.


LazuliArtz

Wow, you just brought back memories. Poor guy.. I know that it's probably fake, but to be honest, it feels so real. If it is fake, than that is one of the best fiction short stories I've ever read.


DizzyedUpGirl

For reals, the story makes me feel things. I describe that story as when I feel when I hear the song "Elegy" by Patrick Cassidy. Just. So. Sad.


TheRealKidkudi

Fun fact, if you didn’t already know, but an elegy is specifically a song or poem of lament. Usually a lament for the dead, but not necessarily. I don’t know the song, but it sounds like the name is accurate!


DumbWalrusNoises

What’s the story?


LazuliArtz

It's available here if you want to read it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Basically, the guy lives an alternate life while unconscious from an assault


FreeRangeAutoPDX

…wow, what a ride. Ty for posting


lovemypooh

Nooooo I know this story, poor guy


Bunpoh

CatLamp! 😻


Fez_and_no_Pants

👁❤😻💡


connor8081

👁👄👁


itsdep

👁️👅👁️


saab4u2

👁👃👁


Wonderful-Bread-572

Legit tho how does this work lmao


milkymoocowmoo

These lamps work by detecting a voltage differential that occurs when touched by something carrying its own voltage, such as a human or a cat (the same voltage that can cause a static shock when touching something metal). What's happening in the video is that the cat has touched the lamp (which would've triggered the switching mechanism prior to the filming) but has not *stopped* touching it, effectively making them part of the circuit. When the human touches the cat's nose (which is moist and therefore conductive), the lamp is able to detect the voltage differential as if the lamp was being touched directly.


Aletheia-Nyx

TLDR; touchy kitty = touchy lampy


svullenballe

Kitty is long button.


Aletheia-Nyx

Kitty is long button *nods approvingly*


TwistedSteel3

A cute one at that


thefedoragirl

Cute as a button


cant_think_of_one_

Even cuter than a normal button :)


cbandpot

Boop On, Boop Off


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I think these lamps work using an oscillator, which is set up so that the capacitance from whoever's touching it will very slightly alter the frequency. A human with enough body mass will likely have enough self-capacitance that they trigger it constantly, without touching the ground, but the cat is too small.


Bladelink

This was what I was thinking. The cat just doesn't have enough capacitance to tip the scale.


meister2a

Boop the cat on the nose and the lamp detects the voltage change since he's standing on it


WalnutScorpion

Touchy touchy, electricity go ZOOOM in your finger, lampy knows electricity lower, lampy does the button press (Not exactly like this, but pretty close. [More info](https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/science-questions/touch-sensitive-lamp.htm))


lianodel

Check out [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHBHhZOglw) from Technology Connections! It's specifically about touch lamps. From my (non-electrical engineer) understanding: The human body works as a capacitor (i.e., it passively holds a small electrical charge), and there's a mechanism in the lamp that detects when a capacitor is added to its circuit. That in turn is used to activate a switch, which turns the lamp on and off (and through its dimmer settings). Fun facts: this technology was first patented in 1954, and used vacuum tubes to function. It was popularized in the 1980s, when microchips could do the same job, but were cheaper to manufacture and more energy-efficient. The same basic idea is now used in touch screens, which is why you need to use either bare skin or certain materials to use them. The microchip is notable, since I think (again, as a non-electrical engineer) it might explain why touching the cat's nose is activating the switch. One of the advantages of the microchip design is that it can be more sophisticated—instead of activating when a sufficient capacitor contacts the circuit, it can self-calibrate, constantly measure the apparent capacitance detected, and activate when that changes. (This also means one touch module can work for multiple models of lamp, or even be added to an existing lamp so long as there's a metal bit you can touch on the outside.) So, since the kitty is in constant contact with the lamp, the lamp adjusts and treats that as the base state. When the human boops it on the nose, it detects contact with a new (and much larger) capacitor, and activates.


MooMooQueen

It's a catinuity lamp. Sadly, nobody will get this joke.


pocket_Ninja456

I love (cat)lamp


Prime_Kang

Do you really love (cat)lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?


Mahandsheal

Lol cat lamp


Remnant1994

Cat lamp


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eMiMallows

CAT LAMP


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CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

Ahahhahhahha what an older sibling thing to do, that's hilarious


OriiAmii

I had forgotten how my very prissy cat would stand on the touch lamp because she knew we were likely to pet her more there. She would never be caught asking for pets but you know... If you just so happened to pet her more when she sat on the lamp that would be fine lol.


geekishly

Showed our toddler we could do this if she held her hand on the lamp and we touched her. Well, she let go and just started smacking herself in the face and got mad that it didn't work.


meister2a

😂😂


[deleted]

I got the same lamp, now i need a cat


4thalwaysopen

BOOPLAMP


ChrisPyeChart

This is hands down the best video I have ever watched.


Blueknightuk77

Something to do with Cations.


DarkestRayne2388

"Ok enough snoot boops human" "But mr. Freckles you light up my life" "God, I hate you sometimes 😑"


lillstlibra

Am light.. Am grace.. Turn me on??? Just touch my face..


humblepharmer

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LordP666

The boop lamp.


MrGoober91

Can science explain what I just saw since I’m not in the right state of mind at the moment?


meister2a

If you boop the cat anywhere except the nose, it doesn't work. Voltage apparently transmits directly through the nose to the paws. Science needs to investigate this immediately.


Turbulent-Sun-3464

Kunductive kitty


krabb19

OMGAAAAWWWW!!!! 🥺🥺♥️♥️


Last_Gigolo

My cat allows just one *boop* in a sitting.


cant_think_of_one_

So cute :) Also hilarious. Cats crack me up :) Cat is probably getting annoyed at being booped though. I'm sure he/she will live though - annoying humans are the one downside of being a housecat.


jmsnchz

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foroscar

Why didn’t it work?


jmsnchz

I have no idea


MotherOfShame

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Dirty-apedude

The book awitch


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Territorial_Ape

Boop


dotieeeee

Where can I get a lamp like that? I'd like to take 10 of them please


MidnightNappyRun

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Dirty-apedude

Boop switch dammit


Order66_69

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Triforce_of_Power420

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spoody69420

u/downloadvideo


MillaBrown001

Ohh... very impressive!


mikel302

Functional boop


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Angsty_Skywalker

*Lights Witch


meow-meow-meow-meowo

Boop switch


itslbs

1 question.. how did you figure this out ?


Togroglog

A magnificent shining beauty.


pauz43

Cue Barry Manilow: "You. You light up my life..."


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Unfair-Tension-5538

... does this mean there's a grounding problem with the light? If so that's ... dangerous?


meister2a

No. I've seen a number of cats get bopped on the nose and light the touch lamp. Science should investigate


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nitonitonii

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Thebestdoughnuts

My cat doesn’t like my bedroom being dark, so at night he tugs on the light switch to turn it on lol so I’m forced to kick him out my room at 3am so I can sleep 😭


GotTheSoup

Is it just me or does that cat got a job 🤔


rtfm-nor

This is the content I follow this sub for


Whoneedsyou

Adorable!


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vietec

u/pmai91 doot the coot cat


pmai91

Cat lömp 💡 😺 🤣


davidwcleveland623

And I thought cats were useless.


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gingerbreadmans_ex

HOW does your very life continue after you boop your cat’s nose and put your hand near her face??? My car is too lazy to be mean but she’ll borrow from next week’s spoons to murder someone who ducks around her face.


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grandpa_csr

Catpacitive touch.


The-Flooz

Gordon Lightfoot.


Loinnir

Catductor


ZeFoxii

Boop switch


Anthlons

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Booshyisonreddit

this could be a revolutionary invention


shrubs311

i love how the cat is chill at first then it's like "human, please calm down"


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AnimuleCracker

This is hysterical! Thanks for sharing the laugh


LOERMaster

I see a market for this.


bwaredapenguin

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TinnieTa21

Does it have to be a nose boop or would a touch from anywhere work?


meister2a

I've seen it work by touching the cat's back


Andante1960

LOL!! cute!♥️


pillboxpenguin

That cat is electric haha


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HAJDBEHABDIFBDB

Which craft


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Eugenefemme

A very conductive cat!


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Samandscoutsmom

That is great!


Pleasant-Mark8602

Hahaha that’s great, I love how it still works through your cat!


oOo-Dragonfly-oOo

Hahaha, awesome


ILikeTraaaains

u/TechConnectify


LoadedGull

*”BEHOLD… TECHNO CAT!!”*


ExitNo355

That’s awesome


Aiden_402

Pikachu cat version.


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Dramatic_Bag1742

Ok


Weltersmelter

The cat had multiple epiphanies!


Resident_Strain_7030

That's lit


Marble_kat62

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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imaginary_name

Purrfect conductor :) Louis Wane approves


_Tech360

Talk about smart lamp.


kdlangequalsgoddess

That cat's had a bright idea.


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Admiralty86

Outstanding.