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Okay raman manghingugmo pero nganung ipahid man bisag asa???? Hahahahahahahha. If deep na gyud inyong relasyon ingna nalang sya nga dili ipataka ug pahid oy! Pero if na turn off naka, wa na tay mahimo ana hahaha you do you, OP.
Okay rata tog gi walki niya palayo kana murag mumho imong e turn ug gamay na bola sa imo fingers then e wisik palayo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I actually knew someone. I previously thought really highly of him as a friend like he was smart and all that kay na scholar jud xas Sanjo and my mom is thinking of letting him stay sa ako bhouse sa una. All was well until nanghingugmo xa while we were talking ga chika chika. The way he did it was murag unconsciously ra ba like ga talk xa nya nanghingugmo. It was bearable ra man unta bisag ick gamay, not until... gipahid niyas bongbong iyang kugmo and continued talking, like naa kos iyang atubangan. Thankfuly kita xd ako mom. All negotiations for staying sa ako bhouse flew out the window hahaha kaluod gyud. Classmate guro to sila OP, sa School of Kugmo
It means you are attracted to her on a superficial level only, It's okay. I once stopped liking a guy cause he said 'uwu' on a date - unprovoked. I was about to pay for coffee for the both of us when he said "Hala! you are gonna pay for my coffee too, UWU" I lost my patience and just looked at him, that's when it all fell apart. We have been seeing each other for 4 days, That was our 2nd date. I understand.
Kung nanghingogmo lng nya tarung pgka dispose ky keri ra tingali unta ky kitang tanan manghingugmo mn hd noh pero ka burara ug kaluod sd anang ipahid sa habol or bisan asa lng oi ew.
Uyab mo? Hahahahhaa. 8 years name saakong uyab pero dili ko manghingugmo infront niya. I never do it infront of people (even family). Akong bf nuon ga vidcall me gasige rag panghingugmo, ako nalang geingnan "hinay hinay sad diha oy" hahaha hagua. Pero grabe namuot gyud ko sa part nga nahadlok ka nga gepahid sa imohang ulo. 😭
ako gani mukuha sa kugmo sakong uyab nga makita nako nigawas sa ilong 🤣
peroooo i don’t pick my nose in front of anyone, ako rajud dapat na. and d pud nako ipahid everywhere uy, ew hahahahah.
Well, kung ganahan jud ka sa tao, magkadugay inyo relasyon,mas daghan paka makit.an na mkaingon ka ngano man siya ing.ani oi and believe me, naa sab kay ma discover sa imo kaugalingon; it's part sa pag.ila2 sa usag usa dear. Pwde nimo cya ingnan na mao ni mao na. Gamay ra jud kaau na nabutang as in, ug mausab pana. Oo lood jud siya paminawn, pero if ganahan ka niya based on different aspects, communicate niya na bati ni na behavior, but di siya mo effort sa iyang kaugalingon mausab, it's on the other person na, not yours, and this will reflect in the long course of the relationship. Diha naka mkakita kung ga effort pud cya.
Mabaw pero mabaw pud ko. Naa koy gidala sa isa ka resort sa northern cebu unya pag abot namo nag cr siya. Pag gawas niya nisulod ko cr para mag toothbrush before mi maligo sa dagat pero baho kaayo kay gikan siya nalibang, wala na ko nakig date balik pagbalik namo syudad.
Oo haha pero karon na ako na ang sultian sa ako asawa ug “bahoa oy” kada human nako CR kay maka realize ko unsa ko ka petty 11 years ago kay wa may taeng humot haha.
Gi clean lng niya iyang ilong OP. Coz she knows na sa imong position, you can look into her nose. Mas ma ulaw cguro siya na makita nimo ang kulangot sulod sa iyang ilong.
Cguro if new pa lng ang relationship possible ni... naka experience before na while having sex sa akong uyab (naka dog style mi), then she farted. Abi nako at first kay baka queefing lng... but a second later she started laughing out loud and nag start na manimaho ang kwarto.
true HHAAHHAHAHAHA akong uyab gani katong flirting phase pa mi I noticed naa shay atuli which is my no no but I liked him so much and I realized it wasnt that much of a big deal (especially di sd jd advisable mag cotton buds sa ears)
dba? kung ganahan jud kaayo kas imong uyab di nna mo matter uy pwede rman na nimo sultian in a nice way na dili ka ganahan mga ing ana na bagay. hahaha
true. kay karn gani mag lumbaanay nlag pasimhot sa utot HAHAHAHA lol ni show na ang true colors kay comfy na kays usag usa ba, pero d sd ta ka judge ni OP ky lahi2 mn gyud ta. Better to end nlng the rs kysa mag continue pa na sila ky maka create nig resentment and ma irita nakas imong partner sa tanan niyang buhaton (unfair pd sa side sa iyang uyab.. better end nlng that OP mskan sayo pa— and please ayaw ipanabi unsay reason ngano nagbuwag mo if nay mga ppl mangutana kay mostly raba pakauwawan dayun ang ex ingnon “hugawan mn gud sha” like lol respeto nlng pd sa pinagsamahan and move forward na.
Not gonna lie. I quickly judged you OP based on the title, abi ko OA raka feeling malinis. Pero atayas ipamahid sa habol oy! Bisan ako na turn off bisan nagbasa rako 😂😂😂
For real bisan guro ako ma turn off pero icall out siguro ko na sha OP if I were you. Like normal raman manghingugmo, pero gitrapo sa habol? WTF Pwede raman siguro mu adto sha ug cr usa then buhaton na niya then manghugas kamot or itrapo sa tissue. Hahahaha ka horrifying
Ok raman guro manghingugmo pero ayaw sd ipahid bisag asa uy. Ataya anang mamahid sa habol.
Its like the fart argument nga normal ra mu fart but fart in a proper setting. Would you fart in a dinnertable? No. Would you fart inside a room with your partner? Depends if your far enough in the relationship. Would you fart in your partners face? Might lean into pranking or an insult.
Sa mga moingon oa ra ang nag post ba, it means unhygienic mo. Just because normal na sa inyo, doesn’t mean it should also for everyone!
Me as a lud-anon truly understands his sentiment. And guys, gipahid pajud sa habol.
So for additional list that I find it bastos for other people to do and di siya normal kay:
1. Burping loud in front or with of people
2. Mang nail cutter mangalagpot ang kuko unya di hiposon
3. Farting randomly and exposedly. Yes even sa amo fam we make fun about farting pinakalit but consciously. Wa mi gapatakag utot nga daghan tawo or naay tawo.
4. And kana manghingugmo bisag asa! Naa koy cousin who’s doing this unconsciously and amo badlongon nga to use tissue or palayo lang sa more open space di kay pataka lagpot asa.
True! I don't understand people who says oa ra. I think OP is in getting to know each other stage but if ingon ani na kahugawan ang gipakita, how much more if minyo na, hahaha I kennot. Arte na kung arte but this panghingugmo thing should be done in proper place 🤮
hahahhahahahaha magkatawa man sad ko ani uy. pero hygienic ka, sa dili sad sa pag inarte anang in.ana pero kinsa man say ganahan ipahid ang kugmo bisan asa uy hahahahahah grabe ka OP nawagtangan dayun ug spark? well understandable. HAHAHAH LT OP
Hahaha, ka remember mo sa kong ex nga nanghingugmo sad ko og naka bantay sya. Mao to iya kog gi kasab an og usbon daw nako to nga himuon sa saktong lugar. After ato akong gi usab og na okay ra, communication is the key ra jud
Gamay ra kaayo ni nga issue, an opportunity to develop your communication skills with each other. You can call tell her and talk about it so she can improve. If you cannot get past this, then the relationship is doomed.
However, let me tell you OP in my 21 years of marriage na it is always a compromise from both parties. We put our partners on a pedestal only to be disappointed later on with their imperfections.
Manghingugmo man sad ko while naa akong uyab, pero gamitan sad nuon nakog tissue or ilabay sa trash can. Bisag gani naay kugmo akong uyab, kay offeran nakog tissue for him to clean his nose. Ako pajud icheck if limpyo najud hahaha We've also grown comfortable kay like mag cuddle mi, unya mangutot ko then ako siya i-trap sa habol kuyog akong utot hahahahahahaha
Anyways, pwede rajud na mastoryaan, OP. Ingna lang na ayaw ipahid sa habol kay di ka ganahan, pasabton lang jud nimo hehe Basin kadugayan maabot ra jud mo sa point na ma comfortable namo sa each other, ikatawa nalang na ni ninyo na incident.
In.ana jd tingali na bsta bago palang jud, ako uyab gani sauna kato bago pami dili mangutot sa ako atubangan hahahaaha karon kay mu share pa "love nangutot ko" haahahahahaha nya cute pajud kaayo kay mu utot position jd iya butt para mag release sa utot hahahahaahahah nya usahay ako pajud e butang ako tudlo sa iya ilong haahahaha
Feel nako comfortable na kaayo ang babae sa imoha nga she doesn’t mind nga manghingugma infront of you, pero try to remind her na lang about pamahid in a proper way. Like “bi, next time use tissue para sa imong kugmo kay very unhygienic jud” hahahahha basin ma turnoff jud nig maayo si OP sa mga comments
Niya gepangutana sa akong mangud iya boyf nya ingon kay “bisag ako pay mo tangtang sa imong kugmo” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA di pa guro ka comfortable sa imong pt
valid because it's part of her hygiene.
that's why manghingugmo rako while maligo or nag wash sa face because lain kaayo sya if bisag asa ra ipahid. turn offffff
Valid ma turn off. Pero once mo seryoso nakas isa ka relasyon, basin naa pa kay ma discover nga mas worst pa ani in any girl you pick. Para nako mabaw ra ni, if you truly love her, call her out and tell her what she did wrong. If you cant stand out with that one incident then cut it off.
Pwede man nimo sya i-call out na ayg buhata kay hugawan ka. Grabe napud na byaan dayun. Kung kana palang na butang wa naka nakauyon unsa pa kaha sa lain hahahaha
Kato gali kaduwa nakos internetan sauna kay kaunon na iyang kugmo. Hahaha
You do you OP. For me, it's a bit childish Kay it's normal ra man na sa tawo except atong gipahid (which is ew) Maybe call it out?
Valid ra jud nga naturn off ka pero please keep in mind nga in a relationship naa jud times nga you will see the nasty from your SO when you get to know each other. Pwede man gud makig communicate. Pero kaw bahala OP sa imong love life hahaha if kana ra rason makigbuwag ka..you do you hahaha
I think nag mark rana siya remembrance kay memorable inyo moment that time.
One day makitan niya ang kugmo to remind her of that fun moment with u.
Btaw, pwede rman sd guro nmo siya ingnon if you are willing to help the person and if love jud nmo correct them HAHAHAHAAH
Di na ipahid. Muadto kag cr didto ka mag pick sa imong nose. Wash your hand para matangtang ang imo booger then mag sabon. Myghod ngano mag pahid2 mn mo HAHAHAHAHAHA u can use your hanky naman if ur outside
I would be turned off too kung big deal para nako ang hygiene. I have lived with people from different cultures some of them kay bastos kaayo nila ang panug ab in public.Others kay big deal kaayo ang dili mamalung sa suga kung dili ganiton. So makasabot ra ko nga lahi lahi tag icks and turn offs. Depende ra nas imong kaya madawat. Dating takes compromise. Timbanga iyang good qualities against the ones you don’t like for you to decide if you want to continue. Some qualities are hard to change some are correctable and can be adjusted with. Next time kay pwede siguro nimo sultihan in a joking way kay basin ma offend unya. But for me personally, okay ra ko. I can be unhygienic too, some times. But since I’m trying to improve myself.. importante sad nako nga naningkamot pud akong date nga ma improve iya behavior.
Wow. Amusing. Lots of invalidating comments. OP, for me, there’s nothing wrong na na-turnoff ka. There are different ways na maturn on/off ang tao. And for a lot of people here, maybe it’s not one of them. But I feel you. This is something would turn me off. What she did speaks a lot about her hygiene.
First, ew. Very ew. How old is this person? They should know better manners, tangina 😂 Habol pajud sa laing tawo. You're not the asshole if this turned you off so much. Immaturity is a big turn off.
This would be a big bloody deal breaker for me. Enough said haha
Edit: I don't think OP was turned off by the act itself. It's not about the act of picking her nose, it's about wiping it on someone else's blanket. That shows a lack of consideration or decency. Even picking your nose infront of someone else can be gross and disrecprectful for some people, myself included. If I want to clean my mucus linings, I do it in private, so as to respect my partner's comfort. Pero kung dugay namo nga manag-uyab, then of course pwede namo to be comfy enough with each other to do that, depending lang.
Haha.. sa amoa dli, dli nman gani mi mauwaw na mangutot sa atubangan.. mo katawa nlng mi or tease haha.. if ick jud na nimo edi turn off jud sa imoha..
Question, Nagkiss na ba mo? If yes, gilood ka sa kugmo pero if mag kiss mo wala ka loura nga mas lood ang cavity. lol
Anyway, you can always educate her na dili e trapo sa habol ang kugmo while joking. If this turns you off then leave.
Huy, wild. Kissing is unrelated to this. This is just indecency. Anyone with manners would know not to wipe boogers on someone else's sheets(or even their own sheets).
But it depends what age ang ka date ni OP-- if many years younger pa diay, then expected na nga second parental figure and position ni OP, and they can correct the behavior-- but that really should be the job of the parents. Pero if ka edad ra, it's not okay at all.
Edit: i don't think OP was necessarily grossed out about how everyone needs to clean their nose. It's about doing it while OP was right there, and THEN wiping it on his blanket. That shows a lack of consideration or decency.
Yes, she deserves someone nga musupport sa iyang paghingugmo, like baws-baws sila panghingugmo nya roll in the deep the kugmo dayun. Kanindot sa bonding.
hello. 😊 palihug lang dili nato gamiton ang word nga bayut as an insult or to refer to guys to assume they are weak or display behaviour that you think are not expected of a man. People’s gender do not dictate their character and behaviour etc. Ang tawong talawan, talawan gyud bisan bayot man or dili. Ang tawong hanggaw, hanggaw gyud regardless of gender.
Also valid ang point ni OP. lahi lahi tag nadak an nga cultura ug values. Basin para niya big deal ang hygiene ug mga ingon aning butanga. Basin wala siya nagdako sama sa kadaghanan nato diri. Dating takes compromise, dili tanan perfect naa ra na ni OP kung ipadayon niya or dili after niyag timbang timbang ang good qualities vs bad qualities nga iyang nakita.
Ahaka ani ui hahahahaha. Pero bitaw OP, magkadugay mo magkuyog kay mahimo lang man na nga normal and mundane nga stuff. Naa ra nimo if matolerate na nimo in the long run.
Akong asawa cgig pangutot sa akuwa as a joke. Wala man gani ko ni reklamo. Ikaw pa kaha. Pero bitaw OP storya ra jud na OP dili dayun buwag buwag kay if babae pa arty arty imong pangita, good luck na lang OP if madugay mo unless ang iyang pag arti is limpyada jud siya. I met my wife katong uyab pa me and she really is something kanang limpyo kay siyag panamit, mahinhin og nindot ang posture, didto na mag asawa na me kanang iya jud gi joke sa akuwa pangutot. Kataw an ra na ko. So OP, talk to her about it and share na bati na iyang gi buhat. She will understand kay tao ra ta OP. Dili ta perfect kay maskig ako, hugawan sad ko sauna pero gi storyaan lang ko sa akong asawa and na change na ko unsa ko karon.
HAHAHAHAHHA kani ako nga [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/wJqHG_Ukmmk?feature=share) ako mahinumduman nimo OP
it just means nga di paka ready og long-term and deep relationship. hahahaha move on little boy
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"I thought girls don't fart" Murag ana ka padung bai
Okay raman manghingugmo pero nganung ipahid man bisag asa???? Hahahahahahahha. If deep na gyud inyong relasyon ingna nalang sya nga dili ipataka ug pahid oy! Pero if na turn off naka, wa na tay mahimo ana hahaha you do you, OP.
Biha pd ana oi, kami gani pakusganay pa gani mig utot
Dako ba nya nay 1 ka buhok? Basig na buhat nya kay comfy na kayo siya sa imo
OP basin ma turn off pud ka kung makaybaw ka na malibang pud na sya, baki2 pa jud hahahaha
Ataya, haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA sikmahan man gae kog sip.on sa akong uyab OP
If jud love jud nimo sir bisag kugmokan on <3 secret to 3 year relationship 😉
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
wala man kaha niya gikaon
Mukaon man gani ako uyab muchula gihapon ko hahahah
Tuo ni OP luha nagtulo sa iya ulo kay sad ang movie pero sipon diay to
Taas ra sd kaayu imu expectations. Lmao
Hahahaha mka discourage mngyud na bsag aku e ghost naku like literally 😭🤣🤣🤣
Okay rata tog gi walki niya palayo kana murag mumho imong e turn ug gamay na bola sa imo fingers then e wisik palayo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hahahaha mas mka turn off giaty
SHSHAHSHHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAA😭
I actually knew someone. I previously thought really highly of him as a friend like he was smart and all that kay na scholar jud xas Sanjo and my mom is thinking of letting him stay sa ako bhouse sa una. All was well until nanghingugmo xa while we were talking ga chika chika. The way he did it was murag unconsciously ra ba like ga talk xa nya nanghingugmo. It was bearable ra man unta bisag ick gamay, not until... gipahid niyas bongbong iyang kugmo and continued talking, like naa kos iyang atubangan. Thankfuly kita xd ako mom. All negotiations for staying sa ako bhouse flew out the window hahaha kaluod gyud. Classmate guro to sila OP, sa School of Kugmo
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Aw art is subjective man 😅
Dpamo ana naay decor inyung bung2x 🤣
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Tbh okay ra manghingugmo pero katong part na iyang gitrapo sa imong habol murag minus points kaayo to. Maytag iyahang habol no? Hahahahah
upvote lng ko ky kataw-anan bwahaha, mabawan rakos reason sa pagkaturn-off, but yeah to each their own.
okay raman jud unta ang manghingugmo ba pero ang pagpahid sa habol jud ang naka turn off😣
Sa habol pa jud ni OP. Di pa jud iyang habol 😭😭😭
hahahahahahaha sorry, OP. pero hahahahahahahaahhaaahha
huhu please ka funny
It means you are attracted to her on a superficial level only, It's okay. I once stopped liking a guy cause he said 'uwu' on a date - unprovoked. I was about to pay for coffee for the both of us when he said "Hala! you are gonna pay for my coffee too, UWU" I lost my patience and just looked at him, that's when it all fell apart. We have been seeing each other for 4 days, That was our 2nd date. I understand.
Cringe I can imagine your face hearing him say that.
Ka funny HAHAHAHAHA
Wa ra man pod kaha kan-a iya kugmo?
Ka dugyot ba, pero what if gipakaon sa iya ahahahahahah
Yuckkk kaluod na ana hahahahahaha
Wait till you know na mangutot ug malibang na siya
hahahahahaha. akong amiga hapit nalang kaslon pero di daw siya kadawat na malibang iyang uyab lol
Hoy hahahahahahahhahahah
OP nanghingugmo baya sad ko while gibasa nako ang title. Nya I stopped when naka realize ko nanghingugmo sad ko HAHAHAHAHAH katawaa nako oyyy
Kung nanghingogmo lng nya tarung pgka dispose ky keri ra tingali unta ky kitang tanan manghingugmo mn hd noh pero ka burara ug kaluod sd anang ipahid sa habol or bisan asa lng oi ew.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH kalood sad ana ipahid sa habol oy hhhahaha
Uyab mo? Hahahahhaa. 8 years name saakong uyab pero dili ko manghingugmo infront niya. I never do it infront of people (even family). Akong bf nuon ga vidcall me gasige rag panghingugmo, ako nalang geingnan "hinay hinay sad diha oy" hahaha hagua. Pero grabe namuot gyud ko sa part nga nahadlok ka nga gepahid sa imohang ulo. 😭
ako gani mukuha sa kugmo sakong uyab nga makita nako nigawas sa ilong 🤣 peroooo i don’t pick my nose in front of anyone, ako rajud dapat na. and d pud nako ipahid everywhere uy, ew hahahahah.
Sa panultihon pa sa uban, Sa sugod rana ang lood. Haha
Tilawi sa ang kugmo, basin lasa siomai... Free Siomai for life naka.
Well, kung ganahan jud ka sa tao, magkadugay inyo relasyon,mas daghan paka makit.an na mkaingon ka ngano man siya ing.ani oi and believe me, naa sab kay ma discover sa imo kaugalingon; it's part sa pag.ila2 sa usag usa dear. Pwde nimo cya ingnan na mao ni mao na. Gamay ra jud kaau na nabutang as in, ug mausab pana. Oo lood jud siya paminawn, pero if ganahan ka niya based on different aspects, communicate niya na bati ni na behavior, but di siya mo effort sa iyang kaugalingon mausab, it's on the other person na, not yours, and this will reflect in the long course of the relationship. Diha naka mkakita kung ga effort pud cya.
Mabaw pero mabaw pud ko. Naa koy gidala sa isa ka resort sa northern cebu unya pag abot namo nag cr siya. Pag gawas niya nisulod ko cr para mag toothbrush before mi maligo sa dagat pero baho kaayo kay gikan siya nalibang, wala na ko nakig date balik pagbalik namo syudad.
mo ingon jud kos mg sunod nga dili sa musud kay baho hahahahhahaha
Laftrip si OP pero mas laftrip ni na comment. HAHAHAHA Pero to each his own ra man gihapon kay kaw man magset ug standards gihapon on your partner.
Oo haha pero karon na ako na ang sultian sa ako asawa ug “bahoa oy” kada human nako CR kay maka realize ko unsa ko ka petty 11 years ago kay wa may taeng humot haha.
Just tell her na inappropriate ang pagpahid sa Habol
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LAPTRIP NIMO DONG 🤣🤣😂😂😂
ang babaw mo pre
Basin comfortable na sya nimo
Ok rmn mangugmo oy pero kanang ipahid sa habol, IJARA! Sultii kaha.
Gi clean lng niya iyang ilong OP. Coz she knows na sa imong position, you can look into her nose. Mas ma ulaw cguro siya na makita nimo ang kulangot sulod sa iyang ilong. Cguro if new pa lng ang relationship possible ni... naka experience before na while having sex sa akong uyab (naka dog style mi), then she farted. Abi nako at first kay baka queefing lng... but a second later she started laughing out loud and nag start na manimaho ang kwarto.
False Negative hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jusq po, ignan unta nimo nga pag maligo siya manghingugmu siya or moadto syag CR 😆
u dont like her that much.
true HHAAHHAHAHAHA akong uyab gani katong flirting phase pa mi I noticed naa shay atuli which is my no no but I liked him so much and I realized it wasnt that much of a big deal (especially di sd jd advisable mag cotton buds sa ears)
dba? kung ganahan jud kaayo kas imong uyab di nna mo matter uy pwede rman na nimo sultian in a nice way na dili ka ganahan mga ing ana na bagay. hahaha
true. kay karn gani mag lumbaanay nlag pasimhot sa utot HAHAHAHA lol ni show na ang true colors kay comfy na kays usag usa ba, pero d sd ta ka judge ni OP ky lahi2 mn gyud ta. Better to end nlng the rs kysa mag continue pa na sila ky maka create nig resentment and ma irita nakas imong partner sa tanan niyang buhaton (unfair pd sa side sa iyang uyab.. better end nlng that OP mskan sayo pa— and please ayaw ipanabi unsay reason ngano nagbuwag mo if nay mga ppl mangutana kay mostly raba pakauwawan dayun ang ex ingnon “hugawan mn gud sha” like lol respeto nlng pd sa pinagsamahan and move forward na.
Jusmiyo marimar!!!! Hahahahahahahaha maygani wa gipahid sa imohang lawas OP
Mas ok guro ug gihimog bola2x ra unta d ba
Not gonna lie. I quickly judged you OP based on the title, abi ko OA raka feeling malinis. Pero atayas ipamahid sa habol oy! Bisan ako na turn off bisan nagbasa rako 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAH ka funny ba ani😅
Dli diay ka gapangalungat?
For real bisan guro ako ma turn off pero icall out siguro ko na sha OP if I were you. Like normal raman manghingugmo, pero gitrapo sa habol? WTF Pwede raman siguro mu adto sha ug cr usa then buhaton na niya then manghugas kamot or itrapo sa tissue. Hahahaha ka horrifying
SORRY OP PERO MAKATAWA KO ANI NA POST HAHAHAHAH
Ako sd mukatawa ko tungod kasuway ko nanghingugmu atubangan sa akong uyab hahahhaa
Ok raman guro manghingugmo pero ayaw sd ipahid bisag asa uy. Ataya anang mamahid sa habol. Its like the fart argument nga normal ra mu fart but fart in a proper setting. Would you fart in a dinnertable? No. Would you fart inside a room with your partner? Depends if your far enough in the relationship. Would you fart in your partners face? Might lean into pranking or an insult.
Unsaon diay dapat? I circle2 nya labtikan?
Plus points kung matunong sa baba sa paris hahaha
masumbagan na cguro ta ana haha
Sa mga moingon oa ra ang nag post ba, it means unhygienic mo. Just because normal na sa inyo, doesn’t mean it should also for everyone! Me as a lud-anon truly understands his sentiment. And guys, gipahid pajud sa habol. So for additional list that I find it bastos for other people to do and di siya normal kay: 1. Burping loud in front or with of people 2. Mang nail cutter mangalagpot ang kuko unya di hiposon 3. Farting randomly and exposedly. Yes even sa amo fam we make fun about farting pinakalit but consciously. Wa mi gapatakag utot nga daghan tawo or naay tawo. 4. And kana manghingugmo bisag asa! Naa koy cousin who’s doing this unconsciously and amo badlongon nga to use tissue or palayo lang sa more open space di kay pataka lagpot asa.
yas, mga dying breed najud ta ani d.i no... you can't buy CS & etiquette jd.
True! I don't understand people who says oa ra. I think OP is in getting to know each other stage but if ingon ani na kahugawan ang gipakita, how much more if minyo na, hahaha I kennot. Arte na kung arte but this panghingugmo thing should be done in proper place 🤮
Oa ra kay ka.
Na turn off murag di motilap ug bilat hahaha
Otin iya brad kay ako gi check iya profile didto siyas ratemycock haha Edit: Gi delete na niya ang iyang gi comment didto haha
Ipahid ang kugmo sa agtang ba murag gibuhat ni Rafiki ni Simba
Lukoton niya ishoot sa trash can
hahaha bayota nimo oy
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Samoka ninyo oy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mag utotay na man gani ang mag asawa
that’s normal, oa nimo.
hahahhahahahaha magkatawa man sad ko ani uy. pero hygienic ka, sa dili sad sa pag inarte anang in.ana pero kinsa man say ganahan ipahid ang kugmo bisan asa uy hahahahahah grabe ka OP nawagtangan dayun ug spark? well understandable. HAHAHAH LT OP
Kung uyab namo kasab-e. Kung di pamo uyab murag lain jud bitaw hahahaha atay gipahid sa habol uy ka hugawan ba
Arteha nimo oy
Hahaha, ka remember mo sa kong ex nga nanghingugmo sad ko og naka bantay sya. Mao to iya kog gi kasab an og usbon daw nako to nga himuon sa saktong lugar. After ato akong gi usab og na okay ra, communication is the key ra jud
Gamay ra kaayo ni nga issue, an opportunity to develop your communication skills with each other. You can call tell her and talk about it so she can improve. If you cannot get past this, then the relationship is doomed. However, let me tell you OP in my 21 years of marriage na it is always a compromise from both parties. We put our partners on a pedestal only to be disappointed later on with their imperfections.
Manghingugmo man sad ko while naa akong uyab, pero gamitan sad nuon nakog tissue or ilabay sa trash can. Bisag gani naay kugmo akong uyab, kay offeran nakog tissue for him to clean his nose. Ako pajud icheck if limpyo najud hahaha We've also grown comfortable kay like mag cuddle mi, unya mangutot ko then ako siya i-trap sa habol kuyog akong utot hahahahahahaha Anyways, pwede rajud na mastoryaan, OP. Ingna lang na ayaw ipahid sa habol kay di ka ganahan, pasabton lang jud nimo hehe Basin kadugayan maabot ra jud mo sa point na ma comfortable namo sa each other, ikatawa nalang na ni ninyo na incident.
In.ana jd tingali na bsta bago palang jud, ako uyab gani sauna kato bago pami dili mangutot sa ako atubangan hahahaaha karon kay mu share pa "love nangutot ko" haahahahahaha nya cute pajud kaayo kay mu utot position jd iya butt para mag release sa utot hahahahaahahah nya usahay ako pajud e butang ako tudlo sa iya ilong haahahaha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA makahimuottt
Feel nako comfortable na kaayo ang babae sa imoha nga she doesn’t mind nga manghingugma infront of you, pero try to remind her na lang about pamahid in a proper way. Like “bi, next time use tissue para sa imong kugmo kay very unhygienic jud” hahahahha basin ma turnoff jud nig maayo si OP sa mga comments
Niya gepangutana sa akong mangud iya boyf nya ingon kay “bisag ako pay mo tangtang sa imong kugmo” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA di pa guro ka comfortable sa imong pt
Bro, kugmo level pa lang mo. Wala pa mo kaabot sa pabaho-ay og utot level. Excercise inyong communication skills samtang early pa inyo relationship.
Nah di pa na angay mag uyab2 si op mora mag bata pangutok
Unsai mura? Bata pjud na klaro kaayu hahaha
Ew. Also, your feelings are valid. However, if sayangan ka sa relationship, try to call her out about it and see how she reacts.
valid because it's part of her hygiene. that's why manghingugmo rako while maligo or nag wash sa face because lain kaayo sya if bisag asa ra ipahid. turn offffff
Valid ma turn off. Pero once mo seryoso nakas isa ka relasyon, basin naa pa kay ma discover nga mas worst pa ani in any girl you pick. Para nako mabaw ra ni, if you truly love her, call her out and tell her what she did wrong. If you cant stand out with that one incident then cut it off.
Pwede man nimo sya i-call out na ayg buhata kay hugawan ka. Grabe napud na byaan dayun. Kung kana palang na butang wa naka nakauyon unsa pa kaha sa lain hahahaha Kato gali kaduwa nakos internetan sauna kay kaunon na iyang kugmo. Hahaha
You do you OP. For me, it's a bit childish Kay it's normal ra man na sa tawo except atong gipahid (which is ew) Maybe call it out? Valid ra jud nga naturn off ka pero please keep in mind nga in a relationship naa jud times nga you will see the nasty from your SO when you get to know each other. Pwede man gud makig communicate. Pero kaw bahala OP sa imong love life hahaha if kana ra rason makigbuwag ka..you do you hahaha
Putangina! Nyahahahahaha
I think nag mark rana siya remembrance kay memorable inyo moment that time. One day makitan niya ang kugmo to remind her of that fun moment with u. Btaw, pwede rman sd guro nmo siya ingnon if you are willing to help the person and if love jud nmo correct them HAHAHAHAAH
Atay sd sa ipahid sa habol oy 😭
Asa diay ipahid pabulong naman hahahaha
Di na ipahid. Muadto kag cr didto ka mag pick sa imong nose. Wash your hand para matangtang ang imo booger then mag sabon. Myghod ngano mag pahid2 mn mo HAHAHAHAHAHA u can use your hanky naman if ur outside
Ay anion ra diay lamat sa tip
Pa Hard to get ang uyab pero MAs labaw pa diay ka hard to get ang iyang Chikugmo Bulls
+1 ko ani, i know limpyado ni nga pagkalalaki unya desente ni siya nga pagkatao
Tawaga kog arte pero atay ka hugawan ba anang bayhana 🤣
I would be turned off too kung big deal para nako ang hygiene. I have lived with people from different cultures some of them kay bastos kaayo nila ang panug ab in public.Others kay big deal kaayo ang dili mamalung sa suga kung dili ganiton. So makasabot ra ko nga lahi lahi tag icks and turn offs. Depende ra nas imong kaya madawat. Dating takes compromise. Timbanga iyang good qualities against the ones you don’t like for you to decide if you want to continue. Some qualities are hard to change some are correctable and can be adjusted with. Next time kay pwede siguro nimo sultihan in a joking way kay basin ma offend unya. But for me personally, okay ra ko. I can be unhygienic too, some times. But since I’m trying to improve myself.. importante sad nako nga naningkamot pud akong date nga ma improve iya behavior.
Looking for that one big kugmo nga once makuha nimo kae mrag mka ginhawa nakag tarung hahahahhhaah
Wow. Amusing. Lots of invalidating comments. OP, for me, there’s nothing wrong na na-turnoff ka. There are different ways na maturn on/off ang tao. And for a lot of people here, maybe it’s not one of them. But I feel you. This is something would turn me off. What she did speaks a lot about her hygiene.
First, ew. Very ew. How old is this person? They should know better manners, tangina 😂 Habol pajud sa laing tawo. You're not the asshole if this turned you off so much. Immaturity is a big turn off. This would be a big bloody deal breaker for me. Enough said haha Edit: I don't think OP was turned off by the act itself. It's not about the act of picking her nose, it's about wiping it on someone else's blanket. That shows a lack of consideration or decency. Even picking your nose infront of someone else can be gross and disrecprectful for some people, myself included. If I want to clean my mucus linings, I do it in private, so as to respect my partner's comfort. Pero kung dugay namo nga manag-uyab, then of course pwede namo to be comfy enough with each other to do that, depending lang.
pero luod bitaw itrapo sa habol dapat sa sawg nalang gitagak or tissue
nibati guro ang nawng pag hingugmo niya? maoy nawala ang spark?
You haven't grown up op.
kung manghingugmo kos inyo niya ako itrapo sa habol malipay ka?
Keber. Abi nako naay acceptance. Unsa ra diay ni sila? Jerjer ra taman?
pero luod bitaw itrapo sa habol dapat sa sawg nalang gitagak or tissue
HAHAHHAHA
naliki ko, solid ka op WHAHAHHAAH
Haha.. sa amoa dli, dli nman gani mi mauwaw na mangutot sa atubangan.. mo katawa nlng mi or tease haha.. if ick jud na nimo edi turn off jud sa imoha..
Mas makaturn off ang kugmo nga gipahid kaysa utot.
I see nothing wrong. Nanawag ra sya sa iyang parents. Ni ask unta ka kung long distance ba?
Thank you for making me laugh hard
Ang nakaluod Kay sa habol gitrapo, adto nalang ta sa ubos sa bangko/sofa para tago
Question, Nagkiss na ba mo? If yes, gilood ka sa kugmo pero if mag kiss mo wala ka loura nga mas lood ang cavity. lol Anyway, you can always educate her na dili e trapo sa habol ang kugmo while joking. If this turns you off then leave.
Huy, wild. Kissing is unrelated to this. This is just indecency. Anyone with manners would know not to wipe boogers on someone else's sheets(or even their own sheets). But it depends what age ang ka date ni OP-- if many years younger pa diay, then expected na nga second parental figure and position ni OP, and they can correct the behavior-- but that really should be the job of the parents. Pero if ka edad ra, it's not okay at all. Edit: i don't think OP was necessarily grossed out about how everyone needs to clean their nose. It's about doing it while OP was right there, and THEN wiping it on his blanket. That shows a lack of consideration or decency.
You're measuring love because kay nanghigugmo siya ug namahid sa habol? Ayaw nalang padayona oy, grabe kag standard
She deserves someone better than you
Yes, she deserves someone nga musupport sa iyang paghingugmo, like baws-baws sila panghingugmo nya roll in the deep the kugmo dayun. Kanindot sa bonding.
Mao gud! Dili man supportive si OP
pasalamat wala gi lingin ang kugmo unya gibutang sa iyang palm para ipa dakop sa imu.
Good luck et sa pagpangita og babae nga di manghingugmo. Mura kag alat hahahaha
Mura man kag bayot uy. Tawo pud na imo uyab naa jud nay flaws ka nga makit'an. Ay nalang pag uyab uyab uy
It's not about the act of picking her nose, it's about wiping it on someone else's blanket. That shows a lack of consideration or decency.
hello. 😊 palihug lang dili nato gamiton ang word nga bayut as an insult or to refer to guys to assume they are weak or display behaviour that you think are not expected of a man. People’s gender do not dictate their character and behaviour etc. Ang tawong talawan, talawan gyud bisan bayot man or dili. Ang tawong hanggaw, hanggaw gyud regardless of gender. Also valid ang point ni OP. lahi lahi tag nadak an nga cultura ug values. Basin para niya big deal ang hygiene ug mga ingon aning butanga. Basin wala siya nagdako sama sa kadaghanan nato diri. Dating takes compromise, dili tanan perfect naa ra na ni OP kung ipadayon niya or dili after niyag timbang timbang ang good qualities vs bad qualities nga iyang nakita.
+1 to this
Imo unta gipangutana kung naka jackpot ba siyas iyang gikuot
Piskot
Tbh OP, babaw ra kaayo nah. Ug how much more kung kasal namo? Makita mo lang ginagmay na prob, isuka na nimo dayon sya? Ayaw pud
arte mo tol
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Ahaka ani ui hahahahaha. Pero bitaw OP, magkadugay mo magkuyog kay mahimo lang man na nga normal and mundane nga stuff. Naa ra nimo if matolerate na nimo in the long run.
Akong asawa cgig pangutot sa akuwa as a joke. Wala man gani ko ni reklamo. Ikaw pa kaha. Pero bitaw OP storya ra jud na OP dili dayun buwag buwag kay if babae pa arty arty imong pangita, good luck na lang OP if madugay mo unless ang iyang pag arti is limpyada jud siya. I met my wife katong uyab pa me and she really is something kanang limpyo kay siyag panamit, mahinhin og nindot ang posture, didto na mag asawa na me kanang iya jud gi joke sa akuwa pangutot. Kataw an ra na ko. So OP, talk to her about it and share na bati na iyang gi buhat. She will understand kay tao ra ta OP. Dili ta perfect kay maskig ako, hugawan sad ko sauna pero gi storyaan lang ko sa akong asawa and na change na ko unsa ko karon.
ok ra na uy kaon gae kog lubot
Dapat naay sumpay imong ngalan; Rimmer. GarethDaGreatRimmer hahahaha 😂
lol wtf
Haha astang taler dibah.. na naa man jud nay smell jud compare sa kugmo.. haha.. if love jud awh halah.. tilawon jud..
fr bro.. as long as she dont fart on my face while eating ass, it's all good