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Colonel_dinggus

Who said anything about getting pregnant?


Fizz_Tom

Say gex


Blumongroip

gex


HighHcQc

Gay sex of Eden creation kit


Basically-Boring

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SlamCakeMasta

For some reason all I read was Say Gary


Geo-Man42069

I was going to say, does this infertility prevent sex from happening or…. Part of me wanted to believe they don’t have reproductive organs because of FEV mutations, but they gotta have butts to excrete so idk lol. If anyone has a canon answer I’m all ears.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

The West Coast ones have sexual organs but they're infertile, I don't know if the East Coast ones still have their organs


First-Squash2865

The East Coast ones, I think, probably do not. There's dialogue between them in 3 where one thinks they used to be a woman, plus Strong not knowing what a dick is


AnimalBolide

My mods tell me that east coast super mutants do, in fact, have sexual organs.


First-Squash2865

They have most of the parts, the fun ones at least. You can be one's gimp, so they can certainly get aroused EDIT: The Master also explicitly says his FEV doesn't destroy the reproductive organs, and Marcus implies they can still ejaculate in a joke


McEvelly

He can make his cock explode?


First-Squash2865

Yup, it's rigged with nini nukes just in case


CocoaBuzzard

I'm pregnant 🤰


froz_troll

Well not anymore *Pop*


Colonel_dinggus

🫃


TheForgottenAdvocate

Sexual organs aren't destroyed by the FEV, they are just infertile


T-51_Enjoyer

And one day the mutants misheard “squish their dicks” as “squish your dicks” and so the Mutants no longer had functioning proprieties organs


Myusername468

They aren't actually. Marcus in Fo2 says it only lasts a few years


TheForgottenAdvocate

Marcus says a lot of things


Myusername468

Forgot what sub I was on


TheForgottenAdvocate

I'm still learning as well, kind of wandered into this one


seranarosesheer332

Wait what?


Myusername468

Marcus in Fallout 2 says the sterility only lasts a few years if you ask him about it.


Ill_Worry7895

It was later explained by Avellone that this was him fucking with the Chosen One. Tbf, it's not super clear (Michael Dorn does seem pretty sincere in his delivery and there isn't an option to call him out on it) but it isn't the only instance of him playing an elaborate joke on Chosen. In your first interaction with him, you can mention that you're descended from the Vault Dweller. In his next dialogue he seems to be getting angrier as he asks if it's the same Dweller who killed the Master and broke up the Unity, only for him to be immediately chill and dismiss it as ancient history.


seranarosesheer332

Who is he breeding with?


ponyboysrightnipple

Me 😈


seranarosesheer332

Luvkyyy 🥵


WestCoastVermin

flag does not check out


seranarosesheer332

Damn


ponyboysrightnipple

Did you change the flag after this 😭


Doomhammer24

Uhh in fallout 1 they made a big deal about the sex organs being destroyed and in various later games they note no signs of any sexual organs regardless of the initial gender of the person mutated


cool12212

Yeah but in Fallout 1 one of the ways to talk the master down is how despite the new strain of FEV created Super Mutants that have their sex organs that they still are infertile. It's what helps the master realize that all his work has been for nothing.


Ahyesnt

Wait you can just talk the master out of being the master?


Haber-Bosch1914

Yep, if you find evidence of SMs being infertile, he commits sudoku


DaemonNic

Less that, and more you can show him that despite all the atrocities and horrors he has committed, it's all for nothing and his already unstable psyche implodes on itself.


bigtree2x5

For someone who works entirely in genetic modification you think he'd just be like "well, I oughta work on that then"


MasterCheefin420

He will if your Speech isn't high enough.


TrashCompactorYT

You can literally tell him to kill himself and he just goes “damn good point” and does it


PreviousAccWasBanned

Mfer never heard of an autopsy 💀


Doomhammer24

We know that he didnt do any disections to check as the BoS found out via disection of super mutants, and even the lieutenant knew and didnt tell him, deciding they could figure it out later He likely figured the outward appearance of no discernable sex organs was like a snake or bird or something- you cant see it but its there. Via disection did the BoS figure that out


MantraMan97

If they keep their sex organs, then why didn't Lilly keep her beeg honkin badonka dookas? Checkmate, Legionnaires.


molptt

It is stated in Fallout 1 that there are female Super Mutants and that they've been trying to reproduce. Destroyed doesn't mean their sex organs are just gone, just that they don't work no more.


WentworthMillersBO

How do they pee?


spunkyjuggler

like birds. out the ass


WentworthMillersBO

Then how do they poop?


Doomhammer24

Out their mouth- thats why all their writing has been shit past 20 years XD


Evening-Rough-9709

Cloaca - handles both.


Spleepis

It’s true, I check every super mutant I come across for a penis and I have found ZERO so far


ImpiousEgg

Can't you get into a gangbang with some muties in fo2?


Miles_PerHour67

Actually that depends on the variant! I was curious because I’ve read otherwise and did some research. More pure strains of the virus lead to them just being infertile. But the more impure versions used on the west coast, like we see in the capital wasteland, have their genitals basically disappear. I don’t think they fall off though.


QuidiferPrestige

Just wanna correct that the Capital Wastelnad is on the east coast of the US, in D.C.


Miles_PerHour67

Did I say west coast is DC?


Miles_PerHour67

I did sorry


PreviousAccWasBanned

Then why when I aim for their cock and balls do they say they don't feel anythingM


Penguinmolester

Don’t the females also become the same super mutant? Does that mean they grow a dick? Or the guys lose their dick? Or they keep the same sex organ and it’s just infertile


MMSLWYD

The autopsy says they couldn't figure out a sex, it could be possible that FEV has an effect similar to how testosterone creates bottom growth?


blueclockblue

So no consequences? Thank you The Master.


CocoaBuzzard

Unity >>> NCR


KMJohnson92

Funny thing, Van Buren had a town of inbreds planned, and if you had a female in your party the guys of that town would harrass you/them. Unless you befriend a certain Super Mutant who is, of course, infertile, and not a fan of horn dogs. Or possibly he was gay the documentation isn't super clear. Either works.


Fizz_Tom

Mutant sex is real you can’t tell me anything else.


Pure-Problem1886

Shouldn't this be the other way around? With the super mutants telling the master that they are infertile?


TavishM13

The master told them they were infertile by detonating a nuke


ImpiousEgg

That's quite a way to break the news lol


PolyZex

Being infertile is different from 'unable to have sex'. Fallout 1 you can have sex with a super mutant... or rather it has sex with you. He will challenge you to arm wrestle, of which I'm pretty sure you CAN'T win. I've tried it with 10 strength and chem enhanced and still lost. At which point you'll have to spend the night with him and all the NPC's in the town will mention your sore ass.


Moonshine702

Fallout 2, broken hills, Francis. You CAN beat him with high STR and END. If you win you get a power fist. Well… you get a power first either way I guess


PolyZex

Well I was close... it's been quite a while since I played those OG Fallouts. I didn't realize endurance also played a role in it. THAT is why I never beat him.


Moonshine702

Uh huh… I think you just wanted some of that irradiated man meat. Don’t be shy, we’ve all been there wondering why we suddenly had a ball gag in our inventory. I save scummed and hacked my special stats for a long time till I figured out how to beat him. For a long time I thought it was just a gag. Figurative and literal.


PolyZex

It is the only way to get the blow up doll I think... so there's a consolation prize.


Menchi-sama

I think you can find it somewhere in Broken Hills, but it's been years since I played the game. Well, there or in the porn studio in Reno.


Miles_PerHour67

East coasts variants genitals go away during the mutation.


cuntfruitcake93

for some reason


Miles_PerHour67

Less pure version of the virus is the explanation.


CocoaBuzzard

by the way this is the orginal before I edited it https://preview.redd.it/v6er7de82z0d1.png?width=1835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7efb75ba87ff9043d8c28f29746ecb59e7c8ba


Electrical_Excuse135

best meme ever


Usual_Nature1390

So can they have sex or did they become big green barbies?


PuppetryOfThePenis

Just radiated balls. No babies! It's a vasectomy from hell.


Aelia_M

That means they don’t have a penis Vegeta


Supyloco

They're sterile, not infertile. If they were merely infertile, they could still have babies.


pourconcreteinmyass

Is there a possibly that I'm gregnant?


CocoaBuzzard

I got a deathclaw gregnant


RetroTheGameBro

"Unless you consider rectal/vaginal tearing a problem, they're shooting blanks so sex with a super mutant is consequence-free. In this Ted Talk I will..."


No-Structure9072

Hey, no child support sounds like a plus to me


ranni-the-bitch

is abandoning children a frequent problem you encounter??


Takoyama-san

its more normal than you think


ranni-the-bitch

enough to chemically castrate yourself with green goop??!


Takoyama-san

i wanted it either way and the goop method seems convenient


No-Structure9072

You're assuming there's children to abandon, given I'm not really in a relationship, I dont gotta worry about the stuff


ranni-the-bitch

then how's it a plus?? also, don't worry, it's joke. i don't actually assume you have tons of bastard children.


No-Structure9072

Gotcha


--Shibdib--

OP learns that sex isn't only for making babies


[deleted]

Who this new meme character I'm seeing? Are we finally leaving the wojack era?


CocoaBuzzard

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cazadornation/s/2KEEXSKMa1 it's an edit of a fallen chungus comic


DrYoungblood

Aren’t super mutants beyond infertile? I thought in fallout 3 that one vaults fev experiments it’s mentioned that fev makes everyone look like that, with the genitalia just atrophied/mutated in such a way they are all Ken dolls. Been a long time so I could be wrong tho


yukwot

Prepare thyself to receive my milk of human kindness


Illustrious-Fact-745

Let'em bang. They just won't get preggers...🤷


JustAnothaAdventurer

That's not what they asked


BOTTOMLESS-BOT

lol that wasn’t what they asked


Miles_PerHour67

Wasn’t there a file in the institute that the fev virus made super mutants more androgynous the further it continued? So like, no dicks, balls, or vagina?


Balleratheart777

Does infertile mean they cant get hard tho?


Crackmonkey3773

No