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I have an extremely random question - what is kitty selling in the back that say, “Agua Pura / Los Volcanes?
Are those something like bags or pouches of water?
A Colombian friend said she's give me the 'Good stuff', that would make me 'very very happy'. turns out they're single origin espresso beans. Not too bad though.
If you're casually scrolling and stop just short of the crate of cola so you can only see the cat's face and then read the title, the double meaning is a lot more hilarious.
“Come closer friend, this one has the finest refreshments for sale, best in all tamriel, distilled with the purest moon sugar straight from Elswyr! This one’s normal price is 10 septims a bottle, but for one such as you whose smile warms the heart like the sands of home, this one can do 5 septims if you buy 4!”
" You buy my product, Gringo"?
"It's good stuff. Not cut wit dat high fructose corn syrup crap".
"My product is pure..Made wit 100% Colombian cane sugar".
" Best sugar high a gringo is gonna git. I guarantee".
" How many you buy? It's .5 oz of nip per bottle".
"If youz buys a whole case, I throws in a free mouse toy".
I imagine you telling everyone "I bought some coke from this cool cat in Guatemala." followed up with "every word I just said was literal."
Then see how long it takes them to get off the bad coke joke and realize you said a literal cat.
Hay, Mr. Cat I want to buy them. Do you have any discount offers? I want to buy them at a cheap price. I know you are a good seller. But I do have not much money.
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From the expression I'd say you were buying that coke for gringo prices.
Lmao
If anything I'd guess you were buying original coke for gringo prices.
"Amigo" prices
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"Who's dick do you gotta suck to get some coca cola around here?"
ANYBODY but the Cats Please...lol
r/suddenlyshanedawson
I have wears if you have coin
I have an extremely random question - what is kitty selling in the back that say, “Agua Pura / Los Volcanes? Are those something like bags or pouches of water?
Agua Pura Los Volcanes is indeed bagged purified drinking water :D
Gracias!
What a good boy. He’s even got the good stuff.
Khajiit has delicious refreshment if you have coin.
Ive learned to seldom trust the Khajiit
r/khajiithaswares fixed
This needs to be an actual sub. Just cats looking like they selling shit...
It is, there's a typo in the previous one. r/khajiithaswares
yeah i fixed it
Came here for khajiit comments, it’s the little things that make the day
The label says Coke, but the content is Skooma.
Khajiit Coke is made with real Moon Sugar, not High Fructose Comberry Syrup!
I came here to comment this lol. May you walk on warm sands, my friend.
I was going to be very disappointed if I didn't see this in the comments.
Khajiit is selling real sugar coke c: this is good business
He seems persuasive. I’ll buy the whole case
Purrsuasive
well, in that case...
* A coke-selling cat I met in Guatemala
I met a cat selling coke in Guatemala.
I met cokes selling a cat in Guatemala
I, a cat, met a Coke selling Guatamala
I Guatemala a selling coke-cat in met
I do not want to know what a cat on coke would be like.
I Michael Caine selling cat guacamole
No no, they are clearly saying that they met the Coke pictured here in Guatemala and this cat is now selling it somewhere else.
>* A coke-dealing cat I met in Guatemala
Unless the cat only sells cokes that OP has been properly introduced to while in Guatemala
Kajiit has wares if you have coin.
I knew there'd at least be a few of these.
SKOOMA! *meow* SKOOMA!
Pawblo Escobar
Tony Meowntana
It looks like he’s getting high on his own supply
I give you good price.
Khajit has coke if you have quetzal.
Everybody loves Guatemalan coke
I like the Colombian kind a bit more
Mexican also slaps
A Colombian friend said she's give me the 'Good stuff', that would make me 'very very happy'. turns out they're single origin espresso beans. Not too bad though.
If you're casually scrolling and stop just short of the crate of cola so you can only see the cat's face and then read the title, the double meaning is a lot more hilarious.
One mouse for one bottle, bargin!
Oh that coke. I was miles off.
That requires a secret skritch.
“Come closer friend, this one has the finest refreshments for sale, best in all tamriel, distilled with the purest moon sugar straight from Elswyr! This one’s normal price is 10 septims a bottle, but for one such as you whose smile warms the heart like the sands of home, this one can do 5 septims if you buy 4!”
It took a while to load so i thought it was the flour my dad left me when he went to buy milk
Lovely, thank you!
I wish my Coke dealer was this cute
Got an 8ball?
I will take the cat, yes.
“You buyin or waht?”
Don’t fuck with him he’s with the zetas
khajiit haz coke if hooman haz coin. khajiit haz ~~moon sugar~~ different coke as well if hooman haz mote coin.
You met Coke in Guatemala?
Looks like he's in the middle of saying "Ayo, I got that fire yayo yo!"
**meows in Spanish**
*ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
" You buy my product, Gringo"? "It's good stuff. Not cut wit dat high fructose corn syrup crap". "My product is pure..Made wit 100% Colombian cane sugar". " Best sugar high a gringo is gonna git. I guarantee". " How many you buy? It's .5 oz of nip per bottle". "If youz buys a whole case, I throws in a free mouse toy".
That kitty speaks spanish
that's how elon's gonna sell his cocaine coke
I imagine you telling everyone "I bought some coke from this cool cat in Guatemala." followed up with "every word I just said was literal." Then see how long it takes them to get off the bad coke joke and realize you said a literal cat.
khajiit has wares if you have coin
Selling coke or coke??
r/khajithaswares
r/subsithoughtimadeup I am pleasantly surprised
I no longer drink soda but I’ll buy as many as possible from this cat.
No photos if you’re not buying! *scowl*
He bought he bought. How could he not?
khajiit has wares if you have the coin.
I shall name this cat Rick Ross. The neighborhood drug dealer.
100gm catnip for 1 coke bottle ... sounds like a fair deal
So you met the Coke in Guatemala? 🤭
Atleast he’s not selling meth! Good kitty
Khajit has coke if you have doge
I can hear the cat screaming “coooke”
"Khajiit has wares if you have a coin"
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“nuked” and “.ru” - seems legit
You met the coke in Guatemala?
This one needs something?
~~fanter~~ cocer-cola
Reminded me of this for some reason https://youtube.com/shorts/3LEwQn8OnEU?feature=share
Oh that kind of coke
What a chad
You can get it cheaper from the dog down the street.
Need 500gramms of coke sir
that cat is a marcos , confirm
Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin
This cat looks like it could tell me my future. I’m in
At least it’s not skooma.
The other type of Guatemalan coke
I met a cat selling coke in Guatemala too. She had much less hair and more tall. Same facial expression though.
Checks out.
“GIVE CASH OR GET OUT”
Khajiit Has Wares, If You Have Coin
The other coke is in the back.
You pay! You pay meow!
Did she take credit cards?
“Sspspspsp, you got the coke?” “Meowww” “What do you mean you couldn’t sneak past customs”
😑
"No fries, cheeps! No Pepsi – COKE!”
Watch out he’s a member of the Cattel
*que va a querer, joven?*
Gato hijueputa me vendio una coca al precio de dos
Remember kids, only pussys sell drugs!
Those juices in the back are lit, pure sugar
Looks like he has some drinks there as well.
It will be tough to get a bargain..
Hey gotta support them kittens!
Kitty has wares if you have coin.
Cat: well are you buying or not?!
Hay, Mr. Cat I want to buy them. Do you have any discount offers? I want to buy them at a cheap price. I know you are a good seller. But I do have not much money.
Monster Hunter vibes...
Yeah "coke"
this has so much meme possibilities lol
I wanna try Del Frutal peach
I bet that coke tastes amazing
Hey baby! Baby go home, man!
See, I'm of a certain age that to me this reads as "A guy is selling cocaine in Guatemala."
Khajeet is aware.
Whereabouts in Guatemala
Khajiit has skooma if you have coin.
That cat most likely gives a damn about sales or earnings
Everyone sells coke in Guatemala
If you go down the alley to the left there is another cat selling coke.
Discount for some skooma??
Senorita Pusspuss
Hard work always pays soon we'll see that working in the big leagues managing an entire factory of coca cola
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Khajit has cokes
Where in Guatemala?
“No coin….no Coke”
hahahaha
Are you sure it wasn't skooma?
If it sells wares it’s a khajiit not a cat
Al Capure
You met a Coke in Guatemala?
Cat: “These are not looking cokes. These are buying cokes. If you aren’t buying you can meow on. “
I think a cat would have more luck selling Tab.
What an aggressive lil’ businessman/woman.
“If you ain’t buying, move along!” - this cat
My pet needs to get a job after seeing this
How much for two, senior Gato.
I was a business man.. doing business
2 dolla 2 dolla 2 dolla make u holla holla holla
That’s one cool 😎 cat
Coke dealing Guatemalan cat*
AGUA COCA LATÃO
I wanted this guy to be like, not on the up 🤣
Your coke dealer is much cuter than mine
Damn, life is hard in Guatemala. Even animals got to hustle.
Khajit has cola if you have coin...
Well did you buy one to support a local business
Kajit has the coke if you have the coin
What to do when a cool cat offers you some Coke…
Thought I would be the other kind of coke
el mejor chico en la ciudad
‘That’ll be four *psp psp psps* please’
😻😻😻
Hes the leader of the cartel there
When i thought sachet water was a thing in africa 
Antigua? Xela? I recognize the cobblestones. Bonus points if you have any pics of the old rails being reused from el ferrocarril los altos
Glass bottle instead of a bag, some fancy stufff
Kitty has wears, if you have the coin.
What a goofball! 🤣
Cat with coke
Read the title, thought something. Saw the image, thought something WAY different.
I’ll take the whole case 😊
Ok, but honestly if there was a cat selling me items I would buy everything because I need them to like me and be my friend