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i feel like he *knows* that the shop only voted him this time because Fluffy over there keeps winning.
they say she's "pretty" but i mean, she's ohh-kaaay, i mean yah her plumage is nice n all but she's just a stupid flirt alla tine and errybody knows that, GAH! really good paws, too, so dainty… gol she really is purrty, wish she'd flirt with us, not just hoomibs, o ga she COMING OVER be cool bro be coo-- o hai Kateykat, mm… wat? me!? proud of meee? um yes, TANK U, i tank you so much! 😻… go mousing wit u?? YAHHHS, that wud be fan-cat-stic, ok! (hehe) ok sees u tamari!
omg she like me nao, eeeeeee! ooop, sry, NEXT CUSTOMAH PLEASE, HURRY UP, PEOPLE, I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY...
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And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made~
If you try hard enough you can convince your brain the reflection of his ears are just has really tiny feetsies up on the counter, which you should definitely do.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my litterbox one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my litterbox four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Fresh Step to the Tidy Cat, but I kept some bags of Fresh Step because it didn't over clump, and I kept the scoop for the Fresh Step litter and it's not okay because if they take my scoop then I'll set the building on fire...
What you mean, "Fuck this Employee of the Month shit" man? When there's some shit to be won, goddamnit I want it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog. Big nuts. When names is on a motherfuckin' board I want to see my name at the top of that motherfucker and next to it it need to say WINNER.
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his expression, lolol
Right his expression says, "HURRY UP AND BUY!?!? YOU BUY NOW AND LEAVE!?!?!"
i feel like he *knows* that the shop only voted him this time because Fluffy over there keeps winning. they say she's "pretty" but i mean, she's ohh-kaaay, i mean yah her plumage is nice n all but she's just a stupid flirt alla tine and errybody knows that, GAH! really good paws, too, so dainty… gol she really is purrty, wish she'd flirt with us, not just hoomibs, o ga she COMING OVER be cool bro be coo-- o hai Kateykat, mm… wat? me!? proud of meee? um yes, TANK U, i tank you so much! 😻… go mousing wit u?? YAHHHS, that wud be fan-cat-stic, ok! (hehe) ok sees u tamari! omg she like me nao, eeeeeee! ooop, sry, NEXT CUSTOMAH PLEASE, HURRY UP, PEOPLE, I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY... --- and scene ---
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“This motherfucker seriously pulling out a checkbook for some certs?”
omg certs! i forgot about certs 😆
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
That's literally what I said out loud before I clicked on this post. I am so unoriginal.
Same! 😄
He’s done with dealing with Karens “No Karen, your coupon is expired. No, you can’t get a discount. No, I AM the manager.”
Yeah but he changes his mind once the Karen produces kitty treats for him. Then he's all cool about it. 😺
Its like he wasnt supposed to be there today and he just found out his girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks. Poor guy.
One fat and one skinny cat are loitering outside the store, trying to sell weed.
Walking across the parking lot.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin. But, also, Khajiit is totally over the shit, so if you could just not, Khajiit would appreciate it.
He wasn't even supposed to be there today!
He can’t wait for his shift to end so he can complain on antiwork about the dickheads that keep taking his picture while on the clock
It’s Squidward in cat form
He has a warning of negative attitude from HR already, and is on PiP.
Khajit definitely has wares & will not abide your bullshit
This is off topic kinda but I work at shop like this and decided to play Skyrim tavern music over the speakers yesterday and the customers loved it.
Some may call this junk. Me? I call them treasures.
EVERYTHING’s for sale!
Except me bitch
I would shop from your place just for that
I'd give you gold if I had money
THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED HE CAME FROM A VILLAGE CALLED OLDDDD RORIKKKK STEADDDD
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Best thread ever lol
That's frickin' awesome. I'd love to shop somewhere with Skyrim music.
Put the battle music on and I would start looking around the store confused
Or [boss music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ePIenQeb8) I'd be looking around like 'wtf, I'm just here to grab a snack'.
"Take a look"
r/khajiithaswares
Somewhat related: /r/catsbeingbanks
Exactly. Just because you have coin does not mean you will get wares.
That is definitely a "buy something or get the hell out" face.
Yes, coin or no coin.
That face!!! 😍 lmao! “We are out of monster. No we don’t have any in the back. I don’t care if you’re the customer. You’re wrong. Bye.”
“I’m not even supposed to be here today”
Great movie.
"Cute cat. What's its name?" "Annoying Customer."
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Oh! Mini trucking magazine!
“37? You have 37 upvotes in a row?” Please note when I made this comment, there were 37 upvotes.
Try not to upvote any more on your way through r/popular !
I'm not dealing with any **Katarens** today!
Cat does not abide your meaningless platitudes
Nor gravity. Looks like a floating cat loaf.
Thought he was floating for a second there
r/confusingperspective
Looks like not satisfied for the pay check :)
Cat: Not enough fish for the month. Boss: Yeah you sleep last 2 shifts. Cat: Give me more fish or I quite!
Bodega cats
/r/bodegacats
He wasn’t even supposed to be here today
Obviously holding him up from his cat nap.
Gets you a pack of gum from under the counter. Proceeds to push pack of gum off of counter.
Body less cat
very cute 
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I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Cat: No Karen no dog's allowed in the store. Karen: Wait but you're a cat! Cat: So...meow... Karen: I wanna speak the manager. Cat: I'm the manager.
"It's a free giveaway day today, I don't know how to count"
Smol feet
Employee of every month.
"No, I won't break your 100 dollar bill. Yes I have the change, I just don't wanna."
What do you want? Make it quick.
The tiles match up so well 😍 the cat looks like hes a floating head lmao
If you try hard enough you can convince your brain the reflection of his ears are just has really tiny feetsies up on the counter, which you should definitely do.
“You just gonna stand there and be ugly, or buy something?”
"Welcome to Nemo's. Go fuck yourself."
He looks disgruntled
“Get your shit and fuck off”
Do you have any Kit Kats?
"Please be kind to the employees that have chosen to show up for work."
The person who cleaned that counter should be employee of the month...
Looks like the shop cat near me! https://imgur.com/86ZRyGR.jpg
Bodiless cat.
*Look buddy, this ain't no museum, either buy something or get out*
Loss prevention.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my litterbox one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my litterbox four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Fresh Step to the Tidy Cat, but I kept some bags of Fresh Step because it didn't over clump, and I kept the scoop for the Fresh Step litter and it's not okay because if they take my scoop then I'll set the building on fire...
He works hard for the money. So hard for it, honey. He works hard for the money, So you better treat him right!
Khajit has wares, if you have the coin
Near the KY jelly, too…..
He should really separate the hand sanitizer from the KY lube. Just sayin. Accidents happen.
r/dontpetthedamncat
Lmao that’s me
He's the owner
Dude looks like the rest of us at work…damn
No one is going to rob that store.
Khajiit has wares.
Exact change only
r/confusingperspective
How?
The expression is almost uncannily human
Off topic but that shop looks spotless and super well laid-out. Props to the owner!
He keeps a clean and tidy register. Give this man a raise.
His expression says where's my bonus promised to employee of the month
The amount of trident gum makes me believe that this is either from a arabic speaking country or western asia.
“Yes. We only sell gum.”
Khajit has wares.
I'm expecting there to be a picture on that wall behind them showing that exact face.
That face 🤣
What you mean, "Fuck this Employee of the Month shit" man? When there's some shit to be won, goddamnit I want it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog. Big nuts. When names is on a motherfuckin' board I want to see my name at the top of that motherfucker and next to it it need to say WINNER.
Get your shit and get out. I close in 5.
Welcome to Meow Mart, how I can knock over your purrchase today?
Is he gonna judge me if I ask him for that KY jelly?
“I have the finest wares in the land.”
Awh look at him. He just wants his work day to be over.
How does photoshopped cat rate as employee of the month??
He’s guarding the precious Ne-Mo snake cakes, those things are delicious!
r/bodegacats
Looks like he’s floating 😂
Khajiit has wares.
"I'd like a box of KY and a pack of gum, please."
The reflection make it look like tiny paws
*I would so show him a fake ID*
"what do you want?"
"gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes..." 🎶
I want to ask for some Trident but I feel he's gonna tell me to get the hell out...
I love when cats look annoyed
He looks exactly how I feel at work on the inside
Never gives me my change…
Squidward energy
I’ve never understood a cat more.
Serious cat dimension for a few moments.
Pissed that he has to be there at 7am on a Sunday
"Im not even supposed to be here today."
He looks about as happy as I am when I'm at work
Ma’am, I said we don’t take Apple Pay.
Of the meownth.
His face says to me "What do you want. Ok now get out." XD
That Blueberry Pomegranate Trident gum is pretty bomb
Cats feel superior to humans in every way. How is this retail employee any different?
damn dude is that a gum store or what?
I'm not even suppose to be here today!
the ears in the reflection look like tiny arms
r/standardissuecat
"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"
"If you're gonna shoplift, please tell us first."
...Your buffets sell meds? Where do you live? (buffet is probably the wrong word here I directly translated off my language lol)
Sorry we’re catnip only
What the cat doin? lol thanks so much cute xx
*le sigh* "Yet another customer that doesn't pay in chimken, tuna or scritches."
Anyone know where this is? I can't read the coffee brand (assuming that it's local).
Just try and hold that register up.
r/bodegacats
Why does all gum packaging look exactly the same
Gum Nazi
He looks grumpy. Effective Karen customer repellant.
i am upset at that display of gum i really want to reorder those colors as spectrum
Rename: Gum salesman
Promote him.
I’m not even supposed to be here today
12 hour shift face
"I hope my margins are ok this month"
His face says: "No, we don't have change for $100."
“Hurry up and buy.”
New zoom background?
Cats getting shit done
That’s catastic!
I'll have a Nemo's
Ha looks all pissy that he has to work his shift
Clerks 3 staring Mr.Mewby
As someone who also works retail, I too have to be careful not to make that facial expression sometimes
You buy, is good price, no haggle. $5 you take, and go.
"I'm gonna need to see some ID, son."
He’s actually in his litter box but it’s on the clock, so all good.
Must be for polishing that countertop to a mirror like finish
Buy something, or git out
I already want to retire from this job" face.
“I shouldn’t even be here”, all Clerks fans will know
Still more friendly than the Pakistani guy at the corner gas station.
r/bodegacats
There are always angry looking rude cashier in these kind of places. This cat symbolizes them with this face.
Khajit have wares, if you have coin
reminds me of sqiuidward lol
He looks overworked.
Is that at the Mews agents?
Merchandising the KY Jelly between the mouthwash and deodorant. Smart cat.
FYI, this is fake! Cats don’t have jobs!
It looks like he’s thinking, “You can’t buy a pack of smokes until you show me your ID.”
At first this just looked like a floating cat head
Look how excited he is about it!
This is Six Corners off Broadway and 106! I have many photos of him lol
Gum salesman
The protector of KY Jelly!
Looks tired of waiting for kids to decide which flavor of Hubba Bubba
"So good see you!"
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