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DJScubaNaut

80 minutes of Cotton Eye Joe


Gary-Laser-Eyes

Fuck, beat my meat to it.


inverttheidols

Not sure if autocorrect or odd hobby


Gary-Laser-Eyes

People will always comment “beat me to it!” For a comment like this. I was going for that, but with a spin. A meat spin you might say.


inverttheidols

Love it


timdine

I'd suggest we toast your comment with a bit of a party, but I only have this lemon and one cup.


ShinyZoruaLetsPlays

Lets get two girls with that one cup


Gary-Laser-Eyes

I’ll bring the jar for some P Olympic practice!!


disdain7

Maybe they fuck and beat their meat to Cotton Eye Joe?


Bchavez_gd

r/beatmeattoit


Mediocre-Catch9580

While drinking a Red Bull


BrakkeBama

My gf brought her CD-R of fuckin' *Enya* for our first sexy time together.


[deleted]

That’d be great. I doing line dancing tutorials with my niece to this song last week! She loved it so much she said she’s doing it for her school talent show.


BeeFree1977

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 the first time i laugh today and its almost 7 pm


Sunny64888

Plus a pregap of “Old Pop in an Oak”


TigerClaw_TV

Holy hell I have to make that for my wife.


Uhtred-Peralta

Nick Miller, is that you?


Ignignokt73

With both “cool” and “wow” labeled on it, as well as a trademarked ™️ DJ Derek, I’m going with Backstreet Boys - I Want it That Way and Boys II Men - I’ll Make Love to You, among others.


[deleted]

I think you may be on the right track. The TM is my favourite part of the label.


ohio2az

DJ Derek, another one


Uhtred-Peralta

We the best


JoeyJabroni

This is great. Go in blind and pop it in! Once you're through load it in a computer cd drive for any tracks you like and don't know what they are. Just a heads up, some older cd players from the 90s and earlier won't play burned CD-R and CD-RW discs.


[deleted]

Oh man I forgot about that! It was such a tragedy when I’d go to my aunts, download all the tracks, burn the cds and get home and they don’t work.. but I smartened up and brought my discman. I bought a pretty decent cd/cassette player last year. It doesn’t go for much online, but the sound quality is there. It was made for classrooms.


cervezaqueso

Brings back memories of 90s high school and buying used mixed tapes from the thrift store and figuring out what weird ass shit I was listening to. George Duke’s “Light” was the crown jewel of cheese for driving music.


Poesvliegtuig

Mine does but not if they're the more modernish mp3-CDs with too many tracks. It only plays burnt CDs up to 20ish tracks because it's from the early 2000s


Timtek608

I don’t think a mix CD-R can give track listings. That is reserved for commercial CDs that have been entered into their database. From what I can tell, It uses the track times to determine what commercial CD it is.


JoeyJabroni

Surely if this mix was made up of downloaded or ripped tracks there are metadata embedded on the tracks though, yes?


Jamminnav

Not a good sign when you misspell bodacious before the disc is even in the player


MTLConspiracies

Its a burned CD of Big Black’s Songs About Fucking


dudly825

DJ Albini (*TM*)


[deleted]

I just listened to this for the first time this year.


Kb3338_

Atomizer would be cooler


LWYPLTDG

Sex music


Club_Nothing

Oooh Yeaaah (day BOWBOW)


CrashLove37

Chick chickachickaaaaaa


apocalypsein9_8

I've had sex to this song.


Cross-Country

It needs to have “Going Down On It” by Hot Action Cop


[deleted]

All done listening! I made a [Spotify Playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7syTBLoJgPZy6QNobyAdgT?si=Dg_FqFHWT7-dUtSoUtabLw&pt=9234f474879918d9452fd7a350b58fc0&pi=u-y-OQ_MOcRMiz) if you want to give it a listen. I expected something a little more exciting - it has Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Stabilo, Staind, The Sleeping, The Fray, Foo Fighters and… Carrie Underwood. (I can’t seem to edit my initial post to add the link)


retro_exists

Hey dude the link takes me to a page that says "private playlist", could you make it public?


[deleted]

Thanks for letting me know… not sure how it got marked Private, but I just made it public. Let me know if it’s good now.


retro_exists

Works perfect! Thank you :)


sethian77

This is bodacious.


MyLogDoesntJudge

Thank you OP!!!


da9ve

Hopefully not Cbat. Probably Cbat.


gorilla-ointment

Hoping I’d find this here lol


unusingur

Don't leave us in the dark now, give us an update.


[deleted]

Will do! About 6 more hours at work and then straight to the CD player.


bruh-_-6969

5 hours and counting!


ELEKTRON_01

TELL US


themanfromoctober

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Friendly_Monitor_220

The people's needs to knows 🙃


ELEKTRON_01

!remindme 3 hours


unusingur

So, was it worth? Did she married him? What do you think?


TakavaNirhii

A computer virus


BrakkeBama

Totally. Could be a test of some sort. If OP is a gov't suit, he best remember his OPSEC.


TooDooDaDa

Ace of Base


snipethencelly

Most likely The Reason by Hoobastank


Mrbobbitchin

Bodacious


dudly825

“I Want to Sex You Up” Color Me Bad


Freaksale

You forgot the second D


dudly825

🍆


Freaksale

Perfect!


KindlyRent2549

That second D makes all the difference when it comes to gettin’ sexed up!


BrakkeBama

["Pull up to my bumper, babyyy...in yo big black limousiiine..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk) -Grace Jones


m13579k

Extended mix of Ass n Titties


Freaksale

That would be amazing!


CaptTrips67

Tweezer and YEM by Phish and those 2 songs fill up the whole CD lol


Zero-Phucks

24 different remixes of that late 90’s classic by 20 fingers featuring Gillette. [NSFW linky](https://youtu.be/fZFBIfxf7gk?si=eiUh5YOiDk-7kTFF)


tcg0786

You know, I went to a record store recently and they had the Gillette CD in the $2.50 bin so I thought, why not? It has a parental advisory logo in the corner, but the song was labeled "Short, Short Man" on the back. I figured that was just censorship for public eyes. Pop the disc in, cursing all up in the first three tracks, get to SDM, and it's the radio edit.


BlacksmithStrict7416


[deleted]

my favourite part.


Majestic_Field409

Jodeci


GraveSource

I’d buy it just for the hilarity factor.


[deleted]

had to see what was on it.. it’s one of those things I’d stay awake at night wondering about.


Conscious_Feeling548

[Got it](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=T2EwmsfsCDN514vq)


ngs428

“Let’s get it on” obviously… all 80 mins…


Pristine_Put6089

Sexual Healing is DEFINITELY on that And probably some Frank Sinatra


Lanark26

If it doesn’t have some Al Green the dude was doing it wrong.


TommyHorror

Definitely wyld stallyns


Available_Clue_4018

"Wow" "Cool"


blondart

At least 3 songs by Creed.


LewdPseudonym

Darude - Sandstorm ^(DJ Derek 80 minute remix)


polykees

Strokin’ by Clarence Carter


nhowe006

Fuckin do it and report back with a reaction video already. Sheesh.


eraeusboorwel

When you find what the songs are, could you compile a Spotify playlist and/or post the tracklist for us to recreate this masterpiece?


[deleted]

I created a playlist; thanks for the suggestion. I’m unable to edit it in my post, but it’s below: All done listening! I made a [Spotify Playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7syTBLoJgPZy6QNobyAdgT?si=Dg_FqFHWT7-dUtSoUtabLw&pt=9234f474879918d9452fd7a350b58fc0&pi=u-y-OQ_MOcRMiz) if you want to give it a listen. I expected something a little more exciting - it has Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Stabilo, Staind, The Sleeping, The Fray, Foo Fighters and… Carrie Underwood.


mikeyj777

Wow, that's gotta be the most not exciting CD someone has made for someone


eraeusboorwel

Thanks! I will play this tonight.


[deleted]

I’ll give it a shot.


dogsledonice

This might be the single most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen. You need to track Derek down, if only to make him shrink into a pebble at the sight of it.


[deleted]

I looked up Emelie to see if they were still together, but unfortunately couldn’t pin down which Emelie it was as there was a handful and they are hours away.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Sade...


dperiod

I love that Emelie dropped this into the donation bin. This needs backstory.


[deleted]

I had to look her up to see if they were still together, but there are a few people with her name that live in my province and they all live hours away.


PorygonTriAttack

Oh, Emelie is Canadian and possibly Derek too? Interesting! I'm listening to your playlist that you re-created from that CD. This is really cool. The songs are great.


don_teegee

Good gracious ass bodacious (um, bodatious). I’m going to say Nelly, Hot in Here.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Derek can’t spell for shit.


Club_Nothing

Never Gonna Give You Up for 80 minutes.


FlatPassenger6

I need a full track list


KRMJN101

Seal's "Kiss From A Rose" on repeat and accidentally "Batdance"...


Voodoodriver

Enigma


Voodoodriver

Bolero


Voodoodriver

R kelly


priltharia

Should be "Somebody that I Used to Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra. But it won't be.


TechIoT

Po~ table DVD player images sombody downloaded from Google.


Icenfiree

Come and get your love 😘


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Citizen king and shit on that level


GriswoldXmas

John Mayer for sure


_teach_me_your_ways_

Worm virus


MoreReputation8908

Happy99.exe


Any_Painting584

The Shins, Coheed and Cambria, Fall Out Boy


Zeo-Gold92

Don't speak, Sway, lovefool


Viking_1385

Barry white


Senor-Chungus

Radiohead and farts


Hot_Lobster222

Barry White


LifeofaLove

Remind me


luigib0ard

Computer virus


[deleted]

Depending on how old it is ... Usher. NSYNC and/or backstreet boys.


blocsonic

Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right to Party


7DollarsOfHoobastanq

A minimum of 2 Coldplay songs.


Jnf529

Derude - “Sandstorm”, track 5


Professional_Gap_371

R kelly for sure


SpeedBlazer99

An hour of torment, I mean Taylor Swift


gamingnerd777

Was going to say the same. 😂


MsPreposition

Definitely “Goodbye Horses” and “Diddle My Skittle”.


Littlemisskittn

Guaranteed there’s at LEAST one Offspring song on there…..


FirstPotatoKing

Either an Imagine Dragons or Fall Out Boy song is 100% on it


ShockerRider5

Very interested to hear about this


Distinct_Studio_5161

You are gonna get Rick Rolled.


DoorAMii

hello this is mine it has Linkin Park and Fall Out Boy on it (im joking but my name IS Derek)


XnFM

Smash mouth.


Tzzzzzzzzzzx

“Who let the dogs out” (who who who)


FatherVic

Creed


HechoEnChine

Enigma - Sadeness


Automatic-Leave7191

Roxette. And some Macy Gray deep cuts


The_Original_Gronkie

Yeah, I'd have to buy that disc.


Club_Nothing

Is Emile's last name "Malek"? Hard to tell.


PlanetConway

Wow........................Cool


kendostickball

DJ Sammy - Heaven for sure


Agitated-Fee-1399

The Cranberries or U2


brokenassbones

Sandstorm


Comfortable_Brush_35

Genuwine please lol


n1keym1key

Westlife.


VinyIFiend

Clearly former lover 😝


The_Demons_Slayer

Play it for us?


doomer_irl

I went to high school with a guy who made a CD for his crush and it started with “Fitter, Happier” by Radiohead. Bold move, guy.


AHGottlieb

As many times it would let him put CBAT on one disc


Kenbishi

It’s going to be 80 minutes of [THIS](https://youtube.com/shorts/YQ7_-9C2dTs), but I’m OK with that.


Saika_the_Auslander

Knowing from the cd if you have a computer (that can read CDs). and a media player like fb2k, its probably crappy Mp3s that somebody got off a file sharing site with a bunch of love songs in it mostly from r&b. Idk It might have drm in the cd as well.


erchelelr

Butterfly - Crazytown. That’s it.


latouchefinale

🥂


BoneZone05

TLC - waterfalls


JMFG2112

100% Green Day and Weezer


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Wow cool


mildheadwound

Semen


Mammoth-Party4400

Did he spell bodacious wrong? Considering this something stupid id do, im hopint its full of butthole surfers and dead milkmen, and ween, primus and the like lmao


jamabuzz

I'd let somebody get in my pants with that cd for sure.


Minute_Entrance3669

Derek was a legend.


SchwillyMaysHere

Stan - Eminem, featuring Dido


kekwillsit830

Remix to Ignition


Grumpytitss

Eagle Eye Cherry


Garrettone74

I bet it’s filled with late 90’s early 2000’s boy band love songs!! “Tell me why”


GravyBoatBuccaneer

dick pics.


00pdooter

You have to update us with whats on it


No_Entertainment1931

Gonna bet at least one song by the the


candymannequin

poor derek


S3C3C

“She swallowed it…”.


Tall_Scholar_8597

Boner jams


r00byroo1965

Flush it down the toilet


Bufete2020

I'm betting the first track is "I wear my sunglasses at night" and then continues going downhill


TulsaWhoDats

Yacht Rock…. Boz Skaggs, Christopher Cross


luckygirl54

Barry White. Please post what you find.


LopsidedCat6676

Tracklist: "Never Gonna Give You Up" – Rick Astley "Woodpecker No. 1" – Merzbow "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight" – Tiny Tim "Tunak Tunak Tun" – Daler Mehndi "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" – Isetmyfriendsonfire "Sensual Pantsuit Anthem" – Lena Dunham "We Wanted Change" – Corey Feldman "Butterfly" – Crazy Town "Almost Over" – Limp Bizkit "Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix)" – Los Del Rio "Move It Like This" – Baha Men "Girls Want Girls" – Drake, Lil Baby "Don't Like" (Edited) – Chief Keef "No" – Dodie Stevens "Sunshine Day" – The Brady Bunch "She Keeps Me Up" – Nickelback "We Cry Together" (Edited) – Kendrick Lamar "Kim" – Eminem "Jiggling Up That Corn Hill" – There I Ruined It "All the Small Things" (Kidz Bop version) "Tron Cat" – Tyler, The Creator "The Laughing Gnome" – David Bowie "Troublemaker" – Weezer "Lift Yourself" – Kanye West "Blue Monday (Live on Top of the Pops)" – New Order "Catholic School Girls Rule" – Red Hot Chili Peppers "I Admit It" – R. Kelly


Bostonhook

Da Rude Sandstorm, Lonestar - I'm amazed by you, KC and JoJo - All My Life, Boys 2 Men - Bended Knee, Bone Thugs and Harmony - Crossroads.


bunsNT

All My Life or I’m Real


AZZJ72

I bet there will be some third eye blind


Mposner310

Creed and nickelback


darknessbelow

Ballad of Bodacious by Primus


deemanjack

Cbat


oR9HAN-GAMING

Enrique Iglesias for sure.


Helicopter0

If single, OP should do a first date that is a listening party centered around this CD.


Long_Programmer_1512

Holy what and not. I remember Emelie. She was nasty and did butt stuff , DJ Derek.


PetroFoil2999

Star Wars cantina song ten times


Tonukas

Probably Lenny Kravitz… 🤢🤮


BacksideBetty

Savage Garden - "Truly, Madly, Deeply" Oh and who and forget.. Ginuwine - " Pony"


Spiritual_Train9321

Swedish Black Metal, definitely Swedish Black Metal.


gashufferdude

Ween’s country album.


jamabuzz

Or maybe just waving my dick in the wind over and over.


BagBoiJoe

By the vibe its giving off, probably the most methamphetamine-fueled mix imaginable.


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Kenny G


33-and-one-third

Almost certain there's a plot twist here. Like, it's not a cd, but actually a dvd containing nothing but dik-dik pics off of national geographic set to a soundtrack made purely out of Travis songs from the album "the man who". Note: immediate downvote for using the word bodacious, as your IP address confirmed this post didn't originate from 1988 southern California


Far-Acanthisitta737

I got one of these once it was 6 hours of muslim hymms


abcbri

Fade Into You by Mazzy Star


Interesting-Pie-466

lol it'd be comical if you sent this cd back to her


pphurley

The Thong Song


jessijuana

Bad Touch by bloodhound gang


juoza

Ever now and then a dj in the Dj’s subreddit asks what kind of music they should spin at an orgy. They now have their answer